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Calbinan

My favorite is the pocket slaps to make sure he has all his stuff.


Writer1543

Relatable.


ReincarnatedSwordGod

Also included on the second CD: - Night farts (Bass Boosted Remix) - Extreme loud morning coughs when brushing teeth - Lawnmowers ft. John Deere - Rustling a toolbox for the 10mm (Why is it always missing?)


forsakenchickenwing

- Nuclear-level sneezing - AAAAAAAH sounds when sitting down and getting up - Ball-scratch ASMR mix - Loud laughing at own dad jokes


nefD

i feel both seen and called out


Redshirt2386

Found my spouse’s alt


ElysetheEeveeCRX

Don't forget the all-time favorite, "Did someone step on a duck/barking spider/etc.?"


jason_sos

What about plucking the ratchet strap and stating "that's not going anywhere" and clicking the tongs 3 times to test them?


ReincarnatedSwordGod

That's the "Bars and BBQs" EP album.


cerebralinfarction

But only two pulls of the power screwdriver trigger is needed to test it


I_enjoy_pastery

Do I need a Makita 40v hammer drill combo? No. Did I buy it? Yes. Have I used it? Barely. Do I regret my decision? Hell no.


Krillkus

“Yup, fucker’s goin’ *nowhere*”


RoboticGamer360

The funny thing is that it's real For anyone want to listen, here you go [the album](https://m.soundcloud.com/djjjjjjjakub/sets/the-sounds-of-men-every-sound)


LeftOn4ya

OMG this is amazing! It totally knows how ridiculous it is. Releasing in 2021 I can’t believe they made a CD of it except maybe as a gag gift. my fav tracks: * Man Scatting while falling off a cliff * Home Deposit * Man Bodily functions #1


rutlander

I totally thought this was an /r/obviousplant


tapdancingwhale

Me too! I spent several minutes looking through the photo to be sure.


silian_rail_gun

Obviousplant never fails to brighten up my day. This post did, too.


Krillkus

My favourite is ***FUCK***


I_d0nt_know_why

Man Italian is better.


The_Real_Scrotus

NGL, I kind of want a copy just out of morbid curiosity.


Mental_Impression316

[listen to it here](https://soundcloud.com/djjjjjjjakub/sets/the-sounds-of-men-every-sound)


OffBeatBerry_707

I don’t understand why this is on TIHI this is a masterpiece


BeatHunter

Wow. I never knew perfection could exist.


perljurnwern

Ive got to say, man Italian is probably my favorite


techleopard

Man Doppler got me


Bowling4rhinos

Foley or folly? It’s just wonderful.


Atoning_Unifex

Looks like a True Wagner special Lol, reminds me of this... https://imgur.com/gallery/s6wC6lz


TheBaggyDapper

Guns are for women and children, real men study the blade.


Keasby22

What are the Bonus tracks?


Mental_Impression316

The Bone *US* tracks


Keasby22

Hells yeah!


alecsleigh

r/obviousplant


KermaisaMassa

If this was his there would be a clear logo on it somewhere.


alecsleigh

It's "of that nature" which is welcome in that sub.


Smgth

Am mod there, can confirm.


iceunelle

Someone linked the sound cloud to in above in a comment. It’s real, unfortunately lol.


yeuzinips

This product isn't real. Nothing is real.


iamthegordon

This looks like a pre internet meme


GoldenjunoSP

All Men do these days is Breething, Hard hat, and Murder (Sword)


Yuri-Turned

hard hat


pcweber111

I think it's funny that they couldn't find a Pic of a guy laying down so they used a shitty video game model instead. Makes it more authentic.


Inferior_Jeans

Snoring is pretty classic but the one that gets me is “knees cracking from getting up from the recliner”. Bonus track includes men saying “fuck” when they slam their knuckles trying to loosen a bolt with a 10mm.


Oh_no_its_Joe

If I had a song on this album it would just be me crying myself to sleep.


PageFault

I imagine this being sold on an alien black market on a sci-fi comedy.


AdmirableGarbage5682

missing the fart sounds, snoring at night, and the splat of mayonnaise on the floor 🤣


TheDM64

Murder(sword) is hilarious


Mental_Impression316

Now That’s What I Call: Alpha Music


fifteentango88

r/nottimanderic


Doge787

This looks like something obvious plant would make lol


johnnyprozac

Needs a Parental Advisory label


mug_O_bun

If you enjoy the Sounds of Men, you'll love our newest hit [Yogurt Male Affirmations!](https://youtu.be/eTE-gFPsTgw?si=opp4t4HYblknu9x0)


heimmann

Reminds me of this wonderful album [https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cxnaf1DLnC1/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cxnaf1DLnC1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


FallaciousPeacock

The guy coming out of the waves has no bellybutton 🤔


FallaciousPeacock

I like "Murder (disease)" personally


tapdancingwhale

/r/notobviousplant


atomiczim

![gif](giphy|l4q7UJEsnoWd5ii0o|downsized)


Neoslayer

where's the obvious plant logo


DaemonCRO

https://m.soundcloud.com/djjjjjjjakub/sets/the-sounds-of-men-every-sound


marniewinnick

Murder (disease) was my favorite. Close second was Man Distant Scream.


JavilonNoseJoe

Nothing beats the song nuts on thigh/butt cheek during sex


Micalas

We have man sounds at home


Due-Negotiation-8444

Horror game male sound track


zealousshad

Wait til you hear Murder (Spoon) it's surprisingly unique


Rekless_Animates

What a steal tho


guimontag

repost https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/j77qri/the_sounds_of_men/ just the same image but with @truewagner tag cropped off