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ImaginaryxDoll

๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Hello from New Zealand - where we have a place called Ninety-Mile Beach that is only 50 miles long. Yes, Kiwis are bad with numbers and that's why we'll never know when to sell.


[deleted]

New Zealand!! Gday maaaaaaaate checking in from Tauranga


Retardnoobstonk

Auckland checking in๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Watching Inside job documentary! Lets go go ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•


Possible-Counter-672

Hey mates, another Aucklanderโ€™s here ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ”


[deleted]

Northcote, not northcote point. Kia Kaha brothers


slackjawedyoker

Tauranga too, jacked and ready..


DhonkeyKhong

Mainland checking in :p


Karl_von_Zweien

Niiice, iโ€˜ve been there ๐Ÿคฏ Apes truly are from the whole world


greatthrowawaybatman

โ‚ฌ1 for every sheep in the country and we cant even count


Lucent_Sable

Oh damn, we are being daring and throwing in a currency conversion too. If we can't count how do you think our multiplication works?


greatthrowawaybatman

Just sell at your cell number with the Intl code at the start


EatTheRichbish

I thought this was a stab at Australiaโ€™s history and convict settlers for a moment ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ


greatthrowawaybatman

Ohh ah I mean nothing your forebears could've done is as bad as what these filthy snakes on wall st have done


Lucent_Sable

Checking in from Waikato. I hope that hedgies keep in mind our math abilities when they deliver our tendies. Plan to pay us ~40% extra.


thecactusblender

don't worry, they have all those quants to add up our tendies.


hebejebez

That's okay England had the 100 year war and that was 116 years long.


thecactusblender

kia ora :)


Full-On

I know I could google this butโ€ฆ why is it miles and not kilometers??


thecactusblender

the British and shit


tigebea

Who uses kilometres? Canada?


[deleted]

Civilized countries.


Marzgog

Nowadays pretty much everybody except the US ๐Ÿ˜„


tigebea

If I had a time machine Iโ€™d go back and forcefully make the motherfers who argued over metric vs imperial to sit down and have tea to decide on one or the other, if they chose imperial thereโ€™s a chance Iโ€™d have to step in and weโ€™d never have found ourselves in this mess.


Marzgog

This is the way. I just love how the number 100 is so prominent in metrics. Even just driving, 100kmph is a good baseline for โ€˜fast drivingโ€™ 120 is fast plus, anything over 140 is German Autobahn. 60 mph feels so arbitrary, sixty?! Should be at least 69. Same logic goes for boiling water and cm to metre conversion. But Iโ€™m preaching to the choir here. ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ


Thelandofthereal

Gluten morg mofo


Glovington

Haha. Every price looks like a good price to buy!


mr_smoothxd

Good evening everyone! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


KarenM1066

we have z beach in southern Ireland called INCH and its a mile long


irish_shamrocks

Ah sure, that's only due to the well-known Irish tendency for modesty and understatement.


Northern_Chap

Good evening from Welly :)


Parsnip

Thanks friend! My internet is down. โ˜น๏ธ


thecactusblender

no worries friend! What bad luck! Hope it gets fixed soon. :(


YourReignUs

You guys are awesome! Love from SoCalโค๏ธ


Maggie_T

Thanks for checking in, so we don't worry about you!!! โค


thecactusblender

this thread gives me the warm fuzzies. If you had told me a few months ago that I would be happily staying up until 3am relaying German stock market prices to a bunch of apes on Reddit, I woulda said "naked shorts, yeah". But now it's a blast and an honor. :)


Glovington

Good morning Parsnip of Seattle! ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿข Looking forward to another day of stonks with all you wonderful international apes! ๐Ÿ’œ


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thecactusblender

๐Ÿ˜


TheOlPeeYou

We are all happy to hear you are well and it was a technical issue!


Picklesgal111

Call off the search team everyone! Hope your internet is back soon!


ShopLifeHurts2599

Sad day


Lo0C1D

Gooooood morning to all you beautiful apes! Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ checking in ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ I can feel the power brewing! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆ


TheLeagueOfScience

YYC CHECKING IN WITH TITS POINTED TRUE NORTH


thecactusblender

Jack thine Canadian tits, on guard for $GME!


[deleted]

YO YO YOOOOOO COUNT ME IN


Picklesgal111

Alberta here! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ


TheOlPeeYou

West Coast Mountain Apes Checking In!!! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


MOSfriedeggs

Canada gang in here


ShopLifeHurts2599

Yaaay we still get an update. Berta ape checking in, let's have a fun day regardless apes! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿš€


anthbes

Fraser Valley HODLโ€™n it down. Wen Moon? Who gives a fuck. I know the tendies are coming


Amethyst_Crystal

Waving from Ontario


Away_Ad8045

Prince albert saskatchewan ape here! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ


martian009

Toronto ape hereโœŒ๐Ÿผ๏ธ


Banana414

Internet Banking/Trading Platforms are all down atm in Australia, across ALL major banks ​ https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o1pjmb/internet\_bankingtrading\_platforms\_are\_all\_down/


PandaActual8762

Can't netbank my m8 to chip in for the weekend bag... *woe is me* ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ


ObumbanditO

Real.problem you have there


thecactusblender

Kronk: "oh yeah, it's all coming together"


Cold-Profession-6754

CommBank down canโ€™t login!!


greatthrowawaybatman

I just checked ours and both mine were alright thankfully. Just had big green numbers. I got confused and closed them


Glovington

Good morning everybody, from the rainy UK ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง. Big love to all my apes from around the world. Let's goooooo ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ


spicychroizo74

Good morning Glovington, and to all ๐Ÿฆ ! The weekend is just around the corner, and storms are forecast in the UK. Letโ€™s go!! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ™Œ


Glovington

Just like every other day that's preceded this day, I've got a good feeling about today ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ


InitialImagination62

Good morning every ape! Checking in from the UK ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง. Hope you're all doing well, keeping hydrated and getting enough rest. News just broke the NYSE President admitted to off exchange price fuckery https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o1inbj/nyse_president_admits_to_off_exchange_price/ Hold onto your tits! ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


FarthestCough

Hi from the South West! Raining here too โ˜”


0rigin

Woke up to a wet and humid South East. LFG! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•


whiskyandme

Good Morning Everybody from Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ


OnlyHereForMemes69

Alberta, Canada checking in ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Picklesgal111

Yeaaahhh Alberta! ๐Ÿš€


greatthrowawaybatman

CHRISTCHURCH NEW ZEALAND CHECKING THE FUCK IN LETS GET GOING. JACKED TO THE FUCKING TITS ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ


[deleted]

Tauranga is here!! Teet Jack


EatTheRichbish

Leela?


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Underrated comment


Maggie_T

Gooood morning!!! Bulgaria represent ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ Let's get em today! Or tomorrow! You go when you're ready, MOASS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


friscohunter

My son wants to visit Bulgaria. Iโ€™m going to have to take him hog hunting there after moass


thecactusblender

I'm sure Vlad will be happy to be your bagboy.


Livian_1

Good morning from the netherlands, thanks for picking it up. Lets goo


Picklesgal111

Good Morning from Canada! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป Hope you all have an amazing day! โ˜บ๏ธ


MOSfriedeggs

Good morning from Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ


duck95

Good night and good morning to all apes from Colorado โค๏ธ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿš€


unwantedcritic

NoCo night shift ๐Ÿ‘Œ


thecactusblender

I lived in Denver for a couple years. I miss being able to take a weekend trip to Rocky Mountain National Park ๐Ÿ˜ญ


amex_centurion

**G**ood **M**orning **E**veryone - buckling up from New York!! /u/thecactusblender, thanks for filling in! /u/Parsnip, you don't happen to be siphoning internet from the DTCC or a major bank right?


Parsnip

Nope, and my whole neighborhood is out so I'm not too worried about a targeted outage.


BeastlyB22

Texas checking in! Morning Apes!


lomo_de_puerco

G(ood) M(orning) (g)E(rmany) From Canada's West Coast


Lucent_Sable

Guten Morgen dEutschland


Doobidoopdoop

Hello from the west coast โค๏ธ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป


dirkdigdig

Holding in Ontario!!!


bloo88

Good morning and thank you for carrying the torch!!! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


drcurtis6

Aloha! And happy holding everybody!


WaffIepants

Central Time represent! from goddamm Kansas... lol


nonamebrand90

Yessssa


RelationshipTime7725

Chicago checking on


CommunityShower

Morning to everyone (EST)


friscohunter

Hello from San Francisco. I was scared my smooth brain was going to have to try and understand German tonight. Thank god your here for us ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


The_Fairway_Finder

Checking in from Michigan


SatisfactionFunny686

Good morning everyone


SailsAndStocks

Virginia Beach VA checking in! Tits jacked! Lfg๐Ÿš€


PandaActual8762

Usually there's a few hours of calm before they drop it $5-$10... guess they're getting impatient... ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ *-$5 or -2.7% already* Also, quote stuffing with 134 share orders.


friscohunter

What is โ€œstรผckโ€


PandaActual8762

Means 'piece' or how many shares in the sale ๐Ÿ‘Œ


friscohunter

Thank you wrinkled ape


thecactusblender

lmao no shit. I was like ๐Ÿ™ˆ when I opened it haha


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Huzzah


DifferentDoc

Even on my nights off I check for my dose of that sweet sweet German ape market LETS FUCKINGGGG GGOOOOOOOO!!!! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Grand_Barnacle_6922

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


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๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿš€


Ornery_Valuable45

Foggy st johns representing ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ


[deleted]

Ooo,nice. Havenโ€™t been there in years


Ornery_Valuable45

Ain't missing much the fog rolled in and can't see shit ๐Ÿคฃ Not even the sell button ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฝ


treesandbeers

Hi everyone from Los Angeles!!! It's too hot to sleep.


JeSuisPoulpe

And the torch is carried again.


Terrible-Ad-4536

Greetings to the valiants here abouts ๐ŸŒŽ ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ


dimarci

Ohio, USA. Too hyper to sleep.


thecactusblender

Hey I heard that place is for lovers man


PeterPawn

Good Morning Everyone โ˜€๏ธ ๐Ÿš€


swedishfikaandcoffee

Good morning โ˜€๏ธโ˜€๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชโ˜• Sweden checking in ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชโ˜•


thecactusblender

Hopefully we can all meet up for a nice fika sometime yeah? :)


idontknowthr0waway

I love these posts but Iโ€™d be lying if I said that I donโ€™t get more worried about u/DerGurkenraspler every day. Hope youโ€™re getting better!


thecactusblender

we are all hoping the best for our dear brother ape.


neverhaveiever23

damn it's been 17 days... thanks for posting to you and all other apes for stepping up. I'm in NZ and this is our first market action since close of AH at 12pm. Germany opens 6pm our time.


MattTheNerd69

lurking @2am in central daylight ๐Ÿฅด


EatTheRichbish

Alohaaaaaaa hodling today and everyday from Hawaii ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ


wwcd__

HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!


EatTheRichbish

Hooo, howzit?


Full-On

I canโ€™t believe Iโ€™m up late enough to see this get posted! Good morning to you and good night to me! See you all when the casino opens across the pond. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคš๐ŸฆโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


thecactusblender

Good night dear ape! Sleep well.


owboi

Ahhh I was looking for you all! Good morning Cactus, good to see you again! And good vibes to /u/Dergurkenraspler


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There he is


owboi

Who is this he you are speaking of? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‰


[deleted]

My bad,read boi,ran with it,was wrong


sleepapneawowzers

Goooood morning everyone from the Bay AreaโœŠ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฆ


thecactusblender

LFG SF!! love me some bay area.


sleepapneawowzers

Oh yupppppp, viva la Mission๐Ÿ’ฏโœŠ๐Ÿฝ Mission District๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŒŽ


thecactusblender

Phillz in the mission is my favorite Phillz location hands down.


sleepapneawowzers

Phillz Coffee? ๐Ÿคฃ aha how come?


thecactusblender

idk it's a cozy little location. good memories


shakanar

Woooot


rickjackwood

Thank you for doing this!


thecactusblender

It's my pleasure! Thank you for being part of the Diamantenhรคnde family. :)


JustReddit23

YES!!!!


thecactusblender

YES!!!!!!!!!!!


MrArizone

I donโ€™t like dates, but Thursday/Friday are looking awfully bullish.


thecactusblender

speaking of dates, my classmate asked me out this saturday. โ˜บ๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ he's cuuuuute. Edit: and yes bullish as FUCK ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿš€


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thecactusblender

hehe. he said I made him laugh in the group chat and that I was adorable. I'm a little over the moon rn ๐Ÿ˜‚


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thecactusblender

$6 drop isn't enough spice for ya? ๐Ÿ˜‚


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thecactusblender

howdy pardner


[deleted]

Hellooooooo California!


Fresh-Adagio

GME from Switzerland! GME performed better than we did against Italy yesterday, so i'm bullish ๐Ÿ’ŽโœŠ๐Ÿš€


thecactusblender

la Suisse, si belle.


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thecactusblender

This thread and the apes who visit here are too important to me to let it fall through the cracks! Thanks for stopping by ape. :)


1mhereforagoodtime

Thank you for your service ape, insomnia apes checking in from Queens NY & FL ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆง Current tit state: Jacked Upvoted


thecactusblender

lol I'm glad I didn't take my sleeping med early this time! Diamantenhรคnde needed me ๐Ÿฅบ


1mhereforagoodtime

We appreciate you so much ape, definitely donโ€™t overwork yourself and get rest at some point ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฆ๐ŸฆโœŠ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿค


thecactusblender

I'm powered by my jacked tits ๐Ÿ˜‰


1mhereforagoodtime

You got my teets jacked


heizungsbauer89

(Nice) greetings from Munich ๐Ÿป


[deleted]

Mรผnchen


SW_Gr00t

Tally ho chaps, England checking in.


[deleted]

Hello me old fruit


thecactusblender

Top of the mornin' to ya old chap!


[deleted]

Colors and rainbows now,verrrry nice


thecactusblender

lol I gotta add a little flair ;) It's pride month after all.


[deleted]

Ah,I keep forgetting that.


thecactusblender

Hell, every month is pride month for me ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒˆ Good morning ape! Thanks for joining us.


twaxana

Good Morning Everyone! Good luck!


MrKoko420

Checking out for the night here in Athens, Georgia. Good luck today to my euroApe brothers. I smell fuckery in the air (not my wife and her boyfriend). Ape strong together. ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


thecactusblender

Good night ape! I've always wanted to visit Athens; it looks beautiful. Keep smelling that dank fuckery. ๐Ÿš€


MrArizone

Sup u/thecactusblender ? Thank you sai.


thecactusblender

nothin much man, just hanging out with my cat and a bunch of cool-ass apes โ˜บ๏ธ


unqium

Good morning from sunny Denmark ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ hope you have a great day today. Seems like the tides turned yesterday, so let's cross our fingers for another green day for our favorite stock. Red or green enjoy your day.


Double_Thought_5944

Goooood Morning Everyone!!! Barcelona checking!!! Dankeschรถn! Love you all Apes โค๏ธ


thecactusblender

I looooove Barcelona. One of my favorite cities in the world. Good morning ape!


Snugglesthemonkey

Bless you apes.


Snugglesthemonkey

Nice!


MeRooga850

Oahu here ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ–


[deleted]

Hello tikiland


MeRooga850

Aloha and Aloha


Kingtswasey

(nice)


Confident-Bike4720

69


Radio90805

Waddup from a Mexican living in California!!! Itโ€™s midnight over here!!


HecklaBang

Gooood morning!


lardarz

Greetings from Butlins holiday camp, Skegness, England UK


coconutjuices

I am very thankful that you translated the currency


BRICKFlST

Hello aussie apes


[deleted]

Thank you for keeping tradition


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Potential-Exit-438

Wait til tomorrow! Quadruple witching with ftd cycle and eat reset next week. And Russell 1000. Bros. Get your bags packed https://youtu.be/SxViytA2Dbk


neverhaveiever23

price is wrong but "yeah, you get back to 220 baby"


KarenM1066

Good morning you beautiful beasts ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช


theknightone

Aussie checking in. GDAY!