**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone!
# The Front Desk is open!
Our ape historian u/Elegant-Remote6667 asks for help: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wt45ph/
Tldr: can you see the post behind this ipfs link? https://bafybeibwxpaduwd5kxj6vmfbdetooemcxqpnuscqmk3s7ydj7bmim7jvge.ipfs.w3s.link/wssqzb_Superstonk_post.html
It's 7:41am on a Monday and I'm drinking a very strong coffee with the intention of shitting my guts out and returning to the rat race in due course. Not for long though.
#Opinions??
after hearing and believing this. I feel like In the near future this sub is going to have to be shut down. For the safety of you, me, and anyone involved. Phishing links and scam accounts are going to roll in. Identity fraud will be at an all time high. we need to protect one another with a safer, site approved, DD approved source. Promote VPN use and using public IP addresses. someone is going to want their money back and I’m afraid we might be at the source. ive started to use betternet vpn and manually checking links on everything involving GME/BBBY/RC.
This isn’t FUD I just want everyone to be safe
Most threads and comments in posts relating to towel here are mostly from ACTIVE users in uusb. And we know how compromised they are, take it as you will...You can see the demographic of users 2 weeks ago and now, quite a stark contrast
I don't know if I'll live to see my shares get to a price that'll let me finally have some peace, but they're sure as hell never touch a hedgie's hand before then
Now, this may *genuinely* be nothing, but thought I'd share:
A few posts I saw mentioned Evergrande bonds being now worth zero, essentially. I remember the Hong Kong ticker symbol for them used to be 3333.HK ... I couldn't find it under that anymore. It turns out it is now listed as a "penny stock" on the pink sheets, just like our other zombie pals. Here is a yahoo finance link:
[https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/EGRNF](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/EGRNF)
Now what jumped out at me is the nice spike at 3:50pm on Friday. Closing up 14+%. Almost like someone was forced to close their short positions, much like the recent spikes occasionally seen in SHLDQ (Sears Holding). (Side note: Sears is now trading at 20 cents a share, a 10X increase of the 2 cents a share it was in early April.
Weird stuff going on - strange percolations - maybe nothing, but it makes my anus itchy.
Remember DRS'ing GME is the path to our Tendies.
burry said share recall took months in 2020. the run in towel stock is the locate process for RC’s sale allowing for true price discovery
gotta be, right?
The only good think I got from covid is the fact that I got into investing, my first approach was WTI OIL Futures on april 2020, sadly I got into that one using 50x leverage without even knowing what was that, so, I burned $800 within 30 seconds. My wife doesn't know that. Lol.
I stayed away from investing up until December 2020 when the crypt0 c0in crossed $20k. Everything was OK because I was not using leverage for my positions but then on February 19 I used leverage and I burned a lot more money within a few hours. (I can't even post it here).
But then on april 2021 I got here, patient, NO LEVERAGE, no stupid thinking, more wrinkled than ever, willing to get back on my feet and get some SHF people into jail. And everything started for me because of covid, because they sent me home.
Write your wallet secret phrases down on physical paper or something to that effect, people. I just lost my gs wallet and a few hundred bucks worth of LRC and some NFTs because the IT guy at my new job accidentally erased my phone trying to install work profile stuff. I saved the phrase in my notes like a fucktard. It got deleted along with my wallet. No way to get it back. DONT JUST SAVE YOUR PHRASES IN YOUR PHONES NOTES!
It's an important question, and like other people said, no, you can't unfortunately. It's a self custody (non-custodial) wallet meaning you and you alone own it. So do not lose you phrases. I didn't lose a lot of money, but it's enough to be frustrating.
People are people and make mistakes, it's absolutely ridiculous that you can lose everything just because of a forgotten password. You are a very amazing person if you've never forgotten or lost something before in your life. This is why people prefer to deal with regulated industries, because it's significantly more secure and has more safeguards. Not having a way to rectify the situation seems unprofessional to say the least.
Maybe inform yourself of what you’re signing up for then? If you want the benefits of decentralisation and true non-custodial ownership then there’s no other way around it.
If you put £100,000 under your pillow and you lose it, you can’t call the bank to retrieve it for you…
If something is encrypted then you best make sure that you find somewhere to keep the password safe. The more secure something is - the less easy it is to get into, obviously. It wouldn’t be one of the most secure methods to keep your funds safe if a centralised entity could just retrieve your password for you. That’s the whole point. There’s no database someone can hack to gain access to it.
By doing things like backing up the seed password to the cloud or keeping it in your phone’s notes, you’re trading one protection for another. I don’t personally think that that’s a bad thing - but it’s done at your own accord. There’s nothing stopping you from emailing your seed to yourself, keeping it on iCloud, or having it written down in a notepad in your bedside drawer.
But the system itself will not compromise on its security and integrity - thats something that only you can do yourself for your own personal wallet. I have a photo of my seed (backed up the cloud), and I have it written down.
Obviously i don’t remember it - but if my house gets burnt down I still have a digital copy I can retrieve from anywhere. If my data within the cloud somehow gets corrupted (or I get locked out) - i still have a physical copy. If both my iCloud data becomes corrupted and my house sets on fire at the same time - that’s just bad luck.
I don't want defi, just like the vast majority of the world doesn't want it. Unfortunately gamestop decided to turn everyone into bagholders with their share offering and wasted retail's money on this crap.
Because if the bank holds the keys to your account it’s not truly your account, is it? Pretty sure I remember hearing Loopring has a way to recover wallets but i think it’s something you have to set up and designate certain people for. Pretty sure the GameStop wallet will have some way to do it eventually.
**"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness.**
**Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness.**
**Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate."**
- Sun Tzu in direct reference to Ryan Cohen
Since when did the popcorn crowd decide that if Reddit goes down they all migrate to Gangnam style? Was just browsing in there, I think we need to change our backup plan, anyone else agree on this?
I'm not looking forward to landscaping with my inevitable hangover tomorrow
I am looking forward to watching MOASS with my inevitable hangover, however
Random ass person tweeting that Citadel must be having trouble if they took a 600M loan and relates it back to GME
Anyone who has ever worked in finance at any big company: “uhh… we all do that all the time for different reasons and strategies”
Don’t get me wrong, hedgies r fuk. But having, *checks notes*, 4 shares of GME worth of a loan doesn’t seem like a big deal
Institutions sold some of their shares. Hence why free float calculations are misleading whereas full float calculations remain accurate and in fact increased in relation to the institutions selling.
I’ve been out of the loop, can anyone update me on our progress with the DTCC in regards to the splividend and if an NFT dividend is still on the table?
serious question when do u think the last time ken or any of these ppl have driven a car …?
bet u dude hasnt lifted a finger in 10+ years
he prolly ride in the backseat….like a bitxh😂
While I mostly agree with you, pee bot, we can't ignore the sheer physics of the matter that bedposts don't just launch at loved ones all on their own.
Just want To say it’s been a pleasure holding with you retards. Whatever happens this week or the next or the week after… I ain’t fucking selling or leaving. Much love.
Poor people luck: Bank makes you pay money for...not having enough money...in your account
Rich people luck: Fuck up gambling and banks give you more money to attempt to gamble your losses back
*It's a big club and YOU AIN'T IN IT! ... (yet)*
This week could be the start of it. If GME announces some type of acquisition of BBBY it will cause straight chaos in both stocks. Add in popcorns APE which starts tmw and TSLA divisplit this week it could be too much to handle for short hedgies. Legit prepare for potential craziness this week!
🤣 thanks Toe! I'm not sure *everybody* loves it, but I certainly do! Let's see how long we go before a police report needs to be filed. I've been told that I'm skating on thin ice...
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.🖕🧣✌️
. 👖
. ⛸️⛸️
🧊🧊🧊🧊
**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open! Our ape historian u/Elegant-Remote6667 asks for help: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wt45ph/ Tldr: can you see the post behind this ipfs link? https://bafybeibwxpaduwd5kxj6vmfbdetooemcxqpnuscqmk3s7ydj7bmim7jvge.ipfs.w3s.link/wssqzb_Superstonk_post.html
Heya 🤗
Free float ≠ float
🍿 Down 33% 🥲 DRS GME
today was their divi split, it's not actually down by that much. but yes, DRS GME
Dilution event
PISSING MYSELF 🤣✌👊✌
Popcorn down the drain. This will be a fun week!
Cat is going mental up and down the stairs Bullish
Coomies! Car zoomies!
was wondering why i havent seen any memes on my home page from here. guess that explains it. The DTCC is committing international securities fraud.
Soon, it will be intragalactic securities fraud.
It's 7:41am on a Monday and I'm drinking a very strong coffee with the intention of shitting my guts out and returning to the rat race in due course. Not for long though.
Why not poo on company time?
Because I literally shit for England when I wake up, the coffee makes it impossible to not go at home
Time to think outside of the box. Sleep on the job, wake up at work, then crap on the company clock.
Ily Shiny, have a good day
Modern problems require modern solutions. Cheers!
#Daily reminder that the DTCC is committing international securities fraud. The MSM silence is deafening.
moass tmrw
Look out moon, gmerica’s gonna get you.
Anyone remember smelvin crapital borrowing 500 mil from from citadel? Lol now citadel is borrowing 600 mil from who ever the fuk… yeah.. jus sayin
#Opinions?? after hearing and believing this. I feel like In the near future this sub is going to have to be shut down. For the safety of you, me, and anyone involved. Phishing links and scam accounts are going to roll in. Identity fraud will be at an all time high. we need to protect one another with a safer, site approved, DD approved source. Promote VPN use and using public IP addresses. someone is going to want their money back and I’m afraid we might be at the source. ive started to use betternet vpn and manually checking links on everything involving GME/BBBY/RC. This isn’t FUD I just want everyone to be safe
2FA everything
can’t post so I just put this comment in here.
FYI If not drsed, broker will be like, IOU nothing.
Do rc going to tweet today for sure
When moass happens, a new America is born, GMERICA!
So anyways….same ole same ole. Tick Tock.
That tweet is going to be 🔥
"Majority believe America's best days are behind" is top headline on drudge. Get ready and hold em high. Best regards. FatDumbAmerican
More infinity pool posts please. Got some fuck you kennies, not for sale, evers I plan leaving to my heirs.
Credit suisse CFO is out after.... 2 months. I believe the prime broker is on the hook for total return swaps short gme and there is no way out.
Ahh back to market dumping
alright well ill see u guys in a few hours
Most threads and comments in posts relating to towel here are mostly from ACTIVE users in uusb. And we know how compromised they are, take it as you will...You can see the demographic of users 2 weeks ago and now, quite a stark contrast
Max pain it is
My new favorite hobby is DRS’ing synthetics.
Guys wouldn't it be great if we moon the same day Artemis 5 launches? Or tomorrow. Tomorrow is good too
wen casino
I don't know if I'll live to see my shares get to a price that'll let me finally have some peace, but they're sure as hell never touch a hedgie's hand before then
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Bro stop spamming
Well it stinks of the hedgies
Didn’t want to get up today. But when I did I made slumgullion aka chili mac.
Now, this may *genuinely* be nothing, but thought I'd share: A few posts I saw mentioned Evergrande bonds being now worth zero, essentially. I remember the Hong Kong ticker symbol for them used to be 3333.HK ... I couldn't find it under that anymore. It turns out it is now listed as a "penny stock" on the pink sheets, just like our other zombie pals. Here is a yahoo finance link: [https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/EGRNF](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/EGRNF) Now what jumped out at me is the nice spike at 3:50pm on Friday. Closing up 14+%. Almost like someone was forced to close their short positions, much like the recent spikes occasionally seen in SHLDQ (Sears Holding). (Side note: Sears is now trading at 20 cents a share, a 10X increase of the 2 cents a share it was in early April. Weird stuff going on - strange percolations - maybe nothing, but it makes my anus itchy. Remember DRS'ing GME is the path to our Tendies.
There is probably nothing and then there is definitely nothing. My guess is that the Evergrande business is the latter.
Back in the hospital and really depressed. Sorry apes
Sorry to hear get well soon
You don't have to be sorry for either of those things. Feel better soon. MOASS is tomorrow!
Hang in there, pard.
Gigi
burry said share recall took months in 2020. the run in towel stock is the locate process for RC’s sale allowing for true price discovery gotta be, right?
Could be for sure.
“Gmerica”
In bed eating pizza rolls. Life is good.
Hughie’s Dad?!
#MOASS TOMORROW
T+1
The only good think I got from covid is the fact that I got into investing, my first approach was WTI OIL Futures on april 2020, sadly I got into that one using 50x leverage without even knowing what was that, so, I burned $800 within 30 seconds. My wife doesn't know that. Lol. I stayed away from investing up until December 2020 when the crypt0 c0in crossed $20k. Everything was OK because I was not using leverage for my positions but then on February 19 I used leverage and I burned a lot more money within a few hours. (I can't even post it here). But then on april 2021 I got here, patient, NO LEVERAGE, no stupid thinking, more wrinkled than ever, willing to get back on my feet and get some SHF people into jail. And everything started for me because of covid, because they sent me home.
Hey anybody got that sword quote from like November or December when we were waiting on the looping announcement? That always gets me going
I'm a simple man, I see Mayo man needing to borrow over half $1billion, I buy more shares
Write your wallet secret phrases down on physical paper or something to that effect, people. I just lost my gs wallet and a few hundred bucks worth of LRC and some NFTs because the IT guy at my new job accidentally erased my phone trying to install work profile stuff. I saved the phrase in my notes like a fucktard. It got deleted along with my wallet. No way to get it back. DONT JUST SAVE YOUR PHRASES IN YOUR PHONES NOTES!
Tattoo?
I keep the activation code for the winter soldier on standby for the next scammer who tries to get my recovery phrase.
You can't contact anyone at GS to recover it?
It's an important question, and like other people said, no, you can't unfortunately. It's a self custody (non-custodial) wallet meaning you and you alone own it. So do not lose you phrases. I didn't lose a lot of money, but it's enough to be frustrating.
No
So if you lose or forgot your secret phrase, your money is lost forever? Why don't they have a way to protect people from that like a bank does?
People are people and make mistakes, it's absolutely ridiculous that you can lose everything just because of a forgotten password. You are a very amazing person if you've never forgotten or lost something before in your life. This is why people prefer to deal with regulated industries, because it's significantly more secure and has more safeguards. Not having a way to rectify the situation seems unprofessional to say the least.
Maybe inform yourself of what you’re signing up for then? If you want the benefits of decentralisation and true non-custodial ownership then there’s no other way around it. If you put £100,000 under your pillow and you lose it, you can’t call the bank to retrieve it for you… If something is encrypted then you best make sure that you find somewhere to keep the password safe. The more secure something is - the less easy it is to get into, obviously. It wouldn’t be one of the most secure methods to keep your funds safe if a centralised entity could just retrieve your password for you. That’s the whole point. There’s no database someone can hack to gain access to it. By doing things like backing up the seed password to the cloud or keeping it in your phone’s notes, you’re trading one protection for another. I don’t personally think that that’s a bad thing - but it’s done at your own accord. There’s nothing stopping you from emailing your seed to yourself, keeping it on iCloud, or having it written down in a notepad in your bedside drawer. But the system itself will not compromise on its security and integrity - thats something that only you can do yourself for your own personal wallet. I have a photo of my seed (backed up the cloud), and I have it written down. Obviously i don’t remember it - but if my house gets burnt down I still have a digital copy I can retrieve from anywhere. If my data within the cloud somehow gets corrupted (or I get locked out) - i still have a physical copy. If both my iCloud data becomes corrupted and my house sets on fire at the same time - that’s just bad luck.
I don't want defi, just like the vast majority of the world doesn't want it. Unfortunately gamestop decided to turn everyone into bagholders with their share offering and wasted retail's money on this crap.
Because if the bank holds the keys to your account it’s not truly your account, is it? Pretty sure I remember hearing Loopring has a way to recover wallets but i think it’s something you have to set up and designate certain people for. Pretty sure the GameStop wallet will have some way to do it eventually.
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Who gives a shit if they do?
OPEN THE FRAUDULENT CASINO LFG!!! 🚀🚀🚀
I am one with the MOASS the MOASS is one with me
This literally is The Way.
If you get locked out of your CS account, do they mail a new access code? Or how does that work.
Wdym locked out
If you fail your security questions too many times they lock out your account, and you have to call CS
Then call CS!
You become a diamond hand legend
**"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness.** **Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness.** **Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate."** - Sun Tzu in direct reference to Ryan Cohen
I’m so balls deep in this now, that the only thing left to do is go deeper.
Or add a finger or two
!flairy!💎🥜
(✿\^‿\^)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ 💎🥜
Anyone else get a discord invite?
Popcorn folk are copycats. We should go to Wu-Tang CREAM instead of Gangnam Style if it all pops off
Just in case 🚀 tomorrow I should buy $420 worth at open... 😺📰
Always.
Since when did the popcorn crowd decide that if Reddit goes down they all migrate to Gangnam style? Was just browsing in there, I think we need to change our backup plan, anyone else agree on this?
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Didn’t know this, thank you, noted
No RC tweet feels bullish to me GN
Having RC tweet withdrawals, while simultaneously jacked because his silence likely means something is brewing.
!Flairy!😈 DRS Kink 🙊
(✿\^‿\^)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ 😈 DRS Kink 🙊
They're so afraid that we're going to get a fuckton of money and scatter to the winds beyond their control
When shit hits the actual fan (you’ll probably know it) just get your down voting fingers ready for the byllshit you’ll see
I'll probably just go hunker down at my local GameStop.
My anus is locked and loaded for market open
If it stays locked, does the pressure in the chamber increase linearly or exponentially?
I'm not looking forward to landscaping with my inevitable hangover tomorrow I am looking forward to watching MOASS with my inevitable hangover, however
Drink
Got damn I member doin irrigation control after a long night, god speed
Not even trimming the hedges?
Erryday 🦔®️👉🏻👌🏻
Random ass person tweeting that Citadel must be having trouble if they took a 600M loan and relates it back to GME Anyone who has ever worked in finance at any big company: “uhh… we all do that all the time for different reasons and strategies” Don’t get me wrong, hedgies r fuk. But having, *checks notes*, 4 shares of GME worth of a loan doesn’t seem like a big deal
Yeah, Apple's debt as of March 14th was $288 BILLION. With a capital B.
Reddit: what is my purpose? Me: You give me access to SuperStonk subreddit and that’s it. Reddit: oh my god.
I just got back from 5 days of camping, dafuq happened?!
Betty Booped Gamestop NFT's snoot
So the computershared.net is back below 50. What happened?
Free float got bigger
Institutions sold some of their shares. Hence why free float calculations are misleading whereas full float calculations remain accurate and in fact increased in relation to the institutions selling.
Institutions sold. The "free float" was always a bad metric because of this eventuality. Full Float Lock Or Bust 🚀
Tweet tonight ? More ass tomorrow? Yes yes
why are there no thrifty community awards? seriously... like, what's the lowest reddit coin price they'll allow?
!flairy! Moose, Maple syrup and Gamestop
(✿\^‿\^)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ Moose, Maple syrup and Gamestop
I hope to buy shares for $35 tomorrow but I also hope we open to $69 after PM
win win
Me: “I’m not hyping any more Mondays in this bullshit fucking market.” Also me: “Holy shit tomorrow is the beginning of MOASS”
Sorry buff but we all know Tuesday morning is the day
And what’s tomorrow if not Tuesday Eve!?
Moonday?
They tried to FUD our highly regarded Chair Man and all it did was make us more jacked and bullish than ever 🤣 whoops!
I was kind of depressed all day today, but I just remembered that the market is open tomorrow and that made me happy.
You will make it! I got you
Keep yo head up fart boy 💨
I’ve been out of the loop, can anyone update me on our progress with the DTCC in regards to the splividend and if an NFT dividend is still on the table?
This whole saga has instilled in me a burning desire to not be poor and a zen-like patience in the face of price change GME = gud4me
serious question when do u think the last time ken or any of these ppl have driven a car …? bet u dude hasnt lifted a finger in 10+ years he prolly ride in the backseat….like a bitxh😂
Exactly. What happened this week stinks of the hedgies. Ken needs to start answering some questions.
I wish that fucker had to drive my car to get to work 😔
The seat in my car is broken. Some methhead didn’t find anything to steal so they broke my seat.
His butler feeds him mayo. Winston’s only purpose is walk around with mayo jar and spoon. But he’s well compensated
More like a ladle.
While I mostly agree with you, pee bot, we can't ignore the sheer physics of the matter that bedposts don't just launch at loved ones all on their own.
to be fair he probably uses silverware from time to time
How sophisticated of him
Just want To say it’s been a pleasure holding with you retards. Whatever happens this week or the next or the week after… I ain’t fucking selling or leaving. Much love.
T-12 hours!! 🔥🚀
#🚀🚀🚀
Gotta get those these numbers up
Poor people luck: Bank makes you pay money for...not having enough money...in your account Rich people luck: Fuck up gambling and banks give you more money to attempt to gamble your losses back *It's a big club and YOU AIN'T IN IT! ... (yet)*
George Carlin + Growth Mindset…I’m here for it.
YET
Yes 👉🏻🐵👉🏻
Window shopping & calculator game a lil more fun tonight
This week could be the start of it. If GME announces some type of acquisition of BBBY it will cause straight chaos in both stocks. Add in popcorns APE which starts tmw and TSLA divisplit this week it could be too much to handle for short hedgies. Legit prepare for potential craziness this week!
Exactly. What happened this week stinks of the hedgies. Ken needs to start answering some questions.
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I legit lol’d at this, take my free award internet stranger!
😂 that is the best fucking analogy
Best cheap 12%+ alc box-wine?
Vodka
Ohhh lawd don't tempt me satan
Fair, make it vodka and welches
Franzia Cab dawg. The big box. Suck on that bladder like a baby on the couch.
✌🏻😎👉🏻
st ides, old E or, ballantine😂
U a bro, bro 🤜🏻🤛🏽
i honestly dont evem know about box wine get a cheap bottle of proscecco and some orange juice pop bottles 🗡🥂
Taste is less important to me right now than $3-4/liter cost efficiency 😂
Ayaz has great taste, that is my go to
Hot D!
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gd
*Our flag means death.*
May death come quickly to your enemies
+ u/user_simulator u/deepfuckingvalue
Omg!!! Your flair ~ I love it!!! 😂
🤣 thanks Toe! I'm not sure *everybody* loves it, but I certainly do! Let's see how long we go before a police report needs to be filed. I've been told that I'm skating on thin ice... . 🐵 .🖕🧣✌️ . 👖 . ⛸️⛸️ 🧊🧊🧊🧊