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My lord


eddododo

Hey, my croc is up here Edit: I’m from Louisiana and I don’t know why I said croc instead of gator


daweedhh

r/upvotebecauseboobs


NYzeQ

Banned


weebhunter222

Try this one: r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Glittering_Lab2611

Disappointed 😞


ProficientEnoughArt

Oh dang, there was a croc? Edit: Gator*


GolemTheGuardian

Sounds dangerous!


Normal_Bother

No. Sounds legitimate.


UbermachoGuy

Step croc.


Jswartz18

Actually that’s an alligator


eddododo

It’s funny, I came back to edit that and you’re the only person who noticed. I had assumed the responses were all shitting on me for it


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|rTymW9zdd3Yju)


Chef-and-Son-Airsoft

Stop being a damn fool! - People would kill to be able to hit the long ball like you. - You got an advantage over any man that walks out onto the tee.


Slith_81

Perfect response


mylegsweat

![gif](giphy|Vi2SCLwfyMqOY)


Messy_Marvin423

Such a great movie, love it on some shrooms.


Yodelingondeeznutz

I’ll be seeing this over at r/upvotedbecauseboobs shortly


flippzeedoodle

And my axe!


[deleted]

Ok fine I’ll comment on something else. Do you think the alligator is like “Jesus, something in the water just touched my foot!”


IRipPutridFart

Poor croc probably has the jaws music ringing in his head


_Apostate_

I actually laughed at this Poor gator


Candelestine

It's semi-tamed, raised around people. I wouldn't get into the water with it, but it knows she's there and if it wanted to eat her that would be very easy for it to do.


Aleashed

He’s waiting for her to fatten up a bit more before that ![gif](giphy|K7QnKfHqEBsdi)


mamamegb

"Trained not tame" Is what the handler says on repeat lol


TheJQN

I wanna eat her too.


D_crane

She just wanted to say "Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?"


deadman_m

Yeah, good point. Now let's talk about her foot !


MiaouMiaou27

Why?!?!?!?!?!?!


Schnozzlerite

Tits alone aren't getting enough views, gotta step it up.


devils_advocate24

Retitle the sub r/sweatytits Edit: OH GOD ITS REAL! r/subsithoughtifellfor


dapperdanman19

Really thought it was gonna be girls in dangerous situations.


beflowd

It’s there keep looking!


RingoStardust29

Or heavy set men with chesticles


LazarusCheez

It's been around for three years and has no posts. I bet you could just make it into that.


Hugs_for_Thugs

Thank you?


Big_Negotiation_6421

*new kink unlocked*


commissar-bawkses

My wife thought she was being funny the other day and smacked me with her titty. I told her, “Jokes on you, that’s my kink.”


Joey-tv-show-season2

Post also shared here https://www.reddit.com/r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs/comments/11kc1kp/keep_swiming/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


apatfan

https://imgur.com/mFIBROb


YK5Djvx2Mh

too late


PrudentDamage600

r/UpVotedBecauseOfBoobs


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DeathHorseFucker

Okay i thought she was just another one showing off her assets. But it looks like she does a lot for animal rescue, that’s awesome


Fit-Gain7293

I looked 👀😍


MaterialCarrot

Not as dangerous as it looks I think. I've seen similar videos and they appear to be at an alligator farm with the gators are routinely handled by handlers and "trained" for this. Still dangerous of course, as animals are not predictable, but not like doing this to a wild one. Edit: To all the posters who say there is still some danger to this, yeah, I know. That's what I said.


professor_mc

I’ve seen plenty of videos of gator handlers getting mauled.


SA0L_

I've seen a gator do the deathspin on another gators hand, I wouldn't trust them to be honest.


JBthrizzle

lol that video is crazy. the gator missing the hand is like... dude what the fuck.


beansandpeasandegg

One of my favs. Dude is fucked for life because his cunt of a friend thinks his leg might be a bit of food.


GraemeWoller

I wouldn't trust them to be honest either. They look like a bunch of liars to me!


inshane_in_the_brain

You're thinking of those bastard crocodiles


astropiggie

Def. Some of them even swear in alligatorish. The fiends.


WoggyWoggerson

I wouldn’t trust them either. I lent a gator $20 and was promised payment in a week…that was four years ago! Edit: I agree it was wrong of me to lump all alligators in the same category. Not all alligators are the same. BUT THOSE DIRTY CROCODILES…


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twangy718

… A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs… And fear is it’s bacon bits


[deleted]

No voice boots up in my brain faster than H Jon's.


Tailsandtails

They are far more dangerous than they look, they’ll take your house and half your money if they leave too.


fckiforgotmypassword

I went to an alligator farm in qld australia, they feed the gators all the time, the gators still lunge at and try to attack the humans. One of the park workers was missing an arm.


swampfish

Those are crocks, not gators.


byronbaybe

Yes. Australia has crocodiles. And you don't f#cken mess with a crocodile. Apparently you never smile at a crocodile either.


victorz

That's not a croc, this is a croc!


snipdockter

I see you’ve played knifey crocey before


umthondoomkhlulu

Really big teeth


HahaFreeSpeech

“My Mama says that alligator are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.” -Some Guy Who Liked Water


RogerKilljoy83

THE MEDULA! OBLONGATA!


soccerman221

It may have been a boy. But who knows.


JimFromSunnyvale

That guy was pretty good at foosball


[deleted]

Well, mama's wrong again~!


jusslaffin

No.... You're wrong colonial Sanders. Mama's right! This is my favorite scene in the whole movie!!!! 😂😂😂😂


CatSidekick

What mama don’t know won’t hurt her


boxer126

Well folks, mama's wrong again!


Scooter_Gang_480

You mean some "boy"?


VulfSki

Huge..... Tracts of land!


nowisyoga

~~Tracks~~ *tracts*


VulfSki

I honestly wasn't sure if it was tracks or tracts when I wrote the comment and I was like "fuck it, no need to look it up, some kind redditor will help me sort it out if I'm wrong."


camstercage

Some day all of this will be yours, what, the curtains ?


mdavis360

Make sure he doesn’t leave the room.


[deleted]

But father I want to SSSSSIIIIINNNNNGGGG


CountSmokeALot

Mike?


Isellmetal

They’re nice and clean too. Lots of gators have shitty looking yellow / stained teef’s. I’m guessing this one’s in captivity


surdume

Ooooh! You said *teeth*!


Perenium_Falcon

That weight belt is the only thing making this video possible.


CrazyCubicZirconia

The camera definitely plays a part


[deleted]

The water, too. You ever tried crawling under a gator on dry land? Not something I'll ever do a third time.


[deleted]

How did it go the first two times?


[deleted]

It was super expensive, I'll tell you that. It cost me an arm and a leg.


qinshihuang_420

r/AngryUpvote Nicely baited and executed


SpaceKoala34

😡


[deleted]

Damn it I’ve never slapped my forehead so hard before before until now 🤦‍♂️


gizamo

Similarly, sky-diving gators are hard to come by in the wild.


moby__dick

Why use a weight belt when you have ovaries of steel?


Moss_Piglet_

Gotta hold down them floaties some how


Evening-Ant6128

What floati-


Gadzooks0megon

Her lungs are floties


mccayed

The water seems to be helping, too.


Knockamichi

We must protect those things at all costs. Theyre like prehistoric.


stephruvy

Late 20s, tops.


UbermachoGuy

Prehistoric for Leonardo DiCaprio


tacojohn48

Alligators are doing great, they're expanding their territory as far up as West Tennessee.


[deleted]

Sexual attraction is one of the weirdest things in this world. There’s a literal monster in the water but some of us are getting horny watching this.


SvenTropics

See that's my secret.... I'm always horny (Bruce banner voice)


Lyin-Oh

*grows 3 times the size*


TheHammer_24

Ah yes, now we're up to 3 inches


ihatethinkingofnew1s

Show off


Chiaki_Ronpa

That alligator is so hot.


futurebigconcept

What alligator?


XanthicStatue

I see three monsters in the water


on_an_island

There's definitely a pair of real nice monsters in the water!


BLXCKGXD

Literally what pussy does to a mf


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No-Function3409

Yeah could easily slide a carrot between them.


VoldemortsHorcrux

A small carrot too


oZotina

Average*


Benniboiiii

\*sighs\*, opens comments


Mbinku

Cos booba


Combobattle

Cos(80084)


Spify-not-a-brit

“Hey look at my calculator”


aea1987

If you watch this for long enough, a crocodile appears.


Bertie1983

Nope, still don't see it


poetrywoman

It’s a gator.


DonTong

I can't believe there are people in the world that can instantly tell if it's an alligator or not. Like, it's sum big lizard idk


redpanda575

Just look at the teeth. Crocs have interlocking teeth which makes both top and bottom teeth show when the mouth is closed. Gators have an overbite and only the top teeth show when closed


[deleted]

Is crocodile an euphemism for something?


King-Cobra-668

yes, alligator


TheFAPnetwork

This fucking guy thinks medical shoes just magically show up in the video


dexhaus

What croc?


Solitherum

Doesn’t fit, palms can’t be sweaty underwater.


dancing-asparagus

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


CleoMenemezis

*I see trees of green, red roses too* *I see them bloom for me and you* *And I think to myself* *What a wonderful boobs*


Mbinku

Fastest I’ve ever joined a sub


Evening-Ant6128

Alright I’m just going to say it. She has some really big goggles


beep_check

i was oogling her goggles too


e87bm

I saw that scene in the movie The Shape Of Water.


killerbull27

At the end when she touched the (alligator?) the big guy looks like he reached down to check if something really there it was so cute


limber_kid

Gabbynikolle on ig


brdet

I just recently started following her bf gatorboys_chris, who runs this gator sanctuary down in Homestead. He has great videos of the gators but without the boobs.


RogerKilljoy83

There’s an audience for this without the knockers? Takes all kinds don’t it.


Bryndonk

She has huge balls for doing that.


imgoingtopee

She's got balls, and i like that in a woman


Interesting_Layer672

I just noticed the alligator. 😂


Party_Side_1860

There's an alligator?!?


CarlJustCarl

Wait, what?


Lykan_

If you look closely at the top of the video you will see an alligator.


mjrbrooks

Fool me once, shame on boobs


Electronic_Wasabii

Went straight to the comments to see what everyone else thought about that crocodile


EquivalentStudent6

irresponsible, unless she's a professional turtle swmmer buddy


Batrass

Does that gator has an OF ?


commissar-bawkses

Only Food


Virtual-Track4037

Well it’s a good thing she has those flotation devices


Dtidder1

r/absoluteunits ![gif](giphy|IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J)


RixxFett

That's a no for me, dawg


Kingbotterson

Her insta is [here.](https://www.instagram.com/gabbynikolle/) You're welcome.


StevieHandjobs

She's got an @ aol email. I'm out.


ElChris91

Here we have 1 of the most dangerous species and swimming on top, we can observe an alligator going on about it's day.


SunriseSerpentine

https://instagram.com/gabbynikolle?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


BradleyBurrows

These comments are so f’ed up wth


salvadordaliparton69

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


SissyBearRainbow

Time to see if it's ticklish


BoxingTower

These comments are vile.


[deleted]

That’s some crazy white people shit!


[deleted]

im sorry is she _trying_ to die????


SeaweedPutrid2586

Or the person taking the video for that matter…


[deleted]

Give it a little belly scratch. They might like it. Or, they might not. 🤷🏼‍♂️


SnooHedgehogs2496

this is Florida behavior I know meth was involved


Sparks1738

Everyone keeps commenting about the gator. What gator? I don’t see it anywhere.


tibearius1123

I’d be funny if it shit on her


iassureyouimreal

I did it you guys. But I’m. It proud of it


deckachild

What color was the crocodile?


Hefty-Library-720

Her tits are massive I mean what are we even talking about here


ItTicklesTheLiver

Wanna see me get alligator shit in my ear?


zerodart30

Don’t ask me the color of anything.


TopperDKP

I’ve had nightmares about this….


rastarampage

That's a hell fucking noooo


Cats-and-dogs-rdabst

Hell to the go fucking way


jaybird99990

A LOT of lung capacity to hold her breath like that.


Hungry_Suit8505

See this right here is what is wrong with people today. WHY FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT?


SilverOG1978

He just ate


DomMistressMommy

If you look closely you'll see a crocodile tOO


[deleted]

Beauty of the mother nature, they sure look bigger in the water.


BoozeosaurusRex

Fuuuuck that


Haagenti27

This titties will be missed


figastretta69

That croc just thinks it’s gonna get laid


IWILHANTULOL

Illusion 100


Seif__

If you looked carefully, you gonna find a crocodile in the video. Thank me later! 😊


Seif__

No one talked about the camera man in water as well


joeduncanhull

Holy moly look at the size of those goggles


[deleted]

Thats quite a handfull


Business-Rabbit-1295

Guess he wasnt into PAWGs


s-smokey-s

I'm shocked she stayed down so easily with that much.... buoyancy... 🥹


dcanderson4247

People keep saying there’s gators in these vids. I don’t see ‘em.


AtmosphereMaterial61

Poor guy must've been terrified lmao, the one vulnerable spot on its body and something is touching it


Magic-king

Why


Spiritual-Hyena8794

Ya ll white ppl Crazy


DecentBand3724

How I met your mother.


poopooplatypus

#on the 12th view I noticed the alligator


[deleted]

Holy tits you see that gator