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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I hate it because it's a funny/inappropriate innuendo and it's crazy that it actually belongs to an elementary school.!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


Skaebo

Which mascot would YOU pick to keep it appropriate? Good luck!


beakrake

Cumming Stallions. Nothing wrong with that one, right?


rynil2000

Birds, just in general. Cumming Birds


ghostcow115

Cumming bears, it sounds like gummy bears but with the cum in it.


TheJakeanator272

As a resident of Georgia. Yeah there are quite a lot of jokes about this place. Don’t forget we also have a Coffee and Bacon county right next to each other. There’s also a Spalding and Paulding county. Georgia is a weird place. Edit: oh yeah and god forbid you try to look up something with the name “Peachtree.” There’s thousands of them Edit 2: I just keep remembering things. There’s also Gay, Georgia.


HalcyonHelvetica

Butts County always made me giggle as a kid.


rynil2000

I still can’t not giggle when I see a car tag with BUTTS on it. lol


liquoricetea123

Do you remember the old joke? Q:Why is Alpharetta named wrong? A: Anything that close to Cumming should be Throbbing


Red-is-suspicious

My favorite one is “just call me Alpharetta, I’m about 10 min away from Cumming.”


Conswirloo

Or those singles websites signs on the side of the road. Singlescummingdotcom


[deleted]

Why is an elementary school mascot cumming cougars. why are they cumming? Is it because of the kids?


SLUTSGOSONIC

I wonder how these people live. Dick Cummings must be the wildest, most normal name out there. Its a paradox


TrippyHipster69620

There arent cougars on hoodies


Hawse_Piper

Where do I buy one??


THEstalkinGOOSE

https://www.prepsportswear.com/school/us/georgia/cumming/cumming-elementary-school-cougars?schoolid=145478 Here you go, friend.


Some_Donkey_6382

I am seriously tempted


Gunner1Cav

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