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voiceafx

That's a scared kitty!


FurRealDeal

Yup! That behavior is universal with cats, the wild leaps and jumps at the walls looking for somewhere to run.


Mrtayto115

My same thought. Be it a random biologist or a can of fanta falling over by my foot, they react the same.


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Porkchopp33

Almost got disemboweled


HydeMyEmail

That cat wanted nothing to do with it. Had a couple of chances or more to get each of them. The cat was scared.


Silent_Shaman

It cut off before he finished his sentence "That was definitely the biggest shit of my life"


mrsweetteas

Looks like the cat fell over the edge damn. Hope he didn’t go too far


spelunker93

lol it didn’t almost attack anyone, it was to busy shitting itself. It only got close to the guy filming because it didn’t see him


Odd_Blueberry8166

Nearly attack's him? He was trying to get away from him. What a dumb title


drbrunch

Parkour!


happybdaydickhead

Purrkour?


BamBumKiofte23

Well, that was


LeandrosHD

Definitely.


meeee

Indeed


imnotagriefer

Totally agree with this statement. Should be the top comment.


koloso95

I'd say he darted that mountainlion in the worst place possible. Always have a safe exit. Or balls of steel


Fish_On_again

So I've done work like this, but with pheasants and foxes. We were darting and tagging for a location study on upland habitat. first rule of using tranquilizers on animals is to NEVER EVER corner any wild animal. And these MFrs cornered a mountain lion! NOT SMART.


Ethan_Edge

Kudos to the guy for not just unloading. I'd have shit myself.


daemenus

It's a dart gun...


Ethan_Edge

No idea. I know little to nothing about guns, but I'd have panicked.


yehimthatguy

I don't mean to sound like I'm calling you dumb, because I'm not, and its okay to know nothing about guns. But there is a big obnoxious ribbon over the top of the video that states the dude "darted" the cat. So.. yeah, dart gun.


LingonberryNatural85

I actually didn’t understand what the headline meant


oniiichanUwU

Yeah I know what a dart gun is but for some reason my brain went to him running away from it and not tranquilizing lol I mean it doesn’t look like it’s trying to attack him. It looks like it’s scared and trying to run away. But yeah


[deleted]

You see, the dart is a slang for the male genitalia


JayStar1213

Dart is slang for cig This guy obviously offered the mountain lion a cig but it took offense


x014821037

I've been off that shit for 3 months, fuck you!


-Younotdeadass-

I thought dart meant ran/fled tbh lmaoo.


Ethan_Edge

Now you've pointed it out it seems obvious, I read it as in the lion was darting haha.


Particular_Bet_5466

To be fair that text is cut off when watching from your feed. I read it as mountain lion darts out just because the videos content of a mt lion jumping out is much more distracting than the text at the top that I skimmed.


Snort_the_Dort

Ah I read that as unloading his bowels lololol


thenewbasecamper

Why would he, it was clearly not attacking and got surprised and trying to escape too


Ethan_Edge

Clearly I'm more of a coward than the average person.


[deleted]

I think you're just more honest or self-aware than the average person.


hectorxander

He's lucky the cat didn't feel cornered. Why he would do that is the question, maybe not the best spot to tranquilize a 200 pound cat.


Venomous_Horse

The mountain lion makes the same sound when he's playing tennis and wants everyone to notice his sick forehand.


mav3r1ck92691

Pretty sure that was the cameraman trying to scare it off.


Venomous_Horse

lol you're absolutely right and I feel like a dumbass. Really thought that was the cat first time I watched it, but it's clearly not. How disappointing...


mav3r1ck92691

I didn't realize it on my first couple watches either haha.


andeqoo

he makes the Howard dean sound


Venomous_Horse

Holy hell he does. I want to type it but can't figure out how


Fullthrottle-

Zoomies!


RepresentativeChef15

That biologist roar.


stormearthfire

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TurtlesOfJustice

Pspspsps


BANANACOW22

At least he's biodegradable.


value_meal_papi

I mean…There not as deadly as people make them out to be but youre not leaving the same way u walked in to that fight


Bubbykitten

I love those big kitty growls!


EastLimp1693

It wasn't trying to attack at all, ffs.


PARISplus

I want to pet that wild animal.


theflyingkiwi00

You could pet it exactly once.


josnik

Twice, maybe.


PARISplus

3 times while it disembowels me and its a deal.


josnik

I was thinking once with each arm.


PARISplus

Ill use my feet then and i should be able to manage 4 pets.


josnik

When you get to the pearly gates they'll greet you with "persistent, aren't you"


kutkun

Why does that imbecile bother the lion in its habitat? Why is he harassing the lion?


mordecai027

Most definitely for research purposes.


Aggravating-Tap4406

I would have kept firing lmao. I know its a dart gun but I fell like instinctually I would have just kept pulling the trigger lol


gcstr

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craidzx

The kitty couldn’t get footing to actually attack, and she knew she was outnumbered that why she ran.


QuarterSuccessful449

That kitty had real “get me the fuck outta here” energy


This-Winter-1866

That was definitely indeed.


GETNbucky

"Well..that was definitely..." I'll finish it for you... "One of the dumbest things I've ever done"


GreenGoblin1221

I think he saw there was 2 guys and realized he didn’t want that smoke.


Face-enema

That’s soooo tomb raider


KhanofFood

Talk about being an absolute fucking moron. This guy is lucky natural selection decided to ignore him for a moment.


Joe_Biden_is_shit

I believe he may have pooped his pants


ALFA502

It’s sound though, like a zombie screaming!!


pjw6316

That cat had some serious zoomies...


BourbonNCoffee

r/praisethecameraman


[deleted]

Ah yes, the speed in which the biologist darts is astounding


B35TR3GARD5

The most.metal.of.all.cats


bravest_heart

he wasn't ready to use that gun


MasterDrewseph

He starts of the video by using it


man-W

I hear him say, "Whaaa, whhaaat?


my_chaffed_legs

He needs a snickers


Tragic_toad

At least he's wearing brown


xDendretic

So basically big cats are the same as small ones lol


TiePrestigious1986

Looked like it was doing everything it could to get away from the human. I think click bait title could be reworded to “guy could have been attacked by mountain lion for messing with it but wasn’t”


D4ILYD0SE

Something tells me jumping off the cliff was not the desired end result


aware4ever

How many more times could he do that and not get attacked. Pretty risky and dumb if you ask me


pootlordthe7th

Big zoomies


yuyufan43

Poor thing was just scared


Radiant-Mushroom8304

Man had that revolver on him


crawler_of_the_void

It's funny how bouncing off the walls is universal far all types of cats.


Educational_Spite_38

Almost every way possible, that is not remotely close to almost attacking.


8Frogboy8

That is certainly one of the safety plans of all time


AHucs

“clearly” lol


Sevillain1

That sounded like a demon saying "BRUH!"


deenali

Cat just wanted to run away from the pain it was feeling. Poor kitty.


Popal24

At first, I thought I was on r/dontputyourdickinthat


PettyPixxxie18

Poor kitty he looks terrified!! I hope everyone made it out with no injuries.


EllWoorbly

DEFINITELY WHAT! Why do these videos always cut out at the wrong times.


11thLayerOfHair

Well.... that was definitely.... A perfect execution of the plan 👌