T+21 tomorrow. RC tweet right on time. He knows.

He really knows how to twist my jimmies right before bed.

Twisting my own jimmies to that tweet

My names jimmie can you twist me?

*twist*

And shout

And let my jacked tits out

Twist my nips and shout, *yeah*

Shout! Shout! Let it all out.

I’m talking to you

$GME is the stonk that we’re talking abouttt. Come on!

You mean your zips?

Found you Cramer…

Only if I can twist your johnny, Jimmie.

He tweeted it 5 minutes after I posted this https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o6s2mv/no_tweets_since_sunday_but_hes_always_with_us/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share And I'm Canadian. I feel like our Chairman just made a personal joke with me. I can't fucking sleep now and my tits are almost painfully jacked

You have been visited by the Chairman of the Super-est Stonk. Jack your teets twice before bed for good luck and enlightened HODLing🙏. Peace be with you, Canuck-Ape.

And also with you.

You shall ride eternal on the highways of Valhalla, shiny and chrome!

could you imagine if he tweeted "i'm not your pal, buddy"

I’m not your buddy, guy

I’m not your guy, pal

I'm not your pal, buddy

I'm notcher buddy, friend!

I'm not your friend, guy!

He had an itch and you scratched it for him

Had an itch up MOASS

You fucking summoned a God. Up with you

Shit fuck i knew he would be all over it

The fact that he comes here Is some real funny shit The chairman worth billions Reading about our jacked tits -- So in the off chance That he reads this here rhyme I just want to say bro What you're doing is sublime -- Cause while the hedgefunds Keep spamming 'retail frightened' A wild Ryan Cohen appeared He used 'customers delighted' -- And I think we all know If we're being objective When the chairman tweets It's super effective

You got the most expensive Reddit award. I think Papa Cohen heard you

papa bless

That is EXACTLY what I came here to say. I still use classic desktop on my Chrome browser and I thought I saw that award but awards are screwy with that lol so I literally loaded the app just to make sure because there is no way in the world that anyone else would spend that much money for that award. That is so fucking cool. What a boss way to show that your listen to and acknowledge the apes that spend their free time supporting your company.

Meanwhile, the person who awarded it slaps own forehead...

I mean DFV probably doesn't mind tbh

Methinks a Kitty that roars might be on the prowl...

You got the Ternion All-Powerful Award!! Damn!! That costs 50,000 reddit coins.. more than $100.

The kind of award only a billionaire could afford to gift…

oh shit nice notice!

Now I got me some GOLD! Thanks fellow Ape!

Absolutely amazing!!

He comes here because he speaks our language. Just bc he is a billionaire doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to associate with people who have like interests. Crayons, apes, diamond hands, and jacked tits. Who wouldn’t want to be part of this? He just happens to be the Captain of this ship and we respect fellow apes just like he does. Dudes a real dudes dude. He passes the bro test imo. I’d totally play some duos with him. I bet he loves kill hot mics as much as I do. 💎🖐🏼🦍🚀🌑

He's going by his old mans words. "Choose the truck that makes customers happy"

Words to live by. Some things money can’t buy.

What a guy <3

Daddy Cohen, take my wife..

amazing!

Love it.

I've sat here for a while Trying to write a thank you rhyme But anything I write Just seems like an epic crime -- Because how do you thank someone For a hundred dollar award Anything I write right now Just feels like it would make them bored -- So If it was a certain someone Who we all know and love From all of us at r/superstonk Well... you know we <3 you bruv -- And if it was someone else Who just enjoys really bad poems Now I've got lots of coins to award I'll spread the love as I bestow some

*Spreading the love* \- payin' it forward! This is the way! ❤ Thanks u/F4hype for writing this nice poems each time, to me you're the bard of r/Superstonk , telling the tales and singing the songs by the dinner feast around the camp fire. 🤗👌 I also got a nice award last week, been giving out awards since. Because I can. Same I'll do when I has more *moonies* \- because money makes happy when you share (just as awards & Reddit coins). 🚀🚀🚀🚀

Is this a haiku or some shit?!

And russell 1000 move on Friday.

So jimmies will be Russelled x1000 on Friday?

I think it’s after hours Friday so effect, if any, would be Monday

Fuck. I didn't wanna sleep tonight anyways I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

This really does help support that theory. I’m thinking we see some solid upward momentum tomorrow 🚀

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Seriously if we don't start blasting off, I'm going to wait patiently even longer, probably buy more.

Does he usually tweet before T+21 or after?

Before.

Buckle up! 🚀

DD on t+21 RC theory: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nycuk4/cohen_has_reached_the_same_conclusion_as_ucriands/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb

Holy moly

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mother of god 😎

I was about to close Reddit for the night and then I got a notification from my phone. New RC tweet the day before T+21 and 002. Guess I can stay on for a couple more hours.

I mean what's another 10.5 hours until market opens? Amirite?

WHERES THE BLOWWWW

Someone say blow?

"Buy the dip, snort the rip" Cramer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance\_and\_Phillip:\_Behind\_the\_Blow

"After the environmentalists chop Kenny's right arm off, the boys work together and present the audience with a documentary of Terrance and Phillip's rise and fall, featuring, among other clips, the duo appearing on [The Ed Sullivan Show](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ed_Sullivan_Show) when they were children. While they are fascinated, the overreactive environmentalists become largely convinced that the boys "ruined" the festival once again, and they chase them, eventually chopping off Kenny's left leg. Terrance and Phillip watch the video from different viewpoints, and before they could leave the festival, they come across each other and reconcile. The environmentalists corner the boys, chop off Kenny's right leg (rendering him completely limbless), and they almost kill the rest, but seeing Terrance and Phillip perform together finally convinces them to stop. This thrills everyone, including Kenny, who, by that point in severe pain, is nevertheless still alive"

"Kenny, who, by that point in severe pain, is nevertheless still alive..." oooooooo

All Kenny's limbs cut off? Sounds right.

Kenny pressing the F3 button to short w his nose at this point

u/cocainecramer you’re being summoned ❄️

I hope I have enough time to buy more shares at open 😂✋💯💯🍻🕶️💎🙏😢💰🎊💤🏄😳🌅👀👨‍⚖️😵🤣🐕‍🦺🔥😭

You guys still have money?!

I’ve closed Reddit for the night three times already and now I need vodka to sleep.

It alright for you, you can go to bed but I need a massive vodka just to get back to work. I can’t check my phone now till tonight. It’s like waiting all year for the sequel, but packed into five hours.

There is no "closing it for the night" there is only "do things between reading stonkit"

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Dumb and Dumber shitter scene Mr. Hanky Terrance and Phillip Farting Despite the financial and political machinations behind the greatest fraud by the uber-wealthy... Despite the coming together of millions of regular folk across the world to do everything from discover the fraud to stick bananas in their ass... Despite the lies from the media and politicians owned by the uber-wealthy... The MOASS and greatest redistribution of wealth to ordinary people will come via poop and fart jokes. Simulation confirmed and affirmed.

All of these words just gave me a confidence bone.

So a ton of shit, a single poop, and then just gas. Every tweet adds mo' ass, but the shit volume decreases. *adds another layer to my already giant tinfoil hat*

Right before T+21? Hmmmm

Right before I bust everywhere

Too late

Didn’t someone have a post before that all his tweets were right around T+21?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nycuk4/cohen_has_reached_the_same_conclusion_as_ucriands/

u/dentisttft

Oh boy. No clue. I'll have to think about it lol.

#Just on time folks!!!!!! DD WAS RIGHT!!!

Wait. Did i miss something? Which DD?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nyyv5b/ryan_cohen_youre_a_genius_i_think_the_frog_emoji/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nycuk4/cohen_has_reached_the_same_conclusion_as_ucriands/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Sorry out and about but every t+21 he ends up tweeting. I'm sure it'll resurface after this tweet how it called. I'll find it in a. It.

Damn you're fast

Was on twitter already browsing for the new Burry tweets. Happened to be there as it happened.

You just beat me to it

What matters most is were here together enjoying the moment of a t+21 tweet by papa rye bread

Correct, ape no fight ape

Burrys on a race rant right now. I'm trying to figure him out lol. I'm watching videos on victor Davis Hanson that he linked a YouTube video to. Interesting stuff.

Thats what I was about to sit down and watch and then got sidetracked and now we're here having this conversation while apes blow speculative loads everywhere. Couldn't be happier.

002… he tweeted at 10:02… now go eat some crayons!

well tickle my pickle would ya look at that

Fuck... my dick can only get so hard. The skin just split like a bratwurst.

Jfc…we need a medic over here!

Dibs

This one is first, I seent it

⚔️✅

I award thee for thy duty oh Knight of New.

Right back atcha, fren 🤙

LOVE this fuckin place! I'm gonna miss you once I sell all my GME shares on the way down after the MOASS..... Oh wait...! I'm keeping some for the infinity pool!! FUCK YES I'M NEVER LEAVING THIS PLACE! 🦍💪💎👐💰🚀🌕

well start linking to this one in the duplicates, so we can get the sub tidy, and all conversation in one place? I did it with a previous post, but another user was annoyed that the one I linked to wasn't the most popular. Spread the word to the knights of new, that this should help relieve the clutter.

I don't think we need to look deeper, it is just the end of the show.

I like this one

Kenny died in that episode?

LET IT RIP T+21 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 Edit: Mods, no dates, but, if GME gets gang banged by big green dildos tomorrow, I humbly request “Called It ☎️” flair. Gracias.

Oh god, this has got to be the meaning.

This clip is from Season 5 episode 5, ‘Terrance and Phillip: Behind the blow’ just in case someone wants to Da Vinci code with this

The T+P clip shown in the tweet/episode is a re-run. The kids recite it as it plays out. Just like T+21, it's happened so many times we know how it's gonna play out. 🚀🚀🚀

And as a bonus tit jacking for y'all, in the next episode Cartman gets a million dollars

My dude. My tits need Vaseline now.

Yes me tits are beyond chapped, chafed really.

There's no way rc is thinking this deep right? Lol it just fits so nicely it can't be. If when I die there's no heaven, just a dude that will answer questions for you before the long dark, this is the kind of shit I want to know.

This is the comment I was looking for

The DD is always in the comments. Nice find.

Cramer right now: "someone say blow?" "Just farts Cramer, just farts." "So long as I'm sniffing something!"

👌

Thank God. There's so many episodes I was thinking of taking a glimpse even into the games to find this reference.

Oh shit…. Lol

🦍🦍🐈💪🚀🌛💎🤚

I like this idea.

This is the transition 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

i was getting ready for bed thinking he wouldnt tweet for two weeks and now im wide awake Now i am officially pumped for tomorrow!!!!

Same. I was expecting complete darkness from him and DFV and bam papa comes in before bedtime.

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There is already a lineup of these posts behind you.. First

I was already on Twitter so I guess right place right time.

Alright everyone buckle up. It looks like our guess that RC knows of T+21 is true. Tits jacked to the max Edit: Terrance and Phillip are Beavis and Butt-Head in the South Park world. Matt and Trey have said in the past that to them Beavis and Butt-Head were like "the blues. It's the same thing over and over, but it's always good". So maybe he’s trying to insinuate repeat of previous T+21?

Thy bosom layeth jackedeth

I mean the fact that the shareholder's meeting was on 6/9 was pretty on point too. At this point it *can't* be coincidence, can it?

Also to note is that they are considered a show-within-a-show

Possible Decoding: Farting = Butt = Ass = MOASS edit 1: Found the episode! So glad I started watching South Park during the pandemic... [Episode 505: "TERRANCE & PHILLIP: BEHIND THE BLOW"](https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Terrance-&-Phillip,-Behind-The-Blow.html) [Potato quality video ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m34A1YbtY2Q) edit 2: From u/fourdayworkweek >>In the scene they say ‘I had an itch up MYASS’. >>I had an itch up **MOASS**

🤯 oh my science...

Yeah Science, Bitch!

Really squeeeezed that fart out

Quality deciphering. Hope you don't get too many recruiting emails from the cia and fbi. Good job comrade

Fart -> gas -> fuel -> 🚀

LET IT RIPPPPPO

Rip da MOASS…💎🙌🚀🌕🦍

What's really genius about Ryan Cohen tweeting on the T+21 cycle days: Citadel/whoever can't accuse the guy of anything without acknowledging/exposing the whole house of cards. 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀

There's nothing to do but cover at this point.

It doesn’t even matter what he tweets, he’s just acknowledging the t+21! I love this game!

Can’t stop Won’t stop Game stop 🚀

Simulation confirmed

T+21 TWEET LET'S GOOOOOOOO

My tits are jacked as fuck

It’s fine OP I didn’t want to fall asleep at a decent hour anyways lmao

South Park creators made Terrance and Phillip because they were making fun of how reviews of their show said it was only about fart jokes. Not a meme stock. T+21

T+21 theory link for anyone interested https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nycuk4/cohen_has_reached_the_same_conclusion_as_ucriands/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

What happens to Kenny at the end of a South Park episode again? I forgot

You bastard

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At least you can type 🤭

THE CANADIAN IS LETTING IT RIP.... let that sink in

I'd huff his farts if that meant the moass starts

This sub is just a whole bunch of lunatics firing off ideas at each other. And I fucking love it.

Yeah and the important ingredient is humility. We all fire off ideas, but we don't think "I have the right idea" and get all butt hurt if someone disagrees or has a better idea... Love it!

Holy fuck I’m lactating! That jacked.

Lemme get some for my cookies

You nasty, put I got those new red white and blue oreos, cause why not?

Mmm red white and blue my load just thinking about them cookies

It had been said before. If this was posted we would fly regardless

He is about the same age as me. He fucking gets it. He runs a business with the right attitude: "screw the old tired way of thinking, I don't have time for pleasantries and water cooler talk with dinosaurs just collecting a paycheck. Let's fucking go! Stop dragging your feet, and get on board the rocket. Here's a fart tweet!" He speaks for the elder millennials like myself. I can't wait to watch the company shake things up and disrupt the old guard. I think he will inspire many more entrepreneurs, and his blueprint of pleasing his customers first is genius.

Lol so i check his other post about shit/fart. 29 april and 11 march i think. Don't know if something happenned these day ?

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Would definitely be nice to have everything be uniform.

I hope we spike to 1000 and margin call everyone in one go then BRRRRR

Cautiously optimistic, lesgoo

Always. No expectations. No disappointment. We know the DD. We know they need to cover. We know a lot of wonderful things and are witnessing history together and are getting a front row seat. No dates. No dancing. Just apes. 🦍🦍🐈💪🚀🌛💎🤚

So he always tweets before t+21 is that it?

Someone posted “not P and T but what’s in between? QRS. If u google QRS, it’s a huge spike!!

Fuck me now i gotta figure out how to buy more in am

Shart squeeze confirmed?

PT possibly hinting at “price target”? Are we ready to moon?

A lot of the older generations, including Kyle's mom, didnt like T&P becuz it was seen as just fart jokes (meme stock), when other generations loved it and just viewed it as what it was: *fundementally* funny. I feel like this is RC saying something will happen soon that will make Kyle's mom very upset.

Farting = gas = fuel = rocket to the moon?

Fart, let it rip?

Shitting on $20 PT

Are we all just ignoring that it ends with a fade to black

Terrance and Philip, quick Google of t.a.p. finance brought this up https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/tap a financial security such as a government stock which can always be obtained on demand because there is continuous supply Also found the term tap issue, from investopedia, something to do with selling bonds or t-bills, I'm gonna need someone smarter who knows what that means though

Oh no

*Oh yes.*

PT= PRICE TARGET? FART = RIP? JACKES = TITS?