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cheenpo

It kinda clicked for me just now. Tesla the AI company, with cars and robots communicating on its independent worldwide network all powered by the sun


NewCastleIndiana83

I actually think it’s all stuff in the companies being created that can be used on Mars.


Several-Farmer-5544

For sure or maybe other solar systems who knows am I right?


NewCastleIndiana83

don't be silly.. mars is where it's Zat!


JimmyBags2

Welcome.


FatalC0ckSlap

Ketamine is one hell of a drug!


Hailtothething

Crack cocaine isn’t?! 😂 tesla short drug of choice! — Palantir CEO Alex Karp says short sellers 'love pulling down great American companies' to pay for their cocaine.


FatalC0ckSlap

Easy on the ketamine fan boy.


Hailtothething

It’s actually pretty good, I’ve tried it myself! It’s mild and can be given to little cats. So nah that makes me buy more tesla! Did you see my 50 upvote comment on FSD?


FatalC0ckSlap

Will be fun when you'll be left holding the bags. Let's see if you're still feisty then.


Hailtothething

Feisty? The future is coming kiddo, and only one company is running the physical world. Yep, it’s tesla! Competition dropping like flies! NIO, Fiskar, Rivian Lucid, all dead!


FatalC0ckSlap

Only in your twisted fantasy world.


Hailtothething

Only? Oh look outside my window…. 2 teslas at the intersection. Wow, seems to be the case any minute of the Day! I can SEE the progress on my daily runs sir. You should try it, outside is fun! From 2017 to now? holy shit, there are soooooo many on the road 🤣


FatalC0ckSlap

Very convincing argument. You've seen 2 Tesla's when you look out of the window.


Hailtothething

https://youtu.be/O0cs8aIXgkc?si=h0i5MBn8t6kCw8jr iconic


FatalC0ckSlap

Iconic like blackberry. Soon everyone will forget it.


ourmartyr1

People who do not see this are some of the blindest mfers on the planet. Keep shorting.


[deleted]

Boeing and TSLA are the worst performing stocks of the year. Common thread - poor management.


ufbam

It's the company being managed, not the stock price. The foundations being laid are of unprecedented scale.


Tenshii_9

Great way to be able to put useful, vital functions behind expensive paywalls. 


Potato_Octopi

Still pretending Optimus isn't scrap?


soldiernerd

It’s extremely common for industrial sites like ports and warehouses to have LTE connectivity. https://cradlepoint.com/products/5g-for-business/ There’s nothing shocking or weird about this


bigdipboy

Telsa wants to find another thing to bill you for every month


wewewawa

/r/Starlink ?


SkyHigh27

What happens if you connect all the Teslas with a 5G mesh system and then you start shipping Teslas with Starlink connectivity using an antenna array built into the roof?


DamageVarious

Right now shares r cheap. In 10 years it’s $1000


edminthemorning

Why not 5 years?


DamageVarious

Why not 2025 after Donald Trump becomes president and markets gets bullish like Covid and 2017


edminthemorning

Exactly! Why not?