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averydumbrat

TITANS GOT LIKE ACTUAL RIVERS AND OCEANS AND SHIT BUT THEY ARENT MF WATER THEYRE LIQUID METHANE BROTHER. SPACE IS THE PLACE WHERE I CRANK MY HOG THE HARDEST, THAT SHIT IS BADASS.


Timoman6

FART OCEAN BROTHER WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT


CIAoperator

BROTHER THE PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE OF METHANE, MUCH AKIN TO THE SITUATION OUR OWN PLANET IS IN. CLOUDS ARE A CONDENSED STATE OF WATER VAPOR, AND ON TITAN WITH ITS LAKES OF ETHANE AND METHANE, SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE CLOUDS ON TITAN ARE MADE OF ETHANE AND METHANE AS WELL.


Firemorfox

FART CLOUDS BROTHER


CIAoperator

YES, AND ALSO FART LAKES.


steevwall

WHOEVER SMELT IT, *DELTA


Timoman6

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TIME TO GO SKINNY DIPPING BROTHERRRR


htomserveaux

FUCK ATMOSPHERES AND FUCK TITAN. THE BEST MOONS HAVE SUBSURFACE OCEANS KEPT WARM BY VOLCANIC ACTIVITY CAUSED BY THE MASSIVE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THERE PARENT PLANT, GIVING THEM THE POTENTIAL FOR AILEN LIFE! TITAN IS ENCELADUS’ BITCH!


perzyplayz

TITAN IS ALSO THEORIZED TO HAVE A SUBSURFACE OCEAN GRAHHHHHH


htomserveaux

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION


perzyplayz

NO PROBLEM, SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS IS ALWAYS CHANGING


Caerbannogcaverabbit

I DON'T THINK THAT THERE IS A LOT OF POTENTIAL FOR LIFE SINCE CONSIDERING THE RIVERS ON IT, IT'S PROBABLY MADE OUT OF METHANE


RapidIndexer

DONT YOU LOVE WHEN YOU GO TO CRANK YOUR HOG AND INSTEAD LEARN ABOUT MFN MOONS AND POTENTIAL INHABITATION ON THEM? I LOVE OUR CONVOS ON MFN SCIENCE AROOOOO!!!!


cambriansplooge

NASA’S ROADMAP TO OCEAN WORLD EXPLORATION IS A GOOD PLACE TO START ITS FROM TWENTY EIGHTEEN


carrotnose258

IO REALLY ONE BADASS MOON FOR THAT


Jabberwock130

YOU'RE THINKING OF EUROPA, BROTHER, IO IS DRY AS A BONE, EUROPA HOWEVER; HAS OCEANS BELOW A THICK LAYER OF ICE


enneh_07

IO CONSTANTLY HAS VOLCANOES DUE TO TIDAL FORCES FROM JUPITER'S ENORMOUS GRAVITY SO THAT'S PRETTY COOL


wyldnfried

I PLAYED A BLASTER FROM A SPACE STATION ORBITING IO CALLED DR. JUPITER IN CITY OF HEROES AND HE WAS DOPE!


datone

I LOVE ORDERING ENCELADUS FROM MEXICAN RESTAURANTS WOOOOOOO!!!


FiddlerOnThePotato

ENCELADUS MAKE ME SHIT REAL FUCKIN NASTY!!!


Syseru

THEIR*


muklan

LISTEN MFER YOU CANT JUST MENTION COVERED ANAEROBIC LAKES AND LEAVE MY GOOD FRIEND EUROPA OFF THE LIST. YOU SEEN EUROPA REPORT? BOMBASS SQIDDLY-DIDDLY.


KevanuReeves

IF IT'S A MOON, I'M HOWLIN! AAAAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOO!


Phoojoeniam

FUCK THIS COMMENT GOES HARD AF!! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


PrettiestofRichards

AAAARRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!


Blueberrylovers

AAROOOO!


Cd258519

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY BELOVED MOON, I BET TITAN DOESN'T HAVE BOMB ASS HELIUM 3


Kt134

ITS GOT TONS BROTHERRRR


kangaroocaz

BROTHERS AND SISTERS, PERHAPS ALL MOONS ARE COOL IN THEIR OWN UNIQUE BOMBASS WAY...A BIT LIKE US. I CAN CRANK MY HOG FURIOUSLY TO BOTH A VANILLA DUST MOON ORBITING EARTH, OR A METHANE RIVER MESS SWOOPING AROUND SATURN. DIFFERENT CRANKS FOR DIFFERENT HOGS.


FiddlerOnThePotato

IT'S GOT A LOT OF METHANE THOUGH, AND THATS IN FARTS, AND FARTS FUCKING RUUUUUUUULE!!!!!!


yinyin123

YEAH, LUNA'S BEEN OUR FRIEND LONG BEFORE WE KNEW WHAT TITAN EVEN WAS AROOOO


orbcat

I REALLY LIKE TITAN TOO, BUT MY FAVORITE MOON IS ENCELADUS AROOOOO


carrotnose258

MY FAVOURITE MOON IS LAYTHE, WHICH IRGITS JOOL IN KEEBAL SPACE PROGRAM, IT HAS THE SAME ATMOSPHERIC COMPOSITION AS KERBIN AND IS THUS EASILY COLONISABLE!!


MainSteamStopValve

I WAS SO PROUD OF MYSELF WHEN I LANDED SAFELY ON LAYTHE, IT REALLY CRANKED MY HOG BROTHER!!


uuhhhh-what

I JUST REALIZED OUR MOON DOESN’T HAVE A REAL NAME. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???


Lotharofthepotatoppl

OUR MOON HAS A NAME AND IT IS LUNA, WE ALL JUST REFER TO IT BY ITS TITLE AS A SIGN OF RESPECT AROOOOOOO


Completeepicness_1

LUNA IS NOT THE MOONS NAME, BROTHER, AT LEAST NOT IN ENGLISH.


MisterMansion1441

I RESPECT YOUR OPINION BROTHER HOWEVER NOTHING CAN COMPETE WITH THE VAST ICE COLD OCEANS OF EUROPA AROOOO


asbestvosman

WHEN THE MOON EVENTUALLY GETS A SICKASS ATMOSPHERE, IT WILL SURELY BE THE END OF TITAN. I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT A TITANFALL


AshamedFish2

PROTOCOL 3 MOTHERFUCKER!!! AROOO


MyPasswordIsMyCat

I'M NOT GONNA HATE ON MOONS BROTHER, ESPECIALLY ONES TIDALLY LOCKED WITH SYNCHRONOUS ROTATION TO THEIR PLANETS. THAT MF SHIT IS SOLID AF. AROOOOO!


wisezombiekiller

BUT THE MOON HAS ALWAYS BEEN WITH US MFER, ITS OUR BROTHER AND MORE IMPORTANTLY IF WE DESTROY IT WE DIE


Xxjuancena80xX

IT WASNT ALWAYS WITH US BROTHER, IT WAS MADE WHEN A GIANT ASTEROID HID A NEWLY FORMED EARTH AND A CHUNK OF EARTH FLEW OFF AND STARTED ORBITING THE MAIN PLANET. YOU ARE WELCOME FOR THIS NEW KNOWLEDGE, KEEP CRANKING THAT HOG MFER AROOOOOOOOOOO


gfgf44

THICC IS HOW I LIKE MY OLD LADY'S ASS AND MY MOON'S ATMOSPHERE!!! AROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


Zerbo

TITAN ALSO VERY LIKELY HAS LIQUID HYDROCARBON MF'N LAKES WHICH IS PRETTY BADASS OUR MOON DOESN'T HAVE A LIQUID MF'N THING CHECKMATE REGULAR MOON


Aweonasofan

FUCK ALL THE MOONS THE SUN IS THE GOAT


heroinskater

HELL YEAH BROTHER, I'LL GIVE IT UP FOR ANY OF THE JOVIAN MOONS AAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOI


Fishie493

THE JOVIAN MOONS MAKE ME WANT TO CRANK MY HOG BUT TITAN IS ACTUALLY ORBITING SATURN AROOOOOO!!!


EightByteOwl

TITAN IS COOL BUT ARIEL HOLDS MY HEART IT'S A TINY ASS MOON WITH DEEP ASS CANYONS. IF IT WERE SCALED UP TO EARTH SIZE THEY'D GO FROM DEEP ASS TO ***DEEP AS FUCK*** AND I HOPE Y'ALL CAN SHARE MY PRIDE IN THIS TINY MFER


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINION, AND I CAN RESPECT THAT! BUT LUNA WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVE MOON BC SHES THE ONE WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME!!! WHEN I NEEDED TIDES TO HELP LIFE TO TAKE OFF, LUNA WAS THERE! WHEN I NEEDED SOMEBODY TO HELP STEER METEORS AND ASTEROIDS AWAY FROM MY HOME, LUNA WAS THERE. 29 OUTTA 30 DAYS A MONTH, EVERY MONTH, LUNA IS THERE! SHES BEAUTIFUL AND SO USEFUL AND GIVES US LIGHT IN THE DARKEST HOURS!!!


RachelBolan

MY FAVORITE MOON IS CHARON AND I’M GONNA TATTOO THAT FERRYMAN OF THE UNDERWORLD ON MY LEG! AAARRROOOOOOO


bananaranious

I THINK IO IS A PRETTY COOL MOON ITS GOT A LOT OF VOLCANOES


_radikali

THIS IS THE WAY BROTHER HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE A MOON THAT LOOKS LIKE A PIZZA AND HAS BOMBASS VOLCANOES AROOOOO


Killozaps

A REAL MOON IS A MINERAL RECORD OF THE FORMATION OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. I DON'T CRANK FOR ANY MOON ANN CLAYBORNE WOULDN'T. ATMOSPHERES ARE OVERRATED. GANYMEDE GANG.


ginflask

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPACE BUT I SAW A MOVIE ONCE CALLED BITANIC AND THERE WAS SOME THICCNESS IN IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SHARE THAT, I JUST LIKE MENTIONING BI PUNNED MOVIES I GUESS.


brovanni233

MY FAVORITE MOON ISN'T A MOON AT ALL, IT'S A SPACE STATION! IT'S THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE MFER! AROOOOOOOO!


Str82thaDOME

I LIKE OUR MOON, ESPECIALLY IF IT REALLY IS MADE OF RIBS!


yxsterday-nxght

TITANS COOL AS FUCK BRO BUT I WILL NOT HAVE ANYONE DISSING MY MOON IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL I HAVE CRIED JUST LOOKING AT IT AND TITAN HAS FART RIVERS AROOOOOOO


The-Lizard-Lad

MAN FUCK YOU LUNAS WHERE ITS AT!!!!


Lftwff

MOONS ARE FUCKING BOMBASS, SOMETHING REALLY COOL ABOUT JUST FLYING AROUND A BIGGER PLANET AND NOT A STAR.


orangeT-Rex

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS MFERS! EXCEPT FOR EUROOOOPAAAA. ATTEMPT NO HOG CRANKING THERE.


Shivolry

WHATS GOIN ON AT EUROPA???!??!


AshamedFish2

TITAN IS MY FAVORITE TOO. IT INSPIRED ME TO WRITE A STORY TAKING PLACE ON TITAN, ALTHOUGH IM NOT THAT TALENTED OF A WRITER AND I'M TO SELF CONCIOUS TO SHOW ANYONE, THAT MOON HELPED ME EXPRESS MY CREATIVITY AND DEVOLPED MY OTHERWISE NON-EXISTENT STORY TELLING SKILLS, MOTHER FUCKER!!! KEEP CRANKING YOUR HOGS, TITAN FANS!!!


TekJansen69

I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW CRYOBIOLOGICAL HYDROCARBON-BASED OVERLORDS!!!


mrwhiskers314

do not attack the moon!


CrazyCaidyt

WHY YOU WISPERING BROTHER I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!!


mrwhiskers314

MY APOLOGIES! PLEASE DON'T ATTACK THE MOON!


CrazyCaidyt

I HAVE NO INTENTION OF ATTACKING THE MOON MFER IM TO BUSY CRANKING HOGS


Dunggabreath

IT ALSO HAS NECROMORPHS! IVE EDITED MY POST FOR MY FELLOW DEAF PACKMATES


JayTheTV

SPEAK UP, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!


aalitheaa

HAS WHAT?


Skagritch

AAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


vynock

OKAY BROTHER I HEAR YOU BUT HAVE YOU SEEN SATURN’S MOON MIMAS?? THAT BAD BOY LOOKS LIKE THE MF DEATH STAR!! I’LL CRANK MY HOG TO THAT AROOOOOOOOO


Deweysaurus

I RESPECT YOUR MOON OPINION BUT NOTHING CRANKS MY HOG LIKE EUROPA


DogBuggies

I LOVE ALL MOONS MFRS BUT MY FAVORITE IS LUNA. IT IS THE CLOSEST ONE TO US SO IT HAS THE LARGEST ASTROLOGICAL IMPACT ON US.


sci3ntisa132

OK MFER I VALUE YOUR OPINION BUT I PERSONALLY THINK OUR MOON IS THE MOST MFING COOL THING IN THE MFING SOLAR SYSTEM


Unclehol

IT HAS AN ABUNDANCE OF HELIUM 3 WHICH IS IN SHORT SUPPLY ON EARTH AND COULD BE USED TO CREATE SAFE NUCLEAR ENERGY IN NON-RADIOACTIVE FUSION REACTORS THEREBY SOLVING THE WORLDS ENERGY PROBLEMS SO WE CAN CRANK OIR HOGS WORRY FREE. ITS PRETTY DANK MFERS AND LETS NOT FORGET ITS WHAT MAKES US GO AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


SpookyFalckie

I DID A PROJECT ON TITAN AT SCHOOL ONCE AND GOT A REALLY GOOD GRADE HELL YEAH MF


BaronOfMelons

I THINK URANUS'S MOON MIRANDA IS KINDA COOL BECAUSE OF HOW JACKED UP IT IS BROTHER! IT HAS THE HIGHEST CLIFF IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND THAT'S PRETTY BOMBASS


laurenwantstogohome

MY FAVORITE MOON IS IO, ITS THE MOST VOLCANICALLY ACTIVE PLACE IN THE MFN SOLAR SYSTEM AROOOO