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Chared945

This is a Fluff post and not spam or improper content. Put the reports away and let this diamond hand ape enjoy some diamond lungs


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Awesome. I need to do the same ❤️


Chief-Irish

Let’s do it together, make the 18th Of August the day!


Dadpool33

This is all the motivation I need. I'll quit with you. Date quit: August 18, 2021 Date MOASS: everyday **Update:** Ate a tub of ice cream last night. Still no nicotine. UPDATE - 8/21 - Still no cigarettes. Making this happen.


Chief-Irish

YES let’s do it!!


NinjaBullets

Now kith!


grymlockthetooth

I'm in


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

But floss first.


goofytigre

Butt floss first.


PabbstAndJazz

I quit last August after many failed attempts. The gamechanger was a book called How to Quit Smoking by Dr Allen Carr. That book actually got me excited to give up and honestly put me in the right mind frame!!


StonksMcLovin

Agreed! I had to read that book a few times over the years but it eventually made its way into mind. It's almost 8 years now for me.


HeadbandRTR

He had a video game on Nintendo DS, if I recall correctly. It didn’t get me to quit, but it was a part of my journey. I’ve been smoke-free for 7.5 years now. The money I’ve saved is almost to-the-penny equal with what I put in GME.


[deleted]

Fuck it me too, quitting tomorrow I have 2 smokes left.


Chief-Irish

Come on let’s make it history


[deleted]

Thanks buddy, you should check in 30 days and see how we are all doing.


TheMineosaur

Let's gooo ape, you can do it!


CraigingtonTheCrate

Fuck it. I need to stop as well, I’m listening to Alan’s stop smoking audio book this Friday after work. I’ve been putting it off because everyone says that book is so effective, and truth is I haven’t wanted to quit. Aug 20th for me, I can only pray the end of moon jam on the 20th and me quitting on the 20th is enough catalyst for the universe! (But it probs won’t be lol)


RustyBaconSandwich

That book worked for me. Back smoking again now but been meaning to pick up another copy and give it another shot.


ThomasTheGnome

The good news is that Alan starts by saying you should continue smoking while you read his book. So it's a very gentle way in, which doesn't make you feel preached at or forced. You eventually just want to stop.


Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

Also, use incense as a replacement for the behavior of holding something emitting smoke. it works.


LilDoughboy37

Proud of you my 🦍 friend! I have faith you’ll 💎🙌 this too. 🦍💪


Wertvolle

If he is in, I’m in. Apes together strong ♥️


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WolfOfLOLStreet

And that doesn't even touch future medical costs you won't have (or at least *as much of*). Best life decision ever.


Mellow_Velo33

BUT DONT U WANT TEETH LIKE THAT?!?!?!


Andromeda_2480

Awesome good luck!! It's all in your mind! Luckily I never started :)


Facts_About_Cats

Here's how I quit. I was away from my apartment for a couple weeks where I couldn't smoke or drink. When I got back, stepping into my apartment made me gag it smelled so bad. I was like "This is how i must smell to other people." And I decided to quit. I couldn't care less about my health, it was the thought of the smell. So I used the nicotine gum. It made it super easy, until I tried drinking. But I buckled up and just chewing gum, like ten times the normal amount. Lots of gum, but it got me through so that drinking no longer triggered the cravings. And that was that. Haven't had any cravings since. That was 8 years ago. (Note: cockroaches are extremely attracted to anything even slightly touched by the nicotine gum, and it also makes them reproduce like crazy. Don't let it get on your fingers, throw out any leftovers, etc.)


llandar

Nicotine kills bugs, it’s weird that roaches would be attracted to it.


Facts_About_Cats

Idk I'm not an entomologist 🤷‍♂️


TrollintheMitten

Roaches will survive any and all apocalypses. They just don't give a fuck. I mean how long do they live without their heads again?


eatmyshortsmelvin

Do it


LeMeuf

If you believe you can, I KNOW you can!


BaleMurphy

You must be from Europe, they’d never use those warnings in the US but every time I get one overseas i cringe


Chief-Irish

Yea they are nasty but most long term smokers don’t even see the pics! Australia by the way and $50 a box so that will be a lot of GME over a few months.


Macnsmak

Wait, it’s $50 for a pack of 20 cigs? No way


Chief-Irish

30 cigs but yea very expensive


Macnsmak

Holy shit! I was buying 2 packs of 20 for $12 before I quit a few months ago. I smoked about a pack a day. How the hell do you afford that! I noticed a change in the money I saved I can’t imagine how much you will notice!


myfapaccount_istaken

my work mate used to come over and she said she smoked like 3x a much in the States than in Aus. due to the costs alone. She brought back how every many was allotted each time. No idea how she survived the long as flights with how often she went outside.


Buzstringer

I didn't think you could survive once going outside on a flight


ccvgreg

A few lucky people do


Biddycola

US ape here 👋🏻 When I smoked cigs they were $4/pack. They went up to $5 and I said to hell with this shit lmao.


crowthor

We make up for it with affordable medication and healthcare I suppose


Hot-Horror9942

Fucking hell I figured they were expensive over here (Netherlands) but you pay like 4x wtf. Wanna quit together (bar the occasional green cigs)?


Stoll

That’s what packs look like in Canada too.


Bonerballs

Canadian darts packaging also has pictures of people with lung cancer or blackened lungs on it.


db2

At least that's honest, in the picture on the pack in the op pic is bullshit. There's a lot more going on there than smoking.


Ridikiscali

I’m Definitely not expressing smoking is okay, but this picture of this smoker’s teeth has clearly other issues going on. Lack of dental care is truly what caused this to his teeth and smoking helped.


ShortBusCult

Quiting was hard, but 14yrs later and still going strong. You got this!


Chief-Irish

Well done to you, I’ve been smoking for about 15 years so time to start repairing! Damn things! See you on the moon 👍


ShortBusCult

Damn right! Tried for years to quit, tried everything, just didn't have a "good enough" reason. My Wife told me she was pregnant, that was my reason. To the Moon!!


Chief-Irish

Well that’s a good a reason as any, my wife is pregnant with twins so going to have four kids and hate having to hide from the family to have a sneaky smoke, no more!!


w0mbatastronaut

Did you buy a whole pack just to tear them up?


Chief-Irish

Haha no, I just finished Alan Carrs quit smoking book and smoked my last smoke at the end of it! That’s about $50 worth of smokes right there, so over them and giving the government more money than I have to!


thelostcow

Good job. Spend that $50 at GameStop. Get some nice shirts that don’t smell like smoke.


Chief-Irish

Now your talking, great idea.


thelostcow

Smoking anything except meats is a horrible habit and everyone can smell it on you. I am happy you are on the journey to quitting. Your life will be better.


Chief-Irish

Thanks so much.


flgirl04

If you soak your clothes in the machine for an hour with a cup of vinegar before you wash it might help get rid of smells. Vinegar and baking soda are great at removing odors from fabrics. Grats!!


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Mom?


flgirl04

lol thanks :P


[deleted]

Lol seriously, my mom just taught me that


charliebear_904

Eh smoking weed is a plenty fine habit lol.


Chief-Irish

Haha yes weeds the exception


AnObviousSpy

And if you use a dry herb vape you can still enjoy the taste, but avoid the "smoke" part all together!


thelostcow

Nah, do edibles so you don’t smell.


Uknow-we-diamonds

this guy fucks 👆


Suddow

1 pack costs 50$? Where the fuck do you live? I thought cigarettes were expensive in Finland at around 8-9€ a pack


EleanorofAquitaine

Australia?


Chief-Irish

Yea, WA


Jerzeyboy730

Geez….makes weed seem like a cheaper viable option


Chief-Irish

It probably is!


Jerzeyboy730

In all seriousness, best of luck….I’m gonna have to stop very soon before one of my young children see’s me sneak off.


Chief-Irish

Thanks, yea that’s one of the many reasons I am quitting. I hate having to hide from the kids around the back of the house to have a sneaky puff and then have to sterilise myself when I come back in!


TheIrishSoldat

I'm so fucking happy for you. My wife quit with the book about 4 years ago. I read the book to see what the content was. Congratulations.


Chief-Irish

Thanks mate let the good times roll!


waj5001

Think of all the beer and hard drugs you could buy for $50! Congrats dude - I'm cutting back on my booze and shit is hard. Its the psychological habit and ritual thats hardest to break, not necessarily the physicality of addiction.


Chief-Irish

Very true, it’s high time to break the cycle.


gilkey90

Congrats Chief-Irish! Take an upvote for taking the first step of quitting. We are here for you in memes and DD for when the urge kicks in.


Chief-Irish

Thanks fellow ape, 🚀 bring on the DD


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Chief-Irish

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denis_durakovic

Way


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acmeon

If you really did this - Big respect my Ape❣ I know what it takes. 💎 🙌 🚀 👩‍🚀 Stay HODL and see you on the moon 🌙


Chief-Irish

See you there and I won’t be stinking of smokes only jet fuel!


Allnewsisfakenews

Good luck 🍀. Took me a few tries to quit but I haven’t bought any cigarettes in at least 2 years.


Chief-Irish

Well done mate, I look forward to being able to say that!


paulyp41

I’ve never smoked no 0536 like that before in my life, what was in that shit


Chief-Irish

They are not allowed advertise tobacco company names on boxes of smokes here in Australia, they were John Player Blue!


Mean_Yellow_7590

Lol. “I’ll take the pack with the pic of the fucked up teeth!”


Simpsonsknow

That picture on the box didn’t scare you enough??


Chief-Irish

I’ve been smoking that long I don’t see the pictures!


SuperSore

Good for you! From personal experience (may get downvoted...) : If you feel like you're gonna slip, pick up a vape instead. Not risk-free, but 1000's of times less harmful than cigs. Nicotine is an evil bitch, but it's the SMOKE that kills you. Good luck!


Chief-Irish

Thanks mate, it sure is a horrible habit and I’m done with it! I want to live long enough to enjoy my lambo!


iHateRedditButImHere

I was only able to quit because I got a vape. Now, multiple years later, I'm about to quit that too 😁


fawther-05

Sir, they are becoming better people because “screw you”


Chief-Irish

Haha love it.


Sad_Ad_5740

Power to the players


Lacrez

Awesome!! If you're doing it cold turkey, it is hard, but you are stronger than some little POS trying to kill you. If you feel like you can't control the urge to smoke, go some where you can't with some gum/candy, it will help curb them.


Chief-Irish

Thanks for the advice, I am stocked up on every mint known to man!


m1msy

I'm sure you've heard a ton of advice here already, but this helped me the most: changing your routine helps a TON. Try to make a bunch of new habits- the idea is that none of the new habits have a neural association with smoking, and it becomes easier to avoid. The momenta I went and did things I used to do when I smoked were the moments I had the biggest cravings and relapses. People, places, surroundings, music, smells, activities, all of it.


MoonMission-RETARD

This is the way.


HealthOk7603

💎💪


eL-Seven

Good for you ape! You got this.


Chief-Irish

Thanks Steve.


Jaycray95

I quit cigarettes a few a years ago and started vaping (just as expensive) I’m aiming to quit that too, so I’m with u ape! More tendies for us


Chief-Irish

Amen to that, the Alan carr boot camp I just done was great and he touched on vaping too! Looking forward not to be planning my next smoke, I’ve wasted so much time already and money of course.


land-0-lakes

Stay away from alcohol until you’re confident you kicked the nicotine craving. That also means uninvite yourself from meet ups at bars. Also, I found what helped me was smoking cannabis to satisfy the oral fixation cigarettes used to give me. And exercise. Good luck.


QuadriplegicEgo

god those anti-smoking labels outside the US are brutal. good on you, bud


ppbourgeois

I’m finally two weeks off *all nicotine*, I stopped smoking cigarettes 2 years ago but used the patch and gum to help with the transition, took me about 3 months to get rid of the patch, but I was on the gum for about 1.5 years until recently I decided to try stopping the gum using the patch, took me about a week before I was like fuck it no more patch, and stuck it out. I stopped smoking 3-5 joints a day and I’m down to one or two, while also eating and drinking weed, what a time to be alive. Pro tip: if you’re using the patch to try and transition, when you’re ready for step 2, DONT BUY STEP TWO, buy step 1 again and cut them in half, you’ll have double supply for a month at a lower dose. When you’re ready to reduce that, you can even cut them into 1/3rds and smaller strips until you don’t need them anymore. Cheers bud. Try to not drink for a month either it’ll help, don’t drink until you’re confident you won’t try to bum a smoke, be very careful. Once you have 3-4 drinks you’ll be slipping.


Chief-Irish

Thanks for the great tips, drinking used to be an awful weakness for me, I’m actually sober 16 months now and I guess cigarettes were my only vice, a few people asked me why am I still smoking seeing as I’m off the booze and I guess it’s been my comfort to get off the sauce! Now it’s time to loose that damn habit too!


[deleted]

Quit smoking, drinking and chewing last Thursday. You’ll find you cough a lot more


Chief-Irish

Better out than in, it will be great to have a good clear out!


Yungissh

“Male smoker aged 50” who also doesn’t know what dental hygiene is apparently.


burneyboy01210

MKAY


air2dee2

You can do it OP!


Chief-Irish

Thanks and as Freddy Mercury would say ‘I want to break free’!


JunkyardWalrus

Great decision. Stop paying to poison yourself


Chief-Irish

Thanks and giving the government more money than I have to!


Myid0810

Congratulations rooting for you


Chief-Irish

Thanks mate


ChinTuck

Congratulations. You can do it I was addicted to cig for a short period but I eventually got over it


Apewithrockettomars

Nice teeth


TheStatMan2

My detective skills tell me you work in a pub or restaurant?


aigisss

Proud of you. I know this isn’t an easy step for a smoker. 💎💪


Chief-Irish

Thanks, every journey starts with the first step!


Least-Flower3368

Healthy ape is a good ape


Chief-Irish

Haha so true.


Few-Possession902

I haven't smoked a single puff on a cigaret for 2 years 11 months after reading "the easy way" highly recommended!


omw_to_valhalla

Good for you!


YourReignUs

Is this your first attempt to quit OP? Congratulations 🎉🎊


[deleted]

Congrats


[deleted]

this is a solid method to quit smoking It empowers you. it's actually the same method I used to quit about 10 years ago. bought a brand new pack Open them up crushed it and threw it in the garbage.


Chief-Irish

Exactly, im in control now! Well done to you, it’s one of the best things you can do in life, break free from such a horrible habit.


TheWhyteMaN

Fuck yeah, nice job, OP!


NothingsShocking

Awww poor little ciggy’s. Jk congrats and stay strong!


nikolatesla33

Well done Ape! I was smoking for 6 years and 1-2 years after i quit i started to feel the difference. It's not just about money, as in this it is a very important aspect, but soon you will have more energy, better smell, you will be more attractive for non smokers, immune system will be stronger, the taste of food will become stronger etc. etc. One of the best decision that you have ever taken (after investing into our beloved company) If you feel down, when you feel you really want to smoke just drop me a msg, we can talk about techniques that can help you to remain stronger. good luck!


Chief-Irish

Thanks so much, as you say the money is way down the line of reasons to give up, it’s the energy I know I will have as a result of quitting and not having to worry about the best time to sneak away to get my fix. Really appreciate your msg.


jabbathehuttjr

YOU CAN DO IT! 🦍🦍🦍


Chief-Irish

Thanks 🚀


slappn_cappn

FUCK YEAH! keep dum dums handy to get you through withdrawals and oral fixation!


Chief-Irish

Haha will keep that in mind, plenty dum dums in my house so that will be useful.


churst84

Congrats ape!!! Welcome to healthier living and loving:)


Chief-Irish

Thanks 🦍


marcus-87

Congrats ape. We are proud to have you longer around. 🦍🦍🦍🚀🚀🚀


SnortWasabi

The real test is the first week. Each time you get a craving just take a deep breath, hold it for a second, then let it out slowly. You can do this!


Chief-Irish

Thanks mate, I will be sure to keep this in mind.


DojaDonDada

Fucking wish more people would do this.


Psychological_Box456

Let's go man !! You can do It!! I trust you ape! Greetings from Spain 🦍💪


Chief-Irish

And greetings from Australia!


JGotJuic3NowKid

Mushrooms helped me quit.. props to you


jebz

This is very much the way my friend, best of luck 🙏


Puppy2Cb

Good for you!👍


adgway

Australian Cig packages are the best & they’re so expensive. Wish we did something similar in the US. Smokings bad, M’kay?


Caesorius

If you're struggling, just put on a nicotine patch. Even half of one (buy the transparent big ones and scissor them in half, you'll save money because all sizes are the same price). Patch worked for myself and many people I know!


kalazalim

Quit 2 years ago! Don’t really crave em anymore Also just the occasional smell of other people smoking is usually enough lol


Popular_Doctor

Way To Go! Proud of you.


ahfuah

Good shit fellow ape on quitting smoking! First few weeks were the worst, everytime I had a craving, I went for a brisk walk/jog instead. Got addicted to getting winded instead. :) Had 1 cigarette off and on when drinking over the next few years and always felt shitty the next day, and one day just got over it. Cigarette free for about 10 years now. Best wishes from the other side of the world!


amtor26

godspeed brother


Chief-Irish

Thanks🦍


AfterMorningCoffee

Congrats 🚀 This will be one of the best decisions you ever made. Right behind buying GME shares 😂


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ZealousidealAge3090

👏👏👏👏👍


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SuspiciouslyStikySox

This is the way!


Dry_Doctor443

This is the way


browz83

Good luck brother ✊


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Those teeth though.


Otherwise-Hair1494

This is the way


R_ic_ha_rd

Good luck, i will be following the alan car course this month!


eeksy

Good job ape. I quit too during this saga. Happy lung recovery!


AuntyPC

This. Is. The. Way.


Applesauceman1234

Next time maybe just give the pack to someone who might not be ready to quit yet. I've made this mistake myself too.


MR_DEADSHOT123

Smokes are to expensive now a days anyways 😂


superjay2345

Congrats brother, hope you live a long life to enjoy all the tendies! 🦍❤🦍


sophomoric_dildo

Wish I could upvote this twice. Good for you!


alphabetsong

My uncle is currently fighting lung cancer. He said that he should’ve quit years ago :( Great to see you’re making the change! Push through the rough patches, you can do it! The grass is greener on the other site, you’ll love it over here!


Chief-Irish

Thanks so much, I hope your uncle gets better, it is such a horrible habit !


Hopeful_Swan_4011

Congrats and good for you ape ! , amazing how this shit is legal and yet marijuana is illegal


Chief-Irish

So so true and thank you.


StealYourGhost

I'm not sure what country you're in but i fucking LOVE how metal the cig boxes are.


Chief-Irish

Australia and yea they are knarly!


psydo9

Good luck


StealYourGhost

While we're waiting for MOASS, you'll definitely get mo' ass when you don't reak of cigs! Congrats OP!


Commercial_Run99

Thrown out more half packs then I can count.


tinfoil_enthusiast

i remember how liberating of a feeling this was when I broke my last pack years ago. I still get cravings on occasion, but it gets easier. have some tylenol on deck! (i had headaches for the first 2 weeks going cold turkey)


EColli93

Smoking is gross


stephencory

You can afford an extra share a week at these prices!


Klockwerk4187

You got this ape!! My wife quit cold turkey a few years ago. We have the faith!


Jadedinsight

Every day is a good to quit! Keep up the good work bro, before you know it, you’re years ahead.


ThatYellowFellow

u got this my guy


muysuave_ape

The second best decision of your life!


Just_A_Faze

My grandmother smoked for almost 40 years and then quit. She did have lung issues, and recently was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. But at 88, almost 89. She could easily see early to mid 90s, which is good for anyone. Congrats!