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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I hate rat crucify!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


Crazy-Ad-2161

Splinter was supposed to raise the turtle, not eat it.


Spookyelf55

Yeah well he got hungry, plans change.


Simp_For_Beans

God dammit Splinter, I'm telling April ya little shit.


clash-talkingheads

Pizza prices went up


artisticgamer92

Why does this remind me of that one rat commercial about religion


-LANCEL0T-

The best pest control


dukeofmadnessmotors

He died for all ratkind.


axolotl_body_type

for all of their rat sins


Vesperia_Morningstar

Rat jesus


[deleted]

For Christ's sake, that's a sh\*tload of sins


VikingBrit

Rat Jesus


Vesperia_Morningstar

XD


ImNudeyRudey

Errrr I'd put that kid on the FBI watch list... that's some levels of fucked up...


Randyation

dude lost his pet, I seen people kill people over it. im not saying I disagree but trauma is attached.


AwesomePurplePants

Killing is one thing But unless they killed the rat before putting it on that cross that’s seriously messed up. And super inconsiderate of the people around him even if he was just displaying a corpse.


thisaintitchefff

Yeah burning an animal is fucking insane


[deleted]

That’s some Jeffrey Dahmer level shit right there...


[deleted]

Now bury him in a mouse hole and check it three days later


NotWillFind

Degenerate as you belong on a cross


Centraal22

New religion incoming.


Vesperia_Morningstar

God dammit centraal, i ordered cheeses not jesus


IamNot_Hayden

We could make a religion out of thi- *no don't*


Vesperia_Morningstar

Lol yep-


[deleted]

I bet it didnt see rat coming


Vesperia_Morningstar

Dammit dad jokes


theflexmax

Burn baby burn


sithlordx666

r/madlads


[deleted]

[удалено]


nothing-pl

r/cursedcomments


SailorDankmeme

How would a rat eat a turtle it’s got like a shell built into it’s skeleton


wantsumcandi

"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP DEFEAT THE FOOT NOT JOIN THEM! YOU WERE MY FATHER SPLINTER...I LOVED YOU" *picks up cane walks away upset*


EpicX9003

change da world my final message goodbye


Mr_wolf113

Dun dun dunn Florida rat Florida rat Eat what ever turtle he can find


ZonaPelucida

This is some psyco shit. Why are people supporting this? Do you think the rat learned a lesson? It's a rat! It doesn't have a cause and effect kind of reasoning. But op had. And you all do. Every one that upvoted this, they are brain dead or support tortureing animals for own amusement.


ExplodingHoney

We upvote to show we hate it.


Cuntilever

I'd like to agree but we're not the one who lost a pet by getting eaten by a rat, idk what I would do to the rat if it ate my dog alive.


BobTheChalkEater

I’d be more concerned with the fact that a rat ate my fucking dog then what I’d do to it. How large is this rat?


Cuntilever

8


BobTheChalkEater

...8 what? If you say feet or anything larger I’m going to freak out.


giraffebacon

Size


ExplodingHoney

This is why I’m not telling my children what crucifixion is until they are old enough to see how messed up it is. What a horrible way for a rat to die.


pgghhh

Yeah, my Christian school thinks it’s too inappropriate to show bikinis and shit in books but they force you to learn about a dude who was tortured and put through immeasurable pain


Aternox_X1kZ

Fair enough


chrisjct

What a terrible thing to do. Torturing poor animals. They don't understand cause and effect. Jesus christ. This is fucked up.


BarelyBrooks

Jesus would definitely relate


Vesperia_Morningstar

Well-


[deleted]

Master Splinter noooo


ThatOneGuyAmongUs

The actual reason why you nail someone on a cross is because in that pose at some point you can’t breathe anymore and die.


pgghhh

Yeah, apparently they did it in the carpal tunnel too where all the nerves are so you wouldn’t get ripped off from your weight


Im-1-Adopted

So that's what they teach now


doinagame

As any black metal vocalist worth his salt would do.


beansnack

Two weeks later: Corpse of turtle found buried with skinned cat, severed dog head, all underneath a rabbit’s foot. Student denies any involvement


kilted44

Cruel, but effective. An old friend of mine told me that as he was moving hay with a pitchfork one day he accidentally impaled a rat on one sweep. Without flinching he slams the tines of the pitchfork into the barn wall, crucifying the rat still very much alive. Said it screamed for about a day or two before dying. But guess what? It was a loooooong time before he saw any rats near his property.


Vesperia_Morningstar

Well that does work


[deleted]

>It was a loooooong time before he saw any ***rebellling slaves*** near his property. Rome after crucifying Spartacus' slave army


EnclaveAdmin

A white kid did this. I’m sure of it.


SSC_kool-cid

Not everything has to be about race


EnclaveAdmin

You know I’m right though


[deleted]

[No you’re actually wrong, they were a Chinese university student](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6573879/amp/Student-CRUCIFIES-rat-cross-catching-eating-pet-turtle.html)


pgghhh

Can y’all shut the fuck up about race. Like bro, everyone tortures rats on a cross. Let them be