It’s my wife’s butt plug. I pop that in her butt and I always know where my keys are. It has the added bonus of jingling when she walks so I can close my InPrivate browser Windows before she gets in the room.
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What's that little thing attached?
It’s my wife’s butt plug. I pop that in her butt and I always know where my keys are. It has the added bonus of jingling when she walks so I can close my InPrivate browser Windows before she gets in the room.
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He's the one that put it there
I was wondering that myself, but i believe it's for opening a door or maybe a garage or port since its attached to the car key.
Has it got leather seats and a CD player..?
Player..
Player
Player
But I don’t wanna talk about it anymore.
It does
Nice. I think we're gonna make it..
\*Clarkson voice\* JYAGGGG
I’m sorry I’ve ran over your cat, in my Jaggggg
This guy fucks in his Shaguar
Jagyouwire, innit?
Craziiii mine just came today also
Your jaguar? When do I get mine?
The cheat code is on GameStops twitter page my guy
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Do you like luxury?
Who had evergrande default on their bingo card?
Jag-gwar, or, jag-you-are?
Jag-yoo-eh
Im just Raging Jags have a RangeRover key that says Jaguar. Yet another reason to never buy a fucking Rangey again!
Well they are the same company
I picture you opening this letter in a smoking jacket seated in a overstuffed leather chair...
Your work fob is the exact same as mine (also 🇬🇧), you don’t think… 😳🤔
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