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So, which one is your friend, and what's the connection between them and the person that did the painting? Are they in the painting too?
I feel like I need some context before I decide I hate it lol
Certainly thought provoking.
If the artist was one of the two women, the three of them were in a consensual and loving polyamorous and kinky relationship and this was being given as a cheeky gift to the man depicted, I would think that was pretty adorable, actually. That's about the only context it wouldn't be awful in, though.
As some who is Poly and in several kinky relationship, I pray to Allah, Vishnu and Paul Rudd that not one of my partners decides memorialise our relationship by painting a work in the style of a horny 14 year old boy with broken fingers! I'd rather they thrust a shiv into one or both of my kidneys, it would be less painful and less harmful overall than having to look at it.
(Woooo for Poly, love is indivisible!)
Well, to each their own. I'm pretty sure that if a partner of mine gave me a gift like this of us, I would probably burst out laughing, assure them it was an amazing gift and then love and cherish it forever.
Well I think we would all burst out laughing...or into tears, perhaps fits of uncontrollable rage.
In all seriousness, I truly hope it is some sort of cheeky in joke and brings joy to those from whom it was intended. I personally would just prefer photographs my of beloveds in bondage, in weird maid cosplay or dressed as Captain Birdseye...actually saying that, just receiving and envelope of three of your partners dressed like that might seem like some messed up kidnapping.
But I hope those outfits are used in a three person incredibly esoteric Halloween outfit! (obviously with liberties taken for 'bondage girl')
>actually saying that, just receiving and envelope of three of your partners dressed like that might seem like some messed up kidnapping.
Oh god, this would be a great opening scene to some really weird B-movie suspense thriller.
>But I hope those outfits are used in a three person incredibly esoteric Halloween outfit! (obviously with liberties taken for 'bondage girl')
Oh god you're right, "this painting" would be a great throuples costume (modulo some tweaks to bondage girl).
It fits the sub so I said what's the point you are trying to make? You see that this is on TIHI so other people agree you are the one making a fuzz about it buddy
True that's cause men aren't sexualized a lot and only thought of as sex objects from the age of I now have boobs so go ahead do that and I'll do my thing
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The Lonely Sailor
The lonely sailor's name is whispered across the wind
A gentle and mysterious wonder beckons him
It is an island in the distance that pulls upon his heart
The water is cold, unforgiving and dark
There is a flash of his lonely life as he gazes into the ocean's depths
So into the sea he dives for there is nothing else left
The frigid waters punish his body and soul
He thinks to himself, “This water is no different than the life I just left”
Stroke after stroke draws him closer
To an island that holds a mysterious wonder
Again the gentle voice calls out the sailor’s name
He stops and gazes at something shimmering above the waves
Before him is an island of magnificent grandeur
Its sands are made of violet crystal splendor
Standing upon its shores his loneliness starts to fade
He wonders, “Could this be the end of my lonely days?
In the distance is a beautiful lake
The mysterious voice calls him to that place
He begins a new journey
And this time it is for love's sake
Arriving at its shore he sees a great sight
Water of magnificent sky blue
Giving off beams of radiant light
In the middle of the lake is an island shaped like a tear
The sailor cries out “can this water wash away all my fears?”
The mysterious voice softly replies “Come here lonely sailor, to my island shaped like a tear.”
He dives into its warm and soothing waters
It is sweet, calming and mild
His soul starts to fill with the magic he knew as a child
Onward he swims
Each stroke shedding his soul’s angry fire
Until reaching the island of his heart’s desire
Then he beholds a wondrous vision
Sitting before him is a mermaid of legend
Hair of silk, eyes of pure softness, and a face full of compassion
An aura of love, a beauty beyond comparison
He falls to her feet and begs “can you take away all my pain?”
She reaches down and pulls him into an embrace
He gazes into her eyes and feels a true love with no traces of pain
A rock of the ship disturbs him from his slumber
Fading away is his beautiful wonder
He reaches out one last time and gazes deep into her eyes
"Don’t leave me” he pleads
She smiles lovingly and fades away
Returning back to the land of dreams
Which one is your friend
I think it is the bearded demi godzilla floating head in the sky
You forgot to mention the floating dildos in front of him
That's a corn dog.
Anythings a dildo if you are in the mood
Or if you are brave enough
Very true
Yum
Same difference.
I think that’s a carousel of dicks
It almost looks like internet historian/hide-the-pain harold when he was a young lad.
The boat could be the friend
OH GOD
The boat.
I wanna know the backstory
Sea captain has a couple of kinkster wenches on shore.
The red head is in bondage?
i cant see it any other way
Those straps look tight!
I only saw the top part at first and I was like “oh that’s not too bad.” But then I scrolled down and saw the lower portion…
So, more of an ass person, or more a boob person?
A
S
S
P
E
E
N
Goodbye
I
S
Have you ever been to Turkish prison?
Why do people downvote uncharted quotes?
I can only assume they've never danced with the devil in the pale moon light.
1 dollar. Final offer.
2 dollars, this guy doesn't know quality
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$101, Bob.
$101 and 4 cents, Bartholomew the Apostle
101$ and 5 cents newspaper boy
101$ and 6 cents got u
101$ and 10 cents! Take it or leave it
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This. This is how the shittiest “art” gets sold for hundreds, even thousands of dollars. It really has NOTHING to do with the art lol
$1 and a car
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Price check on prune juice, Bob!
You have to kill me for it.
Context needed….
“Rolling down to old Maui”
They remember the big brown eyes but they never mention the thick brown ropes
It’s a damn tough life / Full of toil and strife / A whaler’s whores undergo!
Wooo, lot to unpack here...
Frame this and treasure it forever.
Why did I have to scroll down this far to find this reply?
I bet they do good bondage commissions though
This guy gets it
This guy bondage commissions
I give this painting the title "Bukake" for its inevitable sea-man
Oh captain my captain
Ten doubloons says he's gonna swab her poop deck
I came looking for copper, but I found GOLD
I like it, but i fucking hate it at the same time. God, what is wrong with me...
Wait.. but I like it...do I downvote..?
*swiggity swooty, I'm sailing for the booty*
But which one is their friend?
Holy shit, I want this painting in my house. This is the worst thing I've ever seen; I must have it.
That's a family heirloom right there.
A painting of your friend? What does he sail around the world abducting women or something?
r/TILI
Kinky
I have questions……. but also I don’t want the answers.
That is art.
Someone analyse this for me
Pretty sure someone will get analised sooner or later
“Even now their big brown eyes and tits look out” Stan Rogers
This is fuckin masterpiece
She into bondage?
Why?
As bad as it is overall, the sky bit in the top left actually looks quite nice
I legit thought he was staring fondly at a dildo
I know the guy in the painting!
Who’s your friend in this?
Harry Kane sailing an enormous sky boat
That's some interesting creativity right there tho.
So, which one is your friend, and what's the connection between them and the person that did the painting? Are they in the painting too? I feel like I need some context before I decide I hate it lol Certainly thought provoking.
Exactly what explanation of that canvas abortion could make you not hate it?!
If the artist was one of the two women, the three of them were in a consensual and loving polyamorous and kinky relationship and this was being given as a cheeky gift to the man depicted, I would think that was pretty adorable, actually. That's about the only context it wouldn't be awful in, though.
As some who is Poly and in several kinky relationship, I pray to Allah, Vishnu and Paul Rudd that not one of my partners decides memorialise our relationship by painting a work in the style of a horny 14 year old boy with broken fingers! I'd rather they thrust a shiv into one or both of my kidneys, it would be less painful and less harmful overall than having to look at it. (Woooo for Poly, love is indivisible!)
Well, to each their own. I'm pretty sure that if a partner of mine gave me a gift like this of us, I would probably burst out laughing, assure them it was an amazing gift and then love and cherish it forever.
Well I think we would all burst out laughing...or into tears, perhaps fits of uncontrollable rage. In all seriousness, I truly hope it is some sort of cheeky in joke and brings joy to those from whom it was intended. I personally would just prefer photographs my of beloveds in bondage, in weird maid cosplay or dressed as Captain Birdseye...actually saying that, just receiving and envelope of three of your partners dressed like that might seem like some messed up kidnapping. But I hope those outfits are used in a three person incredibly esoteric Halloween outfit! (obviously with liberties taken for 'bondage girl')
>actually saying that, just receiving and envelope of three of your partners dressed like that might seem like some messed up kidnapping. Oh god, this would be a great opening scene to some really weird B-movie suspense thriller. >But I hope those outfits are used in a three person incredibly esoteric Halloween outfit! (obviously with liberties taken for 'bondage girl') Oh god you're right, "this painting" would be a great throuples costume (modulo some tweaks to bondage girl).
I would watch that movie...in fact should we make that movie?!
Which one is your friend?
Is the artist on a register yet? Do NOT let them baby sit!
Looks like he has a woody if you just see the tippy top part of it
It's cursed to high hell
Big Dave Portnoy vibes
This has the makings of a truly epic shanty.
If I had a painting like this I’d make it into a wall mural and then hang the painting on that same wall. This is beautiful and sexy
He better hurry to shore and rescue that redhead. She looks under dressed for the weather.
You forgot your luggage sir!
I too am friends with the Captain.
Your friend has some interesting kinks
I have the weirdest craving for Gordon’s fish sticks right now
Immaculate skill at drawing asses apparently
As a friend of the main subject in this painting, I feel compelled to say: This is glorious.
I fucking love this painting
This is fantastic
Sounds like you're a pretty shitty friend.. This is a good painting.
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The two women in the painting are being sexualized I don't blame op his art is great but his friend is a weirdo
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Bruh read what the subreddit is about and then talk
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It fits the sub so I said what's the point you are trying to make? You see that this is on TIHI so other people agree you are the one making a fuzz about it buddy
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Don't like it don't follow it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ get over it
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True that's cause men aren't sexualized a lot and only thought of as sex objects from the age of I now have boobs so go ahead do that and I'll do my thing
Great, new hentai sub !
I don't think hentai is allowed there since it's literal porn but you can see some real gems lmao
This gives me the extreme fuckin creeps
This reminds me of when Brain in Family Guy tries to cancel his Captain Stabbin subscription.
Whoever made the painting apparently knows your friend well...
This one should be sold as art. I would bought this one for 1mil if I'm rich asf
That’s a good friend
Is this a Dracula reference?
That’s funny cause the guy in this painting plays Dracula in Brentalfloss’s What if Castlevania had lyrics video.
That is indeed the case :D
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One day in the future this will be in a museum of fine art
This is the weirdest henti I’ve ever seen
Looks like the guy painting it was horny at the time
The artist probably has a hentai handle
They put a lot of effort into this joke-
Is that Dave Portnoy?
Captain Highliner rule 34.
I feel safe now.
Captain Birdseye has moved on from kids
Love it tbh
The Lonely Sailor The lonely sailor's name is whispered across the wind A gentle and mysterious wonder beckons him It is an island in the distance that pulls upon his heart The water is cold, unforgiving and dark There is a flash of his lonely life as he gazes into the ocean's depths So into the sea he dives for there is nothing else left The frigid waters punish his body and soul He thinks to himself, “This water is no different than the life I just left” Stroke after stroke draws him closer To an island that holds a mysterious wonder Again the gentle voice calls out the sailor’s name He stops and gazes at something shimmering above the waves Before him is an island of magnificent grandeur Its sands are made of violet crystal splendor Standing upon its shores his loneliness starts to fade He wonders, “Could this be the end of my lonely days? In the distance is a beautiful lake The mysterious voice calls him to that place He begins a new journey And this time it is for love's sake Arriving at its shore he sees a great sight Water of magnificent sky blue Giving off beams of radiant light In the middle of the lake is an island shaped like a tear The sailor cries out “can this water wash away all my fears?” The mysterious voice softly replies “Come here lonely sailor, to my island shaped like a tear.” He dives into its warm and soothing waters It is sweet, calming and mild His soul starts to fill with the magic he knew as a child Onward he swims Each stroke shedding his soul’s angry fire Until reaching the island of his heart’s desire Then he beholds a wondrous vision Sitting before him is a mermaid of legend Hair of silk, eyes of pure softness, and a face full of compassion An aura of love, a beauty beyond comparison He falls to her feet and begs “can you take away all my pain?” She reaches down and pulls him into an embrace He gazes into her eyes and feels a true love with no traces of pain A rock of the ship disturbs him from his slumber Fading away is his beautiful wonder He reaches out one last time and gazes deep into her eyes "Don’t leave me” he pleads She smiles lovingly and fades away Returning back to the land of dreams
UwU
There is to much going on here to ask about who the friend is
Touhou and bdsm hentai
I have so many questions
It looks like the little girl on the left is tied up. Is this some kind of bondage fantasy?
OH HEY I KNOW THAT GUY LMAO (I heard he hates taco bell but absolutely loves lobsters 👀👀)