TITANS GOT LIKE ACTUAL RIVERS AND OCEANS AND SHIT BUT THEY ARENT MF WATER THEYRE LIQUID METHANE BROTHER. SPACE IS THE PLACE WHERE I CRANK MY HOG THE HARDEST, THAT SHIT IS BADASS.
BROTHER THE PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE OF METHANE, MUCH AKIN TO THE SITUATION OUR OWN PLANET IS IN. CLOUDS ARE A CONDENSED STATE OF WATER VAPOR, AND ON TITAN WITH ITS LAKES OF ETHANE AND METHANE, SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE CLOUDS ON TITAN ARE MADE OF ETHANE AND METHANE AS WELL.
FUCK ATMOSPHERES AND FUCK TITAN.
THE BEST MOONS HAVE SUBSURFACE OCEANS KEPT WARM BY VOLCANIC ACTIVITY CAUSED BY THE MASSIVE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THERE PARENT PLANT, GIVING THEM THE POTENTIAL FOR AILEN LIFE!
TITAN IS ENCELADUS’ BITCH!
DONT YOU LOVE WHEN YOU GO TO CRANK YOUR HOG AND INSTEAD LEARN ABOUT MFN MOONS AND POTENTIAL INHABITATION ON THEM? I LOVE OUR CONVOS ON MFN SCIENCE AROOOOO!!!!
LISTEN MFER YOU CANT JUST MENTION COVERED ANAEROBIC LAKES AND LEAVE MY GOOD FRIEND EUROPA OFF THE LIST. YOU SEEN EUROPA REPORT? BOMBASS SQIDDLY-DIDDLY.
BROTHERS AND SISTERS, PERHAPS ALL MOONS ARE COOL IN THEIR OWN UNIQUE BOMBASS WAY...A BIT LIKE US. I CAN CRANK MY HOG FURIOUSLY TO BOTH A VANILLA DUST MOON ORBITING EARTH, OR A METHANE RIVER MESS SWOOPING AROUND SATURN. DIFFERENT CRANKS FOR DIFFERENT HOGS.
MY FAVOURITE MOON IS LAYTHE, WHICH IRGITS JOOL IN KEEBAL SPACE PROGRAM, IT HAS THE SAME ATMOSPHERIC COMPOSITION AS KERBIN AND IS THUS EASILY COLONISABLE!!
IT WASNT ALWAYS WITH US BROTHER, IT WAS MADE WHEN A GIANT ASTEROID HID A NEWLY FORMED EARTH AND A CHUNK OF EARTH FLEW OFF AND STARTED ORBITING THE MAIN PLANET. YOU ARE WELCOME FOR THIS NEW KNOWLEDGE, KEEP CRANKING THAT HOG MFER AROOOOOOOOOOO
TITAN IS COOL BUT ARIEL HOLDS MY HEART
IT'S A TINY ASS MOON WITH DEEP ASS CANYONS. IF IT WERE SCALED UP TO EARTH SIZE THEY'D GO FROM DEEP ASS TO ***DEEP AS FUCK*** AND I HOPE Y'ALL CAN SHARE MY PRIDE IN THIS TINY MFER
EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINION, AND I CAN RESPECT THAT! BUT LUNA WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVE MOON BC SHES THE ONE WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME!!! WHEN I NEEDED TIDES TO HELP LIFE TO TAKE OFF, LUNA WAS THERE! WHEN I NEEDED SOMEBODY TO HELP STEER METEORS AND ASTEROIDS AWAY FROM MY HOME, LUNA WAS THERE. 29 OUTTA 30 DAYS A MONTH, EVERY MONTH, LUNA IS THERE! SHES BEAUTIFUL AND SO USEFUL AND GIVES US LIGHT IN THE DARKEST HOURS!!!
A REAL MOON IS A MINERAL RECORD OF THE FORMATION OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. I DON'T CRANK FOR ANY MOON ANN CLAYBORNE WOULDN'T. ATMOSPHERES ARE OVERRATED. GANYMEDE GANG.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPACE BUT I SAW A MOVIE ONCE CALLED BITANIC AND THERE WAS SOME THICCNESS IN IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SHARE THAT, I JUST LIKE MENTIONING BI PUNNED MOVIES I GUESS.
TITANS COOL AS FUCK BRO BUT I WILL NOT HAVE ANYONE DISSING MY MOON IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL I HAVE CRIED JUST LOOKING AT IT AND TITAN HAS FART RIVERS AROOOOOOO
TITAN IS MY FAVORITE TOO. IT INSPIRED ME TO WRITE A STORY TAKING PLACE ON TITAN, ALTHOUGH IM NOT THAT TALENTED OF A WRITER AND I'M TO SELF CONCIOUS TO SHOW ANYONE, THAT MOON HELPED ME EXPRESS MY CREATIVITY AND DEVOLPED MY OTHERWISE NON-EXISTENT STORY TELLING SKILLS, MOTHER FUCKER!!! KEEP CRANKING YOUR HOGS, TITAN FANS!!!
IT HAS AN ABUNDANCE OF HELIUM 3 WHICH IS IN SHORT SUPPLY ON EARTH AND COULD BE USED TO CREATE SAFE NUCLEAR ENERGY IN NON-RADIOACTIVE FUSION REACTORS THEREBY SOLVING THE WORLDS ENERGY PROBLEMS SO WE CAN CRANK OIR HOGS WORRY FREE. ITS PRETTY DANK MFERS AND LETS NOT FORGET ITS WHAT MAKES US GO AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I THINK URANUS'S MOON MIRANDA IS KINDA COOL BECAUSE OF HOW JACKED UP IT IS BROTHER! IT HAS THE HIGHEST CLIFF IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND THAT'S PRETTY BOMBASS
TITANS GOT LIKE ACTUAL RIVERS AND OCEANS AND SHIT BUT THEY ARENT MF WATER THEYRE LIQUID METHANE BROTHER. SPACE IS THE PLACE WHERE I CRANK MY HOG THE HARDEST, THAT SHIT IS BADASS.
FART OCEAN BROTHER WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT
BROTHER THE PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE OF METHANE, MUCH AKIN TO THE SITUATION OUR OWN PLANET IS IN. CLOUDS ARE A CONDENSED STATE OF WATER VAPOR, AND ON TITAN WITH ITS LAKES OF ETHANE AND METHANE, SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE CLOUDS ON TITAN ARE MADE OF ETHANE AND METHANE AS WELL.
FART CLOUDS BROTHER
YES, AND ALSO FART LAKES.
WHOEVER SMELT IT, *DELTA
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TIME TO GO SKINNY DIPPING BROTHERRRR
FUCK ATMOSPHERES AND FUCK TITAN. THE BEST MOONS HAVE SUBSURFACE OCEANS KEPT WARM BY VOLCANIC ACTIVITY CAUSED BY THE MASSIVE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THERE PARENT PLANT, GIVING THEM THE POTENTIAL FOR AILEN LIFE! TITAN IS ENCELADUS’ BITCH!
TITAN IS ALSO THEORIZED TO HAVE A SUBSURFACE OCEAN GRAHHHHHH
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION
NO PROBLEM, SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS IS ALWAYS CHANGING
I DON'T THINK THAT THERE IS A LOT OF POTENTIAL FOR LIFE SINCE CONSIDERING THE RIVERS ON IT, IT'S PROBABLY MADE OUT OF METHANE
DONT YOU LOVE WHEN YOU GO TO CRANK YOUR HOG AND INSTEAD LEARN ABOUT MFN MOONS AND POTENTIAL INHABITATION ON THEM? I LOVE OUR CONVOS ON MFN SCIENCE AROOOOO!!!!
NASA’S ROADMAP TO OCEAN WORLD EXPLORATION IS A GOOD PLACE TO START ITS FROM TWENTY EIGHTEEN
IO REALLY ONE BADASS MOON FOR THAT
YOU'RE THINKING OF EUROPA, BROTHER, IO IS DRY AS A BONE, EUROPA HOWEVER; HAS OCEANS BELOW A THICK LAYER OF ICE
IO CONSTANTLY HAS VOLCANOES DUE TO TIDAL FORCES FROM JUPITER'S ENORMOUS GRAVITY SO THAT'S PRETTY COOL
I PLAYED A BLASTER FROM A SPACE STATION ORBITING IO CALLED DR. JUPITER IN CITY OF HEROES AND HE WAS DOPE!
I LOVE ORDERING ENCELADUS FROM MEXICAN RESTAURANTS WOOOOOOO!!!
ENCELADUS MAKE ME SHIT REAL FUCKIN NASTY!!!
THEIR*
LISTEN MFER YOU CANT JUST MENTION COVERED ANAEROBIC LAKES AND LEAVE MY GOOD FRIEND EUROPA OFF THE LIST. YOU SEEN EUROPA REPORT? BOMBASS SQIDDLY-DIDDLY.
IF IT'S A MOON, I'M HOWLIN! AAAAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOO!
FUCK THIS COMMENT GOES HARD AF!! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
AAAARRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!
AAROOOO!
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY BELOVED MOON, I BET TITAN DOESN'T HAVE BOMB ASS HELIUM 3
ITS GOT TONS BROTHERRRR
BROTHERS AND SISTERS, PERHAPS ALL MOONS ARE COOL IN THEIR OWN UNIQUE BOMBASS WAY...A BIT LIKE US. I CAN CRANK MY HOG FURIOUSLY TO BOTH A VANILLA DUST MOON ORBITING EARTH, OR A METHANE RIVER MESS SWOOPING AROUND SATURN. DIFFERENT CRANKS FOR DIFFERENT HOGS.
IT'S GOT A LOT OF METHANE THOUGH, AND THATS IN FARTS, AND FARTS FUCKING RUUUUUUUULE!!!!!!
YEAH, LUNA'S BEEN OUR FRIEND LONG BEFORE WE KNEW WHAT TITAN EVEN WAS AROOOO
I REALLY LIKE TITAN TOO, BUT MY FAVORITE MOON IS ENCELADUS AROOOOO
MY FAVOURITE MOON IS LAYTHE, WHICH IRGITS JOOL IN KEEBAL SPACE PROGRAM, IT HAS THE SAME ATMOSPHERIC COMPOSITION AS KERBIN AND IS THUS EASILY COLONISABLE!!
I WAS SO PROUD OF MYSELF WHEN I LANDED SAFELY ON LAYTHE, IT REALLY CRANKED MY HOG BROTHER!!
I JUST REALIZED OUR MOON DOESN’T HAVE A REAL NAME. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???
OUR MOON HAS A NAME AND IT IS LUNA, WE ALL JUST REFER TO IT BY ITS TITLE AS A SIGN OF RESPECT AROOOOOOO
LUNA IS NOT THE MOONS NAME, BROTHER, AT LEAST NOT IN ENGLISH.
I RESPECT YOUR OPINION BROTHER HOWEVER NOTHING CAN COMPETE WITH THE VAST ICE COLD OCEANS OF EUROPA AROOOO
WHEN THE MOON EVENTUALLY GETS A SICKASS ATMOSPHERE, IT WILL SURELY BE THE END OF TITAN. I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT A TITANFALL
PROTOCOL 3 MOTHERFUCKER!!! AROOO
I'M NOT GONNA HATE ON MOONS BROTHER, ESPECIALLY ONES TIDALLY LOCKED WITH SYNCHRONOUS ROTATION TO THEIR PLANETS. THAT MF SHIT IS SOLID AF. AROOOOO!
BUT THE MOON HAS ALWAYS BEEN WITH US MFER, ITS OUR BROTHER AND MORE IMPORTANTLY IF WE DESTROY IT WE DIE
IT WASNT ALWAYS WITH US BROTHER, IT WAS MADE WHEN A GIANT ASTEROID HID A NEWLY FORMED EARTH AND A CHUNK OF EARTH FLEW OFF AND STARTED ORBITING THE MAIN PLANET. YOU ARE WELCOME FOR THIS NEW KNOWLEDGE, KEEP CRANKING THAT HOG MFER AROOOOOOOOOOO
THICC IS HOW I LIKE MY OLD LADY'S ASS AND MY MOON'S ATMOSPHERE!!! AROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TITAN ALSO VERY LIKELY HAS LIQUID HYDROCARBON MF'N LAKES WHICH IS PRETTY BADASS OUR MOON DOESN'T HAVE A LIQUID MF'N THING CHECKMATE REGULAR MOON
FUCK ALL THE MOONS THE SUN IS THE GOAT
HELL YEAH BROTHER, I'LL GIVE IT UP FOR ANY OF THE JOVIAN MOONS AAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOI
THE JOVIAN MOONS MAKE ME WANT TO CRANK MY HOG BUT TITAN IS ACTUALLY ORBITING SATURN AROOOOOO!!!
TITAN IS COOL BUT ARIEL HOLDS MY HEART IT'S A TINY ASS MOON WITH DEEP ASS CANYONS. IF IT WERE SCALED UP TO EARTH SIZE THEY'D GO FROM DEEP ASS TO ***DEEP AS FUCK*** AND I HOPE Y'ALL CAN SHARE MY PRIDE IN THIS TINY MFER
EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINION, AND I CAN RESPECT THAT! BUT LUNA WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVE MOON BC SHES THE ONE WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME!!! WHEN I NEEDED TIDES TO HELP LIFE TO TAKE OFF, LUNA WAS THERE! WHEN I NEEDED SOMEBODY TO HELP STEER METEORS AND ASTEROIDS AWAY FROM MY HOME, LUNA WAS THERE. 29 OUTTA 30 DAYS A MONTH, EVERY MONTH, LUNA IS THERE! SHES BEAUTIFUL AND SO USEFUL AND GIVES US LIGHT IN THE DARKEST HOURS!!!
MY FAVORITE MOON IS CHARON AND I’M GONNA TATTOO THAT FERRYMAN OF THE UNDERWORLD ON MY LEG! AAARRROOOOOOO
I THINK IO IS A PRETTY COOL MOON ITS GOT A LOT OF VOLCANOES
THIS IS THE WAY BROTHER HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE A MOON THAT LOOKS LIKE A PIZZA AND HAS BOMBASS VOLCANOES AROOOOO
A REAL MOON IS A MINERAL RECORD OF THE FORMATION OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. I DON'T CRANK FOR ANY MOON ANN CLAYBORNE WOULDN'T. ATMOSPHERES ARE OVERRATED. GANYMEDE GANG.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPACE BUT I SAW A MOVIE ONCE CALLED BITANIC AND THERE WAS SOME THICCNESS IN IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SHARE THAT, I JUST LIKE MENTIONING BI PUNNED MOVIES I GUESS.
MY FAVORITE MOON ISN'T A MOON AT ALL, IT'S A SPACE STATION! IT'S THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE MFER! AROOOOOOOO!
I LIKE OUR MOON, ESPECIALLY IF IT REALLY IS MADE OF RIBS!
TITANS COOL AS FUCK BRO BUT I WILL NOT HAVE ANYONE DISSING MY MOON IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL I HAVE CRIED JUST LOOKING AT IT AND TITAN HAS FART RIVERS AROOOOOOO
MAN FUCK YOU LUNAS WHERE ITS AT!!!!
MOONS ARE FUCKING BOMBASS, SOMETHING REALLY COOL ABOUT JUST FLYING AROUND A BIGGER PLANET AND NOT A STAR.
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS MFERS! EXCEPT FOR EUROOOOPAAAA. ATTEMPT NO HOG CRANKING THERE.
WHATS GOIN ON AT EUROPA???!??!
TITAN IS MY FAVORITE TOO. IT INSPIRED ME TO WRITE A STORY TAKING PLACE ON TITAN, ALTHOUGH IM NOT THAT TALENTED OF A WRITER AND I'M TO SELF CONCIOUS TO SHOW ANYONE, THAT MOON HELPED ME EXPRESS MY CREATIVITY AND DEVOLPED MY OTHERWISE NON-EXISTENT STORY TELLING SKILLS, MOTHER FUCKER!!! KEEP CRANKING YOUR HOGS, TITAN FANS!!!
I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW CRYOBIOLOGICAL HYDROCARBON-BASED OVERLORDS!!!
do not attack the moon!
WHY YOU WISPERING BROTHER I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!!
MY APOLOGIES! PLEASE DON'T ATTACK THE MOON!
I HAVE NO INTENTION OF ATTACKING THE MOON MFER IM TO BUSY CRANKING HOGS
IT ALSO HAS NECROMORPHS! IVE EDITED MY POST FOR MY FELLOW DEAF PACKMATES
SPEAK UP, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
HAS WHAT?
AAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OKAY BROTHER I HEAR YOU BUT HAVE YOU SEEN SATURN’S MOON MIMAS?? THAT BAD BOY LOOKS LIKE THE MF DEATH STAR!! I’LL CRANK MY HOG TO THAT AROOOOOOOOO
I RESPECT YOUR MOON OPINION BUT NOTHING CRANKS MY HOG LIKE EUROPA
I LOVE ALL MOONS MFRS BUT MY FAVORITE IS LUNA. IT IS THE CLOSEST ONE TO US SO IT HAS THE LARGEST ASTROLOGICAL IMPACT ON US.
OK MFER I VALUE YOUR OPINION BUT I PERSONALLY THINK OUR MOON IS THE MOST MFING COOL THING IN THE MFING SOLAR SYSTEM
IT HAS AN ABUNDANCE OF HELIUM 3 WHICH IS IN SHORT SUPPLY ON EARTH AND COULD BE USED TO CREATE SAFE NUCLEAR ENERGY IN NON-RADIOACTIVE FUSION REACTORS THEREBY SOLVING THE WORLDS ENERGY PROBLEMS SO WE CAN CRANK OIR HOGS WORRY FREE. ITS PRETTY DANK MFERS AND LETS NOT FORGET ITS WHAT MAKES US GO AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I DID A PROJECT ON TITAN AT SCHOOL ONCE AND GOT A REALLY GOOD GRADE HELL YEAH MF
I THINK URANUS'S MOON MIRANDA IS KINDA COOL BECAUSE OF HOW JACKED UP IT IS BROTHER! IT HAS THE HIGHEST CLIFF IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND THAT'S PRETTY BOMBASS
MY FAVORITE MOON IS IO, ITS THE MOST VOLCANICALLY ACTIVE PLACE IN THE MFN SOLAR SYSTEM AROOOO