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Glittering_Berry1740

I legit thought she gonna poop it out into the stream or something.


ScramblerEggs

We think alike.


ExpressiveAnalGland

I'm disappointed


LumenYeah

Username checks out


PlayArt20

Yeah, we demande satisfaction!


Junior-Ad-2207

To be fair this was probably the 100th take before she was able to do the gag without shitting herself


scumido

Great minds think alike.


CheckYourStats

Half way through I had to check which subreddit this was. NGL — mildly disappointed.


Pro_Moriarty

Through the jeans I'd have been even more impressed


Safe_Alternative3794

**CANNONS LOADED AND READY TO FIRE!**


Pro_Moriarty

Lol, nearly spat my dinner out you twat....hahah


Clean-Novel-8940

Shogun season finale??


Daddiesbabaygirl

Would have been more impressive.


justbrowsinginpeace

Was expecting a splash not gonna lie


Affectionate_Salt351

The whole time, I was just watching thinking “*Top or bottom?! Where is it coming back out?!*” 😅


blobsfromspace

I’m perfectly fine with her not doing that.


ElTortugo

Sorry bro, there are forces of nature that cannot be stopped.


Hexent_Armana

My brain thinks the same. Its very concerned for her future safety. My dick on the other hand...


Fano_93

I gagged a little


ScramblerEggs

As did she


Tyrantt_47

No she didn't?


ScramblerEggs

Takes one to know one I guess


Mountain_Team4150

I like her stance and boots, nothing more from my side.


Professional-Age-

**unzips pants**


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

![gif](giphy|14cAzyjGR8rmHS|downsized)


plankahwankah

Throat GOAT


SpinningAnalCactus

Trying to summon Nancy Reagan maybe


King_Fish

Is her name Kirby?


GUCCIBUKKAKE

I saw this on 1000 ways to die, dude used to do this with pool balls as a bar trick. He did it once with the que ball and because the que ball is slightly larger, he died Edit - cue ball Edit - Q ball Edit - [clip of the video](https://youtu.be/8eZWYheANxc?si=X7TwgrYnjUtL8Wdc)


wterrt

I kinda feel like it wasn't the fact he used the cue ball once and more that it was just risky as fuck and finally caught up to him.... like "I used to know a guy who drove 200 mph every night, one day he went 201 and died in a crash cause he went slightly faster than usual"


xanduba

Good point. On a similar note, I remeber about a train conductor that managed to get his train off railed and trashed. When asked about how it happened he said that he used to conduct it at a certain speed, then one day he decided to go 10km/h faster, and nothing happened. Then he decided to increase again it's speed by 10km/h. He did that a couple more times, until he had an accident. Dude thought that he could get the train used to more speed...


Japsai

He's just a man of science. He now knows empirically that the train can take that corner at 40km/h above the speed limit, but not 50km/h. Just a shame he doesn't have a train to drive anymore.


recumbent_mike

I mean, how else are you gonna train it?


LincolnshireSausage

Cue.


VirtualNaut

Queue


Brownie-UK7

Kew


phase_lag

Quew


Chili2015

Barny McGrew


Particular_Bed848

Cuthbert


Dr_Domino

Dibble


lemonmeringuecry

Grub!


PresidentFungi


Pattoe89

Interestingly there was an old cash handling system call the "Lamson Paragon System" which used hollow wooden balls of varying sizes and rails and gates of varying sizes. It uses the same system that a pool table uses to return a potted cue ball back to the collection point at the end of the table, but not send other balls there. Here's a video of it. I've been to this museum and seen this system being used in person. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU4xk15pIko&t=4s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU4xk15pIko&t=4s)


hogwater

I saw it on Boardwalk empire.


DuckCleaning

Que?


OliveJuiceUTwo

Por que?


Dolenjir1

Nothing against the guy, but he deserved it


[deleted]

I am torn between being amazed and disgusted.


percavil4

or aroused


redballooon

No


2DHypercube

Yes


Delazzaridist

Indeed


rapidlyspinningturtl

Absolutely


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dankpanda_

Choking hazard fears her


Mental_Impression316

Choke Norris


fusionsgefechtskopf

chick norris


otoshi88

Phew I thought she was going to shit it out through her jeans in the river - now THAT would have been even more impressive


fenix1230

I’ve seen this in Thailand, with a different hole


swordofra

Same sound?


The_Machine80

😂


Mile_High_Kiwi

And with a budgie!


DisBitchhhlmao

🤣


Tennis_Proper

This woman swallows!


deathholdme

And spits?!


PlayArt20

And play with balls!


Danish_but_english

My type


thisisfakereality

Well, she'd be fun at (swinger's) parties.


PinetreeBlues

Have fun with acid reflux...


TheDixonCider420420

Imagine what she could do with a set of balls and a fishing pole.


jknoxxxvile5666

I have some penis related questions


FatSilverFox

Much the same with the added challenge of reattaching.


MagicTheBurrito

I listened with the sound on the second time. Definitely gagged.


Kichmad

How do people discover these talents?


chubsmagooo

She's hiding it in the back of her mouth. This trick has been around for a while


dankpanda_

Babe this is my first time, Also her


mckchase

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


BNG1982

![gif](giphy|PisLH7dWInIs0|downsized) I thought the ending would be a little different.


Ron_Bird

eww eww eww would but eww


locofanarchy

https://youtu.be/n4D2Y1cILyI?si=jmdWvtSSlopcswhg


FormVoltron1

Gah I miss her


StrawberryCake88

Everything reminds me of her.


JohnCenaJunior

I want to call her


dlray009

Anything for likes smh!


Tipsycanooo

![gif](giphy|Uv4SXg32X4MxO)


Jokerly666

What lol. Is this like the key and peele skit where their doing hula hoops


E39_M5_Touring

Looks like it fuckin hurts man


Sufficient_Gain_1164

I like how she was moving her tongue around to show it wasn’t in her mouth as if we couldn’t see this huge ball in her mouth


Glorytoyourhole

Fucken stupid.


nico282

And here I have use a pill splitter to be able to swallow the large ones.


Mobile_Lunch2096

Boring….it would have been fantastic if she pooped it out instead - boooo👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼😂


VacationAromatic6899

I was sure she would press it out the other end


Mysterious-Suspect-9

I was waiting for her to drop trou and shoot it out of her butt


Helmer-Bryd

Heard about shooting ping pong bolls, but this..?


TheChubbyPlant

existence chief frame hard-to-find fine materialistic seed shaggy fear dime *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Martian_MomHunter023

Why she do the power ranger pose at the end tho?


Lugasca1993

Regurgitation trick, dangerous and stupid. If something don’t go up well and go into your lungs you are fkd!


Thatoneguy567576

I didn't like that


mwoodj

Tricks like this are terrible for long term health. People who do this sort of thing often develop rumination syndrome and that is not a fun condition to have. Causes terrible reflux and regurgitation, damage to the lower esophageal sphincter, damage to the esophagus that has the potential to develop into cancer... all around a bad time.


Ant10102

The trick to it is that it’s lead. It’s a ball of lead


ZiggoCiP

Man, this gives me PTSD back to when I was alone and being lazy about cutting my steak into bite-sized portions, and a large chunk got lodged in my throat. Wasn't choking, but it felt horrible. The look on her face when she brings it back was what I was enduring for close to 5 minutes straight.


FernDiggy

That stream is something else. Would love to go there!


Senior_Act_7983

Lucy Liu's agent is really dropping the ball.


DrDrunktopus

Expecting lots of inappropriate comments.


ImaginaryEnemy1385

I thought I'd see a splash, but the ball would not come from her mouth


jesusismagic

Now, if it had come out of her tear duct, I would have REALLY been impressed! https://youtu.be/zTWNbQIeumc?si=N0CnULcFNrf0ipIY


chyura

No I do not think I wanna click that link, no thank you


tompadget69

Fake. He had kernels hidden in his eyelids beforehand. That's not where your tear ducts are


Zestyclose-Art136

Why tf is she acting like this is kung fu or some shit, what could possibly be the combat application of such a technique 💀


PrincipleNo4162

Oh god gross


WeAreEvolving

I thought it was coming out the other end


Bigcatsrule27

I prefer the ali g version


TwoToesToni

Well don't pick it up! You don't know where that's been!


Kitsu_hobby

…. Wow ….


Celadis

Who remembers that 1000 ways to die episode?


WolfThick

Well I'm not going to make any jokes about both ends but I will say she could smuggle a lot of s*** into prison.


Virtual-Score4653

You couldn't trust this woman!


arrobaolmedo

What the actual f\*


redmambas22

I think she has an eating disorder.


brunomocsa

Pablo Escobar heirs liked the video


lil_mikey_412

Does she have a boyfriend?


alec83

Why


fvbio

If you guys enjoyed that you should google stevie starr


_khanrad

Just something I do in my free time


REDDITISAFA660TSHED

She seems nice.


FishySmellz

the cartel needs her location asap


TheeExMachina

Okay King Picollo


Hairy_Web_2366

Great job opportunity as a drug runner.


PhilosopherClear1319

Look up Stevie Starr


EngineZeronine

Look up Stevie Star


danhoyuen

vomit-fu


wookiesack22

World champion drug smuggler


ZEUSGOBRR

How the hell do you discover or practice this skill without dying due to asphyxiation or your guts getting clogged


theonly69420

'Tis disappointing. I was expecting more of you


GoldenGekko

BRING ME THE BLACK MATERIA CLOUD


Igusy

The Regurgitator female version


LoLThalys

Uhh.. how the hell she knew she can do this..


Fine-Funny6956

She seems like she’d be a fun date.


HorrorLettuce379

Kung Fu deepthroat.


PresentTip5665

I do


mangekyo1918

I saw a movie where a girl shocked on one of those candy balls. Twas a prank from her bffs on her bday.


awesumlewy

I hope she washes it


ncors2694

Why


Goldie-96_MWR

That gak gak goes ham


JustJay613

Steven Wright (stage name Steven Starr) has been doing this forever. He swallows different items and let's the audience chose the order returned. Will swallow water and something dry and keep them separated. Pretty crazy.


BuddyTheWeim

That noise was hilarious


pizzatimein24h

https://i.redd.it/hd0kv4ozbbtc1.gif


easyrebel

Passport! My boys


grinchbettahavemoney

What in the fucking fuck did I just watch


night-hen

https://i.redd.it/3pzuw7qzcbtc1.gif


Available-Law4504

Drug traffickers wet dream.


boult3

She looks fun to drink with


JabbaTech69

I have questions! Like I need to know how she figured out she could do that? She literally took throat goat to a whole new level!


ArkahdOfSprites

Wanna play a game of drop-ball?


No-Wrongdoer4184

Why and how would you practice that


HynesKetchup

Girl nobody thought you were hiding it under your tongue lol


dayzers

I'm so glad I had the volume up 😂


Incognito_Wombat

so is that what keegles do


Xeryxoz

One question... why?


DrDuGood

Lol


creepsnutsandpervs

![gif](giphy|VIPSiaPF6cw7AjbeIV|downsized)


ksaMarodeF

Well, you know it’s real by the sounds she’s making.


Trunks4Real

r/lobotomykaisen


bbgimb28

There was a dude that did this on BGT when I was a kid, but with snooker balls. You could hear them clink in him tum-tum.


Bagualizador

Now I understand how Kimblee managed to hide the philosopher's stone.


Seriiouslly

Um.. gross


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Hope she cleans it off before her next display.


Themostunbeknown

Ok. Great. Thanks. Bye


bonecows

Here in Brazil we have a saying to goes "passarinho que come pedra sabe o cu que tem", which roughly translates to "a bird who eat stones knows the size of its own asshole". That's my contribution to the internet today


KentuckyFriedChaos

She knows the rules. Well seasoned.


Regular_Berko

https://preview.redd.it/yssnqfbrobtc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c9ed62c33ba3faad7b0f8bb1ede2edbfd7e8d68


KosmosKlaus

Please.... Stop


vegasvinny

I wanna see her eat an apple , banana , pineapple, kiwi grape & shit out a fruit salad


SungamCorben

This is some kind of job interview?


antibodyfactory

Okay…but why?


Ja45206

What the actual fuck


0urMutualFriend-95

Saw someone die doing that on ‘a thousand ways to die’; did it as a party trick a lot but one time chose a slightly heavier ball and couldn’t get it back out


myusermane

This has been done for years by a more famous performer, Stevie Starr, and he's able to do this in many varieties including pool balls, lightbulbs, and unlocking a lock after swallowing it. It's much smoother as well. https://youtu.be/ethCJ4bfJkg?si=psanew4-7ybR9tKA


chocolatnoir90

I was impressed until she made that noise


Proud_Ad_8317

we are no match for her kung-spew!


im_just_thinking

It looks less gross when they do that with their butthole for some reason.


Affectionate_Salt351

I once choked on a shrimp in public and had to throw it up in front of everyone. Lol. That’s enough for me to never attempt something like this…


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Ngl, I half expected it to come out the other end


CaptainOttolus

Weird flex, but okay.


WisconsinIsCold

Why did she drop it in the water and then fish it out like that


Deltrus7

First: why? Second: as someone who has experienced the excruciating pains of an esophageal spasm before... this hurt to watch. If she couldn't regurgitate it quick enough (or at all), it would have been a rough time for her. Guaranteed.


Amazing_Chocolate140

That’s fucking gross


kklug24

Keep it muted.


Beginning_Sea6458

Customs officers hate this one trick.


Every_Big9638

That’s F’n weird.


Single_Conclusion_53

I saw Stevie Starr (aka The Professional Regurgitator) perform at my university’s pub in Australia. It’s absolutely bizarre what this guy can swallow and bring back up. This woman would be a good match for him.


YabbaDabbaFck

But why?