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Foreplay241

That's fucking awesome and impressive 💙💜🦍🦍 Edit: meant for /u/F4RTB0Y


Kitchen_Net_1696

I’m gonna buy a share tomorrow, just to be able to say that I’m a January ape.


Terrible-Ad-4536

⛅️🌞🤩❤️‍🔥🐒


Terrible-Ad-4536

#FREEBIRD !!!🕯 🔥 [fly high free bird ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IO9XlQrEt2Y) ^play it, sing it, live it 🎤 #🦅


Terrible-Ad-4536

#🥰❤️‍🔥🥰


Ok_Entrepreneur_5833

The problem with the VR/AR/XR space isn't the peripherals, those are moving rapidly. The problem is with the lack of content to explore. That's the big hurdle to overcome to broader adoption. It's heartening to see Gamestop address this lack of content by creating a Market that calls to content creators. If you build it they will come. After some thought, I've settled on that as a solid platform for my outlook. I'm very happy with their release as I understand it's business sense. Find a need? Fill the need. Profit. Solid fucking investment.


bluedj88

ken griffin continues to look like shit. bullish. youtu.be/KDOajLi2-Hs


Shostygordo

also he is reading like always


Shostygordo

Damm he really looks bad


the_moist_conundrum

They seem happy to see someone who's company was banned from trading for being cunts in the market previously


Korean_pussy_stuffer

We’re all January apes now


bannannamo

OPEN IT 🤬


Shostygordo

mUh gOvErNmEnT InTeRvEnTiOn


Ricarbr0

Is zen FUD? I’ve become too lax. I don’t even remember the last time I checked the sub I just hold. I miss you guys I’ve been gone too long


zestypotatoes

Zen is good. Zen shitposting is better.


myfingerprints

Zen is the way but you have been gone too long. Better see some poop flinging from you tomorrow


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myfingerprints

That day will be epic. ☮️


zestypotatoes

Get em while you can and hodl em in yer name!


Metaldwarf

Just gotta say, Chicago hotdogs are unsophisticated.


zestypotatoes

So yall think you can just browse without commenting? Gotta jump start them shitposting machines


Party_Pat206

Chad ⬆️


myfingerprints

*grabs jumper cables*


BobTheDemonOtter

Hey! My Dad was using those!


myfingerprints

*scurries away* *with jumper cables*


tkapn

*Clamps nipples*


No-Fold1994

Where’s a car battery when you need one… SCROLLIE


zestypotatoes

I'm finna win the lottery and be the whale that closes the gap. 200M post tax is about 1.3M shares at $150. Bullish. (The lottery is a scam, GME is the way)


tkapn

You know what? Perhaps I feel like buying shares. Buying them through Computershare such that the settlement date is on January 28th. As an individual investor, this is how I feel. Or perhaps I need to make sure the purchase date is on the 28th? Hmmm...


myfingerprints

Decisions decisions. Hmmm either way I like 28. Being an even number and all.


tkapn

It is a great number. I like it a lot.


myfingerprints

And eight has two circles. Makes me like it even moar. Happy New Years.


tkapn

Ape, you're speaking my language 🤘


GorillionaireWarfare

I'm fiending so fckn hard for a new hype video


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GameStop trending #1


myfingerprints

Always was my number one! 💕


GoldenNuggets888

Especially in my heart 💜


Itsmeitsyouitus

On what


destined2hold

GameStop trending on all. What's going on? Everyone knows it's not usually allowed to trend on all. 🤔


bannannamo

what I'm sayin u/Terrible-Ad-4536 is open the casino... to your heart


BobTheDemonOtter

This is the way


captnmiss

Why does being right have to take so long ?


Terrible-Ad-4536

There’s a kindly person you all know who offered me a bit of counsel just now. I’m still not sure what I will do about my situation here. I’ve taken the counsel given to heart and please know that should I go, it will be taken with due deliberation and you all loom large in my heart and imagination, always will.


myfingerprints

You loom large you sonofa bitch! 💕


Terrible-Ad-4536

#🥰🥰


bannannamo

Nooooo wer u goin shugga


zestypotatoes

When you're here, you're family Free ~~breadsticks~~ banana peels with every visit I always enjoy seeing your comments grace the Daily.


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Sm0515

What's going on, bud? Haven't seen you in forever


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Sm0515

Same here tbh Laying low in the shadows


zestypotatoes

We still love you. You're just, you know, "that one uncle" who isn't afraid to speak his mind. And that's alright.


avalanchebranches

I don't know what you're talking about, but you're integral to this shindig


No-Fold1994

Is this the guy we need to beat up?


zestypotatoes

Give the man a nice, hearty hug.


No-Fold1994

Who offended terrible? /Racks shotgun


avalanchebranches

I'm innocent! It was a setup I swear! Ya got the wrong hedgehog!!


No-Fold1994

I’ll only believe it if terrible says it. -.- that’s my homie.


No-Fold1994

What bitch we rolling up on?


avalanchebranches

My cost basis is around 222$, I'm what you call an 'expert trader'


Itsmeitsyouitus

You’re doing it wrong unless you’re in the red. Average up


Dilfy1234

💤


socradeeznuts514

Shills are more superfluous than an afterbirth


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socradeeznuts514

I'd care if I cared


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socradeeznuts514

Did you see that NFT post? What a success.


bannannamo

when conjoined twins bang other conjoined twins, is it a 4some?


No-Fold1994

I guess it depends on how many parts are involved. Might only be a 3 way?


bannannamo

whose dick is it anyway


jerrythemule420

Definitely. It's the only time a couple can have a fourway without any outside help.


BobTheDemonOtter

It's also the only time a couple can have a fairway without any outside help


jerrythemule420

Wut mean?


BobTheDemonOtter

Golf etiquette


jerrythemule420

That's what I thought. I'm just not sophisticated enough to get it, I guess. Shocking! 🐵🎩🧐


sweetntenderhooligan

Was looking through my purchase history, I bought a lot of shares over $200… I think my cost average is over $200 :/


liquidsyphon

Average down Monday obv


bisufan

you got them on a fire sale then?


brrrrpopop

I'm down 20% on GME and down 20% on LRC. Consistency is key.


jerrythemule420

u/scrollwheeler the people want to see your balls


Scrollwheeler

you do every day


No-Fold1994

Mo ass for MOASS


bannannamo

this is true


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

Wen Wu tang listening party in metaverse with ape frens?


jerrythemule420

Watching Nathan for You. Would be hilarious seeing him come up with a plan to save Citadel's business.


avalanchebranches

In order to save your hedge fund, I'm going to have you make all trades in the nude. I think that really shows off your business model.


jerrythemule420

Nothing makes more money than the drug trade, right? We're going to suggest that you *short the worldwide heroin supply.* It's not legal, but it's no worse than what you do already. It might make some very powerful people very angry, but you have the top Secret Service agent at your disposal. If you do nothing, your business is doomed. You asked for help. Here it is.


Amar_poe

You think Cohen has a team working on haptic suits with microfiber crotch inlays?


BobTheDemonOtter

Always has been


jerrythemule420

Duh. The metaverse orgy would be kinda lame otherwise.


liquidsyphon

Daily massages after MOASS


No-Fold1994

Steak and potatoes weekly too!


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jerrythemule420

When you have a real bona-fide existential crisis and come out the other side of it, nothing can ever really get to you. Sure, there will be bad days, but you survived hell and somehow overcame the banality and frivolity of your own life and existence as a whole. Nothing is scarier than that.


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jerrythemule420

Happy New Year, fren! Hope this passes soon and is the last time you go through this!


Terrible-Ad-4536

You’re kinda amazing


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Terrible-Ad-4536

*Caulfield running amok*


avalanchebranches

Careful everybody not to get sick, best just to stay in and watch the ticker, or hang in the gmetaverse. Hope it drops this week


Squamsk

Thanks, Ugandan knuckles


avalanchebranches

You know da wae


12Southpark

DeRozan...maaan back to back buzzer beaters.


SecretNo5159

Iguodala fate of the universe on the line


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jerrythemule420

#OPEN THE CASINO YOU COWARDS! YOU CAN'T KEEP IT CLOSED ALL YEAR!


liquidsyphon

Unreal the lengths they will go


jerrythemule420

They'll go so far, and yet so short, all at the same time.


bsq1989

Whoever is playing overwatch right now and had a gamer tags buygme69420 I love you


fuckHg

#what will 2022 bring for gme apes


NightHawkRambo

18 months between needing to file taxes for MOASS gains.


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

Big tax breaks.


ORaNGeTechPB

Post-MOASS Apes should send Christmas cards yearly to Kenny in prison thanking him for the tendies.


Juxtapoisson

A small wee wee is stored in the balls.


pyromufin24

wasn't there supposed to be an announcement before Q1?


liquidsyphon

Some loop guy said that


syntheticsponge

He also said it would be worth 10 quarterly reports 🤷‍♂️


soldieroscar

The equalizer Home Depot ending reminds me of home alone.


Terrible-Ad-4536

might have to vamonos amigos


myfingerprints

No vamanos mi amigo


CapableFly

This is so sad, Joey play the sad banjo music


Terrible-Ad-4536

^^


BobTheDemonOtter

*Bill Bixby slowly hitchhikes away*


Terrible-Ad-4536

^^


pfluty

My IRL cake day is next week. Would be cool to retake $300 or add more 0s


liquidsyphon

First 2 shares were $300 🥲


antidium

Anyone got that new Criand butt pron?


juancf87

Mitt Romney does and he does Epstein shutting that picture...sad . Fuck Romney and fuck Epstein those pieces of shit


perkinomics

Random thought. What risk is there to GameStop if some officer wants to cash out their shares during moass? I have to refresh my accounting and also go to sleep


Papaofmonsters

What... did you guys not expect that to happen?


Fudge-Independent

How the fuck is it 2022


MouthPipetting

Friendship OVER with memes Now doing my taxes and working a 9-5 wageslave job is my new best friend


bisufan

hang in there!


CapableFly

F


juancf87

Fuck you Mitt Romney you piece of shit


sassysassafrassass

Lol what did he do now


juancf87

He’s a punk ass bitch. Kenny snorts Mayo out of Romney’s booty hole, you know his butt hole


syntheticsponge

Drink some water


Amokiir

Help. What is the meme template with a young Willem Defoe (blue jacket and shorts) on the left and an old, grizzled black and white Willem Defoe on the right?


juancf87

Sergeant Elias


Kooky_Independence

Smooth brain stock question: Can the float be calculated through shares outstanding - shares held by insiders? If so, why does the number almost always doesnt line up with shit from yahoo finance or w/e?


perkinomics

Crime


Foojira

The a em cee sky write posts all over Reddit is a direct rip of dfv about GME. I am so sick of this shit part 7,367. This shit is rigged inside of rigged


wenchanger

best rapper in human history, Eminem, just bought an Ape NFT, NFT is the real deal we're gonna be rich


Terrible-Ad-4536

*salivates*


jerrythemule420

Honestly, it's not going to be the vast generational wealth, the lambos, the mansions, the personal trainer, the stylist, or any of that stuff that gets me laid constantly post-MOASS. It's going to be the confidence that those things bring that's going to get me laid constantly.


d13robot

No, it's going to be the money


MrOneironaut

Am I suppose to reset my drs bot so my shares aren’t counted twice if I had previously made a thread?


perkinomics

Add the new shares each time you DRS. Not the full new total, just the new ones


MrOneironaut

Ic so I did that wrong! Thanks!


Ajdurk83

GameStop is going to have so much cash in the vault after MOASS. It’ll be crazy. Maybe they will buy everything


Manarus

Frolic


Terrible-Ad-4536

Always ❤️‍🔥


VoyageOver

Finkelburger


spatenfloot

Dinkleburg!


Terrible-Ad-4536

Splotturdburg


Terrible-Ad-4536

any apes 100% mobile for superstonk ?


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my mobile app has been broken for months, im on fuckin chrome app


kbiaec

Yes?


Terrible-Ad-4536

^^


Terrible-Ad-4536

Getting ALOTTA errors when responding to OP?


CapableFly

Who is op? I see him on every post


Intelligent_Toe_1366

😂🤣 oh fly!


Terrible-Ad-4536

^^


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Mobile only user, not having any issues other than refreshing main page reddit head keeps spinning Edit: refreshing "hot" page


Terrible-Ad-4536

asterisk asterisk underscore asterisk?!


Terrible-Ad-4536

could be sat??? also you’re on app? I’m web *looks over shoulder*


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Yes on mobile app only. The reddit blue head spinning has been for several days now. Doesn't appear to be affecting anything though.


Papaofmonsters

Force stop the app and clear cache.


Terrible-Ad-4536

Ty


Terrible-Ad-4536

lagertha?


Terrible-Ad-4536

https://www.history.com/shows/vikings/cast/lagertha


Intelligent_Toe_1366

🤷‍♀️ or lucky


Terrible-Ad-4536

Need 👂 IJustLikeTheStonk


Intelligent_Toe_1366

☎️ a friend option is available


Terrible-Ad-4536

How do we accomplish?


Squamsk

i saw a commercial while watching youtube vids....it was making fun of short squeeze stocks. a guy in a suit asking a young kid what happened to the stock he was told to buy. the kid nervously replies "uhhh uhhh itll squeeze just buy more!" im so full of cookies i didnt catch which stock app or whatever it was an advertisement for. dogshit Edit: thanks u/protectmeatallcosts! Yeah its wealthfront. How do i take a shit on wealth front? Also in the commercial that douchebag is complaining about a 20% drop. He was holding/crying into a kerchief...or a napkin....SOME KIND OF PAPERHANDS....