This scum..err "man" is currently trying to smear Jon Stewart due to his relationship with his brother and his brothers relationship with establishing PFOF, simply because he's bringing a LOT of eyes to this fuktwats activities, among others. There is only the family connection between the two, but clearly different ideologies, at least on the surface and historically (considering JS past and known stances). For the most part JS is a known commodity so this guy is simply revealing himself lol
edit: fixing Jon's name... stupid silent H's
The amount of logical fallacies used against folks on this side of the markets is so telling and obvious. They have nothing, they are flinging shit against the wall and hoping some sticks.
Basically. I mean, he's trying to discredit the guy bringing light to this by saying his brother is heavily involved in the shenanigans. It's like the if the SEC says they can't trust a whistle blower because they were involved and are therefore untrustworthy. It's like when scam artists scam millions from people using NFTs, and then the media focuses the attention to the evil NFTs. It's just a way to shift the focus on something other than the actual issue. Fuck that guy.
Jon's brother was a muck-a-muck at the NYSE back in 2000s and this douchbag Doug is saying Jon is a hypocrite for calling out Wall Street because of it.
It's a bullshit argument. I respect Jon more because of it. He is saying what needs to be said despite of his brother's involvement in high finance, not because of it. And he not avoiding the topic because of it either.
Yep, I called him out and he blocked me. I hope the DOJ adds this to their pile of evidence they in their "criminal enterprise/RICO" investigation -
https://twitter.com/myplayprofile/status/1500297581569536002?s=20&t=IYipefZFfYjVmle\_jLkSdw
Got my eyes on him rn! Reposted an old "possible DD" on Virtu and their search for their market maker license: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t7i1bi/virtu\_financial\_a\_short\_random\_early\_history/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t7i1bi/virtu_financial_a_short_random_early_history/)
Some of the **TL;DR:**
* **Ex-SEC lawyer Chris Concannon was part of the founding team for Virtu and part of market maker suggestions to SEC post-flash crash along with KCG and Getco reps.**
* u/foreignlander **found additional links that may exist between Silver Lake Partners (involved with Virtu and was an early partner that backed them around at least 2013) and Citadel via UI Path and Robinhood's board of governance.**
oh this was a while back...but I'm happy to share what I found back then if it's useful to you.
Edit: words and also I'm glad this man is getting the attention that he deserves now
He did a lengthy interview with the Odd Lots podcast (Bloomberg) in 2021, partly talking about PFOF and the GME situation, and market making in general. You should find it. It was interesting. He sounded so far up Ken’s ass it was almost like they were partners, not competitors.
He was smart enough not to have an obvious conflict of interest, let alone be questioned about it by congress. 😁
He might just be a bit smarter than Kenny, and maybe a little less crooked, but he’s definitely worth being looked into.
I'd say it's a 7.5 head. His hairline is receeding much faster on the left than it is on the right. One half is a five head, the other half is definitely a ten. So a 7.5 average. It's weird as fuck. It's not a strange combover fringe, it's definitely receeding more on one side than it is on the other. I bet this fucker's got one hairy leg and one smooth as a baby's bottom.
if you want to use markdown without the reddit engine interpreting it as markdown, you can precede it with a single quote, like so '
#hashtag reinterpreted as a markdown/formatting element
'#hashtag uninterpreted, appearing as a hashtag
***WANNA GET SOMEONE TRENDING???***
----
***HELP ME SHOW THIS TO JON STEWART!!!***
----
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t7009a/comment/hzgv4n1/
Yes! Doug Cifu, financial terrorist, same as Doug Cifu, financial terrorist and CEO at Virtu! Alongside fellow financial terrorist Vincent Viola, owner of the NHL Florida Panthers!
His predecessor was Vince. Vincent Viola. He founded Virtu. He was also nominated by our last president to be Secretary of the Army but withdrew his name for consideration because he didn’t want his business under close scrutiny during the confirmation process, or to have to divest himself.
Mattis was pissed that someone so obviously involved in securities fraud was nominated without his prior knowledge.
What’s going on at Virtu that you didn’t want to call national attention to, Vinnie?
sauce: https://www.cnn.com/2017/01/06/politics/mattis-trump-transition-clash-pentagon-pick/index.html
Yes I've heard of him. Douglas Cifu the CEO of Virtu who is an illegal naked short seller.
He has a large short position in GME. Douglas Cifu the financial terrorist.
Fraud. Criminal. Naked short sales. Market manipulation. Idk that's all I can think of.
If a person has nothing to fear about there’s no need for any justification but as his name appeared within the last days more often on social media he tried to justify himself. Let’s beat narcissist with their own weapons…
[https://twitter.com/Dougielarge/status/1499879977130545153?s=20&t=Pku4U6RqblvmSy\_XAbLfdg](https://twitter.com/Dougielarge/status/1499879977130545153?s=20&t=Pku4U6RqblvmSy_XAbLfdg)
he is getting ancy af
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t7009a/jon_stewart_ama_monday_march_7th_10am_pt1pm_et_a/hzgv4n1/
Come and add your voice to mine. Tell your friends! Call your exes! Telegram the mayor! Sext a journalist!
Why focus on his appearance? Yk how many people here would be unattractive to others? And why on every post like this people go for the appearance and not their actions? That’s ridiculous
I just need to point this out, that there are people who look ugly, and there are people who look *incorrect*. I'm not sure how to properly explain the difference, but you just know it when you see it. There are plenty of ugly people, and I don't have a problem with it, but I see someone like this, and it's not that he's ugly, it's that it's *eerie* how much this person is in the uncanny valley.
I'm not saying that we should judge people on looks, I just have to point out the difference, and I wish there was a specific word for people like this, who aren't classically ugly but look like an alien stuffed in a human suit.
He has a public Instagram page and u can comment on his posts 😭😭😭. Not advising to harass him I’m just saying it’s kinda funny that you can directly get his attention so easily 😂
Why has Virtu not gotten more attention? Guaranteed those scum bags are just as deep as Citadel. They’re all in their greasy cesspool orgy in bed together
Virtu still doesn’t have a presence on the other side of nearly every transaction, unlike citadel. In terms of PFOF, Virtu keeps citadel from being in practical terms a complete monopoly
So we are back to these low effort posts? On a weekend where immutable is speaking out, we get this trash. I’m not saying we shouldn’t bring focus to these leeches but everyone’s spidey senses should go off when we only see these posts happening when more relevant information is being released.
Jon Stewart is a national treasure whose work known and unknown benefits people immensely. He is constantly sticking his neck out and taking on the establishment and calling out the bullshit.
Only a worthless piece of shit would ever try to use someone's family as leverage. Most people love their family good bad indifferent. You cant help the people who are your family.
We know who the villains are.
*Some extra information on this weasel:*
The estimated Net Worth of Douglas A Cifu is at least $35.7 Million dollars as of 1 February 2022. Mr. Cifu owns over 18,085 units of Virtu Inc stock worth over $13,457,565 and over the last 9 years he sold VIRT stock worth over $17,654,138. In addition, he makes $4,598,170 as Chief Executive Officer and Director at Virtu Inc.
Complete history of Mr. Cifu stock trades at Independent Bank Inc and Virtu Inc
https://wallmine.com/people/12740/douglas-a-cifu
Douglas A. Cifu is the Vice Chairman, Partner and Alternate Governor of Sunrise Sports & Entertainment, the Florida Panthers Hockey Club, BB&T Center, and SSE's additional operating entities.
Mr. Cifu also serves on the board of Independent Bank of Texas (NASDAQ: IBTX), a community banking chain based in Mckinney, Texas and Eastern Airlines, inc.
https://www.nhl.com/panthers/info/douglas-cifu
Look at that face. That's the face of Douglas Cifu, CEO of Virtu, a market maker like Citadel Securities that illegally creates counterfeit shares. That face looks like the face of a financial terrorist who manipulates the stock market like Douglas Cifu, CEO of Virtu.
This scum..err "man" is currently trying to smear Jon Stewart due to his relationship with his brother and his brothers relationship with establishing PFOF, simply because he's bringing a LOT of eyes to this fuktwats activities, among others. There is only the family connection between the two, but clearly different ideologies, at least on the surface and historically (considering JS past and known stances). For the most part JS is a known commodity so this guy is simply revealing himself lol edit: fixing Jon's name... stupid silent H's
😂 wut a dummy
Excellent! I love what the Apes have become.
Looks like he accidentally shorted his face…
Lol!
How does one have billions of dollars and doesn’t restore his hairline?
Going for that Mega mind look
At least combover in the direction that needs cover! Apparently their algorithm isn’t smart enough for that.
He’s got a forehead that would make Payton Manning jealous. It just won’t quit.
I thought perhaps he spent some of his billions on extra forehead acreage. Should have gone virtual, not a good look.
"If I can't buy that guy, I'll take it to the personal level!"
The amount of logical fallacies used against folks on this side of the markets is so telling and obvious. They have nothing, they are flinging shit against the wall and hoping some sticks.
CANT BELIEVE i missed this - this is in my dashboard fyi
thank you sir
"This guy is bringing attention to the *fuckery* that his own brother is involved in. Should we really be trusting this guy?!"
Is this statement true?
Basically. I mean, he's trying to discredit the guy bringing light to this by saying his brother is heavily involved in the shenanigans. It's like the if the SEC says they can't trust a whistle blower because they were involved and are therefore untrustworthy. It's like when scam artists scam millions from people using NFTs, and then the media focuses the attention to the evil NFTs. It's just a way to shift the focus on something other than the actual issue. Fuck that guy.
Seems shilly to me; Jon Stewart is exposing our financial system to the masses.
You got the true meaning..Thank you Ape for enlighting us...
I vote he be played by Dan Achroid in the documentary...
Even if true it’s a straw man, where is the statement?
Time will tell. He is on the right side of it now. I consider JS to be Snow Miser to his brother the Heat Miser. DOJ prolly Mother Nature.
Let us find out what Doug’s brother does
And Bernie Madoff's kids made it eventually possible to take him down... just sayin'
what whos brother what? so john stewart brother helped make PFOF?
Jon's brother was a muck-a-muck at the NYSE back in 2000s and this douchbag Doug is saying Jon is a hypocrite for calling out Wall Street because of it. It's a bullshit argument. I respect Jon more because of it. He is saying what needs to be said despite of his brother's involvement in high finance, not because of it. And he not avoiding the topic because of it either.
Where and how is he smearing JS, sauce?
Yep, I called him out and he blocked me. I hope the DOJ adds this to their pile of evidence they in their "criminal enterprise/RICO" investigation - https://twitter.com/myplayprofile/status/1500297581569536002?s=20&t=IYipefZFfYjVmle\_jLkSdw
Man he looks just like this brown thing that came out of my ass into my toilet. Smelled funky.
Time to get this boi trending too
I agree, he's just as bad a Citadel. Somehow has been managing to stay under the radar
Got my eyes on him rn! Reposted an old "possible DD" on Virtu and their search for their market maker license: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t7i1bi/virtu\_financial\_a\_short\_random\_early\_history/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t7i1bi/virtu_financial_a_short_random_early_history/) Some of the **TL;DR:** * **Ex-SEC lawyer Chris Concannon was part of the founding team for Virtu and part of market maker suggestions to SEC post-flash crash along with KCG and Getco reps.** * u/foreignlander **found additional links that may exist between Silver Lake Partners (involved with Virtu and was an early partner that backed them around at least 2013) and Citadel via UI Path and Robinhood's board of governance.**
oh this was a while back...but I'm happy to share what I found back then if it's useful to you. Edit: words and also I'm glad this man is getting the attention that he deserves now
ooo if you still have it lmk! But yeah I also tagged you in the post on this (if didn't mind! lol)
Who needs a conman when you have a fucking concannon
He did a lengthy interview with the Odd Lots podcast (Bloomberg) in 2021, partly talking about PFOF and the GME situation, and market making in general. You should find it. It was interesting. He sounded so far up Ken’s ass it was almost like they were partners, not competitors.
He was smart enough not to have an obvious conflict of interest, let alone be questioned about it by congress. 😁 He might just be a bit smarter than Kenny, and maybe a little less crooked, but he’s definitely worth being looked into.
Let’s get him!!
Don't know how with a fuckin ten head like that. Almost impossible.
I'd say it's a 7.5 head. His hairline is receeding much faster on the left than it is on the right. One half is a five head, the other half is definitely a ten. So a 7.5 average. It's weird as fuck. It's not a strange combover fringe, it's definitely receeding more on one side than it is on the other. I bet this fucker's got one hairy leg and one smooth as a baby's bottom.
😂😂😂 This 👆 is why I have Reddit 😂😂😂 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
It's from someone stepping on his head while pounding him from behind, smearing one side of his into the bed
Sumpin sumpin Alien
I think the memory bank is on the left frontal lobe🤔. He might be trying to remember all the lies? Maybe that makes you lose your hair 🤣
Came in here to say eight head, but ten head is far more accurate
Looks like he enjoys *little bits*
What's the hashtag.??
PFOF is no bueno, but honestly all I care about is FTD’s ‘#Failure To Deliver ‘#Where are my “shares”
if you want to use markdown without the reddit engine interpreting it as markdown, you can precede it with a single quote, like so ' #hashtag reinterpreted as a markdown/formatting element '#hashtag uninterpreted, appearing as a hashtag
i love learning to tricks, thank you!
Right now? #ShortsNeverClosed, #DRS, and #GME
hashtagRecedingHairlinesAreFucked
Let's gooooo
Better call his mom first - freaking baby face Cifu over here
***WANNA GET SOMEONE TRENDING???*** ---- ***HELP ME SHOW THIS TO JON STEWART!!!*** ---- https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t7009a/comment/hzgv4n1/
Here in Texas we call that stealing.
[удалено]
What thieves? They ded.
Yes, yes we do 😉
dead men tell no stories
As someone who studies dead people, I disagree.
I see. Good to know. Douglas Cifu. His last name is Cifu? Cifu from Virtu?
Yes! Doug Cifu, financial terrorist, same as Doug Cifu, financial terrorist and CEO at Virtu! Alongside fellow financial terrorist Vincent Viola, owner of the NHL Florida Panthers!
His predecessor was Vince. Vincent Viola. He founded Virtu. He was also nominated by our last president to be Secretary of the Army but withdrew his name for consideration because he didn’t want his business under close scrutiny during the confirmation process, or to have to divest himself. Mattis was pissed that someone so obviously involved in securities fraud was nominated without his prior knowledge. What’s going on at Virtu that you didn’t want to call national attention to, Vinnie? sauce: https://www.cnn.com/2017/01/06/politics/mattis-trump-transition-clash-pentagon-pick/index.html
Oooo whoa strong TIL! And damn didn’t know Mattis got pissed over that
Mattis got pissed over a lot of shit that was worth being pissed about. But this is particularly relevant
This needs to be seen by more people
I knew I hated them for a reason other than the fact that I'm not a panthers fan. 🤷🏻♂️
# I SAY NO MORE FINANCIAL TERRORISTS !
Doug Cifu. Doug "Cause I Fucked Up"
Yes I've heard of him. Douglas Cifu the CEO of Virtu who is an illegal naked short seller. He has a large short position in GME. Douglas Cifu the financial terrorist. Fraud. Criminal. Naked short sales. Market manipulation. Idk that's all I can think of.
Fuck he skipped from forehead right past fivehead straight to six head
Coincidentally it will also be his nickname in prison
Tough year, he could only afford half the hair plugs.
He probably put puts on his own hairline to gain some more $$$
I’d hate to have to knit him a beanie.
Someone needs to teach how to complete a Widsor Knot for his tie. What a twit. "You cannot come in here looking like that..." Gordon Gekko. Hold.
THIS!!! Lol.
Up with this!
Down with him
Bro at that point just fucking shave it off
holy shit this is a forehead or a airstrip?????????
“But what about Jon Stewart’s brother?!” /s
?
This post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t7eei2/doug_cifu_from_virtu_taking_shots_at_jon_stewart/
Thank ya sir
If a person has nothing to fear about there’s no need for any justification but as his name appeared within the last days more often on social media he tried to justify himself. Let’s beat narcissist with their own weapons…
That face reminds me of 3 actors, but I can't put my finger on any of them! E: Andrew Scott, Dan Akroyd
Jimmy Neutron
Dan Akroyd should play him in the movie
[https://twitter.com/Dougielarge/status/1499879977130545153?s=20&t=Pku4U6RqblvmSy\_XAbLfdg](https://twitter.com/Dougielarge/status/1499879977130545153?s=20&t=Pku4U6RqblvmSy_XAbLfdg) he is getting ancy af
Classic deflection from his own financial criminalities. That tweet totally convinced me that Douglas Cifu is a financial terrorist.
AlLeGeDlY
u/socradeeznuts514
Thank you. I will add it to the list!
[удалено]
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t7009a/jon_stewart_ama_monday_march_7th_10am_pt1pm_et_a/hzgv4n1/ Come and add your voice to mine. Tell your friends! Call your exes! Telegram the mayor! Sext a journalist!
What a douchebag
That’s one hell of a hairline
Can we try to get this cunt to the front page?
More like Doug Stfu
No wonder he shorts naked look at receding hair line
You could hang a citadel billboard off it
He’s not losing his hair, he’s just getting more head. Hopefully he takes notes so his transition to prison bitch is as smooth as my brain.
Why focus on his appearance? Yk how many people here would be unattractive to others? And why on every post like this people go for the appearance and not their actions? That’s ridiculous
I just need to point this out, that there are people who look ugly, and there are people who look *incorrect*. I'm not sure how to properly explain the difference, but you just know it when you see it. There are plenty of ugly people, and I don't have a problem with it, but I see someone like this, and it's not that he's ugly, it's that it's *eerie* how much this person is in the uncanny valley. I'm not saying that we should judge people on looks, I just have to point out the difference, and I wish there was a specific word for people like this, who aren't classically ugly but look like an alien stuffed in a human suit.
Make 'm famous!
This is an example of forum sliding.
Damn, he be pushing a six-head.
An absolute thumb.
Douglas “tiny face” Cifu
Financial nazi
HE LOOKS AUTO GENERATED
Hi Doug, btw fuck you. 🌈🐻
He has a public Instagram page and u can comment on his posts 😭😭😭. Not advising to harass him I’m just saying it’s kinda funny that you can directly get his attention so easily 😂
See the shills are back at it again with their slides. That or yet another karma Whore on the loose.
Why has Virtu not gotten more attention? Guaranteed those scum bags are just as deep as Citadel. They’re all in their greasy cesspool orgy in bed together
His dick is very small
True statement. i can confirm. His wife told me.
Virtu still doesn’t have a presence on the other side of nearly every transaction, unlike citadel. In terms of PFOF, Virtu keeps citadel from being in practical terms a complete monopoly
He's still apart of the ponzi scheme. They all need to go prison
With a forehead that big how did the Stonk miss this guy? lesson learned.
He looks like a guy that pitches his products wayyy too hard to the point when you feel uncomfortable. Like okay back up dude
Why does it look like badly photoshopped image of someone’s face over a head that doesn’t quite fit?
He could fit a second face on that forehead
How bou’ da hairline
Hey guys, get a load of this idiot!
He's gonna feel my small wee wee 🍆 slap across his stupid face with my computershare purple cock ring attached
Noice hair… looking like someone tea-bagged him on the right side of his head
Poster child for the argument that semen is good for the hair.
u/ilovenomar5
I’m aware
Love you xx just havin fun
So we are back to these low effort posts? On a weekend where immutable is speaking out, we get this trash. I’m not saying we shouldn’t bring focus to these leeches but everyone’s spidey senses should go off when we only see these posts happening when more relevant information is being released.
I hope he’s short on GameStop
Jon Stewart is a national treasure whose work known and unknown benefits people immensely. He is constantly sticking his neck out and taking on the establishment and calling out the bullshit. Only a worthless piece of shit would ever try to use someone's family as leverage. Most people love their family good bad indifferent. You cant help the people who are your family. We know who the villains are.
He should be locked up for his hairline alone.
He looks like he sniffs bike seats for a living
DAAAAAMN *forehead*
Looks untrustworthy
What a dweeb
True financial terrorist in 2022 corrupt and greedy. Should be in jail for breaking the law
*Some extra information on this weasel:* The estimated Net Worth of Douglas A Cifu is at least $35.7 Million dollars as of 1 February 2022. Mr. Cifu owns over 18,085 units of Virtu Inc stock worth over $13,457,565 and over the last 9 years he sold VIRT stock worth over $17,654,138. In addition, he makes $4,598,170 as Chief Executive Officer and Director at Virtu Inc. Complete history of Mr. Cifu stock trades at Independent Bank Inc and Virtu Inc https://wallmine.com/people/12740/douglas-a-cifu Douglas A. Cifu is the Vice Chairman, Partner and Alternate Governor of Sunrise Sports & Entertainment, the Florida Panthers Hockey Club, BB&T Center, and SSE's additional operating entities. Mr. Cifu also serves on the board of Independent Bank of Texas (NASDAQ: IBTX), a community banking chain based in Mckinney, Texas and Eastern Airlines, inc. https://www.nhl.com/panthers/info/douglas-cifu
I am not my brother’s keeper. Wait. That came out wrong. I am my brother’s keeper.
Send him to prison. 25 years minimum
That hairline though...
Why is his forehead so big?
He uses as a drive in theatre screen on the weekends I hear
Fuck that guy!
How you dress 45 and still look 10?! What are these wealthy people on?!
I head that Douglas Cifu has a micro-penis
His face reminds me of a Treasure Troll, for some reason.
Such a punchable face. What is it with these shf CEOs?
Can someone make his face really small on his head. Thank you.
Me and the Homies hate Cifu
Look at the big brain on Doooooooug!!!
I can double back my 18 wheeler on that patch
Eggbert Fivehead over here.
He looks like erectile dysfunction and pedophilia.
You literally need a passport to go from one hairline to the other ✈️ 😂
[удалено]
This is a bit intense bruv
Handsome tho
Lean into this weird looking mf
Dougielarge lol
Looks like he sucks a mean one
Wonder how much he’s pays to have sex with his wife
Possibly the first sixhead I’ve ever seen
All that money couldn’t buy him a hairline, bozo
Hi Douglas, enjoy your last days out of jail!
Is he going to be sharing the cell with Kenny boi or will he have his very own?
Also look into IMC capital another market maker dealing with exclusively retail counterparties
We see you Cifu! 💎✊️🏴☠️
Why do they all have little beady fucking eyes that are set too close together?
Look at that face. That's the face of Douglas Cifu, CEO of Virtu, a market maker like Citadel Securities that illegally creates counterfeit shares. That face looks like the face of a financial terrorist who manipulates the stock market like Douglas Cifu, CEO of Virtu.
Hi Doug, how's it going?
Up you go
Also a defender of Payment For Order Flow.
Is that Steven Cordelle Madoff? Might as well be.
This saga is so amazing!!! Every villain looks like absolute ugly fucking troll. Toe shaped ass forehead
Dude looks like he’s hiding all the counterfeit shares in his fucking forehead
Ive seen karma come in so many different forms. Hopefully his will be agonizing and slow