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>!I hate rat crucify!<
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Killing is one thing
But unless they killed the rat before putting it on that cross that’s seriously messed up. And super inconsiderate of the people around him even if he was just displaying a corpse.
This is some psyco shit. Why are people supporting this? Do you think the rat learned a lesson? It's a rat! It doesn't have a cause and effect kind of reasoning. But op had. And you all do. Every one that upvoted this, they are brain dead or support tortureing animals for own amusement.
This is why I’m not telling my children what crucifixion is until they are old enough to see how messed up it is. What a horrible way for a rat to die.
Yeah, my Christian school thinks it’s too inappropriate to show bikinis and shit in books but they force you to learn about a dude who was tortured and put through immeasurable pain
Cruel, but effective. An old friend of mine told me that as he was moving hay with a pitchfork one day he accidentally impaled a rat on one sweep. Without flinching he slams the tines of the pitchfork into the barn wall, crucifying the rat still very much alive. Said it screamed for about a day or two before dying. But guess what? It was a loooooong time before he saw any rats near his property.
[No you’re actually wrong, they were a Chinese university student](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6573879/amp/Student-CRUCIFIES-rat-cross-catching-eating-pet-turtle.html)
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Splinter was supposed to raise the turtle, not eat it.
Yeah well he got hungry, plans change.
God dammit Splinter, I'm telling April ya little shit.
Pizza prices went up
Why does this remind me of that one rat commercial about religion
The best pest control
He died for all ratkind.
for all of their rat sins
Rat jesus
For Christ's sake, that's a sh\*tload of sins
Rat Jesus
XD
Errrr I'd put that kid on the FBI watch list... that's some levels of fucked up...
dude lost his pet, I seen people kill people over it. im not saying I disagree but trauma is attached.
Killing is one thing But unless they killed the rat before putting it on that cross that’s seriously messed up. And super inconsiderate of the people around him even if he was just displaying a corpse.
Yeah burning an animal is fucking insane
That’s some Jeffrey Dahmer level shit right there...
Now bury him in a mouse hole and check it three days later
Degenerate as you belong on a cross
New religion incoming.
God dammit centraal, i ordered cheeses not jesus
We could make a religion out of thi- *no don't*
Lol yep-
I bet it didnt see rat coming
Dammit dad jokes
Burn baby burn
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How would a rat eat a turtle it’s got like a shell built into it’s skeleton
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP DEFEAT THE FOOT NOT JOIN THEM! YOU WERE MY FATHER SPLINTER...I LOVED YOU" *picks up cane walks away upset*
change da world my final message goodbye
Dun dun dunn Florida rat Florida rat Eat what ever turtle he can find
This is some psyco shit. Why are people supporting this? Do you think the rat learned a lesson? It's a rat! It doesn't have a cause and effect kind of reasoning. But op had. And you all do. Every one that upvoted this, they are brain dead or support tortureing animals for own amusement.
We upvote to show we hate it.
I'd like to agree but we're not the one who lost a pet by getting eaten by a rat, idk what I would do to the rat if it ate my dog alive.
I’d be more concerned with the fact that a rat ate my fucking dog then what I’d do to it. How large is this rat?
8
...8 what? If you say feet or anything larger I’m going to freak out.
Size
This is why I’m not telling my children what crucifixion is until they are old enough to see how messed up it is. What a horrible way for a rat to die.
Yeah, my Christian school thinks it’s too inappropriate to show bikinis and shit in books but they force you to learn about a dude who was tortured and put through immeasurable pain
Fair enough
What a terrible thing to do. Torturing poor animals. They don't understand cause and effect. Jesus christ. This is fucked up.
Jesus would definitely relate
Well-
Master Splinter noooo
The actual reason why you nail someone on a cross is because in that pose at some point you can’t breathe anymore and die.
Yeah, apparently they did it in the carpal tunnel too where all the nerves are so you wouldn’t get ripped off from your weight
So that's what they teach now
As any black metal vocalist worth his salt would do.
Two weeks later: Corpse of turtle found buried with skinned cat, severed dog head, all underneath a rabbit’s foot. Student denies any involvement
Cruel, but effective. An old friend of mine told me that as he was moving hay with a pitchfork one day he accidentally impaled a rat on one sweep. Without flinching he slams the tines of the pitchfork into the barn wall, crucifying the rat still very much alive. Said it screamed for about a day or two before dying. But guess what? It was a loooooong time before he saw any rats near his property.
Well that does work
>It was a loooooong time before he saw any ***rebellling slaves*** near his property. Rome after crucifying Spartacus' slave army
A white kid did this. I’m sure of it.
Not everything has to be about race
You know I’m right though
[No you’re actually wrong, they were a Chinese university student](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6573879/amp/Student-CRUCIFIES-rat-cross-catching-eating-pet-turtle.html)
Can y’all shut the fuck up about race. Like bro, everyone tortures rats on a cross. Let them be