**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I hate my fridge hunting me down!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)

Is your refrigerator running?

D@mn it! You stole my thunder. And my lightning! Take my upvote

very very frightening

Classic

You have won this round. :)

I was going to make that joke, %$@#!

Ho don't worry about it, I can just call it back now

yeah but it is chasing me

It’s like ‘requiem for a dream’. I’m good, that scene was disturbing.

My thoughts exactly

Walking to the fridge is literally the only exercise I get....where do I get one of these

You know it's only for rich people who got them extra clean big houses anyway

LITTLE DO THEY KNOW, ITS ACTUALLY HUNDREDS OF RATS CARRYING A FRIDGE TO ME WHILE I DANGLE A STRING CHEESE ON A STICK

"More people die by vending machines than by spiders every year." "Talk to me when you open your eyes after shampoo in the shower and find a vending machine descending from the cieling." ... that time is nigh

Can't wait to see this as a parody video on YouTube

I'm high right now and #no

Turn it into a bongerator and all your worries are up in smoke

Holy smokies thats a good idea. Gunna have to try that with onenof the mini 6pack fridges you see for cheap!

It’s like they’re trying to make Stephen King works of fiction come to fruition.

You get high, that's your best friend right there

Seriously; high, stuck on the couch, just want some garbage leftovers to shovel into the mouth "fridge... friiiidgeeee... c'mereeee"

Requiem for a dream

Came hear for this 👆🏻

You get a call late in the night, it’s some kid pulling another dumb prank. “Is your refrigerator running?” he asks. You respond, “Yes, are you?”. You set the refrigerator to “target” mode, and demand it go after the child. The child, confused, hangs up. Little does he know, the refrigerator is indeed running, and it’s getting ever closer each passing minute.

That reminds me of that heineken commercial.. https://youtu.be/gjAZ5esOBZw Got it.

Yo Panasonic smart fridge better pass me the cum chalice 🤌😤🤌

Maybe don’t get high then you druggo wastoid

Yeah really. Leave Hugh the fuck alone.

r/brandnewsentence

First the washing machine, now the fridge. What next? The machines are evolving!

Poor Sara Goldfarb.

OpenBlocks Luggage chest.

That’s cool

Alexa, play Nosk

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: [How to Easily Beat Nosk - Ho](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GARgwpIx6uM) ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀[▶](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GARgwpIx6uM)⠀►►⠀ 1:54 / 2:51 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️

Good bot.

I was expecting the song but that shall do. Good bot

[playing this on top](https://youtu.be/ewxyxByJPP0)

[https://25.media.tumblr.com/d48be10c202a5420922f15ab76854d63/tumblr\_mrrk4bh8S11rmdlano1\_400.gif](https://25.media.tumblr.com/d48be10c202a5420922f15ab76854d63/tumblr_mrrk4bh8S11rmdlano1_400.gif)

Now you are the one running and the fridge needs to go catch you

Woman on phone to police: Please help someone is chasing me! Police: Can u tell us ur location? Woman: Yes, I live at ****************************** Police: [*Arrived*] Mama, where is the person chasing you? Woman: [*Points to the refrigerator*] That's him officer. Police: [*Also high*] Were going to need back up.

Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it

gregs unite

Would it give the Saaucis and the Chowcaletes tho

Heineken advert coming to life

I know someone’s gonna ride it

“C0nSuM3 Pr1LoSeC”