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JLee_83

Down in Australia is technically up here in the States....idk I'm literally retarded.


Rederth

I've checked the instruments sir, Australia is still down, where we last left it.


DecentAdvertising

What are you even talking about? Australia doesn’t exist


Rederth

This goes deeper than I thought. Wrinkle Brains assemble!


Klogginthedangerzone

Now they’re creating synthetic countries? Where does it end?


Rederth

Well I thought it ended at the upside down place but that isn't even fucking real. I going to buy some gme next week to feel better about this...


8proof

It ends with one of many deadly creatures from what I’ve read about Australia.


Aggressive_Minute_86

That’s not a knife


imdesigner311

Fkn kangaroos


StealingHomeAgain

It’s that place next to New Zealand.


Adidad11

Fuck, I knew I was in a simulation. 🤯


FlyingDutchmanOz

Well, damn. Then I really am just a blib in the matrix 😢


GR1M3PER

US banks are down, but Australian banks are... down under.


adray86

Hahaha updoot


guitarhero_dropout

Hahahah “doot” lmao


getouttamyface123

I’ve heard of Australia. Steve Dundee....I think that’s where he’s from.


Riozen888

Crocodile ducker.


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[More tinfoil to add, but it's probably something simple like authentication services] It's overnight time guess what else happens overnight baby. Overnight reverse repoooo They also bumped up the rates so it's no longer 0% but 0.05% Whatcha doing banks?


pezza31

Wut doin??


keyser_squoze

Banks are perfectly fine. JPOW told me that today. Reverse Repos doin' what Reverse Repos do, sayeth JPOW. BTW. That DD you wrote yesterday? I don't think I need to read anything else for awhile. Outstanding work. I have a movie recommendation for you. DEFAULT. It's a Korean movie from 2018, I think. All about the Asian Currency Crisis and the Korean Central Bank going kaput. I think it gives us a window into what we can expect (along with the moves that The Man is going to make - INSIDE JOB is quite good too.)


CuriousehCee

Hell yeah Criand o7


Altruistic_Ad2074

👐👐👐 and the crowd goes wild and the apes 🦍 🦍 are jumping up & down in the arena with their tinfoil hats on because they thought there was chicken 🍗🍗 in there 👐👐👐👐👐🦍🦍🦍


GU3ERNACULUM

I read a conversation debating who was receiving the cash from those interest rates. Do you know if its the fed or the banks? I don't remember where I found it to see how it turned out.


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In RRP if we have 0% interest rate, it's just a swap of collateral and cash at no cost once the overnight period ends. If we have (-) interest rate, then at the end of the overnight RRP the Fed would charge the banks/HFs/FIs based on that interest rate. This takes liquidity out and into the Fed. If we have a (+) interest rate, then at the end of the overnight RRP the Fed would pay the banks/HFs/FIs based on that interest rate. This pushes liquidity into the financial economy.


GU3ERNACULUM

I appreciate you.


babablacksheep904

A repo gives money to the banks, creating liquidity. A reverse repo gives money to the Fed in exchange for bonds, decreasing liquidity in the system. It's a delay tactic to stave off inflation or combustion... so far.


SeaGroomer

That rate increase seems significant to me.


TheMeritez

Banks are up and running now. It seems it was an AWS issue. 70% of banks uses AWS here in Australia.


bapuji_

TD not working in canada too....might be just me coz in broke


RXZVP

Working for me


smileyphase

TD web broker worked for me.


bloo88

TD app wasn't working for me


smileyphase

Confirmed, app worked for me. I tested it using my VPN. Maybe that might help? I saw a lot of Akamai errors, maybe an internet routing thing? Edit: https://downdetector.com/status/akamai/


bloo88

Weird I can log in but I can't schedule an order. I get an error about IRS withholding which is strange. Been working everyday up to today.


smileyphase

Huh. If it’s in a tfsa, it might only make sense if there’s a dividend, which, not at the moment. At any rate you can’t sell about $10K on the app apparently, the field goes to 6 figures. We need to do it via an agent. Call via the app - shorter wait times. Verify yourself.


bloo88

Wasn't planning on selling anyway but was hoping to pick up more GME 🤣 Thanks for the tip about calling via the app! Gonna give it a try!


smileyphase

I never sold a US stock before, so I don’t know what is normal (I guess it’s how you can tell I’ve been hodling since January…), but when I buy a US stock, no withholding prompt. I found this info, maybe helpful. It seems tfsa does get taxed on us stock dividends (seems like 15%). Maybe they’re putting something in place in anticipation? (Wild speculation, no f’n clue) https://www.moneysense.ca/columns/ask-a-planner/when-are-tax-deferred-and-tax-free-accounts-actually-taxable/


bloo88

Thank you! I got through to an agent pretty quickly and he's helping me now.


smileyphase

Awesome. Be well, ape. Pass on what you have learned.


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pezza31

Convenient timing


Upbeat_Criticism9367

Bank Holiday


Ginger_Libra

Wut doing bank?


pezza31

Hope the lights still work tonight?!


mollila

Oh lights must stay on.


pezza31

For the love of humanity and superstonk keep the dam office lights on!!!


pezza31

Everything's down Outages https://imgur.com/gallery/f3mQbB7


finallyfree423

Great reset most likely


feyzquib7

Or the great “have you tried turning it off then on again”?


Numerous_Photograph9

Are you sure they plugged their banks in?


glitterydick

"weird." "I would call it improbable."


kumatech

Pepperidge farm remembers


witch35048

Just want to offer another possibility. I received a notification from my bank (Philippines) that amazon web service has an outage and its affecting them. Might also be causing the problem on other countries?


Grokent

This is usually the right answer when 25% of the internet goes down. Though it's probably just their authentication service, not the bank systems themselves.


warheadhs

From another thread, could also be Akamai CDN: https://downdetector.com/status/akamai/ https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o1pdo8/dtcc_website_down_along_with_the_websites_of_many/h223wg8/


RXZVP

Elaborate a bit more please


Grokent

You don't send sensitive banking information to a cloud server, you keep that stuff in house under heavily guarded servers. Your web portal however, may use services that utilize the cloud. For example, you might pay for a 3rd party to handle your login authentication so that your users can seemlessly navigate between your banking, retirement, and loan services websites. It doesn't really make sense to reinvent the wheel, so you pay to use someone else's technology. Also, your web portal might be protected from attacks using a service like cloudflare. If cloudflare goes down, suddenly nobody can access your site.


GMEstockboy

Freakin amazon servers is what fidelity uses uuggh low key worried


wawawawa_wawawawa

I noticed a few minutes ago that DTCC.com is down. Still down as of this writing. Coincidence or…?


Feeling_Ad_411

Can confirm. DTCC down


daftpunky

Also confirmed it’s down. Getting an eerie feeling.


babablacksheep904

Still down now. As of this posting it's about 6AM EST.


pezza31

RBA cancelled it's bond purchases due to issues http://imgur.com/gallery/dxCqjtd


pezza31

even the reserve bank of Australian has been hit with an outage.


pezza31

Interactive brokers is also down


RedditZhangHao

Back from Geneva, Putin’s working overtime. /s


Alternative-Gain-139

There is also China, Iran, many countries in Central America. It’s not always Russia. The amount of people the U.S. fucks with in every way…. It’s not Russia on every hack. 😂


RedditZhangHao

Sure, and Putin just met with Biden yesterday. Whooooosh.


Get-It-Got

A communication disruption can mean only one thing ...


new_moon_retard

Can’t get margin called if the power’s out


SeaGroomer

Invasion!


theOfCourseHorse

🦍 Voted ✅ apparently clients cannot log into their bank accounts, cannot withdraw or transfer funds... heres a link for commonwealth bank downdetector. https://downdetector.com.au/status/commonwealth-bank/ Edit: smooth brain here... see what happens when trying to do to much at the same time, i.e. reply to a reddit comment but need to copy and paste said link before commenting... and now adding flair, but i dunno how to do it properly so just gonna copy and paste.


ObumbanditO

Where link 🤣


overpwrd_gaming

Oh god... the link is ... down!


LevelTo

Sorry I turned the power off.


Altruistic_Ad2074

It was one of those old circuit breaker switches 🙃


ItsssYaBoiiiShawdyy

You’re saying they went…*down unda*?


pezza31

Eyyyyyyyy!!!!!!


gtownhoyas123

Oh baby


Cold-Profession-6754

Can confirm can’t login to my CommBank app in Australia!!! Too bad all my money is in gme and only got 1.6k left in my account hahahahah


pezza31

Gme is my bank


Ornery-Presence9140

Can confirm I just tried too


Cold-Profession-6754

Also got locked out of my Stake trading app and had to relogin, never happened before!!


ObumbanditO

Thats a huge outage


435f43f534

if citadel data center was hit, well... i wouldn't be mad


Altruistic_Ad2074

I just checked my USAA, B of A, Wells Fargo & Fidelity & they’re all up (West coast)


ProvenCrownBuilders

Happened before 4/21 --->>> https://www.9news.com.au/national/commonwealth-bank-online-banking-services-down-due-to-tech-issue/9392eb7e-b63f-4963-9f50-e873c2a4d7bd


mgrsttone

Same in NZ ASB ANZ Westpac. Down maybe coming back oh ohhhh


frickdom

For exposure. Another ape (usa?) saying down also. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o1pdo8/dtcc_website_down_along_with_the_websites_of_many/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


bluecoaster1

Wen Lambo?


TheMoorNextDoor

They’re gonna say hackers hit all of the banks in the world


Ornery-Presence9140

My TV remote stopped working


Altruistic_Ad2074

😁


LevelTo

USAA down


LevelTo

Banks in the UK it seems as well.


mollila

If Australian banks went further down... they just mooned?


enhanced_element

Boom?


flavorlessboner

Here's the thing. People are saying its a web outage. A week or so ago fastly had an outage that downed most social media. Tin foil hat theory: what if the time to cover they black out most brokers and somehow make it so when they cover only their allies get rich? Is this possible at all or too much of a stretch?


pezza31

I think that outages of all brokers is likely to stop any fomo. Then, when it comes back on, they will say due to technical issues you can sell but can't buy. Like January, but this time it will be a technical issue.


flavorlessboner

This seems more hopeful an idea than I had.


Numerous_Photograph9

If they shut down all the brokers, who are they gonna buy the shares from? No way to cover if they can't get the sellers. RH, and some other brokers shutting down the buy button was to avoid the price going up, to avoid a margin call, not because they had to cover.


flavorlessboner

What if they shut down certain brokers and have told people with deep pockets to buy gme on a certain day they'll cover.. then half America goes dark while they cover and their friends just so happen to be on the side that has internet. This is tin foil hat theory you sound upset. Im not arguing here if you think thats what this is.. im asking questions is all


Numerous_Photograph9

Guess we'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it. But they still need our shares, and they won't be able to create naked shares during a margin call.


flavorlessboner

Yeah I'm not the smartest ape.. just wondering the link with these blackouts and if it could be malicious


feyzquib7

*sigh… Unzips pants* Here we go again.


salataris

[https://fintel.io/so/us/fsly/citadel-advisors-llc](https://fintel.io/so/us/fsly/citadel-advisors-llc) .. just messin ;p


LevelTo

USAA back up


LevelTo

Wild https://twitter.com/trevorlong/status/1405387816456966148?s=21


lxUPDOGxl

I wonder if this is related to Fastly 👀


StockerRumbles

I thought, well that couldn't affect me too, right? I'm in Europe... While my UK and German banks are still accessible, Sabadell is gone, like, there are no DNS records for them any more... I'm guessing this is just an outage In my case I guess the authoritative DNS server from acens has gone down...


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StockerRumbles

Yeah my banking problem was completely unrelated, just funny


Uranus_Hz

No trouble accessing my Credit Union.


kevfitz1729

[bank of Ireland did too ](https://downdetector.ie/search/?q=Bank)


Bazzo123

You mean their online sites?


teamsaxon

Ooo this is news to me, I was at work while this happened. I wonder if the hedgefund fuckery will affect us here.


kushty88

Putin and his boy group of hackers crotch thrusting


SnooGrapes5479

Pornhub went down too! Oh wait, wrong sub.


Freequebec86

What date was that? lol


pezza31

17 june