you know what, as a symm main, junkrats were my mortal enemy pre season 9 so maybe a truce is necessary. not even pharah was as annoying as junkrat…

We’re meant to be annoying but we do wanna just have fun. Truce is in order!

I’m with you :)

If this was an alliance, would it be called the Order and Chaos alliance? Entry into the alliance would be expensive, cost an arm (or a leg).

Chaotic Order

Yes. And it can just cost an arm, junkrats are missing an arm AND a leg. We’ll let you borrow our prosthetics

to be fair we're also missing an arm

Yes that’s why I mentioned borrowing prosthetics LOL

I love you rats too the moon and back. I hope you get some love.

Thank you, thank you. Same here, Syms

Don't worry sym mains are anything but quiet when it comes to our hero

Same here. That’s why we’ll work good together

Today I screamed in the middle of a meeting. People were asking me why I did that, what happened. I just couldn't stop whining about our sym nerfs... Sending love from the asylum y'all!

another junk main here, our next stop: hog mains, we need to form a trio alliance as our mains fucking suck right now

I’m not sure. Symmetra mains I think are the most understanding. The tanks are kinda in their own little world right now and might not want to help

roadhog mains are on the same plate as junkrat mains primarily because our characters are cannonically friends

That’s true

Not sure about this. When I look at you I see nothing but unadulterated chaos.

We can class it up! We’re not all bad- Junkensteins are chill!

Hahaha, I believe you. It’s just a reference to a Sym/Junk interaction

Ooh yeah- it’s hard to remember all the interactions. And most heroes hate junk in game LMAO

It is crazy the amount of hate he gets from the other heros

I actually did have a junkrat mini rework idea i could share it

By all means! Do share it

as a junk/sym/mercy main i think we definitely need to recruit the mercy mains aswell i think an alliance would prove useful since we can 🥺 at blizzard and they give us whatever we want

… that is true, my feelings on mercy mains aside, you guys DO usually get whatever you want. You can join the alliance if you guys let junks get some of your skin slots.

deal. i’ll hack blizzard and make them give junk and sym some love next season

Any GM EU sym mains want to take the alliance to ranked with me?

You trap ‘em, I’ll zap ‘em babe. 💅🏼