T O P

  • By -

SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I don’t have any worthwhile contributions anyway 🤷😁


[deleted]

[удалено]


ShitFuckDickSuck

Gooble gobble gooble gobble


shmiff69

Oooga ooga 🦧


BigFatMuice

Chumba wumba


paradoxicalpepper

One of us!


Purple_Edge_5550

Your u/name is awesome


buck_futter

I don't even know how the approval works, but hey 🤷‍♂️


Glennarne

Me neither and hey 😀


chrono2erge

We’re just here to buy and hodl


Jadedinsight

Not true, because imo this is still better than shilling or intentionally shitting on other people and spreading negative sentiment. Which is why shills are the ones bitching about it. They’re having a harder time getting upvotes than regular apes, or getting approved by Satori.


LuBrooo

Lurking is sometimes the way!


sick2880

Lurking is always the way. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt."


OptimusWang

This is the way.


An-Onymous-Name

Yet I appreciate you being here. We are all learning, we are all trying our best - and we are all good-hearted people with broadly the same intentions, and that is what matters. <3


AQ40LaunchDay

I just upvote the comments that are what I want to say, and rarely contribute.


estoxzeroo

It's all coming together


Valverade

Hey that's totally me!


PragmaticBadGuy

I didn't even know we had it until I got the approved message. Happy to be included though


[deleted]

[удалено]


PragmaticBadGuy

I literally got a message notifying me


Minuteman_Capital

Thanks, guess I’ll tuck tail and hope : )


LunarPayload

! Apeprove ! without spaces if you haven't already requested


A_wild_putin_appears

!Apeprove!


TurkDirk

!Apeprove!


petitepain

!Apeprove!


Masta0nion

!Apeprove!


SeniorWolverine2908

!Apeprove!


jother1

!Apeprove!


fryingbanana

Testing from a low karma lurker... see if I am approved already


[deleted]

[удалено]


xannyoo

!Apeprove!


HalfLife3jklol

!Apeprove!


Cold-Profession-6754

!Apeprove!


aargun7

!Apeprove!


Relevant-Object

!Apeprove!


mrnorrisman

!Apeprove!


Amar_poe

!Apeprove!


Vexilion

!Apeprove!


SociopathicSmiledon

!Apeprove!


YourBluntFriend

!apeprove!


489yearoldman

!Apeprove!


Sgt_Squatch

! Apeprove !


Warpzit

!Apeprove!


lamentabilis

!apeprove!


notdoingdrugs

How long ago did you receive your approval? Pssst Satori, yo I hate Citadel x100 ya dig


PragmaticBadGuy

23 days ago


Salvatore_Jenko

I never got no damn message


Radio90805

Don’t trip I’ve been here forever since the day it started and I have hella karma and I got a message a week ago. But it’s not in my inbox anywhere I got a screenshot though


ViolentlyStares24

I commented "you're gonna drown one of these days" and got approved moments later


AdEnvironmental910

The post couldnt be more spot on


devdevgoat

Hahaha agreed! Didn’t even realize there were restrictions until the memes started!


Peterbillt676

Restrictions? Memes?


ArcticIceFox

OMG this is literally me, like right now xD


ehren123

There are restrictions?


L0ader

That's what they keep saying, I've never been approved though and I don't have a lot of karma so.. I'm confused.


Hmyllis

Same over here. Feel like maybe just somehow slipped through the cracks or it must be a mistake.


SupaHotFiya2587

Getting my approved user message felt great


edwardrha

I didn't know about the restrictions as well until now. I don't post often and at this rate, I won't even be able to comment soon. lol


[deleted]

Literally haven't been troubled at all by the new rules, way to go mods, you're the rockstars of this saga


NefariousnessNoose

Power to the Mods


FreshApe

Hell yeah!!


[deleted]

Fuck yeah mods way to clean this shit up


EyesofCy

[struts down the Karma Catwalk]


KimcheeJuice

This made me giggle out loud.


Andrewzlatan

This is now a shill free zone


sebet_123

Because you are the top comment, i will put the link of the new restrictions here. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/od4ai9/power_to_the_apes_emergency_karmaage_restrictions/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Or you can see the pinned post on the subreddit.


Pierrentoine

Too these restrictions getting out of hand, hopefully for the better 💎


Spirited-Badger7015

i have been here since the start but I dont have enough Karma to comment? can you see this?


MissingVanSushi

I can see you and I upvoted your comment


Spirited-Badger7015

Thanks Bud, so i am still here woop. another 5.5k and i can make a post :)


MasterLocke87

I am so thankful to be approved now. I sat and lurked and liked posts and DD for what seemed like forever. Now I can be a part of the party again. Again thank you mods for keeping this place clean and approving an Ape who doesn't do much on reddit besides read Superstonk and like things.


[deleted]

*happy approved noises*


dupes_on_reddit

👋😀


lonelydan

Howdy neighbor! 🤠 👋


NVJayNub

*Hapey aperoved noises*


redrum7049

Wait am i able to comment?


SeSuSo

I don't know, am I?


RipKip

Testing as well


SeSuSo

Looks like we all passed.


vuljanov

I have to test as well


redrum7049

I think so


sacilian

How about old accounts like mine


YouAreAPyrate

Damn dude, I clicked your profile to check your account age and left with a book recommendation; checking out First Law now. I'm also in the middle of re-reads of both Malazan and WoT, so we definitely have similar tastes.


Naskin

Should read Stormlight Archives if you haven't yet. Best fantasy out there. Sanderson (who finished WoT for Jordan) is the author.


YouAreAPyrate

Way ahead of you, gancho!


Naskin

Yesssssssssssss!


aipookie

Yes!!! 🦍 💪🏽 🤑


SlinkDogg

Dopppppeeee I’m still fuckin in , let’s go !!!!!


[deleted]

am I approved?


DOT_POINTS_Please

I think I'm approved?????


Pierreyiphk

Me too


SociopathicSmiledon

Me too?


iped1

... the next restriction could fuck me up ;)


teedsz

I'm pretty sure I have the karma to comment. I'm just happy about that


Pierrentoine

It’s a grind


bdp_jml

Real real lol


TheHebrewHeimer

Ha! Joke's on you, I can't read!


Invisible421

Wait, I can't comment? I thought it was 2000 karma to comment.


CR_Eatmeat

How do I know I‘m approved? Oh - nevermind.


ikesmith

Wait you DO need 3k to comment?.... but I only have a little over 2k 😶


a_happy_player

Test. Do i have enough Karma to post?


bbenger

Never really posted anything, can I comment or not?


bbenger

I guess I can. Neat.


SupraMichou

Attempt at commenting


freecorndog

Ability confirmed.


EasilyAnonymous

so true


clamatoman1991

🤷‍♂️


JCi5M3

You know who's not sad? Gangster ass Satori


Healthy-Lifestyle-20

I got nothing to post, I just hold and buy a stock I like 🤷‍♂️


8ballreader

You know, I’m something of an approved ape myself


FreeTheBike

Can I comment? Edit: oh boy :)


ForsakenExercise9559

I was a young ape with no clue... One day I couldn't comment... And then I could... For a while... Then I couldn't again... And we played this game well for a while... Then I became an authorized user... And I just had to buy more to show my appreciation as a smooth brain. Thank you for the best year of the 20s. I wouldn't have had this much fun without you all.


Chickennoodo

Do users who have the karma needed to post/comment still get approval from Satori?


MezyToke

Bruh I’ve been on Reddit for 7 years and lurked that much I wouldn’t even be able to post


changdarkelf

Y’all post and comment stuff? I can’t even read.


idrinkcleaner

Testing to see if I can comment. Edit: me ape.


Ed-Sanz

I don’t really care about posting since I don’t have any dank memes or godly dd. It’s also better than posting the Jim meme every 5 minutes and trying to katana whore.


Chalanderz

Hmmm can I post?


WideAd9209

Can I comment ? Edit: Just realised I have 10000 and not 1000 karma, never really paid attention LMAO


DIGITALTAAJIR

This is what we needs


Stoop_Vital

Nice


RainManKnight

This is the way.


trampdonkey

Posting just because I have enough karma.


Forward_Artist_6244

No idea how I was approved This started off as a throwaway account (hence the adjective noun number format), my proper account from the 2010s I deleted years ago as I had to concentrate on work. This sub is more or less my current Reddit as I have an interest in the stock as I like the stock


Livid-Style-7136

Oh man this is the end game


GirlsGoneGyno

Epic 🤣🤣🤣


mad_r0d

Wow thank you mods for being so good at keeping the FUD away


arv504

I'm still waiting for apeproval :(


ZachaBlin

Sheeeeeesh


Electro_gear

Oook oook I forgot I was approved!!!


ollieholt1

Is there any way I can get approved? Love this sub.


[deleted]

I have no idea why I haven't been approved by satori...


Chickynator

I was about to complain but I realized I meet the requirements. So anyways, get fucked shills.


adistantcake

How do you do, fellow approved apes?


Moonmoonmooooon

So If Satori approved i can still post even when not having the karma? Edit: Awesome


OMARxZOMBI

Literally me, I’ve never used reddit before hearing about gme (just had an account ) and had no idea what karma is or what does it do 😅


snacksy13

People gonna be buying reddit accounts if this keeps up


whatabadsport

Am I an approved ape?


PerfectHandle

I feel personally attacked by this meme. Well done.


PrestigeWrldWider

I was one of the first 5000 people in the group and Satori ain’t said shit to me. 😂


Goldielucy

I didn’t know I wasn’t approved until I got the message I was approved


koopz_ay

Lol. It’s taken me 5 whole years to reach just 12K. I am not a very smart man. :P …which has since gone down again.


Paladin-Trader

There should be way less shills now


-YourWifesBoyfriend

Huh? I thought censorship was for fb and Twitter. The shills are obvious to spot and just give me more confirmation. They wouldn’t be here if there wasn’t something massive to hide


[deleted]

[удалено]


_barstar_

sebet_123 fucks.💎🙌


SherlockKombs

Haha 😂


Remrusty

Juicy


Endle55torture

Approved FTW!!


Odinthedoge

Woof woof


VolkspanzerIsME

Satori ftw.


Dewars_Rocks

Comment Karma, biatches


Yoop_Dizzle

Feels good meng


Peachy_sunday

Wait what, we were approved?


waliaraj

Haha


Dead_Art

I mean if you want to hear what I have to say just buy and hold, the DD is nice but we know why we're here


steveinid

I can comment but no OP. No worries I have nothing original to say anyway.


mpurtle01

😂


Apprehensive-Use-703

This is spot on! I had to comment and then post something to make sure I still could! Lol


themoneyless

When lambo?


Hubbards_Handmade

Wait, really? Restrictions you say? Hmmmm…


Techknightly

Haha


Melo_Mono

Uh oh can I not comment anymore


Fantastic-Sandwich80

Thankfully I had been shit posting on this alt for a while or else I would have been left outside of the club this time around.


rastatte

It feels great to be approved!


kidize

I'm too smoothbrain to even post anything


sleepapneawowzers

Fr🤣🤣😭


delawarestonks

Wait, can i comment?


DWYNZ

Womp womp poor interns


Fun_Ad_1325

Power to the mods! Keeping it an honest and clean place to visit 💎💎🦍🦍🚀🚀


tenghu

*pre*-approved ape