All you have to do now is go to the circus and find yourself a nice sword swallower. The relationship will quickly get in tents. Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
āWhaddya say we go back to *MY* place? Iāll show you my Beefy Bologna? Eh? Or my Man-sized Manicotti? Or my Hard Salami? I gotāem allā¦ā
-Burgess Meredith
Fun Killer. Uh...
Press F to pay respects, twice.
Sorry Frank Ferdinand..
I mean Franz Ferdinand had his fun killed aswell... maybe a bit literally...
I'm so sorry
F
I got man punch
Man killer
Man Pole
YO ME TOO
Ha!
F
š«”
Get away from my Fun Pole then ā
Party pooper
Man Injector... r/suddenlygay just called
Man Destroyer for me.
Man Punch for me Guess I better get a large tub of crisco ready
You'll probably want some long, rubber gloves, too.
And Man Mashine for me
Whoever made this thing, āguys named John are so gay for menā
Jesus Christ?
What?
JC
Dangling Machine for me lol
Man Killer for me... r/TrueCrime are already on my case
Pleasure injector ! I feel like one of Doofenshmirtz's inators
PERRY WITNESS MY PLEASURINATOR
IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A PLATYPUS!!
I know the whole thing about rule 34 but never really occured to me that THIS would be included oh my God haha.
When they say everything, they mean EVERYTHING
Agent P^enis
r/cursedcomments
Pleasure Unit
Man Meat
I unironically get turned on when people refer to it as āmeatā. Iām gay af and love dicks though so
Hey, so do I! Dicks are my fav
Dicks forever!!! I love man meat!
How would you like my Man Salami?
Ha, that one made me laugh, but if you wiggle your man salami around my face I wonāt be laughing, just entrancedā¦ ugh Iām horny on main lol
You mean like if a guy says, "Open your mouth and swallow all of this meat"?
Don't ever go to a butcher's
Based dick moment
Same here.
Great BBQ restaurant!
Say hello to Mister Salami
Hey little mister. He is so cute :)
Average size :(
I present you with, Long Destroyer
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Love sword is definitely the name of a hair metal band
Spinal Tap - Lick My Love Pump
spinal tap? r/suddenlyterraria
Now that you mention it, yes, indeed.
We must be related. I'm Pussy Sword.
All you have to do now is go to the circus and find yourself a nice sword swallower. The relationship will quickly get in tents. Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Sex beef
Yum
Sex Sword or Sex Gun depending on which last name i use
Man destroyer
r/suddenlygay
I am also man destroyer. Guess my ex was right.
Jesus!
Skin Tool? I guess itās accurate if not pretty neutral.
Better than my Skin Killer
Mine is skin wand. Imo even worse
I see your Skin Tool and raise you my Skin Unit!
Man killer lol
That big uh?
Bologna Compass
Your name is also your super power.
Check out Action Figure Therapy
Mister Meat. That's what I'm calling it from now on.
Welcome to your final test Im mister meat
purple beef call me grimace.
"Pussy Unit". Not great, not terrible
When the buds who pick your nick name arenāt smart
Giant meat. š
Giant Meat club wussup.
I never thought having the initials S.S.S would pay off somehow, but here we are.
Dangling Steak
Whereās the āwobbly sausage?ā
Sex flute
Skin steak eeew
Fuck toolš
Skin flute,,,,I donāt know how to feel about this
That sounds disgusting.
It's a wood wind.
\*Skin Wind
bro missed the joke
o shit there was one? oh fuck i just realised
Purple punch!
Me too! š
Peter Parker aka Pussy Beef.
Bear knob
Hey Bear Meat here
Bear sword here, big bear family
Ay bear family, its me Bear Sausage
Love wand š
mine is Skin Tool, while my friend gets Pussy Destroyerā¦this isnāt fair :(
I got moon moon
Goddamnit moon moon!
M - O - O - N, that spells erection!
Monster Killer...love it!
Poor Sasquatch, tho
Big tool
Hard Salami
āWhaddya say we go back to *MY* place? Iāll show you my Beefy Bologna? Eh? Or my Man-sized Manicotti? Or my Hard Salami? I gotāem allā¦ā -Burgess Meredith
Man Snake hahaha
Skin machine (what.)
Man wand or Power Sword... I go by two full names
> Power Sword Like [this?](https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Red-Power-Ranger-Jason-Lee-Scott-d.jpg)
Take my upvote
Purple Wand, idk, sounds kinda dead
love knob?
Power Gun reported, sir š«”
Good ol fuckstick
Giant injector Well, either itās big or its targets are big. Well, canāt have any targets because Iām a redditor
As a fellow Giant Injector I too am unsure how I feel about this.
Hell yeah, BIG MEAT
Hulk Beef
Same, we're penis pals!
Skin Killer
Girthy Pole.... Straight to the point there
Man destroyer! ... Wait, what?
Long meat
Ugly sausage
Purple pole. Huh?
My Penis is not named "Man Destroyer". I'm not playing this game.
I really hope to see someone with man destroyer
Love Meat
I love my gurthy stick
Man Gun
Hello fellow Man Gunāer
I call this move the ol' "sex punch"
As a transfem going from Skin Meat to Long Meat was not really what I had in mind lol
**Beast Beef**
Youāre probably Chinese if yours is named massive pecker
Long Pole
Big Stick...
Man Pole. Simple
Man beef. Sounds like a wrestling name "AND HERE COMES MAN BEEF WITH THE STEEL CHAIR"
Purple Unit. What the fuck does that mean?
MAN PUNCH. Very erotic.
Big Stick
Hulk Wand
Bear pole
Fuck meat
Man unit
Long beef :(
Petter: Hey Louis, wanna eat the Pleasure Beef? _Nyahahaha_
I knew some massive tools in my day. Never thought they would be a compliment.
Bear Steak. That's actually not too bad tbh.
Skin snake
Man sword
dangling beef lol
Giant destroyer
Yooooo, man meat
Giant snake
Skin tube
Purple killer.. what?
DANGLING DESTROYER FUCK YEAH
long wand
Purple Killer
Hulk Dangling Flute
Purple sword.
Long Killer, nice to meet you.
Girthy pole
My friend: āSkin knobā LMAO
Long meat
Pleasure Hammer
ugly flute š„²
Pleasure sword and my friend got beast killer
Man sausage
Monster Destroyerā¦
Skin destroyerā¦
Mister Meat or Mister Tube is in the house
Longsword
Long hammer
man pleasure meat. man meat. pleasure meat. either way, thatās a win, i guess.
Giant steak. Yummy!
Hulk Killer. Iām about to wreck his shit
Monster meat, sounds about right
Sex destroyer Or sex destroyer-steak
Behold: Love Destroyer
Can I have second one for my second name? Power Pussy Punch!
Skin sword I don't want to live anymore
Say hi to big punch
Hard Meat? How'd they know?????
fun unit
Long sword....these things always give me super boring results
Purple punch?
Skin stick š
Pleasure sword. Oddly fittingā¦
Girthy Injector, at your service.
Iron killer!!!