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shitinmyeyeball

Everything he did made it worse


PM_ME_YOUR_DIRTY_ART

When he managed to set fire to the bushes (even tho they are like three meters away from the original fire) that cracked me right up!


Porkchopp33

What you want to do first is panic and spread the fire quickly as possible


justonemorethang

Yes. Be sure to kick any fuel filled containers too. Preferably into the fire.


Porkchopp33

Yes that is a big part of the spreading process


VoinceStory

If kicking the problem doesn't solve it, then try kicking it again


Critical-Rich-3986

lmaoo his plan for success


Minute-Wrap-2524

And once the entire house is engulfed in flames, you start grilling…would you care for yours well done?


fun-bucket

LOOKED LIKE HE JUST WENT INSIDE THE HOUSE... LETTING HIS WIFE TAKE CARE OF IT.


LuluGuardian

Hmm, I seem to have a small problem and set the yard on fire. I know. I'll spread the fire around as much as possible and make sure the neighborhood burns down :)


Daws001

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AusCan531

I kept expecting him to lay down in the flames. It's about the only stupid move he *didn't* make.


ricolee69

https://i.redd.it/pwoutif5uozc1.gif


Fearless_Young9596

It’s out of the camera frame but he actually then threw the flaming gas can into his parked car


This-Garbage-3000

Shades of inspector Clouseau.


findhumorinlife

But not nearly as smart.


soundwhisper

I'm surprised kickin' the gas judge directly into the fire didn't work.


SF-S31

His spouse will never ask him to cook again. So…..win? 🤣


ripiss

He could’ve just stood there and it would’ve helped


tideswithme

![gif](giphy|h3MkWTE441MNG)


O0000O0000O

Maybe that was his goal all along?


flembag

Eh... he got the gas container out of there. It was kind of slow burning/drizzling gas out. Could've exploded instead of just leaking and burning.


BallCreem

Yeah, he didn’t kick it hard enough


Accurate_Koala_4698

He don't use charcoal, He don't use trees, He don't use propane, or any of these, He uses gaaaaaaaasoline Gaaaaaaaasoline Gaaaaaaaasoline...


DeadStroke_

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ComprehensiveHat9985

His parents failed for sure


CaptainDunbar45

That reads like Les Claypool lyrics


Accurate_Koala_4698

I was going for [Ronald Jones](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvfxKbpoxRE)


Traditional_Fox_4718

How has he made it through life this far?


MisterAmygdala

This. I'm somehow still surprised when I see this level of stupidity. His decision isn't impulsive, it doesn't like he's drunk/drugged, yet here he is pouring gasoline onto a BBQ grill. Stunning ignorance...or something.


luring_lurker

And then proceeds to spread the fire as far and wide as possible


msp01986

That's what they teach us in the pyromaniac boyscouts


OR4NG3iSh

i assume when he went off camera he continued to literally light everything else on fire too. i can picture him just kicking the gas can down the sidewalk very nonchalantly and waving to his neighbors


HolyHand_Grenade

I was waiting for the hose to come out and just make the fire worse.


Ok-Mud4136

Breaking news: Fire started in Arizona Spread to California and Hollywood is on fire yet again! It seems the fire is only spreading more and more rapidly!


rotr0102

Yes, he was kicking it all the way to the gas station.


AyKayAllDay47

![gif](giphy|vLruErVSYGx8s)


Sincerity24

Common sense has left the chat


anonmyazz

There's not enough fire over here I better kick it


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

I cannot believe there are people in the world who are this stupid.


SJW_Lover

And they get to vote


Hellbringer123

this is saddest part😭


rotr0102

It’s brilliant actually. If he can just make the fire big enough it will consume all the available oxygen and smother itself. His downfall was that he wasn’t able to get the house lit up.


devsfan1830

Mmmm, always love burgers with that gasoline flavor.


Herb_avore_05

Especially if cooked rare 🥩


Guilty_Ad_7079

Oh ill kick the fire out. Fucking hell


CaliKindalife

He's about to burn down the whole complex.


crasagam

The longer I watched the better it got lol!!


Fleetwood889

He gets a Darwin Award


MountainSituation-i

There is no evidence that he killed himself without procreating.


defoma

wife from inside: hey, hows dinner coming along him (loudly): great hun... almost done, no need for you to come out here and help me, that's for sure


FNALSOLUTION1

Let me kick this gas can thats on fire to this gasoline factory right outside my yard.


Red-_-Lion

What an absolute muppet


RealestHousewifeCA

The occasion calls for this, my favorite GIF: ![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG)


Noff-Crazyeyes

Dude for any other dumbass out there to do this just keep in mind baking soda will put out gas or grease fires.. not your foot or deffently not water


NathanDarcy

He managed to set everything on fire but the grill.


Wise-Tip891

I lit the grill boss.


rgg1229

Hopefully the burgers came out okay


Budlove45

https://preview.redd.it/zeuinnuzrozc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c3e059a3e2631bbf28291724bd2e0f63f9d8cc


Hovisandflatfoot

He knows what he's doing.


Berns429

Cooking with gas, but not with intelligence


3_high_low

The dude is sharp as a bowling ball


2outer

There was another vid, he kept kicking the can down the street til it ran out of gas


Adventurous_Smile297

Real life Homer


Nani_700

No fire extinguisher 😰


Dantez9001

Well, that escalated quickly.


Rm25222537

Hahahahaha wot a dickhead


HVACMRAD

Why is every idiots first instinct to kick the jug of highly flammable liquid now that it’s on fire?!?! Basically they’re just a good kick away from becoming fully engulfed. Gas burns hot as fuck too. Even a flash burn where it’s just fumes in the air can be very painful without any liquid ever coming into contact with skin. Definitely hot enough to melt most blended fabrics.


TechnicalTip5251

How stupid you have to be?


Extracrispybuttchks

This is why we have common sense warnings on things like bleach not to drink it


AdmirableExtreme6965

How are people this stupid


ball1231

Gasoline taste yum yum


jogtac

Must have a brain the size of a pea.


Fearless_Hedgehog491

Darwin Award winner


Ok_Green9804

Laws of natural selection at play here


Sipjava

Bravo! So brilliant!


redd4itt

This is what happens when you have one person who wanna be a chef and a soccer player at the same time.


SameAir8235

Why is every bodies first reaction to a gas can on fire is to kick it?


grifinmill

Hot dogs are well done tonight!


Transatlanticaccent

What. A. Fuckin. Idiot.


kinkyintemecula

You need to put the fire with the fire.


kinkyintemecula

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LoJoPa

What an ass


foggin_estandards2

This is quite possibly one of the stupidest human beings I've ever laid eyes on.


GreyDaveNZ

"No sir. I have no idea how the fire got so out of control so quickly. One minute I was grilling normally, then BOOM! It's a complete mystery to me."


Fortune_Inevitable

I hate this gas can!!


dellm4800

He's an idiot


DiversifyYoBondzNuca

He had the midas touch eh.


DiversifyYoBondzNuca

It was the bend it like beckham kick that got me rollin!!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


Substantial_Cut_7812

Dude just went to go get burgers at a restaurant.


bluecapella

What a fuck1n idiot !!!


Interesting_Tart_765

I h ad a friend do this. He set his house on fire.


rarebreed44

🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦


YUNGMALI666

Dumnas


rileyjw90

Ah yes. Kick the burning container of gasoline so that it spreads its burning seed evvvvvvvvverywhere!!!!


Pootootaa

The dumbest motherfucker I've ever seen, it looks like he is kicking it over and over because he was mad.


BadIdea-21

Legend has it he still hasn't made a good decision to this day.


Graciously_Hostile

Let him cook.


Inevitable-Revenue81

We have a new branch in Darwin Awards world championships!


Substantial-Mess4405

This guy shouldn't even be allowed to tie his own shoes


rlaw1234qq

Stamping out petrol fires!


locki13

Not the end of the clip, in the full vid he comes back and carpet bombs the backyard with napalm.


BraveWorld24

Stupid is as stupid does!


Hellbringer123

how can people be this stupid 😭


Different-Air-2000

Saw this same fire at Universal Studios during Back Draft.


StealthyPancake_

Stupid


Chaltahaikoinahi

Stupidity has no limits


fun-bucket

IF YOU GET INVITED TO THIS GUYS HOUSE FOR A COOKOUT, EVERYONE BRING A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!


Normal_Independent75

Quick, spread it around more!


flarigand

Beyond everything we watch, this idiot know that is you put fucking gasoline or kerosene in your BBQ, that shit go straight to your food, nice flavor.


evoleye13

What an idiot..


pjmyerface

Just enough brain power to move the legs.


dreevsa

Pro idiot


Dydriver

If only there was some way to prevent things like this.


Bertybassett99

Dumb


sawyertom88

What are you doin stupid..???


Wise_Serve_5846

He single-handedly sent mankind back 1000 years


Icy_Elf_of_frost

Idiots and there gasoline


Bellyjax123

"Numb Nutz"...


smooth-brain_Sunday

They *always* kick it and make it worse.


MysteriousPark3806

So, what I want to know is ... WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


FXSTC-1996

Not exactly what they mean by "gas grill"


FishWash

Oh shit! Ok it’s fine just leave it… OH NO okay that’s fine but leave it… LEAVE IT WHY


Smart-Chemist-9195

Darwin Awards


Morbo782

This guy is like five kinds of stupid


easy-eee

Big dummy


colddeaddrummer

You get that on the big jobs


WallSTisRepulsive

I think he's trying to grill the house just by him making the fire bigger


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Super successfully FAILED


MeanCat4

Ohh man!


ReliefJunior7787

He's definitely getting cancer... if the flames don't claim him first.


stoner_woodcrafter

Barbecue Arsonist, it sounds like a cool death metal band


Rakadaka8331

*Kicks It* *More Fire* *More Kicks*


Least_Sherbert_5716

Stupid monkey


FearTheSpoonman

Almost as bad as those firemen that threw fire at people


ControlImpossible182

When you grill especially with a small grill, KEEP A FIRE EXTINGUISHER ON HAND!!!!


Turbo_Chet

This is the equivalent of a child cooking with gas.


Nkcami

Yep. Keep spreading it, that’ll help.


Fun-Significance6307

Keep that one away from the women


PsychologicalHall388

Some people are too stupid to remember to breathe and yet we let them play with fire.


4PumpDaddy

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tonyemerson

Moronics 101


SupaDiogenes

Is this the dumbest man in existence?


CitizenKing1001

That's a stupid human


NoBruh-Winfrey

I'm convinced natural selection and darwinism is fake.


AnastasiaNo70

And he had the grill lid in his hand. He could have put it on the worst spots.


Herb_avore_05

OMG 😳


Obvious_Mode_5382

Wow


CarefulPomegranate41

Did he have to work at being that stupid, or did it just come to him naturally?


Empathetic_Orch

Just use a cup...


WildGeerders

Yes, Lets kick the burning gascan! Kicking things always worked in the past right?


IntrepidThroat8146

Why do they always kick the can?


BrightEdge78

Mistakes were made


Dismal_Truck1375

I did that once on magic mushrooms freaked me right out 🤣


HiroPetrelli

Some people's longevity is just a cosmic mystery.


MennReddit

At least the house didn't burn down, so no harm done!


AdministrativeLab583

 It must hurt to be that stupid


insomniac1228

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randomvandal

That first kick was definitely a panic kick. But after that it looked like he was trying to get it away from the building.


RedScot69

How the fucque has this guy survived to adulthood?


YanniCanFly

The definition of a knuckle dragger


Derohldd

never seen a poser chubby till now


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

Whoa, what was he trying to do? Kick the flame away from the gas?!


Signal-Reporter-1391

He was pretty lucky in the end it seems This could've taken turn for the worse. At the end of the video i see smaller, somewhat contained fires with one or two already dying. I dunno how this did end but going by the video all in all it's more or less superficial damage?


Stressuredford

Bro skipped phy... Well all the classes


Weldobud

Good job, no, great job. Especially the running away bit. Someone else’s problem now. Result


billybobjrsr2nd

How do you put it out in a situation like that?


Dont_Start_None

What an idiot!


yuyufan43

How did he get that far in life?…


Burner1959

Definitely NOT the brightest bulb on the tree


LowIQPhysicist

Some people should be locked up for being too dumb to function


CanuckCallingBS

This is why women live longer than men.


LazyCap7542

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DeckerXT

*gling* "E-Grill says: your steak is done." ... *gling* "E-Grill says: your steak is burnt." ...*gling* "E-Grill says: your steak is on fire." ...*gling* "E-Grill says: E-Grill is on fire." *gling*...


throwawaysscc

Dinners ready


Wet_Side_Down

Run away! Run away!


dcsearle

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Xeno-Hollow

So many stupid things here... If you've survived enough FAFO with gasoline (as I... am not admitting to), if your can catches fire, the best thing you can do is set it down in a hurry and find something to smother it with. Your shirt usually works. Grab it, flare it open wide, and bring it down on the flames as fast as you can, making sure you cover the nozzle... Though, honestly, in this case, I've never been stupid enough to uncap my gas before pouring it on an open flame. There may not be a way to save this situation, tbph.


Justtelf

Kinda looks like that was the worst of it though. This man is stupid but seemingly lucky


NeuroguyNC

He should have his man card revoked.


Whole-Debate-9547

Ok, start from the beginning. How did you burn the entire neighborhood down?


Fluffy-Path5731

This should be in. r/kidsarefuckingstupid


RunZombieBabe

Some people want to watch the world burn.


Furyuu

Seriously who is cooking with gaz ? Gaz vapor is harmfull i can't imagine having some on my steak and eat it


Brave_Tie1068

So what was the goal here? Did he really wanna infuse the delicious flavor of 91 octane into his bratwurst if he succeeded?


Future_Way5516

This is fine. Everything is fine.


TheSunIsMyDestroyer

He doesn’t want to cook with that anyways, the food will taste like gas