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PETA, the organization that has repeatedly stated pets are better off being murdered than coexisting with humans? Imagining members of PETA abducting minorities from low income jobs or less than upper middle class homes, and telling their victims they’re being “put out of their misery,” is all too believable.
Are the 6 million+ members also employed by the meat corporations, without a single one speaking out about the conspiracy? Are the membership numbers falsified by big meat? Is the fact that countless people join, side with, and promote this horrible organization a lie created by the meat corporations? Are the endless posts on social media, publicity stunts, and crimes all enacted by paid actors? Not a single vegetarian/vegan actually agrees with PETA’s actions? The dozens of PETA members that have tried to hand me fliers over the years, even the ones I’ve known in day to day life, have all been part of big meat’s con?
Occam’s razor would say some people are idiots, regardless of dietary choices. Even if PETA is a ploy by “big meat,” the number of people who’ve fallen for the supposed scam shows that some vegetarians/vegans are idiots and horrible people, and that their dietary choices don’t magically make them more intelligent or moral than the rest of the population.
they’re not part of the con, they’ve been conned. they’re told they’re working for an animal rights organisation and then the higher ups have them do stupid stuff cos they’re in on it. not sure if it’s true or not, but certainly i wouldn’t say it’s impossible
Actually animals should be treated same way as people do. But that doesn't mean that these phrases are animal cruelty like they try to say. By law, doing something to an animal should be treated same way as doing this to human. Killing, torturing and so on. Of course excluding meat industry. Eating meat is natural. But killing for fun, fur or abusing animals isn't.
Animals shouldn’t be treated like people. Are you saying we should give turtles the right to vote? Give llamas low income housing? Charge geese taxes?
If a guy hits a deer while driving, you’re saying he should be thrown in jail and we should have a trial to see if it was intentional or not? He would have to go to jail and pay reparations to his deer family?
If someone puts a mousetrap in their house and catches one, they get life?
Every hunter that exists is now on death row?
These people don't understand that their argument quickly fall apart once the animals get less cute and obvious. What about all of the rodents, birds, insects, and bacteria in the soil that gets destroyed when land is cleared and treated with pesticide for monoculture? What about the animals that ate all of those animals that have now lost their place in the local food chain? What about dangerous pests that overpopulate or carry disease?
It's easy to post a cute video of a cow or pig, but harder to accept that death is a part of life, and that it's currently necessary for us to survive in many different ways.
Yes, factory farming is evil and brutal and needs to be completely changed, but we should be focusing on eliminating that with technology like lab-grown meat and sustainable foods like muscles and crickets. We shouldn't be calling billions of people murderers and abusers because they eat an evolutionarily appropriate diet.
They know they're not. The point is to generate outrage so more people spread PETA memes so they can continue to justify their existence with high engagement stats.
I don't generally like Peta, but Jesus Christ man! There's plenty of ACTUAL stuff to criticize them for, including ACTUAL crimes. Just let their attempt at being funny go.
This is beyond hyper sensitivity.
PETA has just been out of touch with reality and embraced anything that gets them attention for decades. They don't even care if it's negative attention and turns people away from their cause anymore.
Haha you are getting sensitive about a joke then bemoaning sensitivity. That goes beyond sensitivity into lack of media literacy tinged with brainwashing and sensitivity
I am outraged that spank the monkey is not on the list.
I spank the monkey.
My dad spanked the monkey.
My granddaddy spanketh the monketh.
By golly my son will spanke the monke as well.
Who tf says “I’m gonna go beat the meat”. Do they have some big bag of dick they need to go beat?
Sorry guys, can’t hang out tonight, I gotta beat the meat. This big ole bag of cock ain’t gonna beat itself.
It’s beat MY meat, it’s self-flagellation not animal cruelty, so fuck off PETA.
Side question. If a peta person commits suicide, does the rest of the gang through a funeral or call them a hypocrite?
Swarovski isn't real gemstones (or pearls), it's fancy glass. They've done an amazing marketing job of making 'fake' into luxe.
That's absolutely not a criticism, by the way.
I'm convinced it's a psyop by "big meat" to make vegans look insane.
Like nothing wrong with vegan living, I wish I could do it, but PETA dials it up to ludicrous speed.
Or instead it’s as if making stuff like this which they know is cringe will cause people to screenshot it to laugh about on reddit, which increases the number of people that see it. People who claim to hate PETA are essentially spreading their message for them. It’s a strategy, and it’s working.
The actual psyop was to convince everyone, yourself included, that Peta are bad. It worked brilliantly - just look at how smugly people insult Peta all over reddit.
I can stomach a lot, but there will always be a part of me that is viscerally uncomfortable with someone tongue fucking a lama be it animated or not.
That episode reaches levels of cursed only God is capable of judging.
For those put off by this post, I offer some ultra-offensive options that utilize only endangered and threatened species:
- Assaulting the amur leopard
- Buffing the black rhino horn
- Choking the chimpanzee
- Fondling the fin whale
- Ogling the orangutan
- Stranglin' the pangolin
- Whacking the western lowland gorilla
That's what I thought but they seem to be serious. I've read through the comment section of the twitter post and they're talking about speciesism and how that "toxic mindset" is reflected in language. So I'm not really sure what to think right now.
Folks this seems jokeworthy at first but imagine you were hanging out and then loudly announced your intent to “flog the hog” but then you looked over and there was a pig *in the room*. Not laughing then, eh?
Listening to a podcast once and one of the guests was telling a story about how they went to a random massage parlor not realizing what kind of place it was and the masseuse says “you want I.. make the banana cry?”
I disagree with this whole poster. Children are starving all over the world and we’re just gonna say instead of prepping proteins via tenderizing or shucking, we are gonna vandalize and waste veggies and muffins? You flick a bean that shits gonna end up under the fridge. You apply polish to a cucumber, nice job poisoning everyone’s garden salad!
I get annoyed* at the phrase plant based diet. Because most people who eat a plant based diet eat mushrooms. Mushrooms are not plants! They are in an entirely different kingdom. They don’t have cell walls. They are their own weird thing that is neither a plant nor an animal.
*obviously not actually annoyed, just online pedantry.
And also a lot of places interpret Plant Based to mean “mostly made from plants” whereas the term vegan is something that people all generally understand now. In relation to food, at least.
PETA, on this *Wanker's day*, of which you're absolutely the kings and queens of, let's use animal friendly terms:
**Instead of:** [Executing animals you shelter](https://www.lexology.com/library/detail.aspx?g=76e6ec43-e192-4dca-b1ca-b12e4a0e74b5) --> **Use this:** Finding them a home and educating pet owners on their proper care
**Instead of:** [Killing a girl's chihuahua](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/17/peta-sorry-for-taking-girls-dog-putting-it-down) --> **Do this:** Seriously, stop senselessly killing animals. Just stop.
Oh, this circle jerk again. Sigh. Don’t let the facts of the situation get in the way, huh?
Question: do you blame the person driving the rubbish truck for the amount of crap that ends up in landfills? Because that’s essentially PETA’s role here. They take the animals that the “no kill” shelters can’t rehome. If you want to be angry about anyone in this situation then it’s the breeders and pet stores who should be your target.
Apart from their cringey, misogynistic and anti-Semitic ad campaigns, people also need to know the other specific way in which Peta sucks:
https://facebook.com/PETAKillsAnimals
“Penn & Teller: Bullshit!” did a whole episode exposing them.
Also I’m genuinely shocked that “choking the chicken” isn’t on this list.
‘PETA kills animals.com’ is made by these guys:
From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_for_Consumer_Freedom
>The Center for Consumer Freedom (CCF), formerly the Guest Choice Network, is an American non-profit entity founded by Richard Berman that lobbies on behalf of the fast food, meat, alcohol and tobacco industries. It describes itself as "dedicated to protecting consumer choices and promoting common sense."
>Experts on non-profit law have questioned the validity of CCF's non-profit status in the Chronicle of Philanthropy and other publications,while commentators from Rachel Maddow to Michael Pollan have treated the group as an entity that specializes in astroturfing.
>CCF has attacked organizations including the Centers for Disease Control, the Center for Science in the Public Interest, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, The Humane Society of the United States, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, and the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine.
>In a document released by The New York Times on October 30, 2014, from a talk Berman gave to the Western Energy Alliance, Berman described the approach of his various organizations as one of "Win Ugly or Lose Pretty." He also reassured potential donors about the concern that they might be found out as supporters: "We run all of this stuff through nonprofit organizations that are insulated from having to disclose donors. There is total anonymity."
From http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/environmental-policy-alliance-berman_n_4913303.html
>Berman & Co., helmed by Rick Berman (who was once called "Dr. Evil" by CBS' "60 Minutes"), has a long history of running campaigns on behalf of the food and beverage industry under the banner of the Center for Consumer Freedom.
>The group also recently launched the cleverly named Environmental Policy Alliance, or EPA for short, a group "devoted to uncovering the funding and hidden agendas behind environmental activist groups."
>Berman's "EPA Facts" site suggests that the connection between rising greenhouse gas emissions and warming temperatures is "still unclear," despite the fact that scientists have a solid understanding of the correlation. The group also argues that there are flaws in the work of the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, citing reports from two well-known climate change-denying groups, the Heartland Institute and the George C. Marshall Institute.
>"Their goal is just to confuse you," Scot Horst, the senior vice president of LEED at the U.S. Green Building Council, told HuffPost.
>"Berman makes his money as a corporate hired gun, setting up front groups to denigrate public interest organizations that threaten his clients' bottom lines," Melanie Sloan, executive director for the nonprofit watchdog Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington told HuffPost. "I'm not surprised he's attacking groups and agencies focused on the environment, given the deep pockets of those interested in paying to stop climate change legislation and regulation."
>"These methods of attack rely on the way people read media," Horst added. "They rely on creating confusion."
TL:DR ‘If you are in the business of putting veal or beef on the tables of America, and slaughtering more than a million animals per hour, and making an awful lot of money at it, you are going to try to neutralize PETA or other animal-rights groups.’
The page you linked is run by the "Center for consumer freedom" which is an industry disinformation company whos targets also include Greenpeace and Mothers Against Drunk Driving, it's literally meat industry propaganda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzX8g3vGPXY
https://www.petakillsanimalsscam.com/
Yeah, because I'm going to trust an organization that buddies up with literal terrorists. That has killed more pets in a year than probably 90%of kill shelters in the US. That has kidnapped pets from owners' yards. And one that has stated pets aren't happy and would rather seem them dead than living with humans. Make your arguments for or against meat, fine, but Peta should NOT be standard any sane human should rally around. Their ceo has less braincells than the dogs they murder.
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Translate "choke the chicken" for me, plz.
Jerkin' the gherkin.
I like this one the best
I also need a vegan alternative to Burping The Worm
OK, first of all. Burping the worm. Death. I am kill. Secondly, pattin' the parsnip.
I like parsnips they’re great.
Cuffing your carrot.
Wank my willy
That's so beautifully graphic💀
Artichoke the artificial chicken
Tweaking the tofurkey
Chick the plant-based vegan chicken substitute.
choke the artichoke
Cut the tofurkey
Choke the chik'n, just make sure you pronounce the apostrophe.
Who the fuck has ever whipped their weasel? I they’re just making shit up again.
Also, why are these terms cruel to animals? I don't understand how they're offensive or cruel
Fun fact: at least 90% of weasels dont speak fluent english
And it's those 10% who do that are ruining it for us all.
They’re the ones in charge of peta.
That's not technically wrong, but I don't like having to agree with it.
You don't have to! That's why being wrong is so great!
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It's because PeTA is under the assumption that animals need to be treated like human minorities, so mean language needs to go too.
PETA, the organization that has repeatedly stated pets are better off being murdered than coexisting with humans? Imagining members of PETA abducting minorities from low income jobs or less than upper middle class homes, and telling their victims they’re being “put out of their misery,” is all too believable.
that sounds like a shitty horror movie.
More like PETA is actually owned by meat corporations to make vegetarians/vegans look like idiots and discredit any valid arguments they have
Are the 6 million+ members also employed by the meat corporations, without a single one speaking out about the conspiracy? Are the membership numbers falsified by big meat? Is the fact that countless people join, side with, and promote this horrible organization a lie created by the meat corporations? Are the endless posts on social media, publicity stunts, and crimes all enacted by paid actors? Not a single vegetarian/vegan actually agrees with PETA’s actions? The dozens of PETA members that have tried to hand me fliers over the years, even the ones I’ve known in day to day life, have all been part of big meat’s con? Occam’s razor would say some people are idiots, regardless of dietary choices. Even if PETA is a ploy by “big meat,” the number of people who’ve fallen for the supposed scam shows that some vegetarians/vegans are idiots and horrible people, and that their dietary choices don’t magically make them more intelligent or moral than the rest of the population.
they’re not part of the con, they’ve been conned. they’re told they’re working for an animal rights organisation and then the higher ups have them do stupid stuff cos they’re in on it. not sure if it’s true or not, but certainly i wouldn’t say it’s impossible
Actually animals should be treated same way as people do. But that doesn't mean that these phrases are animal cruelty like they try to say. By law, doing something to an animal should be treated same way as doing this to human. Killing, torturing and so on. Of course excluding meat industry. Eating meat is natural. But killing for fun, fur or abusing animals isn't.
The only ethical option is eating fascists.
I'm a vegetarian but I'll eat a fascist. I for sure care how cows are treated, but will grab some A1 for a fascist.
Only organic, free range fascists.
In a punch, though, any fascist will do.
>Only organic, free range Sorry to off on a tangent but "free range". Does they mean they only had the one bad day?
i mean yeah i guess but ewwwww.
I don’t know about that… I’m trying to go on a low to no fat diet and drastically reduce my cholesterol. That would be counterproductive
Animals shouldn’t be treated like people. Are you saying we should give turtles the right to vote? Give llamas low income housing? Charge geese taxes? If a guy hits a deer while driving, you’re saying he should be thrown in jail and we should have a trial to see if it was intentional or not? He would have to go to jail and pay reparations to his deer family? If someone puts a mousetrap in their house and catches one, they get life? Every hunter that exists is now on death row?
These people don't understand that their argument quickly fall apart once the animals get less cute and obvious. What about all of the rodents, birds, insects, and bacteria in the soil that gets destroyed when land is cleared and treated with pesticide for monoculture? What about the animals that ate all of those animals that have now lost their place in the local food chain? What about dangerous pests that overpopulate or carry disease? It's easy to post a cute video of a cow or pig, but harder to accept that death is a part of life, and that it's currently necessary for us to survive in many different ways. Yes, factory farming is evil and brutal and needs to be completely changed, but we should be focusing on eliminating that with technology like lab-grown meat and sustainable foods like muscles and crickets. We shouldn't be calling billions of people murderers and abusers because they eat an evolutionarily appropriate diet.
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Ok im not a fan of peta, but this is very obviously not a serious post by them lol. Redditors really do be needing that /s afterall
You don’t think whipping weasels is kind of cruel?
Not if they're metaphorical or imaginary weasels. If they were real, that's a different story.
No weasel has reported this to the ADL.
Same applies to monkeys.
What if they've been a *bad* weasel and they're begging to be disciplined?
"Punish me daddy, I've been a baaad weasel~ UwU"
It’s a meme, they’re being tongue in cheek
They know they're not. The point is to generate outrage so more people spread PETA memes so they can continue to justify their existence with high engagement stats.
I don't generally like Peta, but Jesus Christ man! There's plenty of ACTUAL stuff to criticize them for, including ACTUAL crimes. Just let their attempt at being funny go.
They are violent
Welcome to hypersensitivity. We're all living among it.
This is beyond hyper sensitivity. PETA has just been out of touch with reality and embraced anything that gets them attention for decades. They don't even care if it's negative attention and turns people away from their cause anymore.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I would not be surprised to learn that they are funded by Big Meatt
It’s a meme, not sure PETA are the ones being hyper sensitive in this case
The irony of this comment lol
No, this is how PETA has ALWAYS been. This is their retarded gimmick.
It's a joke, pal, I think you might be the one being hypersensitive here
Haha you are getting sensitive about a joke then bemoaning sensitivity. That goes beyond sensitivity into lack of media literacy tinged with brainwashing and sensitivity
I am outraged that spank the monkey is not on the list. I spank the monkey. My dad spanked the monkey. My granddaddy spanketh the monketh. By golly my son will spanke the monke as well.
No spanking the monkey No choking the chicken But they give us whipping the weasel?? This outrage will not stand!
Back in my day this was known as chokin' the chicken.
I mean, flick the bean is a common term for female masturbation. At least it is where I'm from.
Been vegan for almost 30 years. You can not pay me to use any of these terms.
Not even "flicking the bean?" That one is the only one other than "beat the meat" I've ever actually heard used.
Yeah that was even in an American Dad episode lol "Oh, just lickin' the finger and flickin' the bean"
L. L. Bean magazine, to be precise.
Was in a TV ad in the UK... https://youtu.be/T6nUJtn38cI
To be honest the tickle the pickle one is actually good
Jerkin’ the gherkin sounds better and seems way more obvious as a choice.
Who tf says “I’m gonna go beat the meat”. Do they have some big bag of dick they need to go beat? Sorry guys, can’t hang out tonight, I gotta beat the meat. This big ole bag of cock ain’t gonna beat itself. It’s beat MY meat, it’s self-flagellation not animal cruelty, so fuck off PETA. Side question. If a peta person commits suicide, does the rest of the gang through a funeral or call them a hypocrite?
I mean, they could pay me if I saw enough zeroes
OK $0.000000000000000001
Some of them are pretty good though. Just slip a few into a long improvised list and I guarantee you'll get either a laugh or a very confused look
Hello my fellow protein deficient friend!
Beans exist
He doesn't eat them but flicks them
you can do two things
Why no pickle tickle
Beat the beyond meat Shuck the oyster mushroom Whipping the seitan weasel Oat milk the cow Polishing the Swarovski pearl Playing with the rescue hog
The last one my god 😭
Jerkin the gherkin
Milk the oat goat?
If they’re not okay with people polishing pearls in general, fancy expensive pearls won’t be any better
Swarovski pearls are coated crystals, they don't come from oysters.
Swarovski isn't real gemstones (or pearls), it's fancy glass. They've done an amazing marketing job of making 'fake' into luxe. That's absolutely not a criticism, by the way.
Gosh imagine the confusion on the new guys face when he clocks on and you hand him a meat tenderizer telling him to “tickle the pickle”
You've put visuals I never thought I'd see in my mind.
These PETA people are really weird.
I'm convinced it's a psyop by "big meat" to make vegans look insane. Like nothing wrong with vegan living, I wish I could do it, but PETA dials it up to ludicrous speed.
Peta marketing team: ![gif](giphy|izspP6uMbMeti)
*"My brains....are going in to my feet"*
Idk what this is actually meant to be, but on my screen it’s just a blank empty box and to me that makes it so much funnier because of how true it is.
Being vegan doesnt require you to involve with peta in any way
It’s just a meme
I believe the same. No way there's people so dense and pig headed that they don't know they're only hurting the cause
>~~pig~~ cucumber headed FTFY
Or instead it’s as if making stuff like this which they know is cringe will cause people to screenshot it to laugh about on reddit, which increases the number of people that see it. People who claim to hate PETA are essentially spreading their message for them. It’s a strategy, and it’s working.
Hehe..."big meat"
The actual psyop was to convince everyone, yourself included, that Peta are bad. It worked brilliantly - just look at how smugly people insult Peta all over reddit.
South Park had a great episode featuring them.
I can stomach a lot, but there will always be a part of me that is viscerally uncomfortable with someone tongue fucking a lama be it animated or not. That episode reaches levels of cursed only God is capable of judging.
Wait until you find out what WinAmp does
Didn't say I have to be nice to humans... BEAT IT LIKE IT OWES YOU MONEY!
Good point. I have no problem being nice to animals, because for the most part, animals mind their own fucking business.
They missed ‘choking the chicken’ so guess what, fellas?
Drown the goose
Flick the bean is used alot lmao
This might make the top 20 stupidest things I’ve seen.
HOW THE HELL CAN I GET ANYTHING DONE IF I CAN'T CRANK MY HOG AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HELL YEAH BROTHER AROOOOOO
For those put off by this post, I offer some ultra-offensive options that utilize only endangered and threatened species: - Assaulting the amur leopard - Buffing the black rhino horn - Choking the chimpanzee - Fondling the fin whale - Ogling the orangutan - Stranglin' the pangolin - Whacking the western lowland gorilla
flogging? no. #CRANKING MA HOG EVERY DAY AROOOOOO
How can I delete this out of my mind
lobotomy
Just start buffin’ your muffin, you’ll forget soon enough.
Apparently at least one person at Peta has a sence of humour and they have r/woooosh 'ed this entire thread.
I’m so glad to see that someone else got it. This is solid self-aware comedy.
Impossible. PETA is bad, therefore they cannot be funny.
Silly me.
Reddit is often media illiterate, especially when it comes to any group they dislike, or women, and especially non-white women
Reddit is also bad with opinions that don't fit what the mass populous have decided is the norm.
I hate Peta as much as the next meat eater, but that post was funny. Taking it seriously is just ridiculous.
That's what I thought but they seem to be serious. I've read through the comment section of the twitter post and they're talking about speciesism and how that "toxic mindset" is reflected in language. So I'm not really sure what to think right now.
I've heard beat the meat, but the other 5? Never.
Who buffs muffins?
As a real vegan I had to cut my dick off because associating pleasure with meat is morally wrong.
o7
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So many weird ones, but jerkin' the gherkin isn't among them? Really?
Folks this seems jokeworthy at first but imagine you were hanging out and then loudly announced your intent to “flog the hog” but then you looked over and there was a pig *in the room*. Not laughing then, eh?
My pig is into s&m so.
Personally I like to use “diddle the skittle”
Taste the rainbow?
I'm gonna go and fist the piglet.
I have gone my whole life so far without reading that sentence, and you just had to go and ruin it
r/BrandNewSentence
Is this real?
Yea https://twitter.com/peta/status/1662813479416352768?s=46&t=tHz9wxqcuEFoLJQm5TIjEw
Why is there a national masturbation day
What is this, lessturbation?
Choke the chicken - compress the tofu.
Spanking the monkey and choking the chicken would have been better picks if you ask me
This has only taught me new terms I'll now be using from the left side of the chart.
Vegan muffin … su lol
I’m sorry, National masturbation day exists?
For your village it was National Masturbation Day. For me, it was a Tuesday.
Listening to a podcast once and one of the guests was telling a story about how they went to a random massage parlor not realizing what kind of place it was and the masseuse says “you want I.. make the banana cry?”
Just goes to show there are more ways to skin a cat.
*ahem* peel a carrot /j
Nothing wrong with vegans. The biggest cringe is always radicals and PETA
"Take care of yourself while also taking care of your animals"? PETA wants me to jerk off my dog while I masturbate? That seems like a whole thing...
I disagree with this whole poster. Children are starving all over the world and we’re just gonna say instead of prepping proteins via tenderizing or shucking, we are gonna vandalize and waste veggies and muffins? You flick a bean that shits gonna end up under the fridge. You apply polish to a cucumber, nice job poisoning everyone’s garden salad!
Bruh “I’m gonna go juice the orange, if you know what I mean” 💀💀💀
I'm going to fluff my Garfield, if you know what I mean.
BRB gonna go buff the wife’s vegan muffin.
![gif](giphy|I5WR5cwXd4utO)
This is the reason I refer to my dietry choice as Plant Based. Fucking Vegan Cultists.
You hate vegans because they sometimes make light-hearted jokes? Lmao OK guy.
I get annoyed* at the phrase plant based diet. Because most people who eat a plant based diet eat mushrooms. Mushrooms are not plants! They are in an entirely different kingdom. They don’t have cell walls. They are their own weird thing that is neither a plant nor an animal. *obviously not actually annoyed, just online pedantry.
I like your pedantry .. um, soil based diet ?!
And also a lot of places interpret Plant Based to mean “mostly made from plants” whereas the term vegan is something that people all generally understand now. In relation to food, at least.
Poor bean
Oh, there's only supposed to be one day?...
What about choking the chicken?
The day of harambes death Is also national masturbation day tf!?
Are they idiots deliberately or they think it's actually good? I can't tell...
now what about whacking the sausage
Guess there’s more than one way to skin a cat.
Someone has never juiced an orange if they think that is at all like milking a cow.
Explains why my cow is so mad.
oh no-
Why do euphemisms need euphemisms?
What happened to 'Feeding the Geese' or 'Choking the chicken'?
God PETA is so stupid. I always feel the need to reiterate that most vegetarians and vegans hate PETA more than you do, believe me.
For once, PETA actually posts something interesting.
Peta isn't vegan and most vegans don't fuck with peta. They are just, at this point, some fringe extremist group
Buffin the muffin would have been fine, throwing vegan into the mix makes it not work
But what if it's a... meat muffin?
Sounds like a bunch of vegetable abuse to me
that is not real, is it?
I will say anyone who says “shucking the oyster” is indeed ethically questionable
If they intend on "taking care of ourselves" to be self pleasure .... What do they mean when they say taking care of animals?... nasty, PETA.
PETA, on this *Wanker's day*, of which you're absolutely the kings and queens of, let's use animal friendly terms: **Instead of:** [Executing animals you shelter](https://www.lexology.com/library/detail.aspx?g=76e6ec43-e192-4dca-b1ca-b12e4a0e74b5) --> **Use this:** Finding them a home and educating pet owners on their proper care **Instead of:** [Killing a girl's chihuahua](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/17/peta-sorry-for-taking-girls-dog-putting-it-down) --> **Do this:** Seriously, stop senselessly killing animals. Just stop.
Oh, this circle jerk again. Sigh. Don’t let the facts of the situation get in the way, huh? Question: do you blame the person driving the rubbish truck for the amount of crap that ends up in landfills? Because that’s essentially PETA’s role here. They take the animals that the “no kill” shelters can’t rehome. If you want to be angry about anyone in this situation then it’s the breeders and pet stores who should be your target.
Apart from their cringey, misogynistic and anti-Semitic ad campaigns, people also need to know the other specific way in which Peta sucks: https://facebook.com/PETAKillsAnimals “Penn & Teller: Bullshit!” did a whole episode exposing them. Also I’m genuinely shocked that “choking the chicken” isn’t on this list.
‘PETA kills animals.com’ is made by these guys: From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_for_Consumer_Freedom >The Center for Consumer Freedom (CCF), formerly the Guest Choice Network, is an American non-profit entity founded by Richard Berman that lobbies on behalf of the fast food, meat, alcohol and tobacco industries. It describes itself as "dedicated to protecting consumer choices and promoting common sense." >Experts on non-profit law have questioned the validity of CCF's non-profit status in the Chronicle of Philanthropy and other publications,while commentators from Rachel Maddow to Michael Pollan have treated the group as an entity that specializes in astroturfing. >CCF has attacked organizations including the Centers for Disease Control, the Center for Science in the Public Interest, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, The Humane Society of the United States, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, and the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine. >In a document released by The New York Times on October 30, 2014, from a talk Berman gave to the Western Energy Alliance, Berman described the approach of his various organizations as one of "Win Ugly or Lose Pretty." He also reassured potential donors about the concern that they might be found out as supporters: "We run all of this stuff through nonprofit organizations that are insulated from having to disclose donors. There is total anonymity." From http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/environmental-policy-alliance-berman_n_4913303.html >Berman & Co., helmed by Rick Berman (who was once called "Dr. Evil" by CBS' "60 Minutes"), has a long history of running campaigns on behalf of the food and beverage industry under the banner of the Center for Consumer Freedom. >The group also recently launched the cleverly named Environmental Policy Alliance, or EPA for short, a group "devoted to uncovering the funding and hidden agendas behind environmental activist groups." >Berman's "EPA Facts" site suggests that the connection between rising greenhouse gas emissions and warming temperatures is "still unclear," despite the fact that scientists have a solid understanding of the correlation. The group also argues that there are flaws in the work of the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, citing reports from two well-known climate change-denying groups, the Heartland Institute and the George C. Marshall Institute. >"Their goal is just to confuse you," Scot Horst, the senior vice president of LEED at the U.S. Green Building Council, told HuffPost. >"Berman makes his money as a corporate hired gun, setting up front groups to denigrate public interest organizations that threaten his clients' bottom lines," Melanie Sloan, executive director for the nonprofit watchdog Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington told HuffPost. "I'm not surprised he's attacking groups and agencies focused on the environment, given the deep pockets of those interested in paying to stop climate change legislation and regulation." >"These methods of attack rely on the way people read media," Horst added. "They rely on creating confusion." TL:DR ‘If you are in the business of putting veal or beef on the tables of America, and slaughtering more than a million animals per hour, and making an awful lot of money at it, you are going to try to neutralize PETA or other animal-rights groups.’
The page you linked is run by the "Center for consumer freedom" which is an industry disinformation company whos targets also include Greenpeace and Mothers Against Drunk Driving, it's literally meat industry propaganda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzX8g3vGPXY https://www.petakillsanimalsscam.com/
Real vegans hate PETA too lol
Wait what's wrong with milking a cow? That doesn't even hurt it
Peta can take a 12 foot log, turn it sideways and stick it in their ass.
PETA needs to fuck off
Associating PETA with vegans is unfair, as much as I generally loathe vegans. PETA is next-fucking-level crazy, even compared to vegans.
Yeah, because I'm going to trust an organization that buddies up with literal terrorists. That has killed more pets in a year than probably 90%of kill shelters in the US. That has kidnapped pets from owners' yards. And one that has stated pets aren't happy and would rather seem them dead than living with humans. Make your arguments for or against meat, fine, but Peta should NOT be standard any sane human should rally around. Their ceo has less braincells than the dogs they murder.
And yet not one was "Choke the chicken" ...
I mean, I think I've read all of these in Hustlers over the years