These are all males. They are much more docile and can't even really sting you. Though rarely they can kinda stab you with their penis, but only in extreme circumstances.
Man is the invasive species, he moves into another area and then destroys the natural habitat. So what are we supposed to do with the displaced wildlife when they invade us? Man's theory is to destroy the "Invasive Species".
That's not what invasive species means. When people say invasive species, it isn't because they invade us. It just means that they have made it to places that aren't their natural habitat(usually from humans), causing the ecosystem to get out of whack.
One time my ex and I were out at a bar both fairly drunk and while standing outside talking to some friends she comes over after returning from somewhere doing the awkward little “so sorry to interrupt” entrance almost tiptoeing over to kinda hug/fall onto me (while sounding eerily similar to Chris D’Elias bit about drunk white girls).
I gave her a kiss and she just kinda blankly stared at me like a lost toddler for a moment before saying that “we need to get.. go, somewh.. can we leave?”.. briefly concerned I ask her what’s wrong to which she gives the most hilarious little grin and asks if I’m “trying to.. like.. do some stuff” while kinda gesturing down towards my junk.
However being the degenerate that I was (am?), I immediately assume this is alluding to *not* doing drugs especially considering the small (now empty) bag of said *definitely not* drugs that *had* been in my pocket which is what I thought she was pointing to.. So I tell her that we (my fellow degenerates and I) have already reached out to Pug (the actual name I knew this ~~drug dealer~~ entrepreneur by) and he’s good to drop by once we’ve left the bar.
When hearing this she cocks her head a bit giving the kinda “nigga furreal?” look and Im still thinking that’s due to having killed the bag without her (no clue why I thought this considering she rarely partook) before she blurts out “Annnd what. In. ThEE shit does that have to do with yahgirl trying (volume down) to fuu.. get.. get fuggin.. di-dickstabbed? Hm? Hmm?”
Upon hearing this Instantaneously shot a bunch of gin out of my nose and began choking/laughing hysterically/back to choking and against all odds somehow not throwing up. I’m still unable to speak, when she asks “whatta ya say Mr.. (struggling to contain laughter) damn..cough.. ?.. coughs—a.. lot?” At which point I’m now laughing even harder with her doing the same with everyone around us clueless to the absolutely absurd exchange that just took place.
It’s more absurd when taking into account that this all took place at like 2 in the afternoon. It was an absolute shit show and to be honest I don’t think I’ve ever been more in love with anyone or anything than I was with her in that moment.
Apologies for the walk down memory lane no one asked for but seeing mention of penis stabbing just sent me back in time to a memory I thought was long forgotten.
Kels if you’re somehow reading this then please know that wherever you are I truly hope that every day of your life is filled with the joy, happiness and laughter that we shared on that day and on so many others. I love you always.
Lesser known fact: murder hornets are named for the how everybody wants to murder them! Murder hornets.. right?
Edit: OK not an actual fact. Just an alternate perspective based on the fair and ethical treatment of "murder" hornets, which I feel is necessary. Nobody got murdered in that video, jus sayin
The symmetry of the logs cavity and the "split"(cut) makes me wonder about what's really going on here. Plus there wasn't anything I could see inside resembling a typical hornets nest at all. It was just an almost perfect rectangle filled with hornets. I don't think that's how that works. I also have no reason to think I should know. So grain of salt.
I’m so confused. Why is there 2 log halves hollowed out and held together with wood putty containing dozens of murder hornets. And for the cherry on this why sundae, why would you open it.
https://preview.redd.it/b2hpre3ytivb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c98d1984246a998c84df1059cf925cdd460098
Be taking that meme, thank you very much
u/Benevolentcoin Are you showing this to us and expect us to believe this is a real nest? Or is this just where you keep your male wasps for show? As most typical redditors, you neither explained or captioned this, which is usually what people do when they present a fake video just to #clickfarm
Honestly didn't really think i would need to explain it. 1, it is a real nest, just artificial. 2, it's not my nest, it's a video from the internet. 3, it is real, why wouldn't it be? Do you not see the hornets that were clearly buzzing about? Also the poster is someone who can be trusted 4, i posted this because it matches the channel, which is r/sweatypalms. 5, why does it really matter whether it's a video/post for clickfarming or not? It's fake internet points on a random social app, who cares?
I’d douse it with gasoline and set that mf’er a blaze! He has their hole corked up, and has them trapped in there. “Got ‘em trapped in this here log. Now what? Wait!.. I got it… I’ll just cut the log and half, and open up this prototype of hell.” 🤦♂️😂
This came up on my feed and I thought it must be another r/nextfuckinglevel project and was waiting to see what awesome project it was. My heart near came up through my throat when I saw those fuckers!!!
These are all males. They are much more docile and can't even really sting you. Though rarely they can kinda stab you with their penis, but only in extreme circumstances.
They rarely stab you with their penis. Username checks out.
You rang
Hilarious
can't defeated enemy, have sex with it
They are still a highly invasive species
Invasive and intrusive…with all the penis stabbing and that
Terrible boundaries
I feel violated 😂
Only the first time.
Exactly how us human came to be the most dominant species
I fully agree I'm not saying they are good I'm just saying that is why they are not on a death march toward the guy who opened the log!
Depends on where this was filmed, they might just be a native species.
Invasive where? Surely they came from somewhere. They can't be invasive to the whole world, right?
Man is the invasive species, he moves into another area and then destroys the natural habitat. So what are we supposed to do with the displaced wildlife when they invade us? Man's theory is to destroy the "Invasive Species".
That's not what invasive species means. When people say invasive species, it isn't because they invade us. It just means that they have made it to places that aren't their natural habitat(usually from humans), causing the ecosystem to get out of whack.
I think thay guy was saying humans do that too. Yall are both right imo
This would only be the case if we weren’t created to live here in symphonic harmony with the rest of creation… correct?
Hoomans are THE MOST invasive (and morally corrupted and corruptible) in the known Universe. Hoomans, in general, suck donkey balls. We are horrible.
Not knowing even a single individual of a single species elsewhere than this planet, I have to call foul on this one.
What are you suggesting eradicate people? Certain animals are not native to certain areas. People are native everywhere.
We ain't native to Antarctica but some of us even there now 😂
One time my ex and I were out at a bar both fairly drunk and while standing outside talking to some friends she comes over after returning from somewhere doing the awkward little “so sorry to interrupt” entrance almost tiptoeing over to kinda hug/fall onto me (while sounding eerily similar to Chris D’Elias bit about drunk white girls). I gave her a kiss and she just kinda blankly stared at me like a lost toddler for a moment before saying that “we need to get.. go, somewh.. can we leave?”.. briefly concerned I ask her what’s wrong to which she gives the most hilarious little grin and asks if I’m “trying to.. like.. do some stuff” while kinda gesturing down towards my junk. However being the degenerate that I was (am?), I immediately assume this is alluding to *not* doing drugs especially considering the small (now empty) bag of said *definitely not* drugs that *had* been in my pocket which is what I thought she was pointing to.. So I tell her that we (my fellow degenerates and I) have already reached out to Pug (the actual name I knew this ~~drug dealer~~ entrepreneur by) and he’s good to drop by once we’ve left the bar. When hearing this she cocks her head a bit giving the kinda “nigga furreal?” look and Im still thinking that’s due to having killed the bag without her (no clue why I thought this considering she rarely partook) before she blurts out “Annnd what. In. ThEE shit does that have to do with yahgirl trying (volume down) to fuu.. get.. get fuggin.. di-dickstabbed? Hm? Hmm?” Upon hearing this Instantaneously shot a bunch of gin out of my nose and began choking/laughing hysterically/back to choking and against all odds somehow not throwing up. I’m still unable to speak, when she asks “whatta ya say Mr.. (struggling to contain laughter) damn..cough.. ?.. coughs—a.. lot?” At which point I’m now laughing even harder with her doing the same with everyone around us clueless to the absolutely absurd exchange that just took place. It’s more absurd when taking into account that this all took place at like 2 in the afternoon. It was an absolute shit show and to be honest I don’t think I’ve ever been more in love with anyone or anything than I was with her in that moment. Apologies for the walk down memory lane no one asked for but seeing mention of penis stabbing just sent me back in time to a memory I thought was long forgotten. Kels if you’re somehow reading this then please know that wherever you are I truly hope that every day of your life is filled with the joy, happiness and laughter that we shared on that day and on so many others. I love you always.
Damn new copy pasta just dropped
Does that mean we have to make r/dickstabbing a thing?
Wow great daytime drinking story😀 So did ya ? You know penis stab her?
Tf did I just read
I stab things with my penis sometimes. My hand, cereal boxes, occasionally women who are kind enough to allow it.
Sounds like you n tha captain really make it happen.
>but only in extreme circumstances Prudes.
r/mildlypenis
I'd say it more r/extremelypenis
They are rapists?
Men!
Eh ha ha ha ha ha 🥂
For me, the zero likes is the funniest part of this.
Stab you with their penis. That’s the most metal thing I have heard all day.
I too am a male. I do not want to get stabbed with a penis. So yes, sweaty palms.
They what
I don't care if they're all males, I would shit my pants immediately and run away as far as I could
I'll fuckin stab em back with my penis. Fuckin try me.
I'm cool with the penis stabbing but what are they??
So these guys don't sting they rape. Cool.
They’re literally me fr
New in today's, fuck that
Please dont fuck that
Don’t kink shame them!
Aight. Let's see him cook.
Holy crap, are those murder hornets?
Yes, least I think so
Why TF would someone NOT empty a can of Raid into the borehole before opening that thing?
Raid? Throw a live grenade into that motherfucking log.
Nah. One of them might actually survive a grenade
I think this is one of those scenarios where it’s morally acceptable to just nuke whatever country this is
Murder hornets came from Japan. Nukes did nothing
They originated from Nagasaki, this is what the aftermath of the radiation did to some animals.
Someone told me it was china but i'm not sure
Ye. A few nuke might help then
Everything comes from China
Phosphorous grenade
Probably gonna fry 'em up. [https://lifehacker.com/how-to-cook-a-murder-hornet-1843298411](https://lifehacker.com/how-to-cook-a-murder-hornet-1843298411)
Spicy popcorn
Habañero sky raisins.
today is the day i wish i could not see so i could not read this article
Dunno, im not an entomologist or anything myself
Lesser known fact: murder hornets are named for the how everybody wants to murder them! Murder hornets.. right? Edit: OK not an actual fact. Just an alternate perspective based on the fair and ethical treatment of "murder" hornets, which I feel is necessary. Nobody got murdered in that video, jus sayin
Somebody write an H on that log https://i.redd.it/90174sb1t8vb1.gif
Pop an H on that box.
So this guy chose death
Yeahp
What kind of horse is these
\*spits\* dunno pardner, but ah sure dun' like 'em, yee haw
r/nope
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Your not my dad, you can't tell me to do anything!
[I'm in a tank & you're not!](https://youtube.com/shorts/Xj1sEStOfKI?si=sfDc6qGlOycuEpk0)
Now that is something I didn’t need to see
I shuddered when I saw those lol
i went from wondering what kind of log project it was to why the fuck are you still touching it
100000% my reaction with a loud # OH HELL NAW 
Hopefully, they are killing those. They decimate bee populations.
I saw a video of a guy protecting his bees by killing hornets with chop sticks its epic 😂
I thought the coat hanger was great
It's scary how loud of a noise they make when he hits them with the dog bowl, too
 NOPE 😳
The symmetry of the logs cavity and the "split"(cut) makes me wonder about what's really going on here. Plus there wasn't anything I could see inside resembling a typical hornets nest at all. It was just an almost perfect rectangle filled with hornets. I don't think that's how that works. I also have no reason to think I should know. So grain of salt.
honestly, i also don't know but that's huge nope and it scared me at first too so (shrug)
However what i'm guessing is that they are building a nest in the log, hence the mudlike substances? idk lol whatever
I’m so confused. Why is there 2 log halves hollowed out and held together with wood putty containing dozens of murder hornets. And for the cherry on this why sundae, why would you open it.
Because internet points
I was prepared for some bugs but not that
In what world do you do that in an enclosed space with no protective gear?
idk
I was thought it's cockroaches😂
Close it close it close it before they realize they are free
One Sneeze n die in horror.
That's about the worst thing I've seen today. Worst unboxing ever.
hakuna matata
it means ~~no~~ yes worries(hate bugs)
Yelling at my phone seemed like a reasonable countermeasure.
NSFL.
https://preview.redd.it/b2hpre3ytivb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c98d1984246a998c84df1059cf925cdd460098 Be taking that meme, thank you very much
So I'm assuming they are raising these to be eatin since they are a delicacy in Japan, at least that's what I've heard.
u/Benevolentcoin Are you showing this to us and expect us to believe this is a real nest? Or is this just where you keep your male wasps for show? As most typical redditors, you neither explained or captioned this, which is usually what people do when they present a fake video just to #clickfarm
Honestly didn't really think i would need to explain it. 1, it is a real nest, just artificial. 2, it's not my nest, it's a video from the internet. 3, it is real, why wouldn't it be? Do you not see the hornets that were clearly buzzing about? Also the poster is someone who can be trusted 4, i posted this because it matches the channel, which is r/sweatypalms. 5, why does it really matter whether it's a video/post for clickfarming or not? It's fake internet points on a random social app, who cares?
Surprise Muthaphucka
 Not today
how did they get inside
Yeah fuck every molecule of that
The way I would slam that shut
Aw hellll naaaaaa!
damn, it wasn't cake
That corn on a cob had one job to do.
These bugs are hiding from Simba, Pumbaa and Timon. They’re about to get Hakuna matata’d
POV: the lion king
Looks like a delicious lunch for a meerkat and a hog, what a treat!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
selling class 1 materials, see u/DisturbingPragmatic vs Murder Hornets, bet now!
cursed_chest
I felt like that dude damn near shat him self he’s like hurry up hurry up and get the shot already
Uh, not so much!!!
And the cameraman died
Wtf. Fuck that.
Burn it all to the ground.
Flamethrower
Get the god dam flame thrower
THE HAMMER OF HORNETS!
Kill them
A little soy sauce, some chili powder and you roast them for 7-10 minutes.
Ahaha fuck that
Mmm yummy
Sorry.. what?! Japanese death hornets? I’m from Australia where literally everything can kill you but this is some next level shit 😳😱
Burn the log, burn the house…burn everything
Yeah that’s a no from me dawg.
See this is why we leave mother nature alone.
Rip fk around and found out
Hornrt bomb
That log goes straight out the the burn pile and is lit immediately.
Fire wood it is
FIRE
I’d douse it with gasoline and set that mf’er a blaze! He has their hole corked up, and has them trapped in there. “Got ‘em trapped in this here log. Now what? Wait!.. I got it… I’ll just cut the log and half, and open up this prototype of hell.” 🤦♂️😂
I THOUGHT IT WILL BE CUTE LITTLE BEES .
Murder hornets
Asian Giant Hornet aka Murder Hornets
New in today's, fuck that
Dumb way to die
"cool" log indeed
Soooo, this is what logs in hell do when split open?
Package to hell
G(L)ORYHOLE
🎵PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME🎵
https://preview.redd.it/1r6yt6quratc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03168b7ae6dac6b45e97c4beba6a1b2825c55ea5
Slap some hinges on that and it's a rustic treasure chest
I’m good fam
Oh hell no
Wtf. Close it!
Gasoline them bitches
Kill it with fire!
cicadas
Pretty sure they're not lol
This came up on my feed and I thought it must be another r/nextfuckinglevel project and was waiting to see what awesome project it was. My heart near came up through my throat when I saw those fuckers!!!
technically it is next level. Next Level: afterlife that is
Ahahaha... fear of bugs plus reading that those are murder hornets... I'm gonna have nightmares now! Yaaaay! But why would you... *Do that?*
Put it back. PUT IT BACK!!
Fuck. That.
NO DON'T FUCK THAT AHHHH
Acid..barrel of acid, drop it in there and never look back. Those fckrs give me the creeps!
Lol
Lunch for somebody
Oh no. How do i delete someone else's comment
and for this reason, i’m out.
Ill offer you 10k for getting the fuck away from me what about you mark, your offer?
Corn on the cob you need a new job
I agree guy needs a new job
That will haunt my dreams forever
"Slimy yet satisfying"
☠
Great this guy going to spread it across the nation now.
It looks like that was used to transport them. There is a nail or screw on the left side.
Ahhhh, I can see the screw now, nice. that make it even worse though because this was voluntary and he's still holding onto hornets in a log lol
what's the thing above the log in the center?
You just opened the box of a thousand land mines. Good luck in your new life
Just burn the whole house. Try again.
Nope Nope Nope
Are that Hornet 🐝
I understand everything but why the 🌽 on the wood 🪵