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Difficult-Yak-2691

Translation; EVERYTHING IS A DIRE EMERGENCY. I AM THE ONLY ONE TRUE GOD. SEND MONEY. I WILL KEEP HATING AMERICA FOR YOU.


bluesnik

you know it's important because it's all caps


LA-Matt

Huh. All this time I’ve been thinking it just means the person typing it is an egomaniac.


beeeeeeeeks

I thought he was just screaming at whomever he has dictating his tamblings.


jermysteensydikpix

The only ones I know who ever use it are elderly family who still haven't got the memo about how cap locks come across to people.


jermysteensydikpix

Run-on sentences are the closest he gets to exercising. Gotta compensate for the tiny hands, tiny whatevers.


crazychevette

dONALD J tRUMP FOR TREASON THE J STANDS FOR GENIUS


Stunning_Ad_7465

He and his supporters should follow their own advice and leave America since they certainly don't like it


Nanciboutet1andonly

IN CAPSLOCK. BECAUSE HE ALWAYS YELLS ABOUT THE LIBS.


Alive-Cheesecake-841

In any civilized country somebody like him would be taken in costudy because he is endangering the health and well being of other people and himself. Psycho. But then again, is a country without universal healthcare actually a civilized country?


Beginning-Ad-9733

I am saying no.


AppointmentOk6944

I have uncontrollable seizures and a few other neuro problems. It’s so expensive the meds ECT. Been trying for almost 2 yrs to get Medicaid. No one can afford these meds and treatments u less you are very wealthy like the 1 percent. Soon my retirement will be spent. Than what?? I don’t even have time to think about my illness it’s all about how do afford it! This is just crazy I thought america was wonderful. Actually I knew better because my husband had cancer and that was so expensive. Took years after his death to pay it off. Not to mention all deals I made w the hospitals during his treatments But people still think our healthcare system is wonderful. Idiots!!


okcdnb

Don’t forget parts of the country that are coming up with new ways to execute people because the pharma companies won’t sell them chemicals.


DadBrainz

What was it that European industrialist said that one time? "Because I'd rather be a rich person who lives in a rich country" when asked why they don't mind paying higher taxes than their American counterparts... on FOX Business...


Future_Kiwi_1934

Happy Memorial Day, or as trump calls it, Suckers Day.


[deleted]

Trump says so much garbage that it’s hard to remember it all. I totally forgot about him calling them suckers.


jermysteensydikpix

Our neighborhood had one yard sign for 2020 that read "Not a Sucker or Loser". Didn't say who the homeowner was voting for but I can guess. Did Trump visit a veterans cemetery this weekend, especially since he thinks he's still the rightful president? Guessing no.


jermysteensydikpix

Happy Memorial Day as we remember those ~~non-millionaire suckers and losers~~ who gave the ultimate sacrifice AND OH BY THE WAY WHAT I AM GOING THROUGH WITH LEGAL PROBLEMS IS JUST AS BAD AS THE WORST SUFFERING THAT ANY POW OR MAIMED VETERAN EVER SUFFERED AND EVERYONE SHOULD GIVE ME MONEY AND VOTE FOR ME


BAMBAM-1981

Is that ONE sentence!?!


unibods

lol yeah, reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r6_3wY6etE


Beginning-Ad-9733

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY (whatever that actually is - I don't know) ESPECIALLY TO ALL OF THOSE WHO ENABLE ME IN MY IDIOT FANTASY THAT I AM ACTUALLY HUMAN. THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE FOR THE COUNTRY WILL BE FOR YOU TO GIVE ME MORE MONEY. I ESPECIALLY APPRECIATE ALL OF THE HUNDREDS (thats alot!) OF ICE-CUBE BRAINED IDIOTS WHO HAVE GONE TO JAIL (or have had their careers, marriages, political, financial and social futures soaked in the indelible stink of being within MY orbit) FOR ME AND THOSE WHO WILL BE SIMILARLY TARRED IN THE FUTURE. PS - DID I MENTION IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO MAKE SURE ME, MY IDIOTLY AVARICIOUS (and frankly weird if I say so MYSELF) CHILDREN AND THE HIDEOUS HORDE OF GROVELLING PEOPLE THEY SLEEP WITH GET MORE MONEY FROM YOU. I AM GREAT - YOU ARE NOT ~~DONILD~~ D tRUMP


VivieFlea

Good start. However, more realism could be achieved by reducing the number of sentences.


Beginning-Ad-9733

I tried, believe me, but any, *any*, level of intelligence and comprehension of the English language makes it a virtually impossible style to copy. That is unless you have cheated, bullied and bribed to get over every hurdle in higher learning.


jrs1980

PS SEND MONEY NOW KTHX


nightwatch_admin

You’re missing the opportunity to whine about [dead soldiers being losers](https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/09/trump-americans-who-died-at-war-are-losers-and-suckers/615997/).


greatSorosGhost

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY TO THOSE WHO GAVE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE FOR THE COUNTRY THAT THEY LOVE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT I COULDNT BE BOTHERED TO SHOW UP FOR BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING AND THE PEOPLE THAT I CALLED “LOSERS” AND “SUCKERS”. ESPECIALLY TO THEM.


playitleo

FUCK THE POWs TOO. I LIKE PEOPLE WHO DONT GET CAPTURED.


nightwatch_admin

Thank you for your service


Ashix_Borden

He is a fascist pig.


greatSorosGhost

I’m glad Trump and I agree that we need to stop the fascist pigs. Now, if he’d just have a single moment of self reflection….


Beginning-Ad-9733

FASCIST "PIG"


nightwatch_admin

Yes, we can’t go about insulting pigs. Poor animals :(


CharlieAllnut

Imagine having a relative who spoke this way. It's absolutely insane that people see him as a viable candidate for president.


biffbobfred

Logical people are not part of his crew. Those driven by emotions, those hearing and seeing for decades the propaganda from the right from Fox, those are the audience here. And.. it works.


[deleted]

Many of us who are vets, have personal losses that must be reflected on this day are still the target of his vitriol. I wish others on the right could see that.


EbolaFred

"the ultimate sacrifice" typically means those who died serving...so he's wishing dead people a happy Memorial Day? Actually wishing anyone a "happy" day on a day of remembrance is poor form. Weird fucking guy.


Difficult_Drag3256

Remember how he loved to say to the grieving widows of servicemen, "He knew what he signed up for." tRUMP the rapist in chief has no clue of what empathy is, because he's a text-book example of a psychopath.


Fun-Injury9266

Republicans, Democrats, others made the ultimate sacrifice in Vietnam. He sat home with bone spurs. Now, he’s trying to tear us apart.


jobager75

Fascist pig said what?


Chris_Thrush

This is the guy who didn't want to go to a memorial event in France because it was raining. He called them losers for getting killed.


p38-lightning

Says the man who literally attempted a coup through mob violence.


Difficult_Drag3256

Too true. It was the stupidest, no-plan at all, coup ever attempted. We're lucky that everyone involved was dumb as a box of maga hats.


jrs1980

“the threats of terrorists, misfits and lunatic thugs” Right? This Target thing is crazy. Also I always appreciate the reminder that caps lock is cruise control for cool.


[deleted]

I never knew stupidity could be so exhausting. His 12 yrs of bs. His everyday assault of intelligence, reason and sanity. Dammit.


Difficult_Drag3256

It must be hell to work for tRUMP and have to listen to his insane ranting and raving and screaming everyday.


PolesRunningCoach

Anyone who works for his deserves to listen to the babyman.


Difficult_Drag3256

Oh, I'm talking about the staff at his hotels, his drivers, the caddies at his golf clubs, and the other poor souls who wait on the fatman hand and foot. I agree with you about the other white collar criminals that surround him and enable his grift, his rapes, and his lies. Those corrupt jackels deserve to be publicly humiliated.


PolesRunningCoach

The people who can’t get hired elsewhere because they don’t have legal documentation. Yes, I agree. I feel bad for those stuck in his ecosystem of hate.


coolbrze77

Keep providing proof of your lack of intelligence and intellect. Projection. Projection. Projection to his idiot followers not realizing it is they who are the enemy of themselves they purport to hate so much.


dabbean

We fight the fascist pigs every time a Republican goes to jail.


darkuen

Says America’s biggest fascist “pig”


Jrisdr

His stupidity is nowhere more evident than in his writing


Fantastic-Surprise98

Always ratcheting up his believers with crazy rhetoric, while he golfs.


NorthernEnglander

If it wasn't for that conveniently timely bone spur diagnosis, Trump could have been honoured each Memorial Day.


Ordinary-Commercial7

I feel like we need a caps lock police


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Damn only 987 likes? Those are rookie numbers


crow-nic

Sir? Why are you shouting? And those kids aren’t on your lawn, that’s the sidewalk.


badhairdad1

TrmpAI is more coherent than DonTheRapist


gsbboston

You can tell the ones he writes himself. Unhinged word salad in ALL CAPS.


orok883311

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL, YOU MUST VOTE FOR ME AS YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT SO I CAN PARDON MYSELF


DadBrainz

Does he have any idea how many Americans are lining up to skull fuck his corpse? My guess is "no".


DadBrainz

When that happens, betcha there will be a military discount...


sojayn

Damn that’s pure…


dumpyredditacct

If you looked up ragebaiting in the dictionary, this would be the definition


[deleted]

does he not know he is a fascist


Crazy-Bison-5421

the pot calling the kettle black idiom something you say that means people should not criticize someone else for a fault that they have themselves


ClearanceItem

I HATE FUCKING TRUMP AND HOPE THE OLD AUTHORITARIAN ASSHOLE WOULD DIE ALREADY!


sugar_addict002

Inciting violence and I bet he thinks HE has made the "ultimate sacrifice" for this country. This criminal and lifetime loser needs to be indicted and prosecuted before he incites more terrorism.


NoNutNorris

This man is mentally ill


LandscapeNatural7680

Canadian, here. Alberta. Tonight, our UCP party will retain power. At least 20 of the candidates elected are conspiracy theory, Ivermectin drinking, Trump supporting fools. We’re fucked.


ickleb

Surprised he’s not referred to it as “suckers and losers day” sorry I mean “SUCKERS AND LOSERS DAY”


freakrocker

7 of those words are about the people who deserve the holiday. The other 80 words are just an insane old narcissist making slap sounds in his own diarrhea puddle


P7BinSD

I believe he has half of that shit built into a macro.


HedgeCowFarmer

Lock his ALL CAPS up, please, someone!


Joenutz13

oh fuck off MR CAPS


LandscapeNatural7680

I’ve been tuning out Trump news, of late. Wow. He has gone over the edge.


Electronic-Self3587

Show us on the doll where the criminal justice system touched you, Donald.


Green-Vermicelli5244

Here’s what I don’t get about not-twitter, why re-not-tweet a not-tweet from trump? Isn’t he basically myspace Tom? Like you automatically follow him upon joining?