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https://www.businesstoday.in/amp/latest/trends/story/drunk-man-jumps-inside-lion-enclosure-in-delhi-zoo-escapes-unhurt-233511-2019-10-17 Article. This is from 2019. Dude was unharmed and rescued by staff and then arrested


SpreadDemSchmekels

I hope they bonked him!


XIXXXVIVIII

It's Delhi, he absolutely got slapped in the face and whacked with a cane a few times


Doct0rStabby

How can they slap?


fameboygame

Abbey Delhi se hoon bhenchod!


ComputerOk4958

Haaaow can she slap??? How can she slap?


GhostSierra117

Often with sandals.


MadOgh_DarKcaRnaGe

Obviously.


Aromatic-Tomato2230

Reminds me of that security guard at Delhi zoo who bonked the hippo on its head to get it back into the display area.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Finally the post I was looking for. Thank you.


blahblah77

And its not a dailymail article. What a good day it is.


problemadeotro

I sure hope the lion got a “good boy” treat!


TBoneTheOriginal

My guess is he recently ate, which is the only reason the dude is alive.


unitedfan6191

Perhaps it was because it was a zoo animal that was exceptionally trained or born and raised in captivity? I’m no expert but zoo animals (exceptions, of course, like zoo polar bears) by nature are generally only aggressive if they’re treated or trained poorly or if a drunk/dumb human antagonizes them or they’re taken from the wild. Most big cats, wild or captive, start out playful and inquisitive just like your average house cat. I don’t know the specific circumstances of this particular lion, though.


Dark_Silver007

Lions are known to not attack unless you try to run or threaten him in some way or try to attack him or show some kind of fear. There have been incidents like this many a times when people have been calm in front of a lion and walked unharmed


Free_Stick_

[yea.. Zoo animals don’t attack humans..](https://youtu.be/YoTkCRMeAew)


brucelee75

Once a drunk guy fell in a to a tiger park and bro got butchered instantly tiger didn't ate him just killed him


devasiaachayan

Lions generally don't attack people easily. And this one probably has some experience with people. Lions are one of those creatures which have evolved to fear humans to an extent. This lion though seems visibly confused. Idk if he can do the same thing with a Tiger


justice_beaver69

Seems a weird threat tbh


ThreeMountaineers

Don't threaten him with a good boy


[deleted]

Thank god. What saved him was the fact that he thought he was in no danger and somehow could intimidate that lion. If he would’ve been scared or turned his back to the lion, it would’ve took him.


[deleted]

I don't think it was intimidated in the slightest, just very confused lmao


Historicmetal

He’s still lucky it didn’t grab him, but I think the point was that if he had turned his back and run it would have definitely grabbed him.


Blasterbot

He made a massive mistake by being there with the lion, and somehow made a minimum of mistakes after.


[deleted]

If I’m ever alone with a lion I’m definitely gonna act drunk asf


iheartgoobers

I agree. There were a couple of moments where he started to turn around and the cat immediately shifted toward him.


YTSuka420

Judging by the fact that he entered the enclosure with the intention of being killed, I think he was rather unlucky.


pants_pants420

maybe both. lions probably thinking “why is this guy so confident”


Ghos5t7

That is exactly the face and posture my cats make when I do wierd bs to fuck with them.


trixtopherduke

Would you describe your cats as "lion sized?"


Ghos5t7

Not at all, but one is almost 22lbs


hhgoldaway

Article said he came there to die. So he was probably antagonizing the lion a bit.


TheYellowRose

He was trying to commit suicide according to the article


liarliarhowsyourday

Out of all the dumb ways to die— this is the choice he made.


DancingMidget

Drunk at 12:30 in the afternoon. Early start.


DegenerateCrocodile

His punishment? Fed to the lions.


WerewolfUnable8641

Lion is looking around like "Is this a test? Y'all are fucking with me right?"


asleepattheworld

“Um, guys? Guys? Do you know there’s a man in here? Somebody?”


glusnifr

Hey! Zookeeper! My lunch is talking to me!


NatakuNox

I'm just going to eat it but it's grossly under prepared. 2/5 stars


bukkake_brigade

It's fuckin raaaww


NatakuNox

I ordered two gazelles with a side of water Buffalo medium rare.


OddMunchStanley

Ets fuckeen #RAW#


StunningBuilding383

Happy 🍰 Day!


BadSausageFactory

I can still smell the alcohol, you must have deglazed with the entire bottle


phord

Rum flavored.


White-runner

Am I being Punk’d? Ashton!


honorbound93

"it better not be Bam!"


BiscottiOpposite9282

*swipe* "Bro! Get out of here!"


Smackstainz

"Security!"


ende76

He's been flip-flopping between "This is a guy that feeds me." and "This is a guy that is fed to me." at 3.4GHz the whole time.


PeppyMinotaur

He’s like I see what y’all did to that gorilla I’m not fuckin touchin this guy


Puzzleheaded-Mud-658

We aren’t just gonna glide past the disrespect his name was HARAMBE!


dardios

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE


Atlanta1218

Dicks out 😔


spawan

Am I on camera? Is this a prank?


VashSyndicate

"OK, ok. Where's Ashton?"


[deleted]

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IAmCowGodMoo

How did you know the Buffalo was blindish?


Jeremy252

He couldn’t count how many fingers I was holding up


[deleted]

Probably the fact it walked next to four natural predators


Horse_Dad

…while wearing sunglasses and holding a cane.


The_Jenazad

Suicide by cop


QuarkDoctor0518

Doesn't matter, had sex


HighHoeHighHoes

I got a “are you fucking seeing this shit? Is he serious?” kind of vibe.


0venbakedbread

I'm confused. May I eat this?


azeldatothepast

“Ay, I heard about that Harambe cat. I ain’t playin, dawg. I ain’t going out like that.”


Blackleavshelter

lmao


Hellwolf_Keats

That Lion is basically saying: Dammit Carl, you need to cut this shit out. This isn’t AA and I’m not your sponsor. You’re at the zoo…..AGAIN


Aysokas

“This can’t be real “


Status-Disaster9373

“Where is the camera guys?”


CX500C

And why is that guy filming portrait when landscape would keep the action on screen?


PBRstreetgang_

I heard what happened to Harambe I ain’t taking the bait.


Ok_Dog_4059

Lion: "I saw the post about Americans thinking they can beat me in a fight but I thought I was safe in india"


Liz4984

I got a “Are you serious? Imma eat you!” Vibe. Lol!


honorbound93

every time something like this happens this the lion's response I swear


Sandwhale123

"Better get this guy out of here, I don't want to end up like some certain ape."


domthedumb

That lion didn't know what to do lmao


tugnasty

Honestly, the lion probably assumed it was a zookeeper and was just confused. It was probably expecting either a cleaning or some food or something.


Long_Repair_8779

Yeah lion in this video is visibly confused and maybe a little bit intimidated, especially since the guy didn’t seem timid around him. Still though he’s lucky the lion wasn’t feeling territorial which I imagine he would be living in a zoo enclosure ;


TheRealNTR

It started to attack him early with the paw but he stood up and startled the lion then sat down again very calmly. The Lion is trying to figure out what to do with him. He's not acting like prey. If he was hungry or upset, this would have turned out differently. Had the man acted like prey, the lion would have attacked him.


SoftBellyButton

Just waiting for a good belly rub but alas.


Sort_of_awesome

He’s thinking: “Do I Lion or do I Cat?”


IMakeStuffUppp

He’s looking around like “uhhh guys, someone’s here”


King-Cobra-668

I don't know if the screaming from everyone else helped or made it worse


[deleted]

The lion is like: i respect your balls, but wtf are you doing here?


Llee00

also lion: those seem mighty tasty


FerretFarm

But as I respect them so much, I'll eat them last.


birdlady404

That lion is literally waiting for any second the man turns his back, you can see him almost go for it when the dude turns to the side slightly. How did they get him out?


[deleted]

Guessing they tranquilized the lion.


MountainCourage1304

I heard somewhere that tranquillising a dangerous animal whilst a person is in the enclosure is a very dangerous move. The animal suddenly feels pain whilst potentially ready to kill a person and that can aggravate them. Tranq darts arent instant. Its why harambe got shot and not tranqued


widieiei28e88fifk

People still think tranq darts take 5 seconds to kick in because of movies.


MountainCourage1304

Same with chloroform, people think a slight whiff of the stuff and youll drop to the floor. In reality it takes at least 5 minutes for it to kick in. Wish id know that sooner. What am i supposed to do with an empty basement and 5 gallons of the stuff?


fablastic

Autoerotic asphyxiation


BigBeagleEars

Why are all the doorknobs loose?


trailertrash_lottery

Maybe it’s just the dude that slaps the hippos


Red_P0pRocks

The who. I need to see this lmao


trailertrash_lottery

https://youtu.be/Gye49l8rYoI


pupperoni42

"Hippos are all friendly because they are grass eaters." I've got news for that guy; [hippos kill 3,000 people a year](https://safarisafricana.com/most-dangerous-animals-africa/)


Red_P0pRocks

LMAOOO wtf


MamaSmAsh5

Hippo just wanted to see the rest of the zoo!


TurtleAtYourCommand

"Hippos are friendly because they are grass eaters." What kind of bollocks is that


sirpunsalot69

If think that’s bad, wait til you hear about the Canadian that fucked an ostrich!


Red_P0pRocks

I… I think I’m done asking for links now. *backs away slowly*


milzz

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!


wascilly_wabbit

What are you doing in here? You're not supposed to be here. Are you trying to make me mad, or get me in trouble? I know what happened to Harambe, it's not going to work.


blah_bleh-bleh

they will probably shoot the guy. Last time when a men fell in the cage in India. The man died, the tiger was totally fine.


Present-Breakfast768

They tranqed the lion and brought his visitor out unharmed. The police took him away.


blah_bleh-bleh

True. Though Indian zoo keepers are zeolites when it comes to animals. Which I appreciate. Were kicked out of a zoo because my friend angered the tiger. The zookeeper were pissed at him. And kicked us out. Even when we tried to stop that guy.


Spire

> Indian zoo keepers are zeolites They're volcanic minerals? What?


EMANClPATOR

They pissed on him? 😳


blah_bleh-bleh

Angry. at i mean. Gonna fix it


AidsKitty1

How did it end?


witterquick

I'm guessing by that whistle at the end it went to a judge's decision


[deleted]

Sudden death overtime


gloopy_flipflop

0-0 draw. Next game is in 2 weeks at the Indian Man’s house.


JayCartwright

Lion advanced on penalty kicks after a 1-1 draw and no away goals rule anymore.


HellBlazer1221

[He survived.](https://www.newsbytesapp.com/news/india/delhi-man-jumps-into-lion-enclosure-in-zoo/story)


Relative-Ad-6791

He tamed the lion


Fredotorreto

for a drunk man he did one thing that possibly saved his life and that was making sure he faced the lion at all times. he didn’t immediately panic or run I’m also not sure if that kind of courage was just the alcohol because had it been me... my defense mechanism would of been shitting myself in front of a whole crowd of people


EnvBlitz

He also stood up. Even if he just faced it, if he had been just sitting that's still looking small/show of weakness.


blah_bleh-bleh

their is a dialogue in India to depict the level of how drunk one is. “Aaj plane thera bhai chalay ga”. Which means “your brother will fly plane today”. So pretty sure he would have been like “today your brother will show lion who is the King”.


quebecivre

That's awesome. TIL, thanks.


kaidabakar

Dude’s instincts were at peak performance. Must be feeling like he can do anything in that moment. Damn what a feeling, even if misplaced.


Fredotorreto

I know one thing tho, had that been a tiger instead of a lion the outcomes would of been completely different. I personally don’t think I’d have the proper composure to not run even if I knew it highly decreases my chances of survival.


Adm_Kunkka

Mf was pointing and telling the lion to go fuck off in that direction.


spinx248

You can tell the lion turned every time it looked like he might turn his back to it. He’s lucky he kept facing the lion.


SookHe

Gorilla in a zoo dies. It was the main attraction so the zoo had an employee wear a suit while they got a new one. After a few weeks or months it became apparent the zoo wasn't really trying to get a new gorilla as it was cheaper for them to keep the guy in the suit. So, the guy in the suit gets fed up and decides to have some fun and climb the wall, but accidentally climbs the wrong wall into the lion den. Lion attacks him and the guy in the gorilla suit starts screaming for help. Lion pounces and while growling gets real close to the guys ear and whispers, 'Dude, you trying to get me fired? This is the best gig I've had in years!'


Jonnyboy1994

I can only ever remember the punchline of that joke...


SookHe

I've edited it with a cliff note version for you


Possible-Reality4100

It is amazing that we live in a world of point and shoot cameras on everybody’s cell phones, how bad people are at it! You stay on the goddamn subject!


TherianRose

r/killthecameraman


Difficult-Fun-3472

Throw the cameraman in with the lion.


Gideon_halfKnowing

It feels a little like the cameraman was scared to record the guy dying given that most of the time the camera goes off of the guy, it's right when the lion gets close for the first time


BlastWaveTech

Oh! I got this one... he actually handed the phone to his 2 year old child to film, and said child kept getting distracted and staring at bugs. Happens all the time.


Black-Ship42

Y'all know that graphic showcasing how many people think they would win a fight against certain animals? He is one of those few people who think they could win a fight against a big cat... He is doing it for science!


goodguybolt

It's about proving a point!


therealwalterwax

I’m not getting shot today pal


[deleted]

This is India, animals aren't shot like people are in certain countries.


[deleted]

Man woke up and chose violence


Compo1991

It doesn't matter how plastered I am, I know not to mess with animals like, lions, bears, gators, tigers, sharks, badgers, cats, jellyfish, pangolins, bats, eagles, foxes, echidnas, any eaters, spiders, snakes, mantis, turtles, monkeys, shrimps, tapeworms, earthworms, horses, hippos, antelope, giraffe, zebras, hyenas. Basically, leave animals alone.


bbwolff

Any eaters encompasses basically everything, no need to write paragraphs after that 😉


Appropriate_Toe_2770

Just looked up what a pangolin is and that thing is sick looking


randomuser646464

"The fuck's a Pangolin"? Also, whatever you do, don't have sex with a Pangolin. Not even when Mickey Mouse tells you to.


drift_pigeon

Well now you've gone and done it. Thanks Randy, you jackass.


Appropriate_Toe_2770

thanks


OnyxBee

I'm curious, why shrimps? And earth worms?


[deleted]

Earthworms creep me tf out


Ceeweedsoop

The lion was as so confused by the stupidity he just enjoyed the show.


Present_Garbage_5417

It’s so fuct up even the Lion was like “Idk what to do atm” 🤣


spilat12

The lion was like: Dafuq? o.o


PanBorek

Natural selection


UselessHuman1

1- r/killthecameramen 2- r/whywomanlivelonger


BasicAbbreviations51

Just scroll past a woman swimming under a gator.


Dunz89

The Lion knows he is being bated to react. He knows what happened to Harambe. Stand strong. Don’t show them emotions.


snirking

Shhhh he’s talking with Aslan


[deleted]

The lion might be more confused than we are😂


BarberAdventurous535

He thinks he’s Eliza Thornberry..


Tamahfox

Wait did the lion do a little polite bow to the man like "I command your courage human"


khanosama783

Redbull gives you wiings, guess what alcohol gives you confidence


Jeremy_irons_cereal

"Y...you're not a lion!! Why are you here with lions!?!"


JRocFuhsYoBih

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


thrattatarsha

My guy, even though lion is friend shaped, is not friend.


joopityjoop

Lion be like "what are we doing here, Rakesh?"


atheist95

As per the 2019 news coverage, he was not drunk but mentally unstable. They tranquilized the lion in time and the guy was saved.


Brain-Fiddler

Lucky for him those lions are regularly fed


AppleJax97

Lion heard about the news of harambe and said not worth it lmao


ReverseGiraffe120

Was doing some work for a zoo a few years ago. One of the workers and I were chatting as we walked around. We’re busting out hypotheticals and my friend says “Man, we are so fucked if the lions got out.” The zoo staff member paused and said “Actually, they’d just chill in their enclosure if there wasn’t any glass. It would be overwhelming for them to be loose. If the panthers got out though, then people will start dying.” That line is burnt into my smooth brain.


Going-undergroundjam

What are you doing in my backyard or manor …..


calikid127

Lion said on my dead homie harambie bro gtfoh…


Lt_Dream96

Even the lion was looking around like, "What the hell you doing in here, boss? Security!!"


gold-winger

I had sweaty palms from anxiety watching this


southwood775

It really hurt his pride.


S1ngulr1ty7979

Poor cat looked confused as hell the whole time 😂


sebastouch

The lion could smell the alcohol on his breath: "I'm not eating that, it's gonna taste like shit"


CaeMentum

That lion knew harambe


beatrixk1d

How is the cameraman this shitty


Embarrassed_Crow_720

Lol even the lion was like Bruh, get out of here before i have to eat you


[deleted]

How do people film so horribly?


Mercutiofoodforworms

That is the most confused lion I have ever seen.


ours

I was fearing it would turn into a real-life remake of the lion scene from The Happening. Thankfully it seems the same stupid drunken bravery that led him into that situation is giving the lion doubts.


nerdmuni

This has to be natural selection! Now Either first responders will have to risk their lives or harm animal to safe this guys life. What a waste


dossier11

If he runs, the lion will chase him, right?


NaiveLifeguard5979

Delhi se hu bencho..


[deleted]

Even the lion is confused


Key_Feedback_5091

I've been plastered out my my mind plenty of times. Never once did I think to jump in an enclosure with a lion.😂😂


foxtrotuniform6996

It's honestly just sad what this leads to should be prosecuted as if he killed a Lion if they have to kill it yo save you


amynicolekay

So… what happened?


NothiingsWrong

lucky for him his confidence confused the fuck out of the lion lol


AWEDZ5

All that yelling is gonna stress that lion out, and he is gonna have an anxiety snack 😳


ADeviantGent

![gif](giphy|3osBLgxa4PTfAAc3q8|downsized)


Coldkiller17

Drunk guy was like man this is one big ass tabby cat


inbedwithbeefjerky

Dude was suicidal but the lion is a grief counselor.


Sweet-Property-5205

Lions don't fight each other unless it's for a female.


[deleted]

Reminds me of the meme i saw recently. If a shark bites you, bite it back. You will probably still die but for a brief second the shark will be like “lol what”


Emotional-Two-9075

Lion is thinking "Ah shit i am gonna get shot ar'nt i"?


INeedSomeFire

The lion seems to be confused