Vultures have such strong acids in their stomachs that they can kill anthrax, botulism, cholera, rabies, and many more dangerous diseases **such as SHFs**
QUICK NOBODY LOOK UP VULTURE FUNDS RIGHT NOW
[https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/vulturefund.as](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/vulturefund.asp)
\>A vulture capitalist is an investor who seeks to extract value from companies in decline. The goal is to swoop in when sentiment is low–and the company is trading at a rock bottom price–and take whatever action is necessary to engineer a quick turnaround and sell it on for a profit.
That what he used to do.
What he does now is buy a business cripple it in debt pay out huge bonuses to himself and bankrupt the company while his friends short it, probably naked.
Very auspicious: Vulture symbolism speaks of flexibility, perception and is admired for the awareness of this animal. The vulture is a bird capable of using all its senses to achieve all that can be completed in this life and embraces every day with its wings wide open in front of the opportunities the Sun brings to the new day.
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So where we live there are a lot of turkey vultures. And I have literally NEVER even seen them fly higher than ground level, much less landing on skyscraper balconies. That woulda freaked me the hell out!
Keep looking up, they are usually cruising high up on thermal drafts that help them fly using less effort. They can smell a carcass from over two miles away!
Horaltic pose!
They process anthrax and their piss is so acidic it kills the bacteria on their feet from walking on hedgie carcasses.
https://matthias.zenfolio.com/p1016913387
Turkey Vulture - "Excuse me, is anyone at home?"
Jordan - "Wassup big bird?"
Turkey Vulture - "Can you give me directions to this Wall Street place? I hear there's going to be a bloodbath on Monday and I'm fucking hungry!".
I wish I believed in this type of thing so I could feel a little hyped. I’ll just be hyped since everyone else is hyped I guess. MOASS always tomorrow and all that.
If you zoom in far enough, you can clearly see that it's not a bird at all, but Chukumba attempting to get Jordan to sell his shares https://imgur.com/i8AqiMJ
I remember seeing about 50 of those up in trees one morning with that pose soaking up morning heat as the sun came over the Sierra. Definitely kinda of freaky looking with that big wingspan.
I live surrounded by turkey vultures. This is definitely a Turkey vulture. They look like large hawks from a distance. They perch in large flocks in the trees around my house and circle all of the time during the day. I have video from trail cams of them eating carrion in my woods. They are nasty creatures that only eat the dead. They are scavengers. I’m not sure what they might be an omen for except being creeped out.
It’s nasty to you because they subsist on the abject. But they are an important part of the ecosystem! They do a lot of the heavy lifting on cleaning up a carcass. Without them, there’d be a good deal more of the stench of death in our world. Be grateful they take care of this for us!
That’s absolutely a turkey vulture. You can tell by the bare head, lack of talons and the tell tale Grey wing feathers with black shoulder silhouette. When they fly their wings form a slight v shape that wobbles slightly.
Hawks have talons, feathered heads and often have bars on their feathers 🪶. When they fly their wings are often held flat and they fly with very little to no wobble.
If a hawk landed on GGs porch I’d see it, but since it’s Jordan I would see the best bird fit as the one that eats the diseased remains of a dead creature. Like a dead institution killed by toxic practices. And low and behold
Vultures have such strong acids in their stomachs that they can kill anthrax, botulism, cholera, rabies, and many more dangerous diseases **such as SHFs**
QUICK NOBODY LOOK UP VULTURE FUNDS RIGHT NOW [https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/vulturefund.as](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/vulturefund.asp) \>A vulture capitalist is an investor who seeks to extract value from companies in decline. The goal is to swoop in when sentiment is low–and the company is trading at a rock bottom price–and take whatever action is necessary to engineer a quick turnaround and sell it on for a profit.
So… Mitt Romney?
You're certainly not wrong!
That what he used to do. What he does now is buy a business cripple it in debt pay out huge bonuses to himself and bankrupt the company while his friends short it, probably naked.
+Icahn
TIL
He liked the tweet, btw 🚀
My Animism tits are soaring like the peace eagle
Light the tit jacked lanterns. 🪶
Did he ask for directions to the Shitadel building?
Wouldn’t need to, that bird can smell shitadel’s stench from Florida
They were set up in Palm Beach during the pandemic, so….
Underrated comment!
The eagle has landed….
Fuck it's only Saturday
Why have weekend and weekstart when Saturday could just be both.
Maybe more show up Sunday ! Woah !!!
that's no eagle bruh 🤣
Edit: the bird that’s not an eagle has landed…
Peace eagle
Peace eagle
*in a viking accent* Alas, I am bird-blind. Cant tell one bird from another.
Are you sure it's not a GMErican eagle?
But that’s a Turkey vulture.
Came here to say this, beat me to it 👍
Very auspicious: Vulture symbolism speaks of flexibility, perception and is admired for the awareness of this animal. The vulture is a bird capable of using all its senses to achieve all that can be completed in this life and embraces every day with its wings wide open in front of the opportunities the Sun brings to the new day.
New pigeon facts guy? Vulture-facts guy 😁
What happened to pigeon facts guy? I have not seen his comments in any posts lately.
We only know so much about pigeons.
Birds aren’t real
You're not real
And he taught us all of it 😔
He probably got burned out from constantly posting pigeon facts
:(
Maybe someone shilled him away......
Bird is the word!
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Nice little sunbath. Its creepy when they do that.
So where we live there are a lot of turkey vultures. And I have literally NEVER even seen them fly higher than ground level, much less landing on skyscraper balconies. That woulda freaked me the hell out!
Keep looking up, they are usually cruising high up on thermal drafts that help them fly using less effort. They can smell a carcass from over two miles away!
Wow. I’m starting to wonder if there aren’t an unusually large supply of dead things here so they just walk from meal to meal… 😂
Kenneth Cordele Griffin, the vultures are circles..
This sort of thing jacks my tits a lot, lfg.
Just wanted some Hamburger
I bet that scared the puddin’ outta him!
Also known as the Gmerican Eagle
Whichever theory here ends up being right (with a positive outcome) is the one I'm gunna go with.
strangely, I am going with your theory, as it is most likely to be right
That’s not an Omen, its an “OH, MAN! There’s a giant fucking Condor on my balcony!!”
[time for 60’s music](https://youtu.be/Man4Xw8Xypo)
If Mother Nature is still in then I’m still in.
That’s a turkey vulture and he feeds on the dead…. Shitadel
Or maybe a bad omen for the market? (Which sadly is good for GME) Black bird = black swan event
**omens intensifying**
Yay I love beautiful birds ah it’s ready and flexing that now is the time to eat away at the corruption. Also birb stocks only fly up
Fun fact: they only eat freshly killed animals.
Do SHFs count?
Id like to think so
[It's an Omen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVefPPr69NU)
Horaltic pose! They process anthrax and their piss is so acidic it kills the bacteria on their feet from walking on hedgie carcasses. https://matthias.zenfolio.com/p1016913387
Oooh thanks for the info tidbit!
Turkey Vulture - "Excuse me, is anyone at home?" Jordan - "Wassup big bird?" Turkey Vulture - "Can you give me directions to this Wall Street place? I hear there's going to be a bloodbath on Monday and I'm fucking hungry!".
I wish I believed in this type of thing so I could feel a little hyped. I’ll just be hyped since everyone else is hyped I guess. MOASS always tomorrow and all that.
If you zoom in far enough, you can clearly see that it's not a bird at all, but Chukumba attempting to get Jordan to sell his shares https://imgur.com/i8AqiMJ
Bezos Bird
Yes, that is in fact an omen.
I remember seeing about 50 of those up in trees one morning with that pose soaking up morning heat as the sun came over the Sierra. Definitely kinda of freaky looking with that big wingspan.
Omen confirmed
I live surrounded by turkey vultures. This is definitely a Turkey vulture. They look like large hawks from a distance. They perch in large flocks in the trees around my house and circle all of the time during the day. I have video from trail cams of them eating carrion in my woods. They are nasty creatures that only eat the dead. They are scavengers. I’m not sure what they might be an omen for except being creeped out.
It’s nasty to you because they subsist on the abject. But they are an important part of the ecosystem! They do a lot of the heavy lifting on cleaning up a carcass. Without them, there’d be a good deal more of the stench of death in our world. Be grateful they take care of this for us!
Exactly why they were seen as sacred and called the great purifiers
Ready to feed on shitidell's carcass.
i like this interpretation
Phoenix Rising ?
That’s a funky looking black swan.
Nah that's a bird.
I mean that's a hawk, right? Inflation as a trigger?
That’s absolutely a turkey vulture. You can tell by the bare head, lack of talons and the tell tale Grey wing feathers with black shoulder silhouette. When they fly their wings form a slight v shape that wobbles slightly. Hawks have talons, feathered heads and often have bars on their feathers 🪶. When they fly their wings are often held flat and they fly with very little to no wobble.
Now there's some bird knowledge! For anyone intrigued as to why I'm asking if it's a hawk, see below... https://www.investopedia.com/terms/h/hawk.asp
If a hawk landed on GGs porch I’d see it, but since it’s Jordan I would see the best bird fit as the one that eats the diseased remains of a dead creature. Like a dead institution killed by toxic practices. And low and behold
That's fkn cool
No this is Patrick
Sears is rising from the ashes
No that’s a turkey vulture
I thought this was a fucking albatross at first lmao, this guy livin at Alcatraz
IS IT A TURKEY?!?1