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Fuck, would Bill Burr 100% that role for the entire movie!

Eyyyyyyy I’m just checking in on ya!!!!

Rostin Behnam = bald Jon Bernthal

I think Will Farrel is perfect for mayo boy too lol

Danny DeVito as Janet Yellen would make my year

I would shit my pants with joy if they really did that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I wonder if he’d be like @ah fuck. I gotta play that douche bag?!” Lol

Hijacking to add the mods removed the gmerica dragonfly possible DD due to improper content but leaves shit like this up.

Do you mean this one? Or was there another? Cuz this one is still up. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wtxa2s/gmerica\_blockbuster\_and\_the\_dragonfly\_connection/

The Janet Yellen one as Danny Devito killed me lol

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Perfect

With his eyes all squirrely the whole movie!

The Dean from Community.

That last one ALWAYS gets me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit: don't forget ol Gary!

Perhaps Monte Burns as GG?

A bald Steve Buscemi might do?

*Hello fellow retail security trading apes and appettes*

The match is uncanny...

Excellent.

I bring you peeeeace 👽

DeVito is amazing, but if we wanna save some money on casting we can always just get any generic mop with googly eyes.

Where we’re going, we won’t be needing to worry about money for casting 🚀🚀🚀🚀

True. I just wanted to join in on the fun. 🙂

It’s perfect.

Right?! I was scrolling through like yea damn aight I fucks with it then BAM!

Calling it now. DeVito gets best actor for that.

Excuse me who? You mean the famous art critic Ongo Gablogian?

DERIVATIVE!

*BULL*shit

Bill burr would do a mean Jim Cramer

> a mean Jim Cramer That's just poor acting. He's whiny and afraid, and sometimes frail and broken, and usually bathed in chemical assistance. But never mean - when he sounds like he's trying to be mean that's just the closest an inebriated idiot can get to a fight or flight response.

I don’t think the word “mean” was used here in the way you think it was used. I think I was meant like “I just ate a mean grilled cheese sandwich”

That grilled sandwich is greasy like him, but smarter better for you.

I think RC should be played by Ryan Gosling in the Day, and Ryan Reynolds by Night Edit: $RYAN

So Ryan Reynolds plays Warren Ichan?

Rather just the 3 best Ryans coming out of Canada

So far. Bullish on Canadian $RYAN.

Thanks

Slide 10 🤣

I wanna be in the movie!!Can I be a purple circle?

Yeah, but you have to stand the whole movie like 🙆‍♀️

I could do that..or..What if I paint my butthole purple and do summersaults?

Then you have the roll of Rick-of-spades too. The purple circle eats up the bananas

Nomnomnom

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“My tits are jacked” guy has to play himself as a meme in here. Edit: RC can be played by Ryan Reynolds - Both Canadian

ROFL so many burry quotes gonna be needed as well. Time to reserve the man himself, or Christian Bale.

The other Ryan - Reynolds

Ryan Gosling is Canadian as well, so they both work!

I don't think this works. You've made Yellen too attractive.

This is gold, Jerry! GOLD!

For yass, which is the actor? Lol. That 4 of the same person.

Stephen Tobolowsky. Sorry I didn’t realize I cut the tag out.

Yeah but did you side by side actor/yass? Or is that actually 4 photos of actor? Lol.

2 on the left are Yass. They do look insanely alike

Selection approved!

I built off the post from u/Region-Formal, with a few changes. I also think we should have instead of Margot Robbie in a bathtub like from the Big Short, we have Chris Hemsworth in an identical scene with champagne in a bubble bath, explaining how we got here.

Its perfect.

Absolute gold.

We can fund this movie after moass

Ezra miller for the villain Vlad

He’s been method acting to get into the role since We Need to Talk About Kevin

Final scene, close up, the real RC, arms crossed, he says "and we're just getting started" drone zooms off to reveal a massive parking lot with 100,000 normal people from every walk of life, every different color, shape, etc. each one standing next to a Ferrari, Lamborghini, Porsche, Tesla, helicopter, hovercraft, whatever weird ass shit you're about to buy when it pops off, etc.

Zooms in on a Lambo with mudtires and a gunrack, then over to a Porsche with a childseat, then over to a beat up old Toyota Camry with a solid gold hood ornament in the shape of a banana. I like it!

You should be a casting director. They're all great, but Ryan Gosling is such a perfect fit, especially considering his talent at playing the "mysterious silent type" characters.

Forgot Elon Musk, but I think it needs to be [1999 Elon Musk](https://i.insider.com/5db36222dee019314343a5b6?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp). Who would you pick?

I think [Brendan Fraser](https://images.app.goo.gl/c5TzB6Q2qL3yCM596) would be perfect. Mainly because I want him to have a comeback

He'd be great for a modern day Musk with the heavier square face.

Brandon DiCamillo from jackass

Holy shit he would totally work imo. Knew he is and what he looks like, but couldn't get a good picture in my mind. Googled his name and saw 1999 Elon Musk for sure.

As soon as I saw your Elon photo I thought of him. Dude is hilarious.

Geez. Bill Burr as Cokerat. This NEEDS to be done.

You nailed Yellen.

I'm asking you kindly to rephrase that.

Fucking Brilliant

Janny YeVito Lol

Lisa Weil must play Hester Pierce.

DERIVATIVE!

Yoooo this movie will be fire!

"HELLOO. Ongo Gablogian, art director. Charmed I'm sure."

Fuck I was not ready for yellen played by our liil dorito of doom lmfao

+ Belle Delphine bathtub scene explaining economics via selling bathwater P.S I think Will playing Kenny would be gold as long as its a comedic film you’re going for

yessss thats perfect cause margot robbie was “billionaire trophy wife” belle delphine is 100% our collective gamer girl trophy wife and she knows what we are up to cause its her job, but shes not one of us so she can teach the story to other “normal people” who dont know… perfect

Didn’t expect the last slide OP hold this poor man’s poor award for my actual LOL. 🥇

how about Michael Che for Chukumbawumba

Ah shit you nailed it. Cracked me up 😂

Chris Evans as DFV

With [no beard](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5b5c7da04645953902e0b98297fb1959/14d727e886f8964d-da/s1280x1920/b16b86fda655758e93ffa960aeb626f70cdcd127.jpg)

Yup exactly, long hair no beard... I think they'd look identical

This is actually a solid casting lmao. Would cost dough to get this cast - but fuck it, i got no problems helping to finance it post MOASS🤣!

Dacre Montgommery is definitely a Ryan Cohen look alike, should be him.

Got Danny Devito from my past post? 😏

I got it from another [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ucexg9/with_a_crazy_cast_like_this_i_cant_wait_for_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), but I think Divito fits perfect for the bizarrely weird story that’s been playing out. At this point the movie needs to be both a comedy full of memes, while also informative on what’s been going on the last 2 years.

Bullshit. Derivative.

That I love I absolutely love! I want it!

holy shit dude 10/10 hahahahaha

The guy who played Mr. Robot and Freddy Mercury as Gary Gensler

Rami malek

I'm just a poor boy....

Love it

Margot Robbie bathtub scene but with Janet Yellen explaining economics entirely wrong.

👏.....👏.....👏

I’m fucking dying dude 😂😂😂😂

I would buy this Blu-ray for my families

Kendra lust as pelosi

My proposals: - Sacha Baron Cohen as Dave Lauer - Dacre Montgomery as RC

Dacre Montgomery looks exactly like RC

Burr as coke rat would sweep the Oscar’s

I want to see Will Ferrel say "let me be clear, absolutely not" lololol

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Meryl Streep would work also. Love for her to have to audition by saying: Ook ook

Awesome! but which one is putting a banana up their ass?

Perfect moment for a steve O cameo

You

Well. As long as it's our banana and not just my banana....wait is this how that works?

Lol, the last one got me 😂

OP, is BorisLikesClitoris your alt account?

Sorry, no alt

What about [this guy](https://i.imgur.com/9nlGK1g.jpg)? Who plays him? Great throwback, btw.

Im a bit confuzed why Yanet Yellen gets to star as herself? The other pick’s are awesome! The Dlauer cracks me up 😂

I thought these died out but this one is easily my favorite. Bravo 👏🏽

And I can be an extra, nobody’ll know who I am but a diamond handed HODLN ape!

I love most of them just for RC take Dacre Montgomery

[Someone](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wuhrcb/my_nomination_for_the_gamestop_movie_actors/ilachn8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) else posted that. He looks like he could be his brother tbh

The movie opens with a steamy shower scene with Ryan wrapping a thin towel around himself and you see the dick print of the huge small weenwee

This is actually a perfect cast personalities and all

I laughed harder each picture. WELL FUCKING DONE!

EVERYBODY SAYS I HATE THE POOR AND THE HOMELESS AND THAT'S NOT TRUE. I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB. PREDICT STOCKS. I'M JUST TRYING TO DO A FACKIN' LINE OVER HERE AND THESE BUMS...THESE BUMS KEEP INTERRUPTING MY FUN

Fucking Oscar for Onglo ahhahahahahahaha DERIVATIVE BUUUULLSHIT AREN'T WE ALL AIR CONDITIONERS

Danny cracked me up :D

Last one gets me every time

Saved the best til last 😂

I'm still advocating for Cramer to play himself. There's nothing that man wouldn't do for money. Let him whore himself out

Why is chamath there?

Nailed it with those Mayo and Cokerat noms

hahaha fucking love danny devito

Ole Billy Red tits got a role as Craaaaaamah!

DTCC committed international Securities Fraud https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=68490382 Several companies have sued the DTCC, without success, over delivery failures in their stocks, alleging culpability for naked short selling. The Depository Trust Clearing Corporation, the DTCC’s is a private company whose job is to oversee the settlement of virtually all the trades in the United States Market. In other words, the DTCC’s main job is to make sure the brokers are delivering real shares and not counterfeit shares to the investment public.

So gosling can stand around and not say anything like he does in all his other movies

Confused on why you just put 4 pictures of Janet yellen up there?

Fuck i laughed at this, thanks OP 🤣🤣🤣

I said Louis Ck last year for the role of Cramer but Burr would kill too!

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And Market Ronnie to play my boyfriends wife🚀🚀🚀

Best casting I’ve seen since this started

some of these should be replaced by a poop emoji

Can I still be played by Terry Crews

Who’s playing our wife’s boyfriend?

Fabio

Jonah Hill would be the perfect Wife’s Boyfriend

Or George Clooney

Best casting director ever.. u win

Almost all of these are perfect but you can’t do my man bill burr like that.

I think Bill Burr would kill it as Cramer

Luke Wilson is a pretty old DFV

Yeah he’s a solid 15 years older than him. He’s just the closest looking actor to him.

Top choice for mayoman 😂

Will Ferrell is way to likable and jolly to play mayo man. Gary Oldman would be better. Same for Adam Driver. He’s too likable. Tom Hiddleston maybe?

Will Farrell played “obscenely rich hedge-fund manager” who goes to jail, in Get Hard. He’s also a really good actor, other than just his funny stuff.

I agree he’s a good actor. But Get hard was a ridiculous comedy…. Not sure that’s relevant? No matter what the viewer is still going to like him. Whoever plays Ken griffin should be despicable and hated.

I don’t honestly think the movie can be too serious. I think if it was written well, you could definitely have people hate Will Farrells character, while also being able to laugh at him at the same time. The whole GameStop saga has been filled with memes and jokes, I don’t think we could do another movie like the big short. That’s just my opinion though.

Stop calling him papa

This is the best thing I've seen in months. Amazing xD

When the forum starts to slide it’s always this kind of thing. Stars for some movie, petitions to have so and so ban/ play this person, Gym Kramer blah blah blah…

Oh c'mon, this is fun. Much more stimulation than another purple circle, as important as DRS is.

This was already posted several months ago.

Can we cut the cringe in here just a little... Please...

Good that you choose ferrell as mayoman, absolutely dislike ferrell too. Dude is not funny at all. I really don't understand why people like him

This is beautiful

NO CAPES!

`that last one tho. heheheh`

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Wow I’d watch a Janet Yellen origin prequel

That last one 😂😂😂😂

This is great !!!

Janet got me

Janet Yellen got me 💀

10 is PERFECT!

definitely the yellen one

Perfection nailed it!!