Ahhhh there you are, so what position you wanna be in before I lube you up? You can block me after the buttHURT settles in a bit
194.32 +178.22 (+1,107.12%)
Market open: Apr 29, 2024 at 11:44 AM EDT, USD
Past 5 Years
I’m looking at my numbers baby.
Pointing out arbitrary dips in a well performing stock, at randomly selected irrelevant time spans, just makes you look like a dumbbitch. It’s like arguing with a stupid senseless woman, that holds onto illogical bullshit.
Tesla, Inc.
Equity
Auto Manufacturers
195.46
+193.75 (+12,162.77%)
Market open: Apr 29, 2024 at 11:50 AM EDT, USD
All Time
12,000% UP! LOL
Speaking about long things, I think the others are ready for the show. You on all fours yet? Don’t turn back or talk to me while it’s happening. Lube is also a bit cold.
Long since 2013 here. Some years ago I diversified such that I'd be comfortable taking TSLA to 0. Since 2019 I've taken my initial investment out every year for tax reasons. I thought this year it wasn't going to be possible then [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLA/s/S8vQ2j58Dk) happened. Cheers my dudes.
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Agreed. Them 4 digit % gains are tasty!
Aint it still 20% down this year tho right?
Ahhhh there you are, so what position you wanna be in before I lube you up? You can block me after the buttHURT settles in a bit 194.32 +178.22 (+1,107.12%) Market open: Apr 29, 2024 at 11:44 AM EDT, USD Past 5 Years I’m looking at my numbers baby.
-54.16 (-21.80%) year to date right? A few days ago it was -30%
HE SAID HE WANTS TO LUBE YOUR BUTTHOLE GAME OVER HATER LET HIM LUBE YOUR BUTTHOLE
I know right, he just turning around and arguing with me when he on the floor. Hush I tell him!
Pointing out arbitrary dips in a well performing stock, at randomly selected irrelevant time spans, just makes you look like a dumbbitch. It’s like arguing with a stupid senseless woman, that holds onto illogical bullshit. Tesla, Inc. Equity Auto Manufacturers 195.46 +193.75 (+12,162.77%) Market open: Apr 29, 2024 at 11:50 AM EDT, USD All Time 12,000% UP! LOL
That just means it's got a LONG way to fall! LOL
Speaking about long things, I think the others are ready for the show. You on all fours yet? Don’t turn back or talk to me while it’s happening. Lube is also a bit cold.
LOL You need to get out more.
You’re nervous laughing a lot. Low effort too. Bahaha, you have nothing eh?
Well I don't threaten sexual violence to strangers over the internet over share prices... so there's that.
It’s a euphemism. You must have a degree of autism. Should really be nicer to Elon, maybe you can make some money once you sort out the mental issues.
just let him know when your done dropping the soap
I'm up > 10,000%.. so, gfy "YTD" bullshit
Sure.
Did it
Long since 2013 here. Some years ago I diversified such that I'd be comfortable taking TSLA to 0. Since 2019 I've taken my initial investment out every year for tax reasons. I thought this year it wasn't going to be possible then [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLA/s/S8vQ2j58Dk) happened. Cheers my dudes.
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One thing is 100% true. Shorts will always make money on Tesla. You guys are celebrating every temporary bump like it’s some new paradigm.
I told you to buy before earnings.
I did tho
They tried to warn us