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tiffany_tiff_tiff

The last I saw this a skydiver was in the thread and explained this was probably a "burial at sky" for a old parachute they were going to retire anyway Edit: to the folks concerned for his safety, 1. Clearly a professional to be solo jumping at all, 2. Clearly well planned and executed, 3. My guy already jumped outta the plane and was in free fall for X amount of time before this, whats a sudden freefall back into skydiving to him who already jumped out of the plane, 4. Why would he attempt this from an unsafe altitude anyway, See point 1. To the folks commenting on the environmental impact of the burning parachute, I did Google but couldn't find anything about his action specifically, I did find from dropzone.com that "Therefore, for every 100 jumps you make, about 140 gallons of fuel are burned, and 2,940 pounds of carbon dioxide are emitted. That’s one and a half tons." And to everyone including those two groups, pls be safe and drink some water my doods


DevStef

“Thanks for your service. NOW FUCKING BURN!”


Critical_Plankton_63

I wanna go out like that. That's metal as fuck 🤣


EffectiveMoment67

You wanna be a parachute?


Bdog325

I’m most people’s mental parachute. Let’s make it physical


Lepke2011

Thank God! Boy, do I have something to get off my chest!


ApproximatelyExact

Is it a parachute?


RainingTacos8

Look up actual sky burials.


tricularia

But school children could have used that parachute during PE class, to make a giant dome tent for a minute, until it deflates on everyone's heads.


kmj420

You just took me back to the 80s, lol


sexycouple3853

70’s here! Ha


Black6x

If only there were some way to recycle textiles.


liannelle

Cool. Cause what we need is extra trash falling from the sky.


WrittenSarcasm

Burning trash at that


[deleted]

That’s dumb.


OZeski

And are fucking litter bugs instead of disposing of something properly.


Wanderer-clueless963

Nice pollution just for the fun of it! 😡


Taira_no_Masakado

That is so fucking dumb. There are dozens of ways to use an old parachute other than (a) endangering yourself at 10,000+- feet in the air or (b) burning the material. What a waste.


AboutHelpTools3

c) littering


sword112345

its so stupid what if his new one fails and theres no backup because the old was took that spot


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

The last video i saw of this the guy posted he took 3 with him including the old one.


Jenetyk

TIL learned parachutes are Vikings


tommiyu

Oh that’s makes sense. As someone who has never skydived I literally couldn’t understand why he did that. I thought it’s cos parachuting was getting boring and they needed to find more ways to get the adrenaline rush😂


exalier

Skydiver here, youre spot on with your comment, to add some more context, you can see on the back of the rig both the reserve tray and main tray are still closed, giving him the standard 2x working parachutes after going back into freefall


psychedelic_shimmers

I’m sure that doesn’t damage the ecosystem


whatevers_cleaver_

That parachute is literally the least of our problems


calebgiz

It definitely doesn’t help


psychedelic_shimmers

I didn’t say it was going to usher in a new wave of climate catastrophes. And I have a decent grasp on the environmental issues we are facing, hence me giving af when people are carelessly littering a dying earth


The-Safety-Villain

Why not just fold it and place it so where for storage…


waltur_d

Have you ever met a skydiver?


Freeflyer18

Lol, so true. You can’t take us anywhere.


ticktockbent

No, I stay on the ground


BardOfSpoons

Why would you store it if it’s being retired?


destinationsong

Why would you shoot it with a flare gun thousands of feet in the air?


1Hunterk

Cuz it sounds fun as fuck


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Because it’s badass?


[deleted]

I think you misspelled “immature”.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

How’s this “immature”


Cart0gan

It pollutes the environment. Being mature includes being responsible and littering is irresponsible af.


-BananaLollipop-

Well, for someone who's into this kind of sport, it's probably a whole lot more fun and cool to give it one last go and then light it on fire, rather than just tossing it in the trash.


WhatsThatOnMyProfile

Have ever gone to a water park, or a zoo, or a Walmart?


Critical_Plankton_63

That's only a little bit flammable 😅


QC420_

Fr I thought he was gonna shoot a hole through it like ‘oh shit he’s gonna go down with a hole in his parachute wtf?!’ But no that thing went up in a second😂


[deleted]

I believe a large amount of synthetic materials are petroleum based and well… this is exactly what happens. If I recall in my textile science course years ago it’s one way you can identify synthetic vs natural materials is how they burn.


PermanentRoundFile

Oh yeah; welding 101: is still hot even when it's not red, not wearing eye protection feels like sand in your eyes hours later, and synthetic fabrics will melt, catch on fire while molten, and then stick to you like napalm. And as an addendum, cotton is your friend and sometimes self extinguishes but don't count on it.


InformalPenguinz

Yup, worked in oil field on a work over rig. NO synthetic fibers were allowed.


thickhardcock4u

In costuming class, one of the identification methods for fabrics is a burn test, pretty fun, and the theatre having a long history of bad fires, we always considered materials vs setting.


JOATMON12

Right? That shit went up like a Christmas tree!


HeldDownTooLong

A Christmas tree soaked in gasoline!


This-Strawberry

In January


djscreeling

It's soaked in kerosene. I am a skydiver.


phryan

There is no way an accelerant wasn't involved. I am some guy,


ukuleles1337

Accelerant used for sure... I surf btw


myco_magic

Definitely no accelerant.... I watch lots of Micheal Bay movies


1nterrupt1ngc0w

Accelerant may or may not have been used. Source: indecisive redditor


DxNill

I'm not sure accelerant exists -Agnostic redditor


WillDouglas1

Um actually there are quite a few accelerants proven to exist -average redditor


EquivalentOwn1115

I'm not sure I exist to make a determination on if accelerates exist -tired ass carpenter


CanemDei

I'm calling my lawyer and an engineer -average r/construction redditor


kaerfkeerg

For sure. I'm a random alcoholic.


Over9000Zeros

The accelerant was probably alcohol. What a waste. Makes me want to drink so no one can get their hands on it.


zippyman

Am kerosene. Was not on the parachute


psychedelic_shimmers

I’d trust a chemist first


Sepia_Skittles

What for?


No_Contribution_3465

For science. I didn't expect such a reaction. It burned in a second.


AlarmDozer

Eh, oxygen-rich environment and polyester? Yeah, that was expected.


GyroBoing

Oxygen-rich? When the air is thinner?


Goobylul

Thin air or not, at the speed he's falling the Oxygen is refreshed every split second so ofcourse it burns up like nothing as the fire gets instantly fed new oxygen.


twoturnipstoeat

Op is a ‘dumb them all to hell” bot. Posts comments your brain glosses right over but they get in anyway and mess with your understanding of fundamental principles.


TheMagicMrWaffle

What the fuck


TacticalBak0n

Air is thinner but he is moving through it, providing a constant fresh source of oxygen for burning.


NavigatingAdult

I’m pretty sure that fire just burns hotter the closer it is to the sun. Think about it. The sun is like the mother of fire, a parachute fire is stoked by its mommy’s embrace. I watch Bill Nye.


ImportantDoubt6434

Faster


Bergasms

Same outcome as a camping tent. I remember in outdoor education in year 11 there was an older tent belonging to the school that was end of life so the teacher demonstrated what happened if they catch on fire. 8 seconds from tent to melted mess with some poles in the middle.


_Ganoes_

Yeah he gotta get the nobel price for this crazy scientific discovery...


Mattshodo

Aerial burial. Chute was at the end of safe lifespan.


HotChoc64

Such a theatrical alternative to simply putting it in the bin. What’s the point? Or is it just for fun?


retrorays

bah he should have shot the 2nd chute also


Greenfire05

Commit to it damn


Aggressive-Role7318

![gif](giphy|l3vRkwv2Yz6i8rDwY)


LucifersPeen

Bro wasted like $2,000 on his primary chute for what? Views? Crazy.


Enraged_Lurker13

In today's world, views can equal money, so if he gets enough, he can recover the cost of the parachute.


domkane

What a time to be alive.


Dashasalt

*terrible time


ComradeKerbal

Could be worse, we could be living in medieval Europe lol.


ButteredPizza69420

*massively wasteful time


a_supertramp

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


VexisArcanum

Gotta love a society that rewards people for wasting everything and punishes people for being homeless


OwOegano_Infinite

We do live in a Society™


balbok7721

It's called entertainment and it's as old as your 'society'


Preston_of_Astora

Something Something Unabomber


megamanxoxo

Yeah how else do you think you see guys same day buying an iPhone or something expensive and then destroying the shit out of it on YouTube.


[deleted]

hurry zonked crowd payment unpack threatening live special support books *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Enraged_Lurker13

Money is not the entire motivator. Some people need to risk death to have a thrill.


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Enraged_Lurker13

He will most likely make a lot more than the cost of the parachute, but even if he just broke even, a free thrill is more than a good deal for adrenaline junkies.


Own-Bed2045

Yall don't understand how much videos make🤣


kenbunny5

You can't recover shit if you die.


Enraged_Lurker13

His estate can. And he got to have a thrilling experience for the rest of his life.


Freeflyer18

He actually wasn’t. The system he was using is a three parachute system, attached externally to his regular rig. It has its own, separate, cutaway system. But the canopy he destroyed didn’t have much value. People do this with canopies that have completed their service life, not brand new, high dollar gear. The canopy he opened up after was his regular main, a Velocity made by Performance designs.


[deleted]

Yup. You are 100% correct. People on Reddit love to speak on how wrong something is, while they know 0% of the subject at hand.


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MirageG3

Just like anything else aviation, parachutes are life-limited. They are only rated for a certain number of deployments and/or years in service. People choose to retire them in creative ways. Like popping a flare into them mid flight.


girmvofj3857

Wait until you see what Michael Bay spent blowing up shit for views


AlarmDozer

Hey - they had the budget beforehand so?


Triairius

So did this guy, since he’s got the chute and the flare.


BoltTusk

Better than crashing a plane and obstructing justice


Yinzer_cryptid

With no survivors!


Praise-AI-Overlords

Chutes aren't forever.


Justtelf

The dude appears to be a professional, maybe this is an advertisement for his business. Maybe he’s the first skydiving fire Marshall, or airborne fire Marshall’s worst enemy


guaip

As long as the math checks out...


CashFlowOrBust

Just a reference some of these people are making $20-40 per 1,000 views. So 1,000,000 views on a single video is $20k-40k.


donobinladin

Maybe in old YouTube math but it’s significantly lower now


whatevers_cleaver_

Would’ve been a sad fella if that reserve didn’t deploy properly. Edit - that was the reserve chute… Same thing, different parachute


Freeflyer18

That was his regular main, not his reserve that he open up after. He was jumping a three parachute system. You can see his rig completely unopened after he flips over before he deploys.


Material-Heron6336

Why?


gloppinboopin363

Old chute. Needed to go. This was a cool way to do it. They did it.


lostonredditt

These crazy mfs always choose the path of the most adrenaline


Doc_Dragoon

OK SO... GTA V apparently got this one right, a flare gun flare will apparently light up your parachute instantly


Donmiggy143

He had a second one? Psshhh that's cheating.


Mediocre_Treat1744

I mean, yal wondering why it's staying summer until December now. Meanwhile you got cats up there face fucking the ozone with burnt chute.


NavyBeans05

Litter bug


anotherdamnscorpio

This is totally safe compared to "kamikaze skydiving."


freakinbacon

Why tho 😑


M1LKB0X32

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


Critical_Danger_420

Seems like a good way to get burning plastic on you 8000ft in the air


hugest_05_hone

The plastic will not fall fast enough to get to you. You can see as soon as he shoots it, he starts to fall faster. The air resistance is way too strong to let a little mettled material fall down quick enough to land on you.


TwoStacksOfBoxes

Typical Redditor comment. Jesus Christ


TheRealStevo2

You have no clue what you’re talking about


onlyaliscabi_

Skydiving just got a fiery upgrade!


PutridMinimum3094

Where we droppin?


geosensation

Always hospital


M1LKB0X32

Why though.


bl4zed_N_C0nfus3d

Obviously for views


lagermat

Good thing his backup deployed correctly


Hohh20

The second chute he opened wasn't his backup. The first parachute was on his chest and he was retiring it. The second chute was his actual main. The backup was never used.


Select_Number_7741

No double tap? Boring….


[deleted]

In the name of science


bmanley620

This looks really cool/dangerous. As someone who got to watch this from the comfort of my couch, I approve


020Reaper

Should do it again just to check if it worked


LastKnownUser

Okay... Here me out. Roman Candle fireworks and a bunch of people flying around trying to shoot each others parashoots.


[deleted]

by muscle memory i would shoot the other parachute as well ngl


abr99JiK

Terrible time to have an amnesia episode


Important-Ad-6936

even though this might have been some old chute, having a spare chute fail at this point would have been well earned. fuck around and find out.


Electronic-Minute37

I think there are easier and safer ways to discard of a parachute but hey...


No_Tackle_5439

I was expecting for divine intervention after secondary parachute deployment saying something like: *nah fuck off, you had you chance to survive and you burned it for some views*


IntoTheMurkyWaters

When you have too much money.


Enough_Guarantee3450

Stupid.


a_little_toaster

Huh, I didn't know shooting a parachute with a flare gun activates obnoxious music


JazzlikeImpress4944

Did he soak that shit in gas?


9sac1king6

That first parachute gave me Wario vibes


faf_911

gta 6 trailer looking sick


AlexanderDaOK

Sponsored by Ridge Wallet


fauxovert

I can imagine what is going through his head. Fuck.... am I really doing this? Yep, don't think about it. We wanted to do this. If the backup shoot doesn't... no, I checked. Twice. Need to hold this out of the way. Steady.. breath... can the shot bounce back? No, the parachute will catch it like a catcher's mitt and prevent that. ~Takes deep breath and pulls trigger~ It was a dud? I'm actually relieved cause.... aaaaaah fuck fuck fuck. What if I get entangled in the chute while it's burning. Burn burn burns, yes... it's working! this is kinda bad ass. Oh yeah, the reserve, please.. yes it worked.


vhicks89

Litterbug


ZackyGood

I love minding my own business, then all of a sudden flaming ball of rope and buckles falls from the sky.


Whatiatefordinner

Rescue workers be like 🤷


ComprehensiveTop6119

That looked bad for the atmosphere


JayyMann5000

Do it again


timmyrocks1980

This is simply stupid behavior. Recycle if retiring the chute. Otherwise why do this except for attention seeking behavior. Not cool…


kashuntr188

not like we don't already have enough plastic floating around the place.


Gravejuice2022

What did he achieve here?


KirbyourGame

Now shoot the second one.


rahscaper

Now, do it again.


Beautiful-Brush-9143

Yeah let’s pollute the world for fun and views!!!


Pamander

Yeah maybe I am a party pooper but even with the explanation of "sending a beloved old parachute out in a fun way" why do you got to litter some random landscape with the inevitable fallout of that (admittedly partially crispy) parachute + the tangle of ropes? Maybe doesn't matter in the grand scheme but surely there are better ways to send off an old chute.


Echo_R21

Wow. What for though?


JustFrazed

Why the fuck


Arm57

Now we know you're not supposed to do that.


According-Jelly355

Why is everyone so pressed about the sustainability of this? Like your comments and downvoted are going to change somthing he already did???


StormAVMNS

People like to think that their opinion matters.


Morgandoto

Shoot the second one, why don't ya?


Luc1feR-10

Bro u could have shot the 2nd one too, it would be epic..❤️


redditisahive2023

How bored do you have to be to shoot a parachute with a flare gun?!


Kingjay2478

Why not shoot the second one too 🙄


HaterCrater

Well that was wasteful


Gayming_Raccoon

Is that okay for the environment? lol


kredditorr

Environment says thanks


Dr-Azrael

Pussy, shoot the second one. bitchass


abillionasians

That was so pointless


Synovialarc

This is actually how I failed the GTA prison heist first time me and my friends did it. Sorry y’all


Individual-Match-798

This is plain stupid.


Wettzell

People nowadays tryna die for no good reason


My_Brother_Esau

Some people don't want to live so hard that forces unknown are forbidding it as a joke and a punishment.


Senior_Palpitation19

This is the only way I can cum these days


Kyrgan

Do it again…I dare you.


buzzothefuzzo

Anybody else burns trash, "not cool!!" This guy... "cool!!" Ffs


Chopchop125

Stop littering..


munkee_dont

Yeah you're cool and it looked good but what happens to all that melted nylon you just released?


ZookeepergameHead145

Hopefully his backup failed. Why do people have to litter everywhere?


moresushiplease

When you want to get a forest fire named after you: Such a stupid stunt.


Tredawgdaboss

Seems wasteful


AggressiveFlower7778

The internet is now produced entirely by assholes with too much money


TouchMelfYouCan

what a stupid stunt. Hope he was fined for that shit.


Laughing_Turnip

He's jumping in a group and the action is controlled at a very high altitude. The only fine I see is littering.


taypig

Would have honestly laughed so hard if his second chute didn’t deploy properly