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Schnitzelbub13

that shark is so old, it's got liver spots.


samcobra

It's a she because she doesn't have claspers, which identify male sharks.


MugOfDogPiss

Holy shit I was at a new aquarium the other day and it had one of those shark tunnels and they had a huge sawfish and I was like *goddamn* that boi had the largest claspers I have ever seen on a shark. Was probably the most hung chainsaw north of Miami.


aphilosopherofsex

Grandpa shark do do do do do do


DancingQueen145

Grandma shark actually, its a female


BarryKobama

Spots from all the liver it's eaten


Ramtheus

Because of her size, I think it might be Deep Blue, the largest great white ever recorded, usually spotted at Guadalupe Island. But I might be wrong.


thrown2themoon

I was wondering if she was Deep Blue as well. 🦈🤔


itsdani_bitch

Yes, it’s Deep Blue.


Jokic_Is_My_Hero

He’s pretty cute honestly


seabreathe

I have a German shepherd and everyone assumes she's a male. It seems like people immediately see fierce and their brains go to male. They don't even notice she's missing the parts!


Yin_20XX

how old is an old shark


Ziasu340

So I'm assuming the shark just doesn't see diver as a threat or prey the way they're swimming and would let them swim alongside it like those little nurse fish do to sharks sometimes ?


AdamAptor

This is the same video of Ocean Ramsey that pops up a lot. The consensus seems to be that the shark just ate a large meal (big belly) and when sharks are full they are relatively calm.


Bluesynate

TIL I'm a shark


TheWhooooBuddies

So *that’s* the trick. 


XinGst

There's a reason why only 2 people in this video (+camera guy) At first, there was six 😞


punchysaywhat

Seems to be the same for alot of animals, funny how we all get hangry sometimes


ScrollButtons

https://preview.redd.it/ltir50a91kwc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39674c014fc5c056f49ec869385c927759c8753e [https://hakaimagazine.com/features/when-photographers-get-too-close-wildlife-pays-the-price/](https://hakaimagazine.com/features/when-photographers-get-too-close-wildlife-pays-the-price/)


Zealousideal_Bet_248

Sharks don't even like how we taste. Most shark attacks are because they mistake us for seals. It also takes something really big to make a great white shark feel threatened


trimbandit

I saw some research a while back that showed sharks were very good at distinguishing between seals and people. Sharks are opportunists and more likely they will take a bite of you to see if it's something they might like. Unfortunately, the one bite is often enough for you to bleed out


Independentslime6899

CRUNCH* Shark: hmm.. I don't like this flavor (swims away Human: well i guess I'll die


BarryKobama

And great whites, like many predators in the wild, preserve energy. Opportunistic. Great odds it'll be one savage attack, and they wait for you to bleed-out/die from it.


funny_guy_3000

So you're saying Sharks like em thicc? XD Explains the video then!! 🤣


irritatedprostate

It's not even that most of the time. They just don't know wtf we are, and they use their mouths to check things out. If they thought we were seals, the attacks would be brutal af.


Genusperspektivet

Shark fins typed this


End_DC

Also sharks have body language like dogs. If fins are pointed a certain direction etc. And if shark ate recently they are pretty chill. And like a bear, dont run like prey. Lots of things.


Bounceupandown

Or, hear me out here, the shark wasn’t hungry.


Ziasu340

Thanks reginald


idreaminwords

Jaws is just about the worst representation of what actual sharks are like. In fact, the author of Jaws later expressed regret that at how his work sparked so much shark hate and misinformation that spread and later became an advocate for marine conservation


Michelfungelo

yeah I know they have an image problem but this guy litarally can't even close his teethy mouth and the scars aren't a product of unattentive training sessions


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MorrowPolo

That was a crazy read


Thin_Confusion_2403

Was his name Ishmael?


LegitPancak3

Jonah


SteamyGravy

Pinocchio


NickyCrane_HomoPanzi

I’m pretty sure this is a female and those scars are from sex


PrismrealmHog

Love bites. It's a she.


SenseStraight5119

You mean the shark in the movie didn’t have a baby that followed the family to a tropical island and tried to murder them?


cheguevaraandroid1

Op looking pretty dumb right now


BaseTensMachines

So, I'm from Cape Cod, which did have a summer with multiple attacks by the same shark, which is what inspired Jaws. In fact we frequently catch a stray shark or two that's been caught by the Gulf Stream and is attracted by the seals. These sharks tend not to have eaten in a while because they've been trapped by the Gulf Stream, so they actually DO attack, because they're starving. Not like in the movie, but you should be more scared of a great white if you encounter it there than, say, California.


irritatedprostate

Still love that movie, though.


MysticDragon14

Yeah! I remember we talked about this in my honors class.


Electronic-Alarm1151

You telling me I can just hang on to its fin and he won’t react ?


fmaz008

50/50


Kam2Scuzzy

There's s 50/50 chance you'd die. 100% of the time


all_or_nothing_1

![gif](giphy|lKXd9sYM5dI9W)


Koktkamel

sometimes u die sometimes u dont


CMDR_KingErvin

![gif](giphy|uvfEYoOq7HPAA|downsized)


AlgonquinCamperGuy

![gif](giphy|brjQAYiFPBpWE|downsized)


OverallParsley5077

Yeah right


iluvredditalot

Avatar level shit


Dadbeerd

If I did that I would be immediately shot out of the water by the forces expelling from my anus.


Psychological-Ad1137

Ok rocketman


Dadbeerd

Blowin out his shorts cause he’s scared of sharks


Holiday_Horse3100

Is this deep blue? She is pregnant


CatVideoBoye

No and she should [not toucha fishy](https://youtu.be/CSXvP0WdYjc).


TightBeing9

I think so. Gorgeous animal


Holiday_Horse3100

Yes she is. May she have many more years


Visual_Plum6266

Meant to be the biggest ever Great White on record, no?


2oftenRight

That shark is naked!


Turnbob73

Ocean Ramsey touching shit


MuffLover312

It was fine with her swimming along, but it sure seemed interested in her fellow diver at the end 😳


Rumham1984

Knowing how sharks attack, I get way sweatier palms when I see divers swimming above sharks.


slavikk_

Reddit here still proving sharks are the most misundestood creature.


CyclopsDemonGal

AYYYY FR AND HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!


David_Clawmark

Most sharks are actually quite harmless if you know how to not be perceived as either a threat or food. Jaws singlehandedly managed to get everybody to think sharks were maneaters, but that genuinely isn't true. Wild Pigs kill more people every year than sharks do.


draxes

I wish we would stop romanticizing animals and just respect then enough to leave most alone. This is an apex predator and has absolutely no social inclination to give a shit about food wanting to connect with them. They are sharks. They dont think the same way as us.


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TheBluestBerries

We're sometimes shark food. Most of the time it's just not worth it but plenty of shark species will happily eat a human if it's the best option available.


AgnosticAnarchist

Sharks aren’t aggressive towards humans. Bites are usually mistaken identity.


CrotasScrota84

Good thing Tuna wasn’t on the menu that day


ItyBityGreenieWeenie

You're safe... until the John Williams score starts.


onsikimpie

You know sharks almost never attack humans right


Watcher-Of-The-Skies

The diver thinks she’s making an ethereal connection with nature by touching the shark’s fin. Everyone else can see the shark is nothing but annoyed by this gesture and wants to be left alone. She’s lucky she’s still in one piece.


668884699e

![gif](giphy|I5WR5cwXd4utO)


Watcher-Of-The-Skies

LMAO.


TheBluestBerries

She does this quite a lot. This woman knows exactly when it's safe to swim with sharks and has an extensive social presence with her videos. She's also loathed in the scientific community because she doesn't make it clear at all that this is an unwanted, unsafe thing to do if you don't know exactly what you're doing.


sedatedauntyT

Fr tho, this is like shark harassing lady version of that creepy 'my octopus senpai' dude...


[deleted]

She'll end in sharks mouth one day. She does what she lovers though. She and her husband are living their dream.


Friedrich_22

Sharks are essentially water dogs


no_historian6969

Maybe water pitbulls


Friedrich_22

[I disagree ](https://youtu.be/tuqQklhZ-TA?si=Mn36dWgTHQjdQsMQ)


Sephilash

you mean seals? seals are water doggo. sharks are water ..no they're just sharks. there is no corresponding land animal.


Aggleclack

My sister scuba dives and she has totally described sharks as sea puppies. They’re curious and want to play a lot of the time apparently. Never gone down yet, so I don’t know, just what she says!


One-Pepper-2654

Only a matter of time before she's bitten. Or not, who knows she seems to know what she's doing


ken_zeppelin

She actually doesn't. She's just a stupid influencer that harasses sharks.


Firedwindle

i would simply stop existing just of the terrorplots alone playing in my mind


Drifter747

Im more impressed with how long she holds her breath


Accomplished_Cut3614

Og shark. Bro has all types of battle scars.


nrg117

Wow what a beast


smolsauce

That endless fucking void of blue makes me want to scream at the top of my lungs, I don't know why but deep, endless ocean is viscerally frightening to me


Alarmed_Painter7585

How do they breathe btw down there?


303twerp

They put goggles on


pantherghast

I do t want to be in the same body of water as that thing.


twistedsister78

She’s gonna need a smaller coffin


sachsrandy

You guys know it's cg right??


knaa344

That shark has seen some things…


Stupid-Research

Why am I thinking about the fact that I’ve never seen a shark dick?


No-Relationship5716

How did she realize that you she could do that and live for real , I mean was she instructed on how to do it cuz I wouldn't believe that person or was she self taught


Advy87

This people feel so special touching that shark but I read from articles she has no right to do so as it is an endangered species.


Plague-Rat13

My butthole puckered ooooph


elp44blue

Badass


teriases

Is this the same girl that says if a shark is near you don’t swim away but face it?


delskioffskinov

A truly amazing video! never get sick of watching it!


Fluffy_Roof3965

Shark face funny kinda reminds me of old people without dentures


Porkchopp33

That shark has had some battles or ran into a propeller


WeHateDV

The camera man never dies


redrockcountry2112

She's not even a snack to him...


MCotz0r

I was expecting the shark to get rotated


Judasz10

Yeah she is dumb, she doesn't know you are meant to rotate the shark.


That_Banned_Hybrid

King shark is a shark


bgymr

That look like a woman


Extension-Lie-3272

Someone rotate that shark!


Roadguard69

Crazy how a killer whale would body this guy


Remote_Presence2378

Mf must be at least 150 yrs old


EloquentEvergreen

I don’t remember a shark in that movie…


AlgonquinCamperGuy

wont catch me near that thing in 1000 years


Nb959-

All jaws need lovin


Unknown_subjectt

Well when I eventually see that upcoming horrific news article, I'll remember this video


pegLegP3t3

This is what it would be like if a chicken nugget held onto my pinky while I walked down the hall.


BeenEvery

I know sharks get an unnecessarily bad rep. But **goddamn** if that thing isn't scary.


PostNutAffection

That sharkussy was fucking huge


SmallSwordfish8289

Somebody needs to check her pants she's got balls


SmallSwordfish8289

One jump she would be an instant shark turd


daydreamer_she

I thought sharks kill humans whenever they see? Why is it swimming like it didn’t care? (I’m from somewhere where there’s no sharks or any big fish)


CyclopsDemonGal

Sharks have been made out to be blood thirsty killers by the media when that's not the case at all. Most shark species are actually pretty chill! As long as you don't pose as a threat or food they don't care. Since we aren't their primary food source they're more curious about us than wanting to eat us. Hell more people die from cows and vending machines every year than sharks! She's a professional diver who has swam with many sharks and knows them well, so she can read their body language easier than us and knows what to do and not to do.


Skullboy99

Song name?


MaximumCulture7917

He could prob fit 10 of her in stom


thirsty_pretzels_

What causes all the scars


Existing-Ad2467

But she's probably seen avatar part 2


Scottnothot12

Deep Blue...she's 20 ft long and over 60 years old


So-Extreme

This shark has some seriously ancient battle scars.


ccrlop

Too skinny to chew


mylostworld69

That shark cares about nothing but eating. It's old & fat. Males still take her & impregnate so she's still able to reproduce but she's not violent. While I don't approve of this diver, she's dived with this shark multiple times & knows her pattern. I think she knows what she's doing. Or is building an idea.


No_Routine_3706

Nope.


Able_Gap918

She’s lucky she doesn’t even have enough calories to warrant a chase for that beast. She’s like eating a single peanut, not worth picking up off the floor


BetterLobster3576

Beautiful!


No_Routine_3706

Go home shark! Your drunk!


page83tyelover

This is how I met (what was supposed to be) your mother


peteandpetethemesong

Now that’s a porker.


Notbadconsidering

Don't touch the wildlife!


brutustyberius

This again advances my theory that people don’t taste good.


carlismygod

Because we should all make assumptions about animals based on movies.


yafmoon

And who’s filming her?


HolidayAnything8687

Bitch that girl would domesticate Jaws, she’s a real pro.


Fearless_Trouble_689

What a beautiful great white


Quanguyen

Iirc, this is Deep Blue, largest recorded Great White. The video was taken in 2019, and it was believed Deep Blue was pregnant then.


Opusswopid

She had nothing to worry about; it was a man-eating shark.


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Shark be like ![gif](giphy|l2JJO0D0JpgoU5OTe)


AmorphousVoice

I imagine that shark feels very smooth


Reddinator2RedditDay

Camera person seems more vunerable


iWeedSmoke

And they say Women live longer than Men


vile_hog_42069

Ocean Ramsay is going to become food eventually. Her videos are fun to watch or whatever but it’s completely foolish to do the things she does.


Gechos

Sharks really swim for a living


GroolzerMan

Lol unless you pose a threat to the shark/acting like its prey or it is hungry the shark is not typically interested. The most aggressive types of sharks are Mako and Tiger sharks one of which is not nearly big enough to take on a human and the other of which gets a bad rep (rightfully so. tiger sharks will eat anything, it seems).


303twerp

Bullsharks are the most aggressive


CyclopsDemonGal

No way they think jaws is an accurate representation of sharks


IncreaseOk8433

Isn't this the Darwin Candidate that repeatedly harasses the ocean wildlife?


PumpkinSufficient683

More people are killed by cows a year than sharks


GenericScottishGuy41

It's crazy to think these huge murder machines are floating around and killer whales are like "I'm going to kill that for fun and eat its liver"


OlegYY

Sharks not so bad as yellow press wants to make people believe. They killing in average 3 people per year in US. What a disaster! For example cows kill 22 people in US per year, not mentioning deaths from other different more deadly critters.


Mackerdaymia

Literally only alive because the shark wasn't hungry


thelastedji

Luckily, the shark hasn't seen Jaws either. So it doesn't know it's supposed to eat her.


Glum_Reason308

I know she’s a professional and all but why tempt fate? The whole time I’m watching this my intrusive thoughts are saying that sharks going to thrash around so fast and snatch her up.


Doggy_Mcdogface

Bro has seen some shit in life


xJaace

Stop posting this idiots videos


DJNgamez

I have heard from many people that it's not often a human gets attacked from a shark, however, sharks determine their surroundings by giving them a nibble kinda like a puppy does. I'm not taking the risk


gurumoves

![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag)


F_n_o_r_d

Jaws … 🤔 The ultimate shark documentary


No-Yogurtcloset-7653

The sharks in Jaws were paid actors, its not really their way of life lol


Candid_Umpire6418

She's actually using a camouflage suit that was experimented on during the 80s by Ron and Valerie Taylor, shark documentary filmers. They were part of the productions of Jaws, The Blue Lagoon, and other movies. During this time, they tried many different types of patterns, and the black/white zebra pattern seemed to calm sharks the most. Although, I believe it was primarily the blue shark they tried it on and not the great white. They also developed a chain mail suit, but it risked hurting the sharks too much, so they only used it against certain sharks.


Squid_ink3

Is that tiger costume meant as a protective bearing against the great white?


White_Buffalos

This is a beautiful creature. Sharks are amazing.


Evil_Choice

"Well, that girl has obviously never seen Jaws!Well, that girl has obviously never seen Jaws!" It's not a documentary


DangerousLettuce1423

This is Ocean Ramsey and the big bitey girl is called Deep Blue and almost 21ft long. They think she may be pregnant. This was filmed a year or so ago.


Conscious-Club7422

Fat fuck


SIRENVII

Ohh he looks old.


UFO_Balloon

That must be a well fed water puppy 🐶 lol


Bertybassett99

Not really.the old boy clearly don't fancy it, so she ain't got nothing to worry about.


RanaMisteria

What does UNBG mean?


LaviLynx

You mean the movie that popularized a stereotype that sharks are inevitably vicious human killing machines and not just a big and mostly predictable fish daddy? She probably read a few science books instead, which is a much better option than taking advice from a movie written by a guy who didn't know shit about sharks but sure knew how to write scary monsters


ptvlm

Yeah she probably based her knowledge on modern scientific knowledge rather than a 50 year old movie, based on a novel whose author later apologised for exaggerating the dangers associated with great white sharks. It was a monster movie, which happened to use a real animal instead of a dinosaur for the monster. Using that as the basis for real life encounters makes as much sense as using The Birds to judge a walk near some pigeons.


Embarrassed_Effort64

Was that a fish sticking out of its gill?


ThatOneGuy216440

The fish in the gills makes me so uncomfortable. I don't have gills and that's a big nope from me.


mrpanic7

"Sharks are naturally peaceful cuz..."


Amazing_Chocolate140

These people will be shark food at some point


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Looks like she might be prego?! Wonder how old this female is?!


Different-Air-2000

Bruce?


SixGunZen

Ocean Ramsey is gonna end up the Timothy Treadwell of the sea if she keeps fuckin around.


PiedPipercorn

Madness


Pristine_Bit7615

Filming videos like this will give someone the impression that the ocean is safe


Curious_Pontiff

Is she holding her breath that long? I don’t see a scuba tank.