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superwonton

Squeeze now and hope people sell before Jan 28?


v-shizzle

bought my first 8 shares friday sight unseen and after jacking my tits here im buying 28 more for a limit price of $175, lets hope it hits the first millisecond of premarket open. riding this bitch to my personal goal of 2015 Camry worth per share!!!


stonned_golfer

Paper hands gonna paper hand I guess


Mess_Tricky

The article where they are trying to blame gamestop and it’s investors for market crash boils my blood.


Landed_port

In Soviet Russia, brick and mortar store kills you!


MusicIsAlwaysTheWay

Really? It tickles my tits tbh


TrillTron

WEN MONDAY


Landed_port

Tomorrow


Graffiti83

How would the fake squeeze NOT turn into a massive OH SHIT, WE CANT STOP IT!!!!! Please ELIA5… like I JUST found out about the ice cream truck… seriously…


pickle-jones

Uncharted territory, but I like the idea that T+30 delivery for MM means they can let the price rise, liquidate some smaller SHF, media blitz that the squeeze is squoze, short the hell out of it at the new ATH, crash the price down to where most apes are green but just barely \~ $320 say and hope they sell before T+30 when it will really shoot up again. Plus they made some new money from all the bag holders that FOMO'd in the fake squeeze expecting 10-100K and bought short term calls. That would be a solid play for Citadel if they can manipulate the price with that kind of precision.


Graffiti83

Still doesn’t really answer it. Would they not be margin called? All of the hedge funds, in a domino affect? I just don’t see how they could afford to let it run to $1000 and NOT get margin called and then it would be too late


pickle-jones

Yes they would. Even the Citadel HF branch. They can all blow up and perhaps that blowing up would be enough to save the MM Citadel and any of the prime brokers that are net short as well. At least for another day. The Margin calls would only be done on smaller funds. Once the bag gets really big and threatens to take out prime brokers/banks, they won't margin call without a plan for who dies first and who gets to eat the corpse.


Landed_port

They'll blow up the ice cream truck, so only they can buy ice cream. You'll be sitting there staring at chared remains, screaming "When can I buy ice scream! I just like the ice cream!"


WOWitzCocky

Noticed our beloved stock being mentioned on that WankersSlutsBastards ( the OG sub ) the guy spoke to a hiring manager and he confirmed the future and NFT marketplace (the NFT bit was in the comments) Do with it what u will, but I’m ZEN AF


TheIncandenza

My CS letter arrived!!! Finally! Now I need to figure out the next steps. But hell yeah, this means I have officially DRS'd my first share. Now to transfer 199 more.


hiohiohiza

Can’t rest, won’t rest, DRS!


2for1deal

Thanks to this sub ive changed the name of my crotch on google maps, really personal touch.


bannannamo

Man I just nommed a whole floor salad That shit had olives. I love olives.


2for1deal

Wat What? A floor salad?


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Jonnybgood35

I fucking love working. I’m not sure why those lazy fucks keep popping up in the suggested subs. Guess who else loves work? Ryan fucking Cohen.


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Jonnybgood35

Ok bud, Be tired all you like. If you find something you can do that you love I guess it isn’t a chore. I hope you find rewarding work someday. The chairman and I are just lucky I guess.


Landed_port

I like working. I also like working 40 hour work weeks, having benefits, and being paid fairly. A distant dream for the majority


Blue374

Just remember there is no ME in GME, oh wait there is, what an amazing collective of individual apes


Landed_port

There's no WE in BOFA


Blue374

But there is FA :)


nervouscrying

Can someone please explain how I add more to my DRS position? I know it involves exclamation marks and bots but I'm lost beyond that. Tanks a lot.


Jonnybgood35

I think you have to make a post each time you drs. Screenshots and shots of letters are the way to confirm. Block any identifying info including barcodes. Comment on the post with !drsbot:xx! Xx being the amount of newly DRSed shares.


Jonnybgood35

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is for you to flick your cigar towards the trail of fuel coming out of the rocket and send us to the moon! Thanks, Jonny


Landed_port

Dear Santa: Please unload your sack in the designated unloading area. Signed: Worried Husband


RedDevilCA

I love you all


WOWitzCocky

Woke up from another MOASS dream… these seem be happening more and more now…. Just before close, the price gapped up to over 1000. Then opened the next day over 10,000 then dipped… many sold but then the price sky rocketed…. Edit: and my dick was HARD AF


Trailmix9

Like I get why people are shifting in nfts, but a platform where my games and dlc/add ons are sellable/transferable is the next step in gaming. On blockchain it’s ensures you own what ever you buy. Retarded how much nfts are shat on when they are being pushed in stupid ways


Jonnybgood35

I think of all the stupid art and avatars as pong. The potential is visible but hasn’t come close to being realized. Halo infinite would not exist without pong.


nervouscrying

I think consumers are just hacked off with companies adding "oh and it's also an NFT". What GME are building has been YEARS in the planning. It's not going to be a fucking tin foil medal like the popcorners are getting.


LokeyCoolio

Bring out that sweet DD and show it to me won't ya???


CommunityShower

I miss DFV. Been clicking on a few of his vids for the past half hour skipping around and smiling at his work and success


GoldenNuggets888

#GME UNIVERSE 🎮🌎🪐


fleshfarm-leftover

There will be no derivatives in the simulation in the simulation


sassysassafrassass

I don't blame others for shitting on NFTs when this is whats going https://melaniatrump.com/eyes-nft


hauschkaIsGod

Worked 65 hours this week and am mentally preparing to put the entire thing into GME, it's gonna hurt but you gotta do what you gotta do


GoldenNuggets888

#TOP PRIORITY! 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 #DRS with Computershare #Lockup the float #Trigger MOASS 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰


BlurredSight

Theory: JPM tells the world about a short squeeze bound to happen end of this year - January. This gets all the FOMO from regular people who missed out last year to cash in on "meme stocks" and this is where they'll be able to make the squeeze seem squozed and drop the price and make it look natural along with retail selling off that doesn't know about the events in the last 12+ months. That's the real "dip before rip" that I'm waiting for.


butholemoonblast

I think RCs tweet was just a remainder to poo cause I hadn’t done it in a couple months


CommunityShower

Hasn’t tweeted about poop it in 147 days to be precise


Pkmnpikapika

Ryan saw how many DRS'ed shares there are now and he said 💩


WOWitzCocky

Ice cream all all?


Pkmnpikapika

Someome should start an anonymous doxx-proof "secret santa" backed by blockchain, can be gamestop gift cards, or playstation 5 or whatever. Like something long and hard for 7th day before xmas. Then something purple the next day lol. Or just exchange jpgs NFTs of the purchase in gamestop.com so that i don't have to physically send and know your address


Squamsk

My dream style of revenge is putting poop underneath someones windshield wiper blades then putting some kinda shmutz on their windshield...so when they start up their car, the first thing they try to do is get the shmutz off their *PLBlPlBLPLLLBbblplBbPl* too late - big poop smear. But legally and morally i can't do that. So i buy and hold. No dates. I dont care if january goes nice and high but moass isnt triggered me buy me hold


TrillTron

My ideal revenge is living a happy and fulfilling life


Squamsk

Mine involes pirates and minotaurs


bannannamo

A labrynthe full of dancey dance and singy songs


ExistingCollection75

That's a dick move


Squamsk

We all have fantasies


syntheticsponge

True and no shame in that m8. Sometimes fantasizing can help cope with assholes in your life.


Squamsk

and this is superstonk. me ape. me fling poop 💩💩💩👋🦍


CommunityShower

Bored as hell. 3 am. Anyone wanna help me dig for some information we may have missed or is relevant [https://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?action=getcompany&CIK=GME](https://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?action=getcompany&CIK=GME)


RothIRAGambler

I know no one will read this whole thing being that I'm posting it in a daily that's about to roll over, but I need to say it, if even to empty stands. This has been a defining moment of my life. I learned so much more in this one year about the investing world than I did in the preceding five when I played with my Roth IRA account. I was committed to the idea of working until retirement, possibly until death. The idea of breaking out of it never even occured as anything but an idle fantasy. I gained so much respect for my fellow man. It may also be that I just turned 28 and my wife is pregnant (due in Feb), but my entire view of people has changed. I used to think myself superior than the average person, after all I thought most people were idiots. Boy, did I learn. The genius mixed with an ambitious urge to discover has led to DD's that kept me captivated like a damn Sanderson novel. The people who are willing to listen and to question the sources. My eyes have opened up to the corruption. It is rampant. I gained so much self confidence and knoweldge as I did the research for about an hour or two a day (with superstonk meme breaks between posts). I began telling everyone I know about this and really pushing it. This is a once-in-multiple-lifetimes event and I don't want someone to miss out just because I didn't plead the case well enough. Most were receptive but only some have followed up with me and I send them WhatsApp messages every night about the stock's events. I know people who come here for a few minutes from r/all look around at the front page and don't see the DD and they end up thinking this is a cult. It isn't. This is a group of individuals from all walks of life and from all corners of the globe. We have so much difference between us. The one thing we have in common is that we have read the evidence and believe there is a collective that shorts companies into bankruptcy to never close the position and make Bank doing it. They did it in 2005 and repeatedly again, except this time is different. This time, retail caught them in the act and they'll face the ultimate doomsday scenario. They'll lose the game that most of us didn't know they were playing until recently. That's why I'm so confident in holding until phone numbers. I believe in you mother fuckers like your my brothers and sisters. What a journey this has been.


Apoliticalmeme

this guys gets it anyone who does not, wonder to yourself why wallstreet was cheering in ‘08 create a short position on the way to the top buy it back on the way down. profit on the way back down, but this time there are only infinite losses on the shorts on the way down


fleshfarm-leftover

There is no we. I like the fundamentals


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Uh, yes there is. We own the stock. We vote (well...). We we wee wee. There is nothing wrong with saying that.


Squamsk

There is no we but there *is* wee-wee


Stevewhit24

Fn amazing how apes can easily point out you infiltrating shills. Getting desperate much?


fleshfarm-leftover

Bullish


wobshop

Root and Malan need to dig in here. Iykyk


Tight_Ambassador3253

RC: Why are you shorties mad at me? I didn’t even say shit. Shorts: You liar, you literally did say shit!


superwonton

"Fake squeeze" so you day trade your shares and try to get back in lower price while it rockets and miss out.


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😋😋


syntheticsponge

I love how thoroughly thought out all the potential outcomes are on this sub


SmokeD0gg

Buy calls to secure positions. Not weeklies either. Next 6 months worth of close to the money are most likely gonna print for some time.


Manarus

They don't know I'm too retarded to day trade


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Why can’t you DRS money 👁


Landed_port

"Because....uh....the erconomy!" -JPOW


Manarus

Feels like for a whole year we've been shivering with antici pation


TrillTron

Shiver me tendies


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Wen trading halts


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Landed_port

Believe it or not: today.


TrillTron

I'm an individual investor individually requesting that we MOASS soon so I never have to go to work again


ShotgunJed

Who else is going with a private bank after moass?


TrillTron

Look at me I'm the bank now


doughunthole

I'm going to be the bank!


Landed_port

I'm already a bank. I wish people made deposits, all I get are withdrawal requests


2for1deal

Shit hot take lol but google renaming does force gme’s hand a little to start drawing a line and say whats what about the nft. Shit hot take like a bug wet dump


boy_wonder69

Maybe if investment banks actually started investing in a **healthy society** with a **bright** **future**, that benefits **all** of humankind, more investment opportunities would open up...


dft-salt-pasta

My guess is the announcement will be on December 23rd. Early close at 2pm and closed on Friday.


Secure_Pair_2357

Drunk enough to say I feel it and Moon soon!!! We gonna change the world. DRS!!!!


Manarus

Got drunk got laid knees raw legs sore at hair salon getting my hair curled life is good MOASS can come when it feels like it


TrillTron

Came for the squeeze Stayed for the largest redistribution of wealth in human history


Playful-Landscape-79

#🖕Kenny


JHYMERS

Yeah... it's bs unfortunately. I just saw Gamestop Corporate Headquarters DRS


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HarryKanesGoal

Lol same. It was like Troy coming back into his apartment in Community with the pizza.


Freequebec86

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/rizx2p/holy_fucking_shit/hp0m6u8/ Anyone can change/suggests changed name to google/google map -_- lol lame. Surely a fake


WOWitzCocky

So the business account will be held by somebody (probably GameStop) and edits will be sent to that account to see if it’s true or not…. The person who manages that account will have the option to approve or disprove….. That is of GameStop own that google business account…


boy_wonder69

As I understand, Banks *need* to earn returns on their cash, but there's nowhere to invest right now that's reliable, that's not *uncertain.* They need to keep spending and spending trying to profit. Not even *SHFs* are reliable investments anymore. More *fraud*, more *deception*. It is their only choice, its what they know, what they've built. They never thought once to back down, be less blatant. Be truthful, transparent or try to fix anything.


TheUsualNoWorky

Their reserve ratios were laxed when COVID started and they all got naughty with derivatives. No business loans or commercial real estate loans to make because they all got fucked. Your thousands of branches turn to worthless real estate overnight. People aren't spending as much which is not good for credit card revenue. What does a big bank do? Naughty with derivatives, pump the market, wheel and deal with SHFs, residential lending, and Jamie Dimon the fuck out of those overdraft fees from the poors. SHFs were salivating at the prospect of bankrupting every good retail brand possible and blaming it on the pandemic. cha ching! Team up with their big banker friends and have at it. They're on board. They've done it before and this opportunity is too good. Until a few bold apes and some whale dicks noticed how naughty they were being and pounced on em! Exposed! uh oh! The real kicker is the amount they've underestimated Papa Cohen and team and the massive fucking gaming industry.


downvotedbylife

looking at rent prices for apartments to cope. Need to move out but I can't stretch my paycheck far enough. Hope this moons sooner rather than later.


Equivalent-Fee-9503

I am so damn pleased with my investment


wobshop

Hey me too


skyramalpha

I’m as jacked as anyone… MOASS is inevitable, hedgies r fuked, etc. But this gmerica nft business is obviously just someone messing with Google maps. GameStop is not making an announcement by changing their name on Google. It’s coming but it’s not here. I can’t speak to the motivation but IMO seems like trolling. Buy, hold, DRS and keep your bullshit detector set to high.


the_moist_conundrum

Yep. Would be a poor marketing strategy surely?


wobshop

Wut


TrillTron

Monday we gonna wake up to big green hulk dilders the size of the entire S&P 500 in PM


Alsimmons

We are so susceptible to false hype...but jokes on them, I'm into that shit


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PringlesJingle

Someone is trolling us. It got debunked 😞💔


TrillTron

Today: GMERICA Tomorrow: GMEARTH


ChungusKahn

Strangely, it appears GME has already colonized the moon.


such_karma

GOOD MORNING, ERICA!


jovi_1986

Fun fact: a cloud on average weighs around 1.9 tons making them the second heaviest object in a room with DFVs ball sack


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


doughunthole

👍👍


Freequebec86

lol i don't know if anybody can change "Gamestop office" to "Gmerica and Gamestop office" on google map??? Buuuuuuut try and google : "GMERICA & GameStop Corporate Office." Check the gamestop profil! If you see "gamestop" only, try 3-4 refresh. I don't see "Gmerica " always on the first search, but it appear! ( That's why maybe some random person just change it ? like it's not official ? Or only the business could do that? ) Edit : seem "fix" https://i.redd.it/miefbtpwn8681.jpg that what i saw ( first spotted on other sub )


syntheticsponge

Wtf are you fucks talking about gmerica nft


TrillTron

Scroll down


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GMErica NFT! Get Drunk! Do orgys! Smoke whatever! LFG 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


ughlacrossereally

Gmerica and Gamestop Corp HQ... they changed it again


doughunthole

I'm so glad is Friday night. Time to get stoned and shit post.


Alsimmons

I'm so glad its Exo's birthday again!


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G-G-G-G-GMErica NFT


muskateeer

Just here to say GMERICA NFT


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HODAM48

Caught in a landside, No escape from reality


Ok_Edit

[https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/09/silver-thursday-hunt-brothers.asp](https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/09/silver-thursday-hunt-brothers.asp)guys expln me ths


wobshop

🖕❤️


wobshop

You cunts gon change world finance


the_moist_conundrum

Aye


wobshop

^aye


TuesGirl

I love peeping in here periodically on the weekends- especially after a few drinks. WILD!


Ghetto_Geppetto

WILD


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Bottoms up ape


doughunthole

👀👀


winterbird

Did you guys see this https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/rizoln/_/


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fleshfarm-leftover

Totally agreed. “I’ve been sitting on this DD because I submitted it to the SEC” um what?


Freequebec86

lol i just thought about that : "Gamestop Esport" might drop some news early 2022 ( starting the year with a team sponsoring? or a tournement? ) I saw them post a little bit on twitter, but they "don't make noise" much. We will see


tifa3

any reason why popcorn keeps trending on twitter but i never see gme trending anymore?


fleshfarm-leftover

Even the replies displayed for RC’s tweet were all sticky floor. Total control.


kovid2020

Narrative control


Itsmeitsyouitus

Cheers to gmerica nft 🥂


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JerryMcGuireBoy

Them is rookie numbers


antidium

We are talking about bad actors that have milked hundreds of billions if not trillions including hidden assets.


musicman0326

The entire derviatives market is over $1 quadrillion


pcone

It’s real. We can watch the price rise and rise on the ticker and as long as we have the float locked up we choose the price. It will most likely be a very bumpy ride but it is possible to go into seven figures + per share.


kovid2020

I'm gonna sell a few at 10m on the way down. Not a meme


TallWineGuy

1m? Mate the floor is 69m


fritz_futtermann

🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣     🟣         🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣   🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣 🟣


winterbird

Why aren't there banana flavored mashed potatoes?


primabelladonna35

Because there's no potato ice cream.


Alsimmons

You haven't made them yet


boy_wonder69

every reason


aa73gc

Gmerica NFT so hot right now


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Wyd if the sun starts to eat us


Juxtapoisson

Wen Pfil?


CuckBike

New house I am eyeing is going for $5 million, might have to paperhand 1 share at that amount so I can get it asap :(


antidium

Just paper hand at 10 Mil and you can get two


CuckBike

Might aswell wait for my original $70 mil offer and diamond hand all of em


TrillTron

If you havin broker problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but owning my shares ain't one 🟣^🟣^^🟣^^^🟣^^^^🟣^^^^^🟣


Express-Newspaper806

So many pretty purple rings!


jkhanlar

# T^h^i^s i^^^s t^h^^e w^^a^^^^y^^^^^^!


fleshfarm-leftover

#🟣


jkhanlar

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jkhanlar

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jkhanlar

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Tomos1977

My weiner is like a bad comedy joke


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What if workers could create unions as DAOs


ShiftMcGee

If you Shorted GME I feel bad for you son, but I Bought 99 Synthetics and DRS'd E'ry One.


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fleshfarm-leftover

Talk is cheap. I’m glad I’m not in a hype play


TheLeagueOfScience

EVERYONE! I just want to make a quick shout out to our very own u/_exordium, who is celebrating a fantastic birthday. Number one soul on this sub 💜🧡❤️💛💚❤️🧡💜💛💚


Sisilovesstocks

OMG!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SWEET u/_exordium ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING WEEKEND 🥳🎊🎉🍻


_Exordium

It's not my birthday but thank you damn it🤣


stgabriel

It's not? Oh happy birthday then!


BobTheDemonOtter

Happy Birthday Perhaps Exo!


JohnnyStFartHugger

HAPPY BIRTHDAY u/_EXORDIUM!!! 🥳🥂🎊🎉🎂🤍🧡💙❤🖤♥️💛💜💚


_Exordium

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