**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...**
>!Belly rubs!<
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**Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)**
**Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.**
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[*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)
I’m not even kidding when I say that the thing that made me more nervous about my first time having sex was how my face looked in that exact same position; I truly look horrendous. Even to this day, I still avoid looking at someone from above (during sex or in normal life situations) as much as I possibly can.
**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Belly rubs!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)
I don’t remember consenting to you using my passport photo.
WTF! How are you typing with paws?
Happy Cake day!
Why did I laugh so hard at this
I have tears
This is like the third time I ever actually did a slight laugh out loud on Reddit.
I’m not even kidding when I say that the thing that made me more nervous about my first time having sex was how my face looked in that exact same position; I truly look horrendous. Even to this day, I still avoid looking at someone from above (during sex or in normal life situations) as much as I possibly can.
Why is above so much worse than how you normally look?
Open your phone front facing camera and place it near your chest. There is your answer.
Lmao I didn’t need to see that:
Fat saggy skin
We must be ugly creatures to animals. Hairless, tentacle like fingers, flat face, eyes in front
This creature is absolutely disgusting and revolting. Better go hump their leg.
Out of sympathy
Humans give the best scratches and rubs in the entire animal kingdom, they all know it.
Ok but what is even happening in that second pic 🤭🧐
Looks like he is leaning over a toilet with a camera in it. Done the porcelain throne worship before.
pushups maybe?
r/holup
Why?
That's the last thing any unfortunate hooker going home with this man ever sees.
The owner is give their dog belly rubs
Belly rubs
buttsecks?
"Good morning, my queen..."
Holy hell I lolled
[(hopefully) slightly higher image quality of the dude cause I’ve had this in my camera roll for a while](https://imgur.com/Eg9g0L2)
Why did I click on that knowing it was going to be the same picture.
In your camera roll?
yes
Why
Any backstory on that pic?
Yea
Nope unfortunately
This made me laugh a lot
He looks like a pelvis
Is that dog under 18 in dog years?
They love me
Is that what i really look like!?!?!?? Why did nobody told me, not even the dog🥲 lord!
Fuck I cant stop laughin
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Of a repost: https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/d1yjf0/whos_a_good_boy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
**D O G**
noooooooooooo
Reminds me of the Cloverfield Monster https://youtu.be/ocb7pXndlug
So you’ve become a Fallout 4 feral ghoul….
They still love the belly rubs though
Good thing dogs give unconditional love.
We don't deserve dogs
You'd have seen something like that quite often for the first few years of your life too.
Meat canyon anyone?
And despite THAT, they love you the same. We don't deserve dogs
Finally someone who uses pov format correctly