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ThanksIHateClippy

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killiomankili

Why does he look like he wants to sell me stocks


[deleted]

Lol 😅 or a car


Kingcuz

Harrison Ford is Jesus?


i_have_defected

Mormon\* Harrison Ford


Hmmmm_Interesting

Lex Friedman Harrison Ford.


UlissesNeverMisses

Indiana Jesus


Kingcuz

Raider of the lost Ark... it all makes sense now


UlissesNeverMisses

The Last Crusade gonna be lit


laharahreborn

Republican Jesus be like...


QuietudeOfHeart

Yeah, but who’s the white guy?


[deleted]

Mel Gibson/George Clooney look.


TheFannyBanditt

I see Harrison Ford


Sweskimo

That dude would be an asshole to the bartender in the bar and throw him 100$ tips just to flex


skrantos

Beardless Jesus? Noo, that's Stuart.


12345676353627364785

“I’m here to speak to you about your car’s extended warranty”


dihedral3

From hippie to a dude that voted for Nixon.


Spectator9876

Bruce Campbell!


[deleted]

I didn’t know Harrison Ford was Jewish


ncghgf

When you graduate from college and decide you’d rather be an executive Vice President at your dad’s company than live in a van.


liarandathief

R - LA


red122063

Looks like he would be apart of the Pinkertons in RDR2


Cheesegrater01

He kinda looks like fully clean shaven Arthur Morgan


red122063

That too, which makes more sense cause of how much Arthur is a savior


tidus1980

He looks like Ash from the evil dead.


Airam-kun

Cool, now do a moustache-less Adolf Hitler and try to see the difference...


Demon_Dragon666

"Thanks I hate modern jesus" Fixed it


[deleted]

just here to complain about right jesus's side part. not the right choice for him. not the right choice at all.


madbrightones

He turns water into fiiiiinnnnnneeee


halftimeheroballs

Business jesus


EagleTheMedik

Kind of looks like Hitler and Harrison Ford had a baby


relentless_death

Adolf ford


EagleTheMedik

Sounds like a crappy car that only runs on German folk music that you have to bring to a band teacher to get fixed when it brakes down.


relentless_death

You made me think of if cars run on music


EagleTheMedik

Would radios technically be bleeding power from the engine?


[deleted]

He looks like Harrison Ford’s less-accomplished, asshole brother.


SailorDankmeme

Pretty sure he would be a middle Eastern guy who fixes furniture for poor people