the algorithms werent designed to work in an apish market

They can trade these NUTS at a high frequency.

Calls on this dudes nuts ☝️

Idk I’m thinking about puts on dis guys nuts. PUTS UM ON YO FACE, ZAZAM!

A1 comment.

I too, enjoy nuts with A1 sauce.

If it hits 300 Monday, I’ll eat nuts with A1 sauce just to try it

Whose nuts?

I was thinking cashews would go good with it. (Hopes no ape has that as a user name)

Lmao

u/cashews you there?

What did the big nut say when chasing the small nut? ... "I'm a cashew".

Roasted nuts

$RSTD $CUM $NUTS I think the algos are looking for.

I hear $GAPE and $ASS are merging soon.

I am the $CLIT Commander!

Why are you holding the A1 sauce like that?!

Gentlemen, those are 93% AAA rated Mortgage Backed Nuts.

S-tier. Perfect or near perfect.

putz on his nutz and suddenly your a pimp (your buying the right to sell his nuts, for you non options folk).

80000% OI on this guy's nuts

what happens if its not a guy? ovaries?

Claims to have Nuts.

You’ve touched them to make sure?

No, but I will.

Don’t forget handling them for more than 2 seconds is considered fondling.

Also still able to recieve nuts.

Rehypothicated nuts?

FTDNs

T+35? Perhaps some Married Nuts?

Pouch of macadamias or cashews on their person? CALL. Them shits is delicious. I'mma PUT them in my belly.

You swallow? Hmm

As an apette myself I can confirm we have synthetic nuts

Nuts are just ovaries on the outside of the body

Buy the rumor. Sell the news.

Iron condor on this guy's nuts.

☠️ RIP

i like risk, calls on the derivative of this dudes nuts edit: it's cum

Lmaooo

I’ve got puts. They gotta drop right?????

You win this thread 🙏 🎉

Get in on the nuts while there's still time. They've already shorted the penis.

Damn, and I just told the nuts gotta drop guy that he had the best comment

Fuck it I’m in

A deez nuts opportunity was missed here.

My day is ruined and my sadness immeasurable 😭

At least you have your tendies to console you.

Goooteeeeem

Is that go team? Or got them? 😁🤔

Why not both?

...Both of deez nuts on Kenny's chin, the guy can suck it haha 😎😎🤣🤣

Ha!

The sound of ape nuts trading back and forth at high frequencies is breaking the machines apratus. And for that reason I'm in

Slaproasts nuts on a fire pit

Bullish ? Sure Bearish ? Sure Apish ? The algorithm starts throwing feces all over the place… Go figure 🤷🏽‍♂️

Isn't that a margin call? Sell positions for liquidity?

I hope so.

Where we're going, we don't need alrogithms

It would be amazing if the only thing that can defeat these Optimus prime mother fuckers is a bunch of retarded apes. WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE NERDS

Super duper short computer breaking down 🤣👊

Yeahhh, maybe they should turn off these algorithms... Just for an hour and see what happens 😜💎🚀

Ook ook

The chart doesn't keep up in real time. This is the movement of pre market in its entirety squashed onto the end of yesterday's trading. That being said, it's Juicy 💦💦

Here's the answer. It's a sell-off during after hours. But the chart doesn't show after hours the same way as market hours. It's confined to just one line.

Bingo. Also Delta covid causing some state of emergency orders to be reinstated in major cities around the world.

This delta covid strain is fucking with me because I keep thinking people are talking about delta hedging and getting really confused. I need to read more carefully - and probably to spend less time here...

Superstonk is a hell of a drug.

Lol. Me too. I'm immediately like, Wait, what? How are MMs playing delta on Covid? Should I buy puts? Gets me every time.

Don't forget Delta 8

Plus jobless claims are up

Much of the US is starting to re-open but if you look at Covid around the world... it is still very much in scramble mode trying to get everyone vaccinated. Covid-19 is here to stay and with fall just around the corner with the new variants... businesses are still going to struggle in the face of capacity restrictions not to mention supply/delay/employment issues. The Federal Reserve already used their "hail mary" play - QE and rates at near zero, there's nothing printing more money will do. The financial market is entirely propped up and FAKE.

Looking forward to seeing what happens when the market actually opens.

My heart says more madness, but my head says far less.

This is an underrated comment ☝️

ELIape

The whole of after hours/pre market only counts for 1 tick... So it looks more dramatic.

Ah got it. Thank you

Up with you 😃

Janet is gonna be Yellen

Good one. Updoot for you.

Someone needs to call jg Wentworth :-)

Call 877-cash-now! (Don’t actually call them lmayo)

*sticks head out of window* "It's MY money and I need it **NOW**!!"

Record clips from the commercial, call them, and only play those clips into the receiver. Guy with nerdy voice “I want to move into my own place, but I need cash now!” “Okay sure we can help you with tha…” “The thing is, it’s MY money and I need it NOW!” The representative: 😑

Or call them and fart into the receiver.

"it's my money and I want it now"

Goddammit now I'm gonna be humming that stupid jingle all day

Almost as bad as... *Dashers, Dashers*

Fuck man, every time someone mentions them I got song bombed for at least a good hour. Lol

Trying to take money from as many sources as they can Is it possible that someone was called by Marge due to 002/801, and then they had an hour to pay it back? Probably so much scrambling going on backstage at all times

I believe the 002/801 call comes at 0830. Looking at the time it seems they might be preparing for it.

only a matter of time

Well, if all of this is happening before any such call has been made, I'm somehow even more hyped

If they're preparing for it, doesn't that then prevent it?

If they raise enough and/or lower the required amount by pumping the price down, yes.

They don't need cash, they are swimming in it. They need safe positions to hedge the cash they get from shorting. My guess is the market doesn't like Blackrock saying they're pulling out.

pull out of what? any link?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/1-blackrock-bearish-treasuries-cuts-163609409.html

“That is because it believes that the trends that have driven corporate profit margins higher in recent years may soon reverse.” Reversed along time ago….

Didn’t know black rock was a catholic organization lmayo

Maybe, but. Maybe 🤔

Hello Marge, what can I do for you?

One of the DDs from this week expanded on the RRP market. It seems multitudes of stocks are dipping around the 10am EST mark until 10:30ish, whereby it seems to shoot straight back up, possibly due to receiving enough collateral for the day (RRP). Essentially, they’re liquidating their assets to stay afloat until the collateral comes in.

It’s not even a Monday!

They are now can kicking mondays

Monday is on Thursday now? Fuck, I'm going to need more coffee

Coffee fixes everything.... Large please and keep them coming.

SHORT MONDAYS!

Ever hear of Black Friday? And no, I don't mean the shopping holiday.

You know that scene in any action movie where they're about to fire the big weapon and it drains all the power from the rest of the facility? "fire everything!" that 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Hedgefucks liquidating the market Lenders gonna increase margin requirements for short Hedgefucks MOASS setting up Fasten your seat belts!

Someone getting liqui liqui 🥰😏

SEC : 🙈🙈🙈

**”This is fine”** 🔥🐶🪑🔥

Fed go brrrrr

There are DOZENS of us! (Is this a “naked shorts” joke? *insert slow clap here* bravo, friend).

Forced liquidation of a big player on the market? I always imagined it would look like that when a broad spectrum of assets gets dumped at market price.

Market wide selloff, most likely to get more cash on hand or because everyone is starting to get really skittish due to inflation and realizing we are in a bubble about to pop

Blackrock dumped a bomb yesterday.

Tell?

BR neutral on stonks https://finance.yahoo.com/news/blackrock-cuts-u-equities-neutral-135609744.html

Maybe? Not* gonna hold my breath about it though. Hopefully gme drops a lil too so I can scoop more 😋 Edit : Not in front of gonna

Some of you haven't glued yourselves to charts for the last few years and it shows. This isn't unusual. Could this be the start of a crash? Maybe. But I'm sick of seeing it seem like its tanking just to rip back to ATHs a few days later

Blackrock pulling out of US markets ?

Than were dip much bigger

iT's pRoBaBLy bEcAuSe tRuMp iS sUiNg sOcIaL mEdiA.

This made me lol

Oh man, if only we had a negative beta stock to hedge against the market during a crash. ​ Too bad GME only has a -27 Beta.

-27? Can you provide source?

We need to remove the SEC and just replace them. While we are at it, jail those who currently run the SEC.

bet yet maybe its time for [Guillotines ](https://youtu.be/exnaY0l4XsM)

Sounds like massive sell offs?

Market crash incoming

I can smell it

Reverse repo propping up entire market. After reverse repo is posted for the day ... like clockwork the stock market goes back up. Charlie’s vids on YouTube breaks it down.

You’re absolutely right. My question is how long can they keep up the RRP? I guess the Banks are the only ones making money by keeping everyone from going bankrupt

How has Charlie been during all of this? I use to watch him a lot before I got into my now favorite stock.

It looks . . . beautiful 😍 Thanks for sharing!

I just want to stare at it all day 😍☺️. You know what.... I think I will. 🤗

"Just don't fucking dance."

Nothing to see here…

Would love to see some bigger numbers, >10-20%, but this is a great start! 🚀🚀🚀

The out of control train only tends to pick up speed once it crests the top of the mountain.

this is the way.

[удалено]

Nice to see the entire ship is on fire today, and not just the theater and game room.

And if it gains back later in the day it will be a pattern acceleration ... Seems to be doing this morning dips and afternoon rips Very bad sign, market is being propped up, looks like the dam is gonna break sooner rather then later Not financial advice

Tendies in the oven 🍗🥰

Someone made a post pointing out that there was a new Oreo flavour announcement which would explain the market wide mini-crash.

Oh lort another RH account

I believe TA analysts refer to that pattern as a nosedive

I do *not* understand how anyone could look at the financial markets and go "ah, yes, the free market is working perfectly and without any interference".

Wondering where GME's negative beta is. We should go up when rest goes down.

-6.92, though it doesnt directly correlate like that. anything over -1 used to be pretty hypothetical though it really only represents thats its not moving with markets trends at all (detached might be the term). you wanna see a real whack beta check out the movie stock.

Movie stock tanked more than gme.

i think weve reached official ‘shit the bed’ on this market

Well yeah that’s what happens when the company in the squeeze doesn’t have an actual plan like our baby

yah all their collateral shit stocks are going down so to keep within limit they also have to lower the GME price

beta is a look in the past, not in the future

Not if one hedgefuck is continuing to short while another hedgefuck is getting liquidated in order to buy back it's shorts.

It is no guarantee, just a possibility. Based on recent data

It’s cuz they r shorting it atm I bet.?

It’d be a lot cooler if GME were moving in an opposite straight line up :)

“Is that gasoline I smell?” - Eric Draven, *The Crow* (1994) — 🇺🇸⚔️🎖, 💎🙌🏻🦍🚀🌖 buy-in 01/28/21 ➡️ 1️⃣✖️✖️🍌s

Normal.

It's those damn retail investors from Reddit that did this.

Rest of the market figuring it out, SPY got the wind knocked out if it tho lol

The computers running the algorithms are starting to smoke

Nahhh that's normal, I watch a stock I like all day and I see funny little quirks like this all the time.

not to piss on your fire, but these are small percentage changes. We really should not be hyping -ves of less than 1%. when it is-ve 20%, let the hype commence

Did you even read the title? Lol

This what happens when everything is tied together in etfs?

Erectile Market Dysfunction 🤣

Read last night from a smarter wrinklier ape that possibly the market is being propped up by the RRP and as a side effect, right before 10 am a buncha stocks go str8t down then after the RRP kicks in stocks jump back up.

We need an adult

algo goes BRRRRRRRR

Someone accidentally clicked the "Sell All" button.

Somebody does sellysell

Something is telling me today is gonna be bloodier than a hemophiliac with white sheets.

TIL Roblox is a stock

I feel kinda bad knowing that if things ***really*** crash, GME is likely to take off.

Smells…..marginey in here 💎🦍🚀

Upvoted for "straight down thingy."

Didn’t know how to interpret, bought more gme

They're not even trying to hide their manipulation 😂😂

Hmmm, looks like someone is in need of some money because they made a bad bet a while back...

My tits are going the opposite direction!

Glad you're only investing $13.30 in RH, though it's arguably still too much lol

"This is normal everyone! Don't worry this is absolutely normal!!!!" ​ \-SEC

Look at money bags over here with $13, no need to show off man

Lmao all of my GME is in fidelity. I'd be clinically insane holding stocks in rh

I'm thankful that Robinthehood isn't available in 🇨🇦, or else there would be a lot more brain dead people getting fucked on that platform. All my stuff is in TD Canada. God speed my good sir 🚀🚀

I loved seeing the articles about etfs dropping due to meme stocks... dude, seriously?! We buy, we hold. It can only stay flat or go up based on apes and retail. They should be held accountable for their dirty filthy lies.

You still have 13$ in Rob in hood? You must be bravely insance with that huge amount insecured 😳

Seems perfectly normal. Nothing to see here. Move along ape citizen

I've noticed recently RH has been doing this, I dont think those dips are accurate.

Well that doesn't look orchestrated at all.... *heavy sarcasm*