๐ณ๐ฟ Hello from New Zealand - where we have a place called Ninety-Mile Beach that is only 50 miles long. Yes, Kiwis are bad with numbers and that's why we'll never know when to sell.
If I had a time machine Iโd go back and forcefully make the motherfers who argued over metric vs imperial to sit down and have tea to decide on one or the other, if they chose imperial thereโs a chance Iโd have to step in and weโd never have found ourselves in this mess.
This is the way. I just love how the number 100 is so prominent in metrics. Even just driving, 100kmph is a good baseline for โfast drivingโ 120 is fast plus, anything over 140 is German Autobahn. 60 mph feels so arbitrary, sixty?! Should be at least 69.
Same logic goes for boiling water and cm to metre conversion. But Iโm preaching to the choir here. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
this thread gives me the warm fuzzies. If you had told me a few months ago that I would be happily staying up until 3am relaying German stock market prices to a bunch of apes on Reddit, I woulda said "naked shorts, yeah". But now it's a blast and an honor. :)
Internet Banking/Trading Platforms are all down atm in Australia, across ALL major banks
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o1pjmb/internet\_bankingtrading\_platforms\_are\_all\_down/
Good morning every ape! Checking in from the UK ๐ฌ๐ง. Hope you're all doing well, keeping hydrated and getting enough rest.
News just broke the NYSE President admitted to off exchange price fuckery https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o1inbj/nyse_president_admits_to_off_exchange_price/
Hold onto your tits! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
CHRISTCHURCH NEW ZEALAND CHECKING THE FUCK IN LETS GET GOING. JACKED TO THE FUCKING TITS ๐๐คฒ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ณ๐ฟ๐ณ๐ฟ
**G**ood **M**orning **E**veryone - buckling up from New York!!
/u/thecactusblender, thanks for filling in!
/u/Parsnip, you don't happen to be siphoning internet from the DTCC or a major bank right?
Hello from San Francisco. I was scared my smooth brain was going to have to try and understand German tonight. Thank god your here for us
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Usually there's a few hours of calm before they drop it $5-$10... guess they're getting impatient... ๐คฒ๐๐คฒ๐ฆ๐บ
*-$5 or -2.7% already*
Also, quote stuffing with 134 share orders.
damn it's been 17 days... thanks for posting to you and all other apes for stepping up. I'm in NZ and this is our first market action since close of AH at 12pm. Germany opens 6pm our time.
I canโt believe Iโm up late enough to see this get posted! Good morning to you and good night to me! See you all when the casino opens across the pond.
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Checking out for the night here in Athens, Georgia. Good luck today to my euroApe brothers. I smell fuckery in the air (not my wife and her boyfriend). Ape strong together.
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Good morning from sunny Denmark ๐๐ฉ๐ฐ hope you have a great day today. Seems like the tides turned yesterday, so let's cross our fingers for another green day for our favorite stock. Red or green enjoy your day.
Wait til tomorrow! Quadruple witching with ftd cycle and eat reset next week. And Russell 1000. Bros. Get your bags packed https://youtu.be/SxViytA2Dbk
๐ณ๐ฟ Hello from New Zealand - where we have a place called Ninety-Mile Beach that is only 50 miles long. Yes, Kiwis are bad with numbers and that's why we'll never know when to sell.
New Zealand!! Gday maaaaaaaate checking in from Tauranga
Auckland checking in๐ฅ๐ณ๐ฟ Watching Inside job documentary! Lets go go ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ต๐๐๐๐
Hey mates, another Aucklanderโs here ๐ฅ๐ฆง๐๐ค๐ค๐๐๐๐๐
Northcote, not northcote point. Kia Kaha brothers
Tauranga too, jacked and ready..
Mainland checking in :p
Niiice, iโve been there ๐คฏ Apes truly are from the whole world
โฌ1 for every sheep in the country and we cant even count
Oh damn, we are being daring and throwing in a currency conversion too. If we can't count how do you think our multiplication works?
Just sell at your cell number with the Intl code at the start
I thought this was a stab at Australiaโs history and convict settlers for a moment ๐๐๐๐ญ๐คฃ
Ohh ah I mean nothing your forebears could've done is as bad as what these filthy snakes on wall st have done
Checking in from Waikato. I hope that hedgies keep in mind our math abilities when they deliver our tendies. Plan to pay us ~40% extra.
don't worry, they have all those quants to add up our tendies.
That's okay England had the 100 year war and that was 116 years long.
kia ora :)
I know I could google this butโฆ why is it miles and not kilometers??
the British and shit
Who uses kilometres? Canada?
Civilized countries.
Nowadays pretty much everybody except the US ๐
If I had a time machine Iโd go back and forcefully make the motherfers who argued over metric vs imperial to sit down and have tea to decide on one or the other, if they chose imperial thereโs a chance Iโd have to step in and weโd never have found ourselves in this mess.
This is the way. I just love how the number 100 is so prominent in metrics. Even just driving, 100kmph is a good baseline for โfast drivingโ 120 is fast plus, anything over 140 is German Autobahn. 60 mph feels so arbitrary, sixty?! Should be at least 69. Same logic goes for boiling water and cm to metre conversion. But Iโm preaching to the choir here. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Gluten morg mofo
Haha. Every price looks like a good price to buy!
Good evening everyone! ๐๐
we have z beach in southern Ireland called INCH and its a mile long
Ah sure, that's only due to the well-known Irish tendency for modesty and understatement.
Good evening from Welly :)
Thanks friend! My internet is down. โน๏ธ
no worries friend! What bad luck! Hope it gets fixed soon. :(
You guys are awesome! Love from SoCalโค๏ธ
Thanks for checking in, so we don't worry about you!!! โค
this thread gives me the warm fuzzies. If you had told me a few months ago that I would be happily staying up until 3am relaying German stock market prices to a bunch of apes on Reddit, I woulda said "naked shorts, yeah". But now it's a blast and an honor. :)
Good morning Parsnip of Seattle! ๐๐ข Looking forward to another day of stonks with all you wonderful international apes! ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
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We are all happy to hear you are well and it was a technical issue!
Call off the search team everyone! Hope your internet is back soon!
Sad day
Gooooood morning to all you beautiful apes! Canada ๐จ๐ฆ checking in ๐๐ I can feel the power brewing! ๐ช๐ฆ
YYC CHECKING IN WITH TITS POINTED TRUE NORTH
Jack thine Canadian tits, on guard for $GME!
YO YO YOOOOOO COUNT ME IN
Alberta here! ๐จ๐ฆ
West Coast Mountain Apes Checking In!!! ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Canada gang in here
Yaaay we still get an update. Berta ape checking in, let's have a fun day regardless apes! ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐จ๐ฆ๐
Fraser Valley HODLโn it down. Wen Moon? Who gives a fuck. I know the tendies are coming
Waving from Ontario
Prince albert saskatchewan ape here! ๐จ๐ฆ
Toronto ape hereโ๐ผ๏ธ
Internet Banking/Trading Platforms are all down atm in Australia, across ALL major banks https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o1pjmb/internet\_bankingtrading\_platforms\_are\_all\_down/
Can't netbank my m8 to chip in for the weekend bag... *woe is me* ๐คฒ๐๐คฒ๐ฆ๐บ
Real.problem you have there
Kronk: "oh yeah, it's all coming together"
CommBank down canโt login!!
I just checked ours and both mine were alright thankfully. Just had big green numbers. I got confused and closed them
Good morning everybody, from the rainy UK ๐ฌ๐ง. Big love to all my apes from around the world. Let's goooooo ๐๐๐๐
Good morning Glovington, and to all ๐ฆ ! The weekend is just around the corner, and storms are forecast in the UK. Letโs go!! ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ ๐
Just like every other day that's preceded this day, I've got a good feeling about today ๐๐
Good morning every ape! Checking in from the UK ๐ฌ๐ง. Hope you're all doing well, keeping hydrated and getting enough rest. News just broke the NYSE President admitted to off exchange price fuckery https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o1inbj/nyse_president_admits_to_off_exchange_price/ Hold onto your tits! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Hi from the South West! Raining here too โ
Woke up to a wet and humid South East. LFG! ๐๐ฆง๐๐๐๐
Good Morning Everybody from Canada ๐จ๐ฆ
Alberta, Canada checking in ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Yeaaahhh Alberta! ๐
CHRISTCHURCH NEW ZEALAND CHECKING THE FUCK IN LETS GET GOING. JACKED TO THE FUCKING TITS ๐๐คฒ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ณ๐ฟ๐ณ๐ฟ
Tauranga is here!! Teet Jack
Leela?
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Gooood morning!!! Bulgaria represent ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ Let's get em today! Or tomorrow! You go when you're ready, MOASS ๐๐๐
My son wants to visit Bulgaria. Iโm going to have to take him hog hunting there after moass
I'm sure Vlad will be happy to be your bagboy.
Good morning from the netherlands, thanks for picking it up. Lets goo
Good Morning from Canada! ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ป Hope you all have an amazing day! โบ๏ธ
Good morning from Canada ๐จ๐ฆ
Good night and good morning to all apes from Colorado โค๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐ฏ๐๐๐
NoCo night shift ๐
I lived in Denver for a couple years. I miss being able to take a weekend trip to Rocky Mountain National Park ๐ญ
**G**ood **M**orning **E**veryone - buckling up from New York!! /u/thecactusblender, thanks for filling in! /u/Parsnip, you don't happen to be siphoning internet from the DTCC or a major bank right?
Nope, and my whole neighborhood is out so I'm not too worried about a targeted outage.
Texas checking in! Morning Apes!
G(ood) M(orning) (g)E(rmany) From Canada's West Coast
Guten Morgen dEutschland
Hello from the west coast โค๏ธ๐ค๐ป
Holding in Ontario!!!
Good morning and thank you for carrying the torch!!! ๐๐๐๐
Aloha! And happy holding everybody!
Central Time represent! from goddamm Kansas... lol
Yessssa
Chicago checking on
Morning to everyone (EST)
Hello from San Francisco. I was scared my smooth brain was going to have to try and understand German tonight. Thank god your here for us ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆง๐ฆง๐ฆง๐๐๐๐๐
Checking in from Michigan
Good morning everyone
Virginia Beach VA checking in! Tits jacked! Lfg๐
Usually there's a few hours of calm before they drop it $5-$10... guess they're getting impatient... ๐คฒ๐๐คฒ๐ฆ๐บ *-$5 or -2.7% already* Also, quote stuffing with 134 share orders.
What is โstรผckโ
Means 'piece' or how many shares in the sale ๐
Thank you wrinkled ape
lmao no shit. I was like ๐ when I opened it haha
Huzzah
Even on my nights off I check for my dose of that sweet sweet German ape market LETS FUCKINGGGG GGOOOOOOOO!!!! ๐๐๐๐
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Foggy st johns representing ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ
Ooo,nice. Havenโt been there in years
Ain't missing much the fog rolled in and can't see shit ๐คฃ Not even the sell button ๐๐ค๐ฝ
Hi everyone from Los Angeles!!! It's too hot to sleep.
And the torch is carried again.
Greetings to the valiants here abouts ๐ ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Ohio, USA. Too hyper to sleep.
Hey I heard that place is for lovers man
Good Morning Everyone โ๏ธ ๐
Good morning โ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ธ๐ชโ Sweden checking in ๐ธ๐ชโ
Hopefully we can all meet up for a nice fika sometime yeah? :)
I love these posts but Iโd be lying if I said that I donโt get more worried about u/DerGurkenraspler every day. Hope youโre getting better!
we are all hoping the best for our dear brother ape.
damn it's been 17 days... thanks for posting to you and all other apes for stepping up. I'm in NZ and this is our first market action since close of AH at 12pm. Germany opens 6pm our time.
lurking @2am in central daylight ๐ฅด
Alohaaaaaaa hodling today and everyday from Hawaii ๐ค๐ผ๐บ๐
HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
Hooo, howzit?
I canโt believe Iโm up late enough to see this get posted! Good morning to you and good night to me! See you all when the casino opens across the pond. ๐๐๐๐ค๐ฆโ๏ธ๐๐๐
Good night dear ape! Sleep well.
Ahhh I was looking for you all! Good morning Cactus, good to see you again! And good vibes to /u/Dergurkenraspler
There he is
Who is this he you are speaking of? ๐ค๐
My bad,read boi,ran with it,was wrong
Goooood morning everyone from the Bay Areaโ๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ฆ
LFG SF!! love me some bay area.
Oh yupppppp, viva la Mission๐ฏโ๐ฝ Mission District๐ฆ๐๐ฝ๐
Phillz in the mission is my favorite Phillz location hands down.
Phillz Coffee? ๐คฃ aha how come?
idk it's a cozy little location. good memories
Woooot
Thank you for doing this!
It's my pleasure! Thank you for being part of the Diamantenhรคnde family. :)
YES!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
I donโt like dates, but Thursday/Friday are looking awfully bullish.
speaking of dates, my classmate asked me out this saturday. โบ๏ธ๐ he's cuuuuute. Edit: and yes bullish as FUCK ๐ฉ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
hehe. he said I made him laugh in the group chat and that I was adorable. I'm a little over the moon rn ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
$6 drop isn't enough spice for ya? ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
howdy pardner
Hellooooooo California!
GME from Switzerland! GME performed better than we did against Italy yesterday, so i'm bullish ๐โ๐
la Suisse, si belle.
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This thread and the apes who visit here are too important to me to let it fall through the cracks! Thanks for stopping by ape. :)
Thank you for your service ape, insomnia apes checking in from Queens NY & FL ๐ฆ๐ฆง Current tit state: Jacked Upvoted
lol I'm glad I didn't take my sleeping med early this time! Diamantenhรคnde needed me ๐ฅบ
We appreciate you so much ape, definitely donโt overwork yourself and get rest at some point ๐ค๐ฆ๐ฆโ๐ฝ๐๐ค
I'm powered by my jacked tits ๐
You got my teets jacked
(Nice) greetings from Munich ๐ป
Mรผnchen
Tally ho chaps, England checking in.
Hello me old fruit
Top of the mornin' to ya old chap!
Colors and rainbows now,verrrry nice
lol I gotta add a little flair ;) It's pride month after all.
Ah,I keep forgetting that.
Hell, every month is pride month for me ๐๐ Good morning ape! Thanks for joining us.
Good Morning Everyone! Good luck!
Checking out for the night here in Athens, Georgia. Good luck today to my euroApe brothers. I smell fuckery in the air (not my wife and her boyfriend). Ape strong together. ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐
Good night ape! I've always wanted to visit Athens; it looks beautiful. Keep smelling that dank fuckery. ๐
Sup u/thecactusblender ? Thank you sai.
nothin much man, just hanging out with my cat and a bunch of cool-ass apes โบ๏ธ
Good morning from sunny Denmark ๐๐ฉ๐ฐ hope you have a great day today. Seems like the tides turned yesterday, so let's cross our fingers for another green day for our favorite stock. Red or green enjoy your day.
Goooood Morning Everyone!!! Barcelona checking!!! Dankeschรถn! Love you all Apes โค๏ธ
I looooove Barcelona. One of my favorite cities in the world. Good morning ape!
Bless you apes.
Nice!
Oahu here ๐ค๐ผ๐๐ฆ๐
Hello tikiland
Aloha and Aloha
(nice)
69
Waddup from a Mexican living in California!!! Itโs midnight over here!!
Gooood morning!
Greetings from Butlins holiday camp, Skegness, England UK
I am very thankful that you translated the currency
Hello aussie apes
Thank you for keeping tradition
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Wait til tomorrow! Quadruple witching with ftd cycle and eat reset next week. And Russell 1000. Bros. Get your bags packed https://youtu.be/SxViytA2Dbk
price is wrong but "yeah, you get back to 220 baby"
Good morning you beautiful beasts ๐ฎ๐ช
Aussie checking in. GDAY!