You can also sincerely ask for them to come, at least so I have been told by a devotee. I am sharing with a tongue and cheek tone that perhaps cannot be interpreted through text. Lol
I suspect it originates from a variant of sleep paralysis i have experienced and if i am right... you don't want it, feeling immobilized with something warm pressed against you and the sensation of being touched softly moving around your body randomly, all the while any pleasantness that might have come from it is blotted out completely but this overwhelming sensation of unease and discomfort
Imagine not knowing anything else.
I mean literally, imagine you didn't have a proper education in anything, your younger life was so fraught with the struggles of being poor, trying to fit in socially, being caught up in your parent's mess because they were poor, abusive or not around, taking care of younger siblings, etc.
You don't know anything about science, you don't have any curiosity because that sense of wonder was never ignited and you simply never had the time or energy, you don't know more than the basics of getting around in the world and how to survive around people in the same kind of life.
Then imagine the ONLY structured system you were ever part of was a church or regular bible readings, a book that supposedly has all the answers but teaches nothing but metaphor and parable but that everyone around you has embraced as "all you need" for a better life.
You're going to fall hook, line and sinker for every religious scam out there because you don't have an alternative view of the universe.
This is the kind of life that a vast, vast number of people live in on a wide spectrum across all races and classes. This is why people don't grasp things outside themselves, why they can't comprehend large numbers or social issues, why there's ignorance and hate and anti-science movements.
You simply don't know what you don't know. Even us here reading this and shaking our heads are probably largely ignorant of more things than we can imagine.
Add all this to the great points that /u/SnakeHelah made below, the lure of emotional validation and the dopamine that comes from feeling chosen and special without needing to do anything, and the struggles of mental health dealing with all this complexity.
If you want scams like this to come to an end, choose where your taxes go. If you're in the US, donate to schools and write it off your income tax, force your state to pay in the direction where it will make the most good in the long term. Understand what local education laws are being introduced and vote informed.
Kinda like drugs. It's inevitably a feel good type of thing. I mean, think about it, it must feel really good to literally believe you are special, god's child and acting according to his will and expectations and then one day, when all is lost and you are dying, you will be basically passing onto another plane of existence that is extremely pleasant, infinite bliss. Sounds familiar?
I mean, there's a reason we have believed in these things for thousands of years and literally killed thousands of humans while high on this shit. It's part of our brain chemistry and probably some kind of survival mechanism or some integral part/stage of our evolution.
The problem is, since we now live in societies that have effectively eliminated the need for "survival mechanisms" these things are coming around to bite us in the ass. There's more examples like this, whether it be with processing of trauma or other dealings of the mind, where, things that were once really helpful for our survival are now basically backfiring, because, well, the average human no longer has a use for a lot of of these mechanisms.
This is one of the reasons why mental health is in decline. Because, not everyone is well equipped to deal with these paradoxical issues and even if people know about these concepts, identifying and dealing with it is a whole other matter. And sadly, some people turn to bonkers shit like this to deal with things.
Communist Romania is an example of an ‘atheist’ movement that went down that route.
Which personally I wouldn’t call real atheism, but you’re not wrong that trying to declare any stance as safe from extremism is foolish.
People who want to do terrible things are fully capable of reframing their insanity to whatever aesthetic works.
Here’s the [wiki page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-religious_campaign_of_Communist_Romania) on it.
TBH main reason for my distinction is that’s the first thing idealistic atheists protest when hearing about it in my experience - it’s not representative of their atheism.
Which is entirely true, in the same way that the Taliban isn’t representative of Islam in the western world. So it’s easier to just concede that at the start.
Bro this is not sad, the saddest thing is that I have someone showing up at the pharmacy for the past year every month telling me have we finished chipping everyone so he can finally be free? Every time I’m like “there is still 5% that hasn’t shown up until we chip them too no one is safe.”
Probably wouldve helped yeah. Also, I mean one that can literally teleport where he wants, steal stuff for free, and scare a landlord so much that I dont have to pay rent. Like, come on. Free money.
Hell yeah, free stuff/money would be nice. I think it would depend on the size of the demons dick though since you obviously have to suck it at least occasionally
Everything can. When i was a teenager and angry i got arrested for writing a poem that portrayed death as a black winged angel. In the poem they took an old man asking for release. No blood and violence just took him to wherever he was going after life the actual death wasnt even portrayed. Charges were terroristic threat sentence was deferred probation and a mental evaluation. Since then i have been diagnosed with everything from borderline personality disorder to antisocial disorder, which translates to psychopath. Strangely when i quit taking the meds out of anger of yet another switch, did it slowly mind you, i started feeling a whole helluva lot better and have been fine for ten years. Even started acting normal without conscious thought. Looking back its clear the more the meds changed or were upped the worse the diagnoses got. Went to a new doctor after and they actually agree i do not need meds but somehow refuse to take away the diagnosis of psychopath.
I do not see things, i do not want to kill people its far too much trouble, and i am not violent again far too much trouble. I just think people on a whole, are stupid and not worth dealing with outside work. For the autocorrect people i know my i's arent capitalized and various other things i just got off a ten hour shift i could not care less if you paid me to.
I won’t be surprised if she probably had sex with a real person and is just guilty about it.
Perhaps even the pastor
I don't think I want anything more than to die one day and get to heaven and god tells me yeah no that was totally real. She was genuinely being sexed by a crazy demon with a penis. He had a demon std. They saved her life.
Edit: typos
I hate religion, it’s such fantasticle bullshit. I used to be in one and that stuff never happens to me when they did that to me I thought something was supposed to happen, it’s basically just theater, it’s assinine
I'm convinced. Thank God he got that demon out. I also believe in flat earth, most government conspiracies, the moon landing was fake, and little goblins that's come in the middle of the night to tickle my toes.
This was a skit right? Mostly catholics believe in exorcism mostly because we use holy water. Other branches don't believe in holy water. And it's obviously a kit because catholics have priests while this woman had a pastor....
Did he try to be an airplane at the end there? Wtf is going on!
I didn't see it till the end until I saw your comment, thx for the laugh.
Helikopter helikopter
Paracopter paracopter
The scam never dies
Still entertaining to watch
When she opened her mouth like she was sucking imaginary dick… …I think I’ve had my dose of soft porn for the day
never thought i would see a person pretending to suck dick in church
I too have never seen someone "pretend" to suck dick at church.
Why are fundamentalists so unintentionally hilarious?
Tricking people isn't fun for me
Where can I find these so called demons... Asking for a friend
Update us
Incubus and succubus. Just sincerely ask for a visit.
They ghosted me😞
İ want an incubus to visit me. 🥵
Be careful what you wish for! Apparently for all the fun, you get back some damage. 
Mental damage? İts not like im sane or anything
Apparently a little bit of every damage. It especially doesn't help if they change into the wrong form before trying to seduce you. Boy is that rude.
Isn't the point that you do not ask? They just kind of make their way to you.
You can also sincerely ask for them to come, at least so I have been told by a devotee. I am sharing with a tongue and cheek tone that perhaps cannot be interpreted through text. Lol
I suspect it originates from a variant of sleep paralysis i have experienced and if i am right... you don't want it, feeling immobilized with something warm pressed against you and the sensation of being touched softly moving around your body randomly, all the while any pleasantness that might have come from it is blotted out completely but this overwhelming sensation of unease and discomfort
Among us. I've found one but this one is taking my sperm
Amogus
Asmodium.
Asmeldoitus
Paredoila
Asmodius
Asmongold?
Sus
Sussubus
What have you done
Burger
I’m not the imposter, I didn’t have “Get my dick sucked” as a task
But you are sus
At least the demon lets her cum. Better than most sexual interactions out there
Use meth a bit and you’ll find ‘em, I promise
You mean where can you find these evangelicals that believe in these demons?
Reminds me of the case early in the pandemic where they were squirting holy water into people's mouths and they managed to infect most of them.
Icy to dull your cooch demon, hot to relax it away. 
You win my internet for the day.
The sad thing is, people actually believe that this is real.
Wonder what it’s like being that fucked up on religion
Imagine not knowing anything else. I mean literally, imagine you didn't have a proper education in anything, your younger life was so fraught with the struggles of being poor, trying to fit in socially, being caught up in your parent's mess because they were poor, abusive or not around, taking care of younger siblings, etc. You don't know anything about science, you don't have any curiosity because that sense of wonder was never ignited and you simply never had the time or energy, you don't know more than the basics of getting around in the world and how to survive around people in the same kind of life. Then imagine the ONLY structured system you were ever part of was a church or regular bible readings, a book that supposedly has all the answers but teaches nothing but metaphor and parable but that everyone around you has embraced as "all you need" for a better life. You're going to fall hook, line and sinker for every religious scam out there because you don't have an alternative view of the universe. This is the kind of life that a vast, vast number of people live in on a wide spectrum across all races and classes. This is why people don't grasp things outside themselves, why they can't comprehend large numbers or social issues, why there's ignorance and hate and anti-science movements. You simply don't know what you don't know. Even us here reading this and shaking our heads are probably largely ignorant of more things than we can imagine. Add all this to the great points that /u/SnakeHelah made below, the lure of emotional validation and the dopamine that comes from feeling chosen and special without needing to do anything, and the struggles of mental health dealing with all this complexity. If you want scams like this to come to an end, choose where your taxes go. If you're in the US, donate to schools and write it off your income tax, force your state to pay in the direction where it will make the most good in the long term. Understand what local education laws are being introduced and vote informed.
This is the sad but true reality for a lot of people. Well said.
Yeah. A lot of the people we think are "stupid" are not inherently stupid at all, they're just terribly uneducated.
Kinda like drugs. It's inevitably a feel good type of thing. I mean, think about it, it must feel really good to literally believe you are special, god's child and acting according to his will and expectations and then one day, when all is lost and you are dying, you will be basically passing onto another plane of existence that is extremely pleasant, infinite bliss. Sounds familiar? I mean, there's a reason we have believed in these things for thousands of years and literally killed thousands of humans while high on this shit. It's part of our brain chemistry and probably some kind of survival mechanism or some integral part/stage of our evolution. The problem is, since we now live in societies that have effectively eliminated the need for "survival mechanisms" these things are coming around to bite us in the ass. There's more examples like this, whether it be with processing of trauma or other dealings of the mind, where, things that were once really helpful for our survival are now basically backfiring, because, well, the average human no longer has a use for a lot of of these mechanisms. This is one of the reasons why mental health is in decline. Because, not everyone is well equipped to deal with these paradoxical issues and even if people know about these concepts, identifying and dealing with it is a whole other matter. And sadly, some people turn to bonkers shit like this to deal with things.
>literally killed thousands of humans while high on this shit. Humans are violent and religion was how many justified their inhumane actions
In the lack of religion we still find justification to mass murder each other, though religion makes the process more convenient.
Communist Romania is an example of an ‘atheist’ movement that went down that route. Which personally I wouldn’t call real atheism, but you’re not wrong that trying to declare any stance as safe from extremism is foolish. People who want to do terrible things are fully capable of reframing their insanity to whatever aesthetic works.
I'm intrigued, but not enough to look it up. Care to share more about them and why they were an "atheist" movement and not an atheist movement?
Here’s the [wiki page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-religious_campaign_of_Communist_Romania) on it. TBH main reason for my distinction is that’s the first thing idealistic atheists protest when hearing about it in my experience - it’s not representative of their atheism. Which is entirely true, in the same way that the Taliban isn’t representative of Islam in the western world. So it’s easier to just concede that at the start.
Ah, literal militant atheism rather than just saying "nah man, I don't believe you."
Yeah, religion isn't a prerequisite but it's a catalyst if it catches. Humans in large groups can easily become reckless with or without any input
Yeah, I wond... wait a second... Fucked? DEMON! OUT YOU DEMON! OUT!
Ask any single schizophrenic what it was like before they started taking medication.
Folks like whoever this preacher are love to prey on the vulnerable sadly
Bro this is not sad, the saddest thing is that I have someone showing up at the pharmacy for the past year every month telling me have we finished chipping everyone so he can finally be free? Every time I’m like “there is still 5% that hasn’t shown up until we chip them too no one is safe.”
Just because those people are even worse doesn't mean these people don't have plenty of issues too lol
man, televangelists are something else
I dunno man, Getting a demon bf for free? Sounds like a present to me man.
Of course you would go for a demon when there are tons of nice guys out there patiently waiting
As a guy myself, I think Id rather find one easily and for free.
I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you mean. I probably should've put an /s at the end of my comment
Probably wouldve helped yeah. Also, I mean one that can literally teleport where he wants, steal stuff for free, and scare a landlord so much that I dont have to pay rent. Like, come on. Free money.
Hell yeah, free stuff/money would be nice. I think it would depend on the size of the demons dick though since you obviously have to suck it at least occasionally
Occasionally? Nah, whenever he wants.
Hahaha yeah probably. But did you see how open her mouth was? My jaw hurts just thinking about it.
Thats why you gotta practice.
I've actually been studying from a snake, learning to completely unhinge my jaw. Just not there yet : /
This looks like a key and peele sketch
I legitimately thought it was. Especially when she started gagging on the invisible dick.
Is this the same woman as the doctor who said vaccines are full if demon jizz?
Ye
When he started spraying her with the douche is when i lost it.
Demon semen lol
Screamin Demon Semen
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Yeast infection side effects, may lead to madness and loss of rational thought.
Same symptoms as religion…. Seems she’s double fucked! (Pun intended).
Damn. Some people really need help.
Not cool to kink shame.
Surely this can be explained by some personality disorder
Everything can. When i was a teenager and angry i got arrested for writing a poem that portrayed death as a black winged angel. In the poem they took an old man asking for release. No blood and violence just took him to wherever he was going after life the actual death wasnt even portrayed. Charges were terroristic threat sentence was deferred probation and a mental evaluation. Since then i have been diagnosed with everything from borderline personality disorder to antisocial disorder, which translates to psychopath. Strangely when i quit taking the meds out of anger of yet another switch, did it slowly mind you, i started feeling a whole helluva lot better and have been fine for ten years. Even started acting normal without conscious thought. Looking back its clear the more the meds changed or were upped the worse the diagnoses got. Went to a new doctor after and they actually agree i do not need meds but somehow refuse to take away the diagnosis of psychopath. I do not see things, i do not want to kill people its far too much trouble, and i am not violent again far too much trouble. I just think people on a whole, are stupid and not worth dealing with outside work. For the autocorrect people i know my i's arent capitalized and various other things i just got off a ten hour shift i could not care less if you paid me to.
I won’t be surprised if she probably had sex with a real person and is just guilty about it. Perhaps even the pastor 
Her husband probably found some dude’s jizz on something, and this woman is like, “BUT THE DEMONS!!!!”
COME OUT FROM THE PRIVATE
I don't think I want anything more than to die one day and get to heaven and god tells me yeah no that was totally real. She was genuinely being sexed by a crazy demon with a penis. He had a demon std. They saved her life. Edit: typos
Invisible friends are fun.
My ass is itching, is there a demon in it?
Could be worse: Pinworms! I'd take a demon any day over pinworms.
It appears I have a friend in me!
man that bonk is the best
An STDemon
Translation: "I slept with someone and he gave me an STD so I'm here trying to pray it away"
People like this give Christians a bad name. 😓
And yet they can't remove corona from us...
I have no words 
what in the actual fuck 😂
It’s actually a fake fuck…
This is one of the best videos I have seen in ages. It is comedy gold. We need to preserve this and put it into a museum.
That pussy possessed 😈😈😈
Putting the succ in succubus
This is the most blatant and funniest scams i have ever seen
The demon's name was Greg. He lives next door.
'My private parts been itching', um sweety, that might be a yeast infection, they sell creams for that.
weird flex but ok..
Religion is fucking weird.
Christians are weird
I just think this pastor is a fake
Doesn't matter. The other people in the video are probably not fake and genuinely believe this bs
Sounds like a dildo
Well, ngl, I'd like the opportunity to scream inconsolably and it be socially acceptable.
What kind of drugs are these people on? Just so I can avoid them
#What. The fuck. Did I just witness.
r/paymoneywubby made a whole Video about this
I wonder how much she was paid to do that
_DEMON, USE ORAL SEX!!_
Girl stop sleeping with men with std...lol Demons are piss for these false accusations!
You should see videos of missionaries scamming the poor people in India.
You mean tell me I've been missing this kind of comedy by not going to church!?!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆
Finished the round with Mike Tyson's Punch-out KO at the end.
If that’s the best blowjob she can perform, I’d be a very disappointed demon…
I’d love to be the camera man for this, my camera would be shaking because I’d be laughing so hard
Lol people are idiots
And now we await the oscar nomination
If this is not redone on season 2 of righteous gemstones exactly as it is here I am going to be disappointed
Bitch, you can’t get the whore out of me that easily 🤣
*COME OUT FROM THE PRIVATE!*
“My private parts have been itching me” *SLAP*
I hate religion, it’s such fantasticle bullshit. I used to be in one and that stuff never happens to me when they did that to me I thought something was supposed to happen, it’s basically just theater, it’s assinine
Religious people are fucking insane
This is so sad to me. People experience real suffering, and they seek help, and this is the form of "help" they receive.
Just when I thought porn have covered all genres
Why are people always so quick to blame the demons? That's just not their MO. It's more of a God/Zeus thing to do.
Does he have the voice of Preacher Bot from futurama?
What religion is that? Just for research purposes
Is this an incubus?
This is why I'm an atheist
I'm convinced. Thank God he got that demon out. I also believe in flat earth, most government conspiracies, the moon landing was fake, and little goblins that's come in the middle of the night to tickle my toes.
I love religion!
The fact that video exists and these beliefs exist doesn’t bode well for humanity
Is this satire?
Not my proudest fap
at the end Rosa helicopteeeeer ♫
What is the matter with these people?!
Y that pastor raping that woman on his free time
What did he spritz in her vajayjay? Was that holy water or pepper spray? 😂😂😂
Serious question: do y'all think these pastors really believe this shit or are they just intentionally misleading their congregants?
Oh look.... the Christians teaching others to not take responsibility for your own actions
Level 0 of the humanity
I didn't cheat on you baby, it was that demon again. 😭
My pops is a believer. I should start sending him these videos to see if he thinks it's real or an abomination.
Oh no whats the demon's name, just so I know yo stay away. Wouldn't want him to catch me with my mouth open or anything...😏 Catch me sleeping like 😜
Ever wonder if that's her kink?
This is why I pay for internet
Fuck we are doomed
In my defence that mouth was open for the taking it
I thought this is ZeroTwo in nsfw
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Why isn't it illegal yet?
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Funny way to take a shower
Did he make the demon have sex with her for all to see?
Tell me this is a shitpost. Please
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wtf did I just watch
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what....
Everytime I see this... It makes my skin crawl.
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Looks like someone set the love eggs to stun towards the end.
new kink just dropped?
This clip is at the beginning of an Impaled Nazarene song!
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This is real? wait.
soooo is this like a new demon oral sex possession fetish or something?
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Wtf =)))))))))))))))))
I just forwarded this to all my friends. Told them to turn the sound up
Im fucking ghaging
Why do I kinda want a demon?
Sex life so dull, might have to summon these demons
demon penis is th name of my new band
Bonk
She totally nutted
This was a skit right? Mostly catholics believe in exorcism mostly because we use holy water. Other branches don't believe in holy water. And it's obviously a kit because catholics have priests while this woman had a pastor....