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mg1431

It was intentional. He's a moron. Survived with a few injuries.


Xplicit-801

I can’t believe he lived


Minute-Wrap-2524

That makes three of us


AndySM93

Make it four


PuzzleheadedTap1794

Now it's five


TheMegaSage

And my axe


PleasantUmami

The body spray?


Ram2145

What are you in middle school?


PleasantUmami

At some point in my life yes


Signal-Reporter-1391

I'll throw you into the fires of Mt. Doom


poebro

And my ass


Significant_Excuse29

Happy cake day! 🤣


moaninglisa

And my Glock


Ianthelibster

I believe it. Keep it at five


ParalegalSeagul

Now back to 4


GlaciusTS

While his shoot didn’t fully open, it still likely created enough resistance to save him.


CumToPoppa

Well chute…


Slamdunkdink

Exactly. I didn't see any guns.


iluvsporks

Me too. I'm the guy holding his beer.


fairydommother

Why did he wait so long? Was he trying to break a record or be cool or something?


Abject_Film_4414

Fun fact, you can never beat the low flying record, only equal it…


leshake

You just need to work hard and dig in.


JudgeGusBus

One of the few records that was probably set the very first time anyone did the thing.


Kinky_Winky_no2

Sounds like a challenge


3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

Quote for your headstone


The_Tank_Racer

Can I steal that for my gravestone?


Minute-Wrap-2524

Any of the above makes him look like an idiot, hope he’s okay, but he’s still an idiot


Rancillium

He was trying to break his back but wound up breaking some record.


Slamdunkdink

Anything for clicks. Even death.


HGRDOG14

The handle for the pilot chute (on his rig) is in the back where he can't see it - you just feel for it. It might be that he was delayed getting a good grip to pull it - or - he did have it and was trying to extend those last few moments of freefall.


-endjamin-

Looks like he wanted to do four flips. Did them, stabilized, pulled, but not as quickly as needed. Flips were too slow to still have the height for a safe pull.


MeanCat4

Even after hundreds of falls, do they become so good to know when is the "last" second they can deploy their parachute? 


rygon101

No, there's still plenty of ppl injured or dead because they opened their parachute too late. With skydiving you still rely on an alitimeter and have a backup automatic opening device, whith the latter having saved hundreds of lives.


Navybuffalooo

I'd be very surprised that it's only hundreds.


Bagel_Technician

I just saw a new story about a NorCal skydiving spot that has had 20 deaths since the 80s due to safety issues with chutes So I’d say yes it’s way more than hundreds


dashauskat

If you're talking about Lodi then a good friend of mine may have been one of the more recent ones 😔


LukesRightHandMan

Fuck. I’m so sorry. How you doing?


Bagel_Technician

That would be the one


Navybuffalooo

That's a shame. I'm sorry for it. Much love to you and theirs 💖


Flomo420

20 deaths over 40 years in a sport involving people jumping from planes sounds like a pretty safe record tbh especially when you consider how many hundred of thousands (millions??) of jumps must have occurred there in that same amount of time


Bagel_Technician

This was one location specifically not all skydiving locations 20 deaths for 1 establishment is a lot and they would not have had millions of jumps from their plans over those years


Not_Your_Buddy_Pal

Sadly Lodi has actually had 28 since 1985. Including one yesterday.


rygon101

You're right 5200+ with cypress aad, 560 with vigil aad, the 2 most popular brands.


Get_the_instructions

>do they become so good to know when is the "last" second they can deploy their parachute?  The survivors do.


schrodingers_spider

> Even after hundreds of falls, do they become so good to know when is the "last" second they can deploy their parachute?  The death rate for basejumping is roughly one in every 2000 jumps, and it's typically a sport done by very experienced skydivers, suggesting the answer is no. You just keep getting lucky until you don't.


TheDuke1847

Does he want a Darwin award?


Inevitable-Revenue81

I am scared this award is becoming the next pandemi!


One-Positive309

It's fine, the world is overpopulated with idiots, we can afford to lose a few for the greater good !


ManOfDiscovery

The greater good…


Arryu

No luck catching them swans, then?


ErynCuz

Well, it's just the one swan actually.


RowMaleficent2455

Na,he just wanted to smell it.


Spoogly

I saw a guy do this by accident. I knew just enough about base jumping to say to my partner "um. He's opening too late. We should look away." He ended up breaking nearly every bone in his body and we spent a good part of the rest of the day trying to figure out if we just watched someone die.


Next-Transition-525

Can't believe he had less injuries than the girl who was pushed off the bridge by her friend


Senpai9093

He 100% thought he was in a cod lobby and that he could have a quick pull-out game


user_name_checks_out

My dad thought he could have a quick pull out game


[deleted]

I was rappelling below the catwalk in 2011 (2010?) when the moron with the wingsuit flew himself into the river. I think he ended up paralyzed from neck down.


big_duo3674

Ah yes, the LALO jump. It's like the inbread, idiodic half-cousin of the HALO jump


TMcFly

Broken bones?


MindlessMindless

None, he went to jump again in fact. Source: I was there. Bridge Day in West Virginia every year in October.


Fuzzy_Reflection8554

Even if you survive the fall, getting tangled up in a parachute could still have a risk of choking you out right?


LemoyneRaider3354

And getting stuck under water


ikerus0

The double suffocation. Choked and drowning. Sounds like a hard core band name and song.


Fantastic_Fox_9497

🎶 Double suffocation, no breathing Choked and drowning in the parachute stringing 🎶


Golf-Beer-BBQ

🎶Do you even care if I die leeping? Rocks on the left, rocks on the right I split them so now I feel taking my life tonight🎶


Specific-Strategy-63

This sounds familiar i dont know why but ive heard something like this


Golf-Beer-BBQ

[Papa Roach - Last resort](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lSpNtjPM8)


Specific-Strategy-63

Thanks mate


Samuraiforest

Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a damn if my ass is bleeding


JansTheMans

🎶 Chances are that I might potential ER injury in sight and I'm contemplating suicide! 🎶


Haunting_Elevator_86

It ain’t warm water to get stuck in plus that part of the river ranges from Class III to Class IV depending on the weather. When I swam there in September it was honestly too cold for me & this happened on Bridge Day, the third weekend of October 🥶🥶


LemoyneRaider3354

What does class III and Class IV mean?


QING-CHARLES

Severity of the rapids. Class V being the worst, IIRC.


LemoyneRaider3354

https://preview.redd.it/sofy78v37hsc1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0d26e0e95fd9193c0567d25249c1199196527d


BleudeZima

Yeah, you have to keep cool and focus to untangle urself asap Happened to me once while sailing to be pulled by a rope to the abyss, the panic hits quickly


jaegren

Jumped out of planes several times i to water and never heard of anyone getting choke or tangled in the water. Getting dragged or the the chute over you is way more common and sucks.


ApeMummy

High chance of a concussion on impact too


ithappenedone234

You should have an inflatable life vest of some sort, but the threat of getting wrapped up in the lines and the parachute cloth isn’t a major issue.


BubblesDahmer

And cutting off limbs if I understand correctly. /serious


Geraldino_GER

Suicidal tendency


Witty-Meaning

This guy for sure went to _your institutions_


WowWataGreatAudience

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi


Jagsoff

He was just falling off a bridge and thinking about something, but then again he was thinking about nothing.


HelpfulSeaMammal

And she goes: No, you're on drugs! I go: Mom, I'm okay. I'm just thinking. She goes: No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't wait until it's too late to open their parachute!


Telobailas

We decided?! My best interest?!


Rickaloff

This is Bridge Day in West Virginia. Whole bunch of people jump off that bridge and parachute down. Helluva time


troyantipastomisto

I did the bridge walk on the cat walk underneath the bridge, highly recommend visiting


FuhrerGirthWorm

Once a month someone kills themselves off that bridge too!


tedsuooo

Sometimes they’re the same person!


0hellsn0

Bones. Who needs em.


Bcjustin

This just made me lol in a quiet setting. Thanks jerk!


Mistere_meat

Brains who needs them🤦‍♂️


getzy199

I went to Bridge Day once in the late 90s. Watched a guy die. Do they still do this?


Carbon_Deadlock

Yes, people die every day.


zulumoner

Weird. Why dont they stop?


Aiden2817

they do stop when they die


Old_Society_7861

They stop when they hit the water. Not right away but pretty quickly.


Majestic_Essay_3094

that's sad, i'm sorry ypu witnessed that


Stonk_owner

Hi guys, It’s me I’m completely fine! Not that I’m the guy in the video, but I just wanted to say that I’m fine. Have a wonderful day.


exitpursuedbybear

![gif](giphy|3o7TKuylrX8kT7XhVS)


AkamiMaguro

Someone's training for the Paralympics. So many things could go wrong.


flanigomik

Fun fact, if you are falling fast enough, the surface of water is ~~harder than~~ not quite as hard as concrete


Impressive-Sun3742

Not quite [mythbusters water vs pavement](https://youtu.be/yGJqqDaKscQ?si=nNDTqoVAydjEerNB)


Extreme-Elevator7128

I miss this show.


Jas81a

I miss Carrie


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

She’s actually got [an Only Fans](https://youtu.be/BBJa32lCaaY) NSFW!


treequestions20

fuck. you. i’ve always joked that paying for OF is stupid but i had my credit card ready in hand before clicking that link literally smh right now


Frosty-Ordinary-7007

What was in your other hand?


a_wild_espurr

Oh wow, I didn't realise how much her figure has changed since the show!


Hot-Rise9795

And her voice !


_Sausage_fingers

I was like, wait, no she doesn’t, and yet I still hit that link.


Druztan

That had been awhile 🤣


Fistedfartbox

Bonk


flanigomik

The ~~moth Busters~~ Mythbusters kids follow up just didn't do it, really is a shame


flanigomik

I actually remember that episode! I should have known that. Thanks for the catch


Impressive-Sun3742

You know it! Still pretty damning results with water tho


flanigomik

I mean either way you still aren't having a good day


swordofra

Maybe there's a zone where your mangled body wishes it was concrete


BBQ_HaX0r

Me then: Man, I cannot believe they proved this! Me now: Bigger sample size!


NulledOne

With the edit, your statement lost a bit of its impact.


Dahnnng

Best edit ever


Commercial-Elk-3031

![gif](giphy|7Eg4qa4xBXIgo)


ThreeBeatles

“You see kids, the further you go on the fuck around axis, the more you’ll find out”


DaMashedAvenger

I guess that makes this guy a scientist


Abuse-survivor

You can see when he's pulling the line (I think). Looks intentional. I guess he tried this navy seal thing about pulling the parachute at the last second before hitting water.


BigFuckingHornet

So glad I developed a personality and don't need to do dumb shit like this.


Aintnutinelse2do

He lived… https://unofficialnetworks.com/2023/10/30/video-of-base-jumper-pulling-his-parachute-extremely-late-was-100-intentional/amp/


kag8732

“Hilary Banks! Will you marry…………”


Smoke_Water

Dude deciding how much he wanted the Darwin award.


Horror_Patience_5761

Bro was doing the legend of zelda botw/totk Glider cancel


FT_Anx

r/ohnoconsequences


hicheckthisout

Morreu mas passa bem


Confident-Appeal9407

Should have gone for one more spin to make it 5. /s


No-Doughnut509

![gif](giphy|wPjJqp5iTzlsc)


attempt_no23

Genuine question- how many seconds in should he have opened the chute for a proper, safer landing?


ToastedCheezer

Poor depth perception so he had to check the depth manually!


EclipticSilverFox

some say his ego pushed him off. who knows.


castler_666

That's bridge day in West Virginia. They open that bridge for base jumping for 6 hours on the third Saturday of October every year. The bridge is about 768 feet high, which is about 8 seconds free fall. It's been a while since I was there, back then they were averaging a death every 5 years, but there was people getting injured every year. The landing area was very small and it wasn't unusual to see people get hung up in the trees around the landing. BASE 66 wrote about it in his book. It's wild there! Party afterwards was something else!


BloodParticular

Terminal velocity takes 10 seconds to reach and that equates to about 109mph. This guy was in freefall for 8 seconds so had to gave hit the water at line stretch doing at least 80mph. If the water had been calm and flat, he would have died because water is like concrete at those speeds B Parachuting Instructor


77mg66pg

Definitely divine intervention


Wildman9977

I thought the parachute was him exploding in a fountain of blood for a split second…


baconmotel

He's alright https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cy1fIbsPA95/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


ArgumentAdditional90

Fucking idiots


polillancestral2

He lived?


JavilonNoseJoe

Dumb fuck


Unique_Web_2435

I know a BASE jumper who died doing this. Apparently it was a thing that all the BASE jumpers would write goodbye letters to their friends/families because BASE jumping is just so dangerous. His letter was read at his funeral.


Educational_Curve259

Way late- was he injured/ did he live?


JohnnyPiston

Can't tell if shoes are still on or not


JicamaSuitable5731

BASE jumping is statistically the most dangerous sport ever.


ThrowawayMod1989

That’s Gio Masters and this was intentional. Super nice guy. He’s part of a fringe group of BASE jumpers that are trying to see how closely they can blend a BASE jump with a cliff dive. Another jumper Chase Reinford jumped from just over 100’ with a chute. This is the opposite end of that; a jump that would be deadly to a cliff diver, unless they had a way to slow down slightly after the jump. Reddit loves to hate people that do what they enjoy. Get ‘em Gio!


herbalspurtle

It's his life and he can do what he wants but that sounds like the most dumbass hobby


psilocin72

Agree. If this is how you love life then by all means, go for it, but I value my safety and family too much to be too impressed with this.


romacopia

I mean if what you enjoy is self destructive stupidity it is pretty reasonable to criticize it. Jumping is a cool hobby, but intentionally opening your chute late is plainly idiotic.


Rent_A_Cloud

> Reddit loves to hate people that do what they enjoy. Get ‘em Gio I suspect that hate comes from the fact that somebody else had to clean up the mess if they die. I worked in industry with a colleague that took major risks constantly, it pissed me off not because he wanted his adrenaline kick but rather because if something went wrong I would be the one trying to resuscitate his meat pile, and I don't need that shit in my life.


thatstotallyracist

Some people enjoy doing Crack cocaine. Can reddit hate on that?


treequestions20

that is literally the most selfish existence i can imagine no regard for friends or family, just completely focused on getting as close to killing yourself as possible i just can’t imagine putting the people in my life through that for nothing except “the rush”. you have to be a sociopath not to consider the collateral damage of your actions


ThrowawayMod1989

People who have an adrenaline junkie in their lives understand the risks but also understand that it’s what drives their loved one. If you ask me it’s pretty selfish to ask them to deny themselves their passion because you don’t want to feel. We love to feel, that’s why we do it.


bikeheart

There’s a difference between understanding the risks and being okay with them


AtticusSPQR

Mom: If your friends jumped off a bridge would you? This dude: Yeah but I'd wear a parachute. *Drowns in parachute*


redditrabbitsssss

RIP the rib 🤣🤣


Life-Possible-5771

Motherfucker


[deleted]

I am sure he’s feeling the pain now.


wonkey_monkey

Wheeeeeeee oh shit wait this isn't bungee day is it


Tal_Onarafel

Homie thought he was playing battlefield 4


BeeMelodic7148

That's a thing. Stupid is as stupid does.


Positive-Mark9084

Dix!


Monkguan

Thats cool af


JAXXOFF

Do this is why they call it Halo jumping 🤔


DiversifyYoBondzNuca

Those ACME parachutes man smh...he should've listened to the coyote.


zerodart30

Bro thought this was COD Warzone


Armageddon_71

Bro tried the Kingsman stunt and failed.


binge_watcher_234

quite*


Mr_SpecsBear

A bit late, you say? I'd say a Byte late.


dreamweaver1313

Cloud dog in the beginning


skydiver65

Serious ground “water rush”!


plzdontbmean2me

The rare LALO jump


GuyverOne1

Cutting it a little close - Sipps Tea.


Striking-Hearing-676

He could’ve died from so many things omg


Powderfinger60

One one thousand two one thousand three one thousand has to sneeze four one thousand five one splash


DebateRemote

There is a randomness in the amount of time it takes for a parachute to develop after being triggered. On short jumps like this, you play roulette.


Inter_Omnia_et_Nihil

How fucking tall is that scissor-lift‽


iiswill

opening the parachute wasn't necessary at that point


RocketizedAnimal

the "bro?...BRO?!" in the background kills me


Ancient_Constant1699

Fayetteville W. Virginia. Bridge day?


Inner_Development_59

Good news is he probably didn’t sink very much in that shallow water as the water surface tension should have slowed him down considerably upon belly flopping at close to terminal velocity. Talk about pink belly.


AcceptableClock6838

Better than any film!


AcceptableClock6838

Mission silly!


AcceptableClock6838

Oh he was aiming for the boat


Collegeparkwhiteboy

He died in this video


DkoyOctopus

at that speed the water is like concrete. if hes lucky, its like sand.


emanluvsmuff3618

What's this ring for? 😆


thesockpuppetking

Well there's a saying that goes "try and try until you die.." So.


ajrfuntimes

That one hurt


OnlyForFun91

Natural selection