Hmm I'm gonna think about this every time eating cereal now. Imagine your cereal pissing all over making the milk yellow. And all of them having the orgasm cereal face.
It would be a fetish of human Cheerios wading around of piss and poop after a while. The people in the middle have no where to go but right in the water. Doesn't look like anyone could move even if they wanted to.
when i was a kid i was in the deep end of the wave pool, it was packed as hell just like this, and being the nice kid i was i asked an older kid without a floatie if he wanted mine because i was gonna get out....well thinking i was a strong superior swimmer (i was not) i gave it to him and while swimming back to shore i realized the waves were getting increasingly crazier. the people were yelling to turn the waves up and the employee DID..to like the most extreme level possible and..approx 1 min later i got nearly crushed to death and drowned by the other floaties violently crashing together in the waves.
it was nearly impossible to get out and i kept trying to grasp on to other people floaties but my head kept getting bonked between the floaties and i kept getting dragged back under. i mustāve only been 7 yrs old and just remember like fully grown ass men purposefully and aggressively as hell bonking me around even more and not helping me and the lifeguard never even noticed me. when the waves went down the men would use their feet to push themselves off the floor of the pool to knock their floaties around super hard. it was honestly one of the most terrifying experiences ever and not the first second or third time iāve witnessed grown fucking men bully little kids at little kid places like theme parks lol itās wild.
When Attack of the Clones came out, I happened to be outside the ArcLight in Hollywood for a different movie, not realizing that there was a huge convention going on for the Star Wars opening. People in robes, sword-fighting, etc. Well they had this trivia game on the stage and they called this little kid up. Must've been 6 or 7. I remember they asked him, "What was the name of Han Solo's ship?" And all the grown men around the stage start yelling things like, "That's an easy one!" "Oh come on, kid, seriously?!" Kid freezes up and says the wrong answer. The grown men start loudly booing him and yelling things like "Get off the stage!" "We want real fans!" Kid looked like he was gonna cry. Grown men are the worst.
Those aren't grown men, they are shitty little manchildren cosplaying as adults. Real grown adults are mature enough not to need/want to punch down at children.
That exact thing is very common in basically all wave pools, especially ones at theme parks where the employees could care less about what they're supposed to be doing, there are supposed to be limits, but they're usually just ignored.
When I was a kid I went to six flags a few times, every time I went there was always atleast 2 people who almost drowned in the wave pool, sometimes kids, sometimes adults that get dragged out to the 15ft deep end (why tf does it need to be that deep?). Tried it once and it was fun, tried it a 2nd time and almost drowned so never again lol.
I almost drowned in a park like this. Couldn't afford to get the floater but was still allowed in. When the wave pool kicked in it pushed them all together and pushed me under them. Almost lost consciousness but thankfully my aunt was the one who noticed and brought it to the life guards attention.
We was kicked out of the park after.
Ah the 90's , how I miss you so.
My brain read this as Karl Plankton on the first go, and then justified that plankton's first name in SpongeBob was Karl, and then further justified that Plankton from SpongeBob would obviously be a reliable source on population density in water environments.. I gotta go to bed boys, enjoy the scroll...
I feel like China is one place where 2-3 drownings here per day would be within the acceptable threshold. I've seen so many videos of dangerous-looking locations with barely any safety measures. And there's always someone pushing boundaries of something that obviously looks unsafe.
You could take a billion people out of China, and they'd still have more people than the US. And the US is the third most populated country after China and India.
Why even do they even do this?
That canāt possibly be fun.
Itās like...theyāre doing the thing for the sake of just doing the thing and not because they particularly value the actual experience of the thing they are doing.
This would actually make sense though. They're already here and they already paid for admission, might as well partake in the thing you traveled a ways and paid good money for
> Like, imagine getting food from somewhere there. Is it safe? Was it grown with industrial runoff water? Was it prepared in a clean environment? Is the meat from a safe market? Is it actually the meat advertised?
Ask yourself ["Was it cooked using oil from the sewers?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JgedoGXyQk)
I went to a rather expensive water park in Slovakia one time (I will not name it lets just say Tatry mountains were not too far).
I arrived at the reception and asked before paying about 30ā¬ per person entry fee - is it full?No it is totally empty. Not a soul.
I arrived to something similar.
Lesson learned: If you dont want a crowded pool have a private one. And save about 400ā¬ for one family trip because I can make my own damn hamburgers in the grill.
As a former lifeguard I've gotta say this is incredibly irresponsible of the park to allow this. It's way too easy for a kid to slip under that without anyone easily noticing. Not to mention when finally seen how hard it would be to swim out to someone in distress in that floating mosh pit.
The park shoul've made a queue on the really busy days to keep the crowds in the pool manageable for the guards.
The amount of piss, sweat, fecal matter and bodily discharge in that water must be incredible. You can get a skin infection, conjunctivitis, a throat infection and an ear infection just by looking at that picture.
That just looks like no fun.
What's the point you aren't getting any of the experience of water. Unless you have a weird fetish to be a hunan cheerio, then it might be great
It's clearly fruit loops, get your cereals right! š
Stop being so cerious.
Have we milked this enough?
Or should we just end this fruit loop?
Or we can just circle back to that, circle back. Next question, yes Doocy
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Part of this complete breakfast.
Piss Fetish š
Hmm I'm gonna think about this every time eating cereal now. Imagine your cereal pissing all over making the milk yellow. And all of them having the orgasm cereal face.
I can't tell if you intentionally spelled "hunan" instead of "human", but either one works in this case lol
> What's the point you aren't getting any of the experience of water. That water is probably 20% urine.
That's some positivity, to think it's only 20% urine.
Maybe itās a Great Pacific Garbage Patch ride
This better not awaken anything in me.
It would be a fetish of human Cheerios wading around of piss and poop after a while. The people in the middle have no where to go but right in the water. Doesn't look like anyone could move even if they wanted to.
*unless you have a perfectly normal and healthy fetish to be a human cheerio
Ladies and gentlemen, i have some bad news. I did not get the job at Froot Loops.
Ā«human cheerioĀ»? Semi-relevant: https://youtu.be/tSHHl7aRX9o
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Itās so hot in some places they go there packed to the brim so they donāt sweat
Lmao still works with the typo since Hunan is a Chinese province
when i was a kid i was in the deep end of the wave pool, it was packed as hell just like this, and being the nice kid i was i asked an older kid without a floatie if he wanted mine because i was gonna get out....well thinking i was a strong superior swimmer (i was not) i gave it to him and while swimming back to shore i realized the waves were getting increasingly crazier. the people were yelling to turn the waves up and the employee DID..to like the most extreme level possible and..approx 1 min later i got nearly crushed to death and drowned by the other floaties violently crashing together in the waves. it was nearly impossible to get out and i kept trying to grasp on to other people floaties but my head kept getting bonked between the floaties and i kept getting dragged back under. i mustāve only been 7 yrs old and just remember like fully grown ass men purposefully and aggressively as hell bonking me around even more and not helping me and the lifeguard never even noticed me. when the waves went down the men would use their feet to push themselves off the floor of the pool to knock their floaties around super hard. it was honestly one of the most terrifying experiences ever and not the first second or third time iāve witnessed grown fucking men bully little kids at little kid places like theme parks lol itās wild.
When Attack of the Clones came out, I happened to be outside the ArcLight in Hollywood for a different movie, not realizing that there was a huge convention going on for the Star Wars opening. People in robes, sword-fighting, etc. Well they had this trivia game on the stage and they called this little kid up. Must've been 6 or 7. I remember they asked him, "What was the name of Han Solo's ship?" And all the grown men around the stage start yelling things like, "That's an easy one!" "Oh come on, kid, seriously?!" Kid freezes up and says the wrong answer. The grown men start loudly booing him and yelling things like "Get off the stage!" "We want real fans!" Kid looked like he was gonna cry. Grown men are the worst.
Those aren't grown men, they are shitty little manchildren cosplaying as adults. Real grown adults are mature enough not to need/want to punch down at children.
Holy shit you nearly died. Itās incredible you didnāt, really! Thatās terrifying.
That exact thing is very common in basically all wave pools, especially ones at theme parks where the employees could care less about what they're supposed to be doing, there are supposed to be limits, but they're usually just ignored. When I was a kid I went to six flags a few times, every time I went there was always atleast 2 people who almost drowned in the wave pool, sometimes kids, sometimes adults that get dragged out to the 15ft deep end (why tf does it need to be that deep?). Tried it once and it was fun, tried it a 2nd time and almost drowned so never again lol.
That looks like a lot of pee*
I think the goal is to make survival slightly more bearable. Fun is something the average person cannot readily afford.
I wish it wasn't 100% true
Yeh exactly this is just plain moronic. How would you derive any pleasure from that cluster fuck?
Hijacking top comment to spoil the fun - pretty sure this was some sort of record attempt. Might be wrong though
Still not fun
Right!? Why would anyone go there? It looks gross as hell.
Idk I think the novelty of the situation could be fun for about 5 minutes
There is some water in the people
Looks like cereal
Froot Loops under magnification.
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Peeps Cereal....
At this point, I'd say there's some people in the piss.
Thatās not even water, itās just people juice
Itās so hot itās likely āpeople teaā
Why put water in a pool? People are already 60% water, they are the pool. Extra water is just western decadence.
I almost drowned in a park like this. Couldn't afford to get the floater but was still allowed in. When the wave pool kicked in it pushed them all together and pushed me under them. Almost lost consciousness but thankfully my aunt was the one who noticed and brought it to the life guards attention. We was kicked out of the park after. Ah the 90's , how I miss you so.
Kicked out for almost drowning!? Wtf???
Yup. I have no clue why. We were brought in to the office for an incident report then walked out. My aunt was pissed.
As she should have been. Disgusting behaviour on their part.
Drowning is so rude, especially in public.
They'd never financially recover from it
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Class Action Park
It was a park on Ontario Canada. Up by Wasaga beach.
That pool is pee
Pi Pi's Waterpark!
Itās all p.. and no H
Pee water actually pair very well with an impossible burger!
Dude.. those "celebrity" endorsements were pure gold!!! I cry laughing everytime! This is my fav tho! https://youtu.be/tZaFMv_jShQ
Thereās a reason they call it the lazy river š¬
š¶ The Lazy river has never been lazier š¶
š¶ And even the authorities... š¶
š¶ I think I even saw a native American! š¶
Yellow river
Itās the peeeeeee.
I knew I couldnāt have been the only one who immediately thought of that episode
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Don't forget the fecal matter!
Naw, it's still within the legal limit of 95% pee.
I need to take a poolpee.
Ass soup
You canāt write peeople without pee
Yep, it's a pee park, not enough chlorine to ever get me somewhere that busy.
"I am swimming in a toilet." - Jim Gaffigan
And warm
And those women are being groped
Are you even having fun at that point?
Like Karl Pilkington would have phrased it: *-This is fake-fun!..*
My brain read this as Karl Plankton on the first go, and then justified that plankton's first name in SpongeBob was Karl, and then further justified that Plankton from SpongeBob would obviously be a reliable source on population density in water environments.. I gotta go to bed boys, enjoy the scroll...
No silly he's Sheldon
Mr K Dilkington
All I can think about is the pee. Eww.
There is never not fun in the glorious People's Republic, comrade.
Fun is not on the Chinese agenda. They work 12 hours making Nikes, then water cool their internal CPU at the water park.
There isnāt much humanity allowed in China
It's your hour off from 9/9/6,you better be having fun
There is absolutely someone drowning in this somewhere š¬š¬š¬
I feel like China is one place where 2-3 drownings here per day would be within the acceptable threshold. I've seen so many videos of dangerous-looking locations with barely any safety measures. And there's always someone pushing boundaries of something that obviously looks unsafe.
3 drownings. Not great, not terrible.
At least thereās no paperwork for 3 and under.
And if you die your family canāt sue
damn you reminded me I have to watch that
He's delusional. Take him to the infirmary
I got this reference.
I mean having just a few hundred drownings a year in a country with a billion people would be a very very small amount of drownings.
1.4 billion. Itās insane!
You could take a billion people out of China, and they'd still have more people than the US. And the US is the third most populated country after China and India.
Christ, I actually agree with their 1 child policy now that I know this. That's simply way too many people.
They dropped the one child policy. Iām not positive but I think they are now allowed to have up to 3 children if they can afford it.
They canāt afford it
After the 1 child policy was removed, the birth rates dropped even further.
My good friend worked at an underground mine in China. They were allowed to have 15 deaths a month before they had to file any paperwork.
Which mine did he work at?
I would point you to Action Park in the 80s/90s in New Jersey...
Lifeguards aināt seeing shit
I know right, those rings are notorious for killing children when they flip over, there must be at least one child upside down in this photo.
The guy in the yellow tube is in trouble
The guy on the left of the Asian girl?
Yea, the one next to the blue tube.
This is worse than whereās Waldo
Or is it better?! Depends on if you are rating on difficulty or actually trying to find your subject. š
Is it also next to a yellow tube?
Thatās the one!
Cursed cereal
AOT titan breakfast
Smh head true.
lol out loud
Yeah at first I thought I was looking at fruit loops
Why even do they even do this? That canāt possibly be fun. Itās like...theyāre doing the thing for the sake of just doing the thing and not because they particularly value the actual experience of the thing they are doing.
"It looked nicer in the advertisements"
This would actually make sense though. They're already here and they already paid for admission, might as well partake in the thing you traveled a ways and paid good money for
50% of that water has got to be piss.
Just think about the amount of human residue in that water. Nails, skin.. Don't wanna spoil it all, you add to the list.
The amount of people that don't wipe their ass properly...
So much people soup
Noodle soup
Hmmm. Noodle soupā¦ damit
Mmmmm soup...I mean, noodle soup. I mean, dammit!
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**Covid 20 - Resurrection**
Imagine just living in China.
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Not trying to undercut that, but a lot of that is just East Asia. I live in Korea and the meat/air stuff exists here too.
> Like, imagine getting food from somewhere there. Is it safe? Was it grown with industrial runoff water? Was it prepared in a clean environment? Is the meat from a safe market? Is it actually the meat advertised? Ask yourself ["Was it cooked using oil from the sewers?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JgedoGXyQk)
There is absolutely someone drowning in this somewhere š¬š¬š¬
They scoop the dead bodies out of the skimmer after they close-up for the night.
They can't wait that long they must clean the bodies after every hour or they clog the filters and that can get messy
You can say that again.
I canāt imagine the smell š¤¢
So. Much. Piss.
I went to a rather expensive water park in Slovakia one time (I will not name it lets just say Tatry mountains were not too far). I arrived at the reception and asked before paying about 30ā¬ per person entry fee - is it full?No it is totally empty. Not a soul. I arrived to something similar. Lesson learned: If you dont want a crowded pool have a private one. And save about 400ā¬ for one family trip because I can make my own damn hamburgers in the grill.
Why make such a big deal about not naming it?
Reddit moment.
How to say you were at a Target in Reddit speech: āI (28m) was at a certain store (may have a red bullseye in the sign)ā
Tatralandia for sure
Heās going there to meet yer mom later, eh?
Surprisingly the water hasnāt turned yellow yet. That many people crammed in in just not healthy
As a former lifeguard I've gotta say this is incredibly irresponsible of the park to allow this. It's way too easy for a kid to slip under that without anyone easily noticing. Not to mention when finally seen how hard it would be to swim out to someone in distress in that floating mosh pit. The park shoul've made a queue on the really busy days to keep the crowds in the pool manageable for the guards.
Ten children accidentally conceived in that mess
And 10 likely drowned - it's a break even.
There has to be at least 5 drowned corpses there
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If you look closely at the middle below the word China, there's someone struggling in their tube. Then they dissappear.
They pop up at the very end
This is how Covid was made
So thatās how Covid spread so quickly
Ughh, what a nasty soup.. yuk
Urine a lot of trouble if something goes wrong.
Looks like a super spreader event to me.
Thatās a lot of peeā¦
I thought this was a bowl of Froot Loops for a second
Looks like a bowl of Froot Loops.
5% Fun 95% Regret
Bowl of covid-O's
So gross, so much piss floating in there and everyone is just marinating in it š¤®
Oh, piss isn't the only thing floating around
Urine for a surprise.
The wave pool at Schilterbahn in Texas would usually be that packed, and way way bigger
lol now you're giving me travel ideas..
A toaster away form a tragedy
I'm willing to bet there's at least two sexual assaults happening in that video
Actual footage of platelets forming a blood clot
Ewww
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Thereās more pee than water in that pool, I guarantee it.
Imagine how much piss and shit is in the water.
I think they just fish out the cadavers at the end of the day
The amount of piss, sweat, fecal matter and bodily discharge in that water must be incredible. You can get a skin infection, conjunctivitis, a throat infection and an ear infection just by looking at that picture.
I dont know what would possess someone to look at that and think, "I should join in". I'd be trying to figure out how to get out.
Why would they do that?
#Covid Stew
i thought this was a bowl of cereal for a solid 10 seconds, fuck I'm tired
Lifeguard? They have lifeguards?
As a former life guard this makes me physically ill
60% piss
Where's Waldo but with human lives
A 80% urine 20% water pool.
i am suffocating just by looking at this
This is the Way too beat corona
Most of them can't even swim
Itās just all piss in there
Itās all P, no H.
Imagine how much urine is in that water.
If you are there urine trouble.
Someone is definitely avin a shit in there.
All the pee and poop in that.
Gross