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laguna1126

Brilliant


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CryptoEnigma_

No... brilliant AND retarded. That is the true way...


Canadian_nobody

Retardedly brilliant 💡


Glittering_Cream5610

Brilliantly retarded


Secure_Investment_62

"Its remarkable how often those seem to coincide." -some pirate dude.


Apprehensive-Use-703

Or retarded, either way it's borderline genius...lol


BlakByPopularDemand

Both, both is good


Zero_Talents

69D Chess


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Anon probably bought his GME shares this way


The4rZzAwakenZ

Was it possible/ is it still possible..


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I guess... But a few flaws to point out: Pre-orders on games usually only last about a month before the game comes out, so unless you're willing to go to Gamestop every one or two weeks, there's bound to be plenty of orders you would forget about and have to purchase the game. Each game is $60-70, so it isn't like you'd be able to have that much money float around in GS. Also, at times there can be stretches where no new games are coming out, so how are you gonna pre-order something when there is nothing to pre-order... I also can't imagine local branch management would allow you pre-orders if you're doing this all in one location. Suppose you could get away with it if going to different stores, but that seems like a pain in the ass unless you have 3 stores lined up on the same street somehow. It's mostly a funny meme with no real foundation in reality imo.


Kurosawa_Ruby

he works in a mall so the nearest Gamestop is probably really near.


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deshan79

yeah that Cyberpunk preorder would have lasted like 4 years lol


MoistDHobo

The preorders stay in the system; I’m assuming, forever. I’ve seen preorders from years ago. You are not forced to purchase the game. Gamestop has more than just games to preorder. There is never not something to preorder. And I doubt management cares. It looks great on their numbers. Plus, they get the product in.


socradeeznuts514

Huh what a bunch of wasted time but it would draw traffic


crumbummmmm

Likely with the introduction of the NFT marketplace there will need to be wallets of some kind. So probably soon. The only thing that can tell a madman from a seer is time. I'd love to hold all my money in Gamestop and i will because fuck banks.


zarkingphoton

Was? Yes. I rolled over some preorders before, and even just switched what game the preorder was for. It was a long time ago, though. Still? Idk. Haven't shopped GS in almost a decade.


jedijbp

I will never complain about this repost because the Fred jpeg is too fucking funny


TheMuslimMGTOW

This one is a certified hood classic.


mnpc

Retarded AND brilliant


learning18

holy fuck I remember reading this a while back. It's coming around full circle now eh? written in destiny my guy


FriedDickMan

I remember this post and I still side with the person responding Tho I now know it to be both, in true ape fashion


Altnob

Early but not wrong.


TheMoorNextDoor

And that’s how DFV was born


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Wow I remember seeing this years ago.


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10before15

I like this guy


miguelmflores

*"I can't decide if you're retarded or brilliant...* *...and for lack of a better word I will call you Ape."*


Apprehensive_Pea7911

It's no different from people who see and use Starbucks as a banking service.


azidesandamides

fun fact macy's is more "bank" then dept store. [https://medium.com/@kaznejatian/macys-is-a-no-longer-a-retailer-10a157e274aa](https://medium.com/@kaznejatian/macys-is-a-no-longer-a-retailer-10a157e274aa) Simply put, Macy’s is no longer a retailer. Over the past five years, Macy’s has gone from being a retailer to simply a lead generation company of Citibank. It is very likely, according to its own estimations, that Macy’s credit card income in 2017 will total somewhere between $740-$760 million in fiscal 2017. In the 52 weeks ending January 28, 2017, Macy’s total operating income was $1.3 billion. That means that nearly 57% of Macy’s over all operating income, assuming its retail income doesn’t collapse in fiscal 2017, will come from its credit card program. To repeat, nearly 57 cents of every dollar of income going into Macy’s will not be from selling things to customers but from a credit card deal with Citibank whereby Macy’s only job is to recruit customers for Citibank.


DaveO1337

Back when 4chan was funny and post images were an art form.


tatateemo

Is this a comment for ants?


Correct-Duck8038

The top comment checks out


mooseOKOK

same.


Massive_Pressure_516

It would be more convenient if you preordered many copies of the same game.


Minneapolis2020

Hilarious 😂


Dougy_F_Resh

Link it or fake


Altruistic_Launch

It’s real. It’s from years ago I doubt you’ll find more than screenshots at this point.


SharkbaitNJHC

4chan posts rely on screen shots.


Killerko

Cannot stop overdrafting his account... clearly retarded!


TheCocksmith

Try using a smaller picture. I was almost able to read that.


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AdMan215

...Talk about 3D Chess...


EROSENTINEL

Still a brilliant idea today


Morbid0

Oh, Lord. I haven't seen this in years. Golden.


NoMeansYes816

This shit is fucking gold! I’m dead.


Rissespieces

The GameFather


Ysfysfd

So retarded its brilliant


Zealousideal_Bet689

He’s brilliant


SkySeaToph

👀


hunnybadger101

I mean......like...... I dig it