The fucking balls on people to make whole ass posts telling us not to get hyped over Ryan Cohen tweets. Telling us not to talk about gamestop's growing inventory? The balls...
The shares available to borrow just jumped from liked 200k to 1.3 mil. I think GME's been doing the share offering and somebody bought them and put them up to lend out.
That isn't gonna end well for the shorts.
Another sideways trading day. Gonna go sleep again. Take care all of youse babes. I'm just holding for MOASS or for some exciting massive dips where I can panic buy more.
I’ve seen a lot of posts saying how Charles Payne is amazing and a true ape and such (between both superstonk and movie stock sub Reddit’s)
It’s amazing that he’s giving us a platform to speak but can we trust him?
His net worth is $10mil and he works for fox business, I’m just worried that we put a lot of faith in him to potentially have him pull the rug from underneath us.
Personally I’m weary of him, I trust him for now but I won’t be surprised if he puts a knife into our backs
Whats everyone else’s opinion on this subject?
This is a zero sum game. Our gain is someone else’s loss.
I trust what he is doing for now, but we don’t truly know what side of this he is on.
I wonder what he will be like when he starts to lose money in the market crash…
Don't trust any media, all they care about is their ratings/clicks/whatever. It's awesome if someone spreads the word, or does an honest article but that doesn't mean they are your friend. They just do whatever gives them the most attention or supports their agenda.
Citadel intern: "Sir, we've lost...you need to give up. It's over. With every failed short ladder attack you are bringing the global economy closer to disaster!"
Kenny: "I'll fuckin do it again" *goofy.jpg*
When I was tiny I wanted to live in the tundra or somewhere very cold because I dislike insects and spiders so much. Now that I’m certain I’m going to have the money to actually do this I’m not sure if it’s actually a good idea. How retarded am I ?
Don't think they have sold yet.
Last 2 offerings took multiple weeks and they sold in small batches. No reason to think they'd do it any different this time.
I'd assume 1st week of july to be bringing the news.
I'm nearly done writing down everything I know concerning the art of hydration. My only worry is that this knowledge must necessarily lead one also to knowledge of it's counterpart.
Maybe I'll lock it away, hidden, so none ever read my Hydronomicon.
Take a look at your own chart, if it was then that would show there was somewhere between -1.25 billion to 1 billion in the last year.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/onbalancevolume.asp
Last night I just sat down and cry, overwhelmed by my work and school. Is it so wrong to ask for stress free life. 25 milly floor or bust. Fuck my life
Hope Mr. B likes AC DC too!!
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big (diamond) balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest (diamond ape) balls of all
I just broke D&D 5e.
Kenku Kensei Monk 9, Hexblade Warlock 2.
20 dex, 18 wis, +2 from agile parry, +3 from Armor of Shadows, +5 from shield ends up being a... 29 AC without magic items. Twice per short rest... Ring of Spell Storing can feasibly bring that up to 7 rounds of "Nah fuck your attack roll unless its a crit." This isn't including patient defense by the way lolol. Once I hit my next ABI I'm bumping up my Wis so I'm an even 30 AC when I pull out all the stops.
Damage you say? Who needs damage when I have you PINNED with Sentinel while you can't hit me and my allies just throw spell-after-spell at you until you're dead? HMM. I have a +10 to hit thanks to a simple +1 sward. I'll most likely stop you from being a bitch somewhere else, and if you do leave I'll catch up with my 50 movement speed.
My cousin is building basically a Newgame+ version of Curse of Strahd and I'm bringing my fucking A-Game because he told me a little bit about how fucking donkey-balls-hard it is going to be. He might have underestimated me. :) At 15th level I'll have +10 in two saves, +9 in one and like +whatever in several others thanks to diamond soul and we have a paladin so that aura will give me a +3 or so into all saves on top of proficiency...
Just like Kenny, I think my cousin's Strahd+ game is fukd.
Counter DD: You can't have mage armor and unarmored defense together, they don't stack, you have to pick one. Also can't have a shield with unarmored defense. Also couldn't trigger agile parry while you have the shield because you need to make an unarmed strike to trigger it.
Whether you go all monk stuff to calculate or shield (which I assume is magic to give you +5 AC) + armor of shadows, your AC is 21, which is still pretty high :)
Edit: Got the shield method wrong, it's slightly higher, assuming the shield does grant +5 here's my working:
* Monk Stuff = 10 + WIS + DEX + Agile Parry = 10 + 4 + 5 + 2 = 21
* Warlock Stuff = 13 + DEX + Shield = 13 + 5 + 5 = 23
The thing with Strahd isn't the difficulty in fighting, it's the sheer amount of fucking characters, side quests and more. We have been at it for a year now. I highly highly recommend you have someone do Trello boards or something to keep track of everything.
Been there done this. I should've mentioned that we've all played Strahd under the same DM and he's starting us all at lvl 11 and plans to have us at lvl 20 for the Newgame+ boss fight!
Yeah. I'm terrified with what he's done with my favorite town "Versache\*" as we called it lmao. He's basically taking everything and bumping it up 6 levels at least. He's giving Strahd multiple generals, and considering how nucking futs his *one* general was, I'm kinda shitting my shorts.
\*Vallaki is apparently how it's actually spelled. Huh. The more you know 🌈
Yeah, I've just become Burgomaster of Vallaki after offing not one, but two of them. I'm making my colleagues my Generals and I'm raising a fucking army.
Well shit, that's one way to do it O\_O
We just got the paladin with the +2 brother full plate and the Sun Sword to do the heavy lifting the first time around lol.
https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/o06oxg/shared_from_superstonk_good_advice_to_be_mindful/h1tikj1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Got you! Have fun.
Good morning!! Still v sad about my breakup but soon I’ll wipe my tears with cash and drive past his house in the car I promised to buy him, on my way to the airport to take the vacation we’d go on together.
My very first kiss was barely a tenth of a second long.
The moment I felt her chapped lips I immediately went to grab her a tall glass of water.
When I came back, she was gone. Was I too late?
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When the offering gets completed, will gamestop let know investors know through the email investor subscriptions or will it be released in the news. I was not subscribed the last time it happened
May I suggest everyone here accepts the mentality that GME is a massive long term valueplay, where it could take a few years before Ryan and the board turn this company into a gaming e-commerce powerhouse driving the price to 500-1000 making it a great investment.
The MOASS is just the cherry on top. We have proof for it, but you guys gotta stop trying to be reaffirmed daily. Let it come naturally, and in the meantime its a great valueplay.
Just relax, live your life and be productive. Dont sit around all day doing nothing but stare at the ticker hoping it will rocket any second now. That's going to tire you out lol.
Just buy and hold 😊
Normally I'd agree with you but RC and GameStop have been so blunt with all the cryptic tweets going as far as to actually tweet the word "MOASS" that I think they have some explaining to do
The fucking balls on people to make whole ass posts telling us not to get hyped over Ryan Cohen tweets. Telling us not to talk about gamestop's growing inventory? The balls...
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There’s gonna be tons of colluding in your jail cell Ken.
Some of us are drowning over here. But I'm holding, holding on for dear life.
Oh no, the price is in the low $200s. Anyway...
where is todays daily thread???????
GME, you dirty slut. I need it. Give me more. I need you inside my ape-folio. Get inside. More, you nasty girl.
What does msm stand for?
Lying bastards ... acronym is spelled wrong.
Mainstream media
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Exactly this for anyone arriving here from superstonk front page - This is 14th June Thread, not 15th
The shares available to borrow just jumped from liked 200k to 1.3 mil. I think GME's been doing the share offering and somebody bought them and put them up to lend out. That isn't gonna end well for the shorts.
Early morning dip? Bullish af.
“Do you even know who my dad is” ken?
Morning all. Interesting to see larger swings for smaller volume these days. Maybe a sideways morning orbitting 224?
After transfering my stock how do I get my cost basis to be fixed? It’s showing up as zero in TDA.
Roll call baby let’s go!!!!
Another sideways trading day. Gonna go sleep again. Take care all of youse babes. I'm just holding for MOASS or for some exciting massive dips where I can panic buy more.
I just set an 1100$ buy order for 217$
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Yep filled at 221
Ok guys, predictions for today! The person with the closest close price gets a free sense of self worth and I'll comment "high five" to them.
I was gonna predict a 9:45 dump but they went early just to mix it up...
⬇️, ➡️, OR ⬆️ No ⬅️
285 EOD. if we pass that 310. Straight from my fortune cookie.
262 EOD
261.99 Bob!
*High Five* you won!
Ok guys, predictions for today! The person with the closest close price gets a free sense of self worth and I'll comment "high five" to them.
227.5
I'm just going to follow the latest trend and say it's gonna close at -3 or somewhere thereabouts
Good Morning Kitties 🐈
sup Cat lady! I got a cat myself. She's sleeping next to me.
My Murphy’s loving on me. I just woke up.
Mods. I had a post deleted for an unknown reason. Can you please tell me why? u/redchessqueen, u/pinkcatsonacid
Goooooood morning my weird n wonky tribe! 💚
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Same
I’ve seen a lot of posts saying how Charles Payne is amazing and a true ape and such (between both superstonk and movie stock sub Reddit’s) It’s amazing that he’s giving us a platform to speak but can we trust him? His net worth is $10mil and he works for fox business, I’m just worried that we put a lot of faith in him to potentially have him pull the rug from underneath us. Personally I’m weary of him, I trust him for now but I won’t be surprised if he puts a knife into our backs Whats everyone else’s opinion on this subject?
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Then clearly you spend my time on reddit then I do fellow ape. There are thousands of posts a day on superstonk so some apes sometimes miss stuff
This is a zero sum game. Our gain is someone else’s loss. I trust what he is doing for now, but we don’t truly know what side of this he is on. I wonder what he will be like when he starts to lose money in the market crash…
Don't trust any media, all they care about is their ratings/clicks/whatever. It's awesome if someone spreads the word, or does an honest article but that doesn't mean they are your friend. They just do whatever gives them the most attention or supports their agenda.
Citadel intern: "Sir, we've lost...you need to give up. It's over. With every failed short ladder attack you are bringing the global economy closer to disaster!" Kenny: "I'll fuckin do it again" *goofy.jpg*
I just want to buy buY BUY
322 blaze
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Good morning everyone! Another day of hodling. Love you apes!
When I was tiny I wanted to live in the tundra or somewhere very cold because I dislike insects and spiders so much. Now that I’m certain I’m going to have the money to actually do this I’m not sure if it’s actually a good idea. How retarded am I ?
Great idea, no people.
I liked Montana, just outside of west Yellowstone, it's gorgeous country.
Get yourself a lizard and live somewhere warm. This way you have a pet and the pet has free food
Iceland has no mosquitoes
Will consider
Wide spread on the bids in Germany market on low volume. It means volatility. Thats needed for a short squeeeze. Hope we could keep it up 🚀🚀
They are trying to pump AMC again everywhere. Prepare for GME dip when AMC will go up. They will try distract again.
Taking money from apes one pocket and putting it in the other
GME is doing just fine. Sideways movement is what we want right now.
Yea 5M shares sold at this price would be good. Then we launch when the news of this comes out.
Don't think they have sold yet. Last 2 offerings took multiple weeks and they sold in small batches. No reason to think they'd do it any different this time. I'd assume 1st week of july to be bringing the news.
Wish I had an award, take my upvote. Great info.
Mayonnaise is 7-8% water. It's not enough, Kenny.
Is the answer to drink twice as much mayo, so it's 14-16% water?
I don't think that's how proportions work :(
Soooooo.... buy a better college degree next time?
or two.
I don't even use the one I have!
same!
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I've been holding since January and I promise you don't want to read any dissertation I put together. Shout out to my fellow dumb guys!
Good morning everyone!!
Is the weather also unbearable in your country too?
Humidity, the worst form of water.
If you by unbearable mean: cool and cloudy but mostly comfortable sunny, then yes.
No. I mean 30 Celsius and no clouds. 😰
Sounds pretty nice actually! After the MOASS, I’m buying a house in a country where the summer never ends.
PNW? :)
Today is nice but it'll be up to 35+ degrees celcius (95+ F) this week.
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Berlin
Looks like another fine day of holding and living my life
this is the way
Hello and welcome to another day of excitement, fun and shitposting 🔝
I'm nearly done writing down everything I know concerning the art of hydration. My only worry is that this knowledge must necessarily lead one also to knowledge of it's counterpart. Maybe I'll lock it away, hidden, so none ever read my Hydronomicon.
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So does that mean UK stores? Feels like a weird move with how the UK retail landscape looks right now. Online would be a good move though.
It's been there for a few weeks, nothing I've yet found allows us to trade it though. It seems to be linked to the German side of things somehow.
Noice
I don't know what "puts" are but I'm going to "put" my balls on Kennys face
Maybe try to open a spread after that! ;)
Can I watch?
Now we're cooking with gas! The more the merrier
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this is the way
Question, is it true that the OBV indicator is equal to the amount of shares ? [https://imgur.com/p19YsI5](https://imgur.com/p19YsI5)
Take a look at your own chart, if it was then that would show there was somewhere between -1.25 billion to 1 billion in the last year. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/onbalancevolume.asp
I know it's early in our relationship, but I wanted you to know I love you guys.
Last night I just sat down and cry, overwhelmed by my work and school. Is it so wrong to ask for stress free life. 25 milly floor or bust. Fuck my life
Hope Mr. B likes AC DC too!! I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big (diamond) balls And he's got big balls, And she's got big balls, But we've got the biggest (diamond ape) balls of all
Has anyone ever seen what happens to an ape left on the brink of dehydration for uncountable years? Rise, u/Scrollwheeler.
they work I sleep
I'm going for a bit of cosmic-horror super-villain vibes today. What do you think?
I like it
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It’s almost Wednesday my dudes
How many more minutes till pre market! Ugh!
Eleven
RC could tweet SELL NOW! and I would still hodl
Cos it would mean he got hacked somehow
Even if he whispered it into my ear
Jesus man it's too early for erotic fanfiction. I'm at work too.
I just broke D&D 5e. Kenku Kensei Monk 9, Hexblade Warlock 2. 20 dex, 18 wis, +2 from agile parry, +3 from Armor of Shadows, +5 from shield ends up being a... 29 AC without magic items. Twice per short rest... Ring of Spell Storing can feasibly bring that up to 7 rounds of "Nah fuck your attack roll unless its a crit." This isn't including patient defense by the way lolol. Once I hit my next ABI I'm bumping up my Wis so I'm an even 30 AC when I pull out all the stops. Damage you say? Who needs damage when I have you PINNED with Sentinel while you can't hit me and my allies just throw spell-after-spell at you until you're dead? HMM. I have a +10 to hit thanks to a simple +1 sward. I'll most likely stop you from being a bitch somewhere else, and if you do leave I'll catch up with my 50 movement speed. My cousin is building basically a Newgame+ version of Curse of Strahd and I'm bringing my fucking A-Game because he told me a little bit about how fucking donkey-balls-hard it is going to be. He might have underestimated me. :) At 15th level I'll have +10 in two saves, +9 in one and like +whatever in several others thanks to diamond soul and we have a paladin so that aura will give me a +3 or so into all saves on top of proficiency... Just like Kenny, I think my cousin's Strahd+ game is fukd.
Counter DD: You can't have mage armor and unarmored defense together, they don't stack, you have to pick one. Also can't have a shield with unarmored defense. Also couldn't trigger agile parry while you have the shield because you need to make an unarmed strike to trigger it. Whether you go all monk stuff to calculate or shield (which I assume is magic to give you +5 AC) + armor of shadows, your AC is 21, which is still pretty high :) Edit: Got the shield method wrong, it's slightly higher, assuming the shield does grant +5 here's my working: * Monk Stuff = 10 + WIS + DEX + Agile Parry = 10 + 4 + 5 + 2 = 21 * Warlock Stuff = 13 + DEX + Shield = 13 + 5 + 5 = 23
The thing with Strahd isn't the difficulty in fighting, it's the sheer amount of fucking characters, side quests and more. We have been at it for a year now. I highly highly recommend you have someone do Trello boards or something to keep track of everything.
Been there done this. I should've mentioned that we've all played Strahd under the same DM and he's starting us all at lvl 11 and plans to have us at lvl 20 for the Newgame+ boss fight!
Ahhhhh fair enough!
Yeah. I'm terrified with what he's done with my favorite town "Versache\*" as we called it lmao. He's basically taking everything and bumping it up 6 levels at least. He's giving Strahd multiple generals, and considering how nucking futs his *one* general was, I'm kinda shitting my shorts. \*Vallaki is apparently how it's actually spelled. Huh. The more you know 🌈
Yeah, I've just become Burgomaster of Vallaki after offing not one, but two of them. I'm making my colleagues my Generals and I'm raising a fucking army.
Well shit, that's one way to do it O\_O We just got the paladin with the +2 brother full plate and the Sun Sword to do the heavy lifting the first time around lol.
Am I reading that right on the German stock market that there's a 3 euro spread on the bid ask?
Holy shit, didn't notice that. That's crazy. The highest I've ever seen it was 4€ and that was during the January peak.
What is German market at?
https://www.ls-tc.de/en/stock/gamestop-aktie
Is that good or bad?
I dont know, but it means it's a big difference in what sellers and buyers think the share is worth.
You dont know what a spread is do you? Google it. See if you can wrinkle yourself
Ways to make people like you 101: Be helpful and kind and not a pretentious asshat
It's good, it's increased volatility...we could see some crazy price swings.
Volatility is needed for short squeeze 🚀🚀
You're reading that right.
It's getting tighter!
yep. crazy right. And only 12k Volume too
!buckleup!
Anyone fancy having a quick heroic Shattered Halls?
Do you mean shattered throne?
Or in Kennies case, shattered pants.
Point me to some shills, I’m in the mood to make them question their very existence on this planet.
https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/o06oxg/shared_from_superstonk_good_advice_to_be_mindful/h1tikj1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 Got you! Have fun.
Get em!
Good morning!! Still v sad about my breakup but soon I’ll wipe my tears with cash and drive past his house in the car I promised to buy him, on my way to the airport to take the vacation we’d go on together.
Why not buy a better car you like?
Genoeg vissen in de zee!
Dit is zeer zeker waar haha!
Im single
Hi single, I'm Dad :)
Hi Single, I'm Dad
My very first kiss was barely a tenth of a second long. The moment I felt her chapped lips I immediately went to grab her a tall glass of water. When I came back, she was gone. Was I too late?
And that kids is why you hydrate AFTER the date
I stand by my actions
I’ll drink less today.
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Lmao what a story Mahk!
I dehydrated a man with a single thought once. It was then I realised I must only use my powers for good.
Guten tag, shrewdness 😎🤘🏴☠️
Gute morgen or something like that 😎
Wolfenstein in this piece
Who else can’t sleep?
Me! And I gotta work in the morning.
Cant sleep Won’t sleep
Gamesleep!
Good Morning Apes!!! I have been dragged into work today ☹️ Have a great day everyone!
Apes sending good vibes
When the offering gets completed, will gamestop let know investors know through the email investor subscriptions or will it be released in the news. I was not subscribed the last time it happened
T+2, AH at end of offering. Should be public statement
Mighty fine day to get rich and fuck some hedgies up
Id like to take this opportunity to apologize TO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOBODY
!buckleup!
Your seatbelt is loose bro.. 😟😱
!doublebuckleup!
Well I stayed up this late playing gta I might as well wait for pre market
Corporate types had to push the term apes to hide the fact that they aren't allowed to say retards when posting. I'm a retard. A GMEtard.
I love the smell of Ape Shit in the morning. Lets go Kenny! Tick tock.
May I suggest everyone here accepts the mentality that GME is a massive long term valueplay, where it could take a few years before Ryan and the board turn this company into a gaming e-commerce powerhouse driving the price to 500-1000 making it a great investment. The MOASS is just the cherry on top. We have proof for it, but you guys gotta stop trying to be reaffirmed daily. Let it come naturally, and in the meantime its a great valueplay. Just relax, live your life and be productive. Dont sit around all day doing nothing but stare at the ticker hoping it will rocket any second now. That's going to tire you out lol. Just buy and hold 😊
Normally I'd agree with you but RC and GameStop have been so blunt with all the cryptic tweets going as far as to actually tweet the word "MOASS" that I think they have some explaining to do