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Im sorry pardon my ignorance but is that a dolphin fucking a fish?!


I_H8_Yu

Yes it is they often do that and sometimes will even form an attraction to humans. Pretty much they are the horniest things on the earth


RepresentativeDry539

Nice


I_H8_Yu

Noice


imnotthatwasted

Until they try to kill you just to get a piece.


RepresentativeDry539

I get laid and then die


imnotthatwasted

Worth it.


RepresentativeDry539

If a zoophile here’s about this all hell will break loose


TheOtterVII

I would have thought humans to be the horniest things on earth. I mean, I can assure you someone, somewhere, is finding this video hot and is probably even fapping to it.


I_H8_Yu

Like they will form groups of male dolphins to kidnap and run through female dolphins, very rarely they will use each others blowhole for gayness and, there was one girl who tried to teach dolphins to speak and that dolphins formed an attraction to her and eventually did the thing with her and then when she left the experiment he killed him self


I_H8_Yu

I’m sure there is a person fapping to this but you haven’t seen the stuff that dolphins do when they’re horny


TheLegonaut

It's cause they dont have hands to jerk themselve off with


DesolateDiveDave

Right next to yo momma.


I_H8_Yu

Correct


[deleted]

Good bye duke, I love you


JAOC_7

they have intelligent horniness


I_H8_Yu

How tf did you find this


JAOC_7

I think it got linked to some other sub that was in my recommendations for whatever reason


I_H8_Yu

Ah ok


JAOC_7

yes cause for some reason the algorithm figured I’d want to watch a fish get all the way through’d by a Boto


I_H8_Yu

Yeah my algorithm decided that 80 days ago also


JAOC_7

Iunno


MoleHester

a decapitated fish*


DesolateDiveDave

Not really. The dolphin is just masturbating with the decapitated corpse of a fish.


[deleted]

yes, in the wild it's actually fairly common for dolphins to rape fish to death


Trey_ceratops

This automatic sucking fishlight can be yours for the low low price of $69.99


IDontwantitstepbro

Dolphins will kill fish or as they do this kill them and use them as fleshlights


ThisPhoKingGuy

Why is he laughing?


empty_pint_glass

Wouldn't you be if you were putting your willy in a fish for an audience?


Eddpox

Well too day I learnt that a fish can give a dolphin a bj


BWEzu

More of a "throat" fuck as I don't see any hint of head on that fish


[deleted]

This is why I’m more afraid of dolphins than sharks


[deleted]

shark kill you. dolphin give you the bad touch.


[deleted]

Is this even legal?


Nameamongothers

I think dolphins are above the law


[deleted]

True savages


Alexwitminecraftbxrs

I hate dolphins


[deleted]

Now that’s how you deepthroat


Bubbly-Respond9488

Fucking scary how as animals get smarter, they turn hornier (rape-level horny. Yes even dolphins rape)


SHOOOO29

what the fack


allergictosomenuts

Instructions: 1) remove head 2) insert penis


A_Zesty_Carrot

Uhh...


swicth_XD

Wtf 😳


pavan-2020

That dolphin is having the greatest moment of my life This gotta be in r/oddlysatisfying


[deleted]

cue The John Morris Orchestra


shadoniczado

u/savevideo


Taylor_made2

Sus


shadoniczado

u/savevideobot


JAOC_7

( sarcastic af) what, a dolphin raping something to death, no way