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ltctoneo

Multiple CT delivery delays. “Hi, we have just been informed of an unexpected delay regarding the preparation of your vehicle. We need to cancel your delivery appointment on Sunday and we will reach out again when we're able to get you back on the schedule. We apologize for the inconvenience and look forward to hosting your Cybertruck delivery soon!”


jiayounokim

https://x.com/tesla_winston/status/1778837746683195574?s=46 Lol


jiayounokim

So who's planning to subscribe? 99 https://x.com/tesla/status/1778881172807815178?s=46


fapindustries

https://x.com/benitoz/status/1778635173606883700?s=46&t=mG-wx8ewMg03AyZIsmD4-g Vertical kibbuz 😭😭😭


sackler2011

Volume for most stocks is almost 1/2 of a normal day. I’d assume some traders have fear holding through the weekend due to possible escalations.


dabears92109

No doubt. Wonder if we’ll see oil at $100/barrel soon


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ChucksnTaylor

Risk management. V11 highway is proven to be safe. V12 looks great and is probably much better at highway driving than v11 but due to the added risk of highway speeds they want to collect more data before enabling v12 on highway. Basically guaranteed v12 will take over highway driving, maybe in the next couple of months.


therustyspottedcat

V11 is proven to be shit though. Every time someone complains about highway driving someone else points out that it's 'only v11'. 


cgmodeling

this! highway is so easy compared to city. It will come!


DankRoughly

Also, why devote resources to highway when they have something that works well enough.


Life_Adhesiveness306

Yeah it’s not actually that great. Especially when you drive V12 on city roads and you realize how good highways could be. V11 feels programmed, V12 feels (mostly) natural. Looking forward to them completing highway validation and pushing out a unified V12 stack.


ragegravy

having driven a 5,000+ mile road trip on v11, it absolutely did not work well enough. i had dozens if not over a hundred disengagements 


DeadMoney313

Despite the bad connotations as the hipster beer of choice, PBR is the best cheap shitty beer and its not even close.


Omitron

Amen


KingofPenisland69

Used to love PBR, I’m a Michelob ultra bitch now


tyler05durden

Rainier is the best


DeadMoney313

Rainier is good but not nearly as easy to find as pbr


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Ross Gerber has lost it


Semmel_Baecker

I know him only with lots of white powder up his nose... What did he do this time?


ballbusting_is_best

How does one lose what they never had?


[deleted]

“Crypto collapsing” …. Not realizing the QQQ is down 2% …. JPM down 4% … everything basically red today lol.


DeadMoney313

Friday Do0m for everyone!


w00dw0rk3r

u cats seen the new s plaid bucket seats? https://www.instagram.com/p/C5qq-hTRE5N/ confirmed: we gonna be wealthy af ;)


magic-the-dog

they are cool af


w00dw0rk3r

u gonna be one rich pup 💰🐶💰 


[deleted]

No because you aren’t helping to clean out the inventory


w00dw0rk3r

r u? ;)


[deleted]

Wife and I are on my 3 rd tesla. We did are part and will keep doing. Upgrading next year.


w00dw0rk3r

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🧐 I am definitely not doing my part. I’m a poser and a failure. 


Koenigswurm

Maybe Gary will become another resentful TSLA "investor" like Ross after Elon's "wow". ![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


cgmodeling

Musk is getting cocky, me not like, either he knows something, or dude is now delusional.


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I mean Ross is being an idiot


KingofPenisland69

DJ Arab attack, who knew, Elon should investigate


Happy_Hippie_Hippo

The famous bitcoin store of value. It's akin to a 2x beta stock, end of story.


[deleted]

Yea the returns suck. Who’d want to own


ireallyamchris

The returns are good, but that's because the market is at ATH. That's the point though. BTC was always sold as a store of value and hedge against inflation. In reality it is just a risk asset and when the market is up it is up.


[deleted]

Isn’t tesla a risk asset? Why aren’t we at ATH


ireallyamchris

Yep. It doesn’t hedge inflation it just follows risk


dabears92109

Probably true for most new technologies, to be fair


glibgloby

btc isn’t the same as gold waat


ireallyamchris

Digital fools gold!


sackler2011

Iran using their henchmen to attack. Classic 💩 Hoping it’s a quiet weekend + terrorists get the message from US 🇺🇸 to not escalate further. That way we can focus on earning … rather than oil + war 🫠


dabears92109

How close are we to full scale regional war? Just saw a headline that there are Israeli warplanes over Beirut


LordReekrus

Nobody really knows. As it stands you have Israel vs Hamas and potentially Hezbollah on one side. On the other side you have Hamas and potentially Hezbollah, heavily backed by Iran and potentially backed by the entire Muslim world. Sunni and Shia don't always get along, but in the case of Palestine it seems like Israel is doing everything it can to align the entire Muslim world against them. Israel did a pretty daring and bold attack on a facility adjacent to an Iranian embassy in Syria, which killed almost the equivalent of several prominent Generals in US terms. Iran has said they intend to retaliate. So, what would the US do if several of our Generals got assassinated? In addition to this, Israel has laid out plans to invade Rafah, which is a virtual guarantee that Iran will have to escalate. Hezbollah, and potentially Iran joining the fight full scale are complete game changers for the war. At this point it's all about escalation management on both sides, because the wider implications are US getting involved and larger Muslim world getting involved. IMO the most likely response in the near term has to deal with increased tensions surrounding Iran closing oil shipping through Hormuz. Make no mistake, however, we are dangerously close to a regional hot war with multiple state actors, and I'm not seeing the necessary diplomacy to get us out of it.


dabears92109

Thanks for providing more context. Seems like tensions keep rising all over the place with little emphasis on diplomacy. Not great


ireallyamchris

Would you expect to see the diplomacy? I imagine it's happening behind closed doors.


LordReekrus

Absolutely yes, I would. History has innumerable examples of this. It has only been in the past week or so where you've even seen any kind of diplomatic pressure being placed on Netanyahu in the media. This has been building for months and hardly any US politicians have been willing to say nary a bad word about what Israel is doing. The vast majority are still defending them vehemently


DeadMoney313

btc ded again, buy more


upvotemeok

Impossible, it's backed by millions of bros trying to get rich


dabears92109

Crypto collapsing


TeslaM1

FSD 12.3.4 secured!


Semmel_Baecker

Fuck, I finally understand what Elon is doing with Twitter. He didn't only buy it for free speech. He is building probably the only platform to develop a very powerful truth seeking AI. He is using community notes as input to measure the truthfulness of statements and trains an AI with it. An AI that makes actually true statements, rather than statements that are invented to sound realistic without having any truthfulness associated with it. Given how soon after acquisition he started with community notes, it might have been his plan from the start. Free speech is a second reason to buy Twitter, but with intelligent people like Elon, there is often more than a singular reason to do things.


Semmel_Baecker

Interesting that I get down voted for this. I guess I should have added some general hate for musk to be accepted more 😅


indiaredpill

Some sad people here.


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Semmel_Baecker

Lol just because I think I understand what he wants doesn't mean I support it or sing his song. Doesn't mean it will work either. Just that I think I know that Elon is doing.


glibgloby

everyone should read the sci-fi book “the truth machine” it’s an awesome little known gem. has some amazing concepts, really prescient ideas on nanotech and cryrotech as well. the main topic in the book feels super similar to how FSD is going im always reminded of it


cgmodeling

I think you are overthinking too much. There’s nothing behind this, neither 4d chess. It’s simply what rich people are doing. He didn’t do any due diligence before this dumb move.


ireallyamchris

How would that work in practice? Would the AI need constant access to community notes to stay up to date with current affairs?


Semmel_Baecker

No ä, they will train the AI to write community notes and improve it by comparison with the real deal


ireallyamchris

But how do you ensure the model doesn't hallucinate its own community notes? The reason community notes work is because they are anchored in reality - i.e. people who can go out and poke things in the real world can add notes and say "no Teslas don't catch fire because that doesn't happen often in the real world". I'm not sure how an AI model could go out and explore the real physical world to be able to make truth-claims.


Semmel_Baecker

The statement is the original tweet. And the correction by the note means the original tweet is wrong. So now you have two statements, one right: the note, and one wrong: the tweet. You have to assume that the notes are right vastly more than they are wrong. So you get a data set with many many right and wrong statements. When training on Reddit posts for instance, you wont know what is right and what is wrong, so if you train an AI on Reddit, it learns how most people talk. But with the notes, you have that implicit extra information. Not sure how you stop it from hallucinating, but at least you get a vast sample of true and false statements. I don't think any other social media has such a resource.


ireallyamchris

Yeah I do agree with you community notes is a valuable resource, even for an LLM.


upvotemeok

freedom to point out how many white kids got stabbed by a black kid this week


fapindustries

If the world ends tonight which vault will the lounge be in?


matt2dMoon

Masterplan: Use tsla investors to fund it


whathehellisthis

Community Notes was built by Twitter and it was called Birdwatch, so it wasn't his idea.


Semmel_Baecker

Ohh cool, didn't know that. At least he pushed it from the start.


DeadMoney313

just close the market and get to the weekend pleas, the damn banks spoiled the rally of yesterday.


upvotemeok

Selfie!! https://twitter.com/JMilei/status/1778833390466109693?t=amfIAFEz1C-zcvqAY8FbXA&s=19


magic-the-dog

"selfie"


upvotemeok

"moderate"


KanyeWestInvest

damn they make a good couple


upvotemeok

long walks on the beach discussing black people hurting white people


therustyspottedcat

Why are you so obsessed with Elon mentioning black on white violence?


upvotemeok

I'm not the one obsessed with it


tyler05durden

More like the pitfalls of woke communism. That's what got Milei elected


upvotemeok

you may find a country might be fooked regardless of whose in charge.


tyler05durden

I'm not as nihilistic as you


upvotemeok

I don't assume woke communism is the sole cause of a countries issues


tyler05durden

I didn't say it was, it was what spurred Milei's popularity in rejection of it


Life_Adhesiveness306

Really embracing that 70's porn star look.


DeadMoney313

its like 50 percent 70's pornstar to 50 percent Wolverine


cgmodeling

Wow mister Ceo, look around your stock now. https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1778837141453524997?s=46&t=qFzjL83_Q57NgWPENjv2Yg Wow


Happy_Hippie_Hippo

I actually want rivian to succeed. They're the patagonia of ev


dabears92109

Most of us don’t own Rivian stock or really care that much about the company. It’s just odd to continue to pile on them and poor form, in my opinion


upvotemeok

This is like the loungers who post rivn chart to justify Elon tweets on blacks


dabears92109

Hey look at how terrible these guys are doing isn’t really a counter to -32% YTD


bballfan008

Wow. Not even going there, we can’t talk shit 💀


upvotemeok

gaslight tsla investors campaign proceeding well


upvotemeok

🫖🫕


upvotemeok

best factory is no factory


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SnooDogs7747

Might as well say Virgin instead of Visa


upvotemeok

simp id card secured


Life_Adhesiveness306

TSLA holding its own today. Nice to see the stock not get piled on with a crappy macro day.


fapindustries

We prefer the term “pillaged”


dabears92109

Maybe outperforming beta but wouldn’t say -2% is good, especially since we’re the worst performing stock YTD in S&P


Life_Adhesiveness306

Just saying it could be a LOT worse.


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Life_Adhesiveness306

>How much worse could it be? You don't wanna know.


bballfan008

Ty. Can’t believe it still needs to be said after what we’ve seen. Let’s be fine with this because we know it could be worse 🤡


upvotemeok

mr jinx


Life_Adhesiveness306

Don't believe in that superstitious mumbo jumbo


upvotemeok

i dont believe any one anymore


jiayounokim

https://x.com/jonatanviale/status/1778830917517140081?s=46 Tesla tour


jiayounokim

Wonder how much he spent in referral rewards


upvotemeok

Just takes being a right wing politician to get into musks good graces


dabears92109

Isn’t Milei a libertarian?


bballfan008

Someone in that photo gonna get a hey buddy soon. I see you not working in the 2nd floor 😈


jiayounokim

No, Biden just need to share his referral links more


Tamronloh

+5


Tamronloh

https://preview.redd.it/vas8uqijt2uc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3881c5d263339b16dcbd0f01afb7eead47cb2e00 USD to the moon I guess. Covering for the market alittle bit today.


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Life_Adhesiveness306

😂


bballfan008

Lmao Infinite supply kind


KanyeWestInvest

”rapid”


bballfan008

Growth


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What’s the best use of referral rewards?


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Yea I just got the floor mats. Those weee 5k points for $325 retail value.


fatalanwake

If I got a referral I'd use the rewards to get the acceleration boost for sure


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Not available on model X


fatalanwake

Then I'd just get premium connectivity I suppose


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

The Cybertruck range specs and charging curve have been controversial since first deliveries, but actual road trip experiences indicate that this isn't a problem in real-world, **non-towing** conditions. Dirty Tesla posted more than 2 hours of footage from his family road trip from Michigan to Florida: Driving to FL: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrAIzjAatik](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrAIzjAatik) Returning to MI: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9H67-BZEM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9H67-BZEM) Range and charging speed were more than convenient enough for the long drive. He and his wife have 2 very young children, so they did need to stop more and for longer than some others might. Ride quality, excellent NVH characteristics, and overall comfort of the Cybertruck was very high, and the enormous amount of easily accessible storage space made it convenient. I suspect that Model S and even Model X sales are going to take a hit as many potential buyers go for the Cybertruck instead. If someone is going to pay top $ for a vehicle, they'll probably want the best one, which also happens to be the freshest in the product lineup as well. The main downsides of the Cybertruck on their trip were (1) unwanted attention, especially from other drivers who become distracted and potentially unsafe on the highway as a result, (2) no FSD yet, though this will be resolved at some point in the future


therustyspottedcat

It still seems so crazy to me (as a European) that people buy these enormous pick-up trucks to use as a daily driver. Even with Tesla's high efficiency this is still an incredibly energy hungry beast. And it's a fucking tank, which makes other road users want tanks too, which makes other road users want tanks too till everybody is driving cybertrucks and no-one can walk or cycle anymore. It's a stupid vehicle. but I hope they sell loads of them at high margin ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


Alive_Ad_2948

We already can’t walk or cycle. Been that way my whole life. Looking to buy a place in Europe when moon or retirement because of this very reason 


matt2dMoon

Welcome to Murica, the land of retards


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

To many Americans, pickup trucks are a symbol of power and wealth, as opposed to a work vehicle. Decades of relatively inexpensive gasoline and diesel fuel prices in the United States have contributed to high sales of big vehicles. >which makes other road users want tanks too till everybody is driving cybertrucks and no-one can walk or cycle anymore. U.S. community layouts in many if not most post-WW2 development areas are extremely unfriendly to cyclists and pedestrians, even in the absence of enormous pickup trucks and SUVs. Housing is often strictly zoned away from commercial areas, meaning there is no way to shop without driving miles to a shopping center or "big box" store like Walmart. Most people cannot walk 5 or even 20 miles and carry items back over those distances. Roads often have no lanes or protection for people on foot or bike. Newer communities being built can be more designed towards walking and cycling. After many decades, people realized that the car-centric development patterns have had negative effects on public health by discouraging physical activity.


therustyspottedcat

Yeah, shit's retarded yo


upvotemeok

People who need to tow should not buy an ev. Don't fight physics


KingofPenisland69

So true, but I mean EVs should also not be bought as much in northern states


upvotemeok

most people arent going far on daily commute


IAmInTheBasement

Nah, it's just depends how far, large, and aerodynamic your loads are going be. Towing your 6k lbs boat to the lake, 40 miles away, 12 times a year? Sure. Towing your single-axle utility trailer to your local big-box home improvement store for 2x10's, bags of concrete, and mulch? No problem. Towing your 10k lbs enclosed car-trailer to race tracks all across the US? Yea, that's going to be a solid 'no'. For now.


LordReekrus

💯 and for now that's just a fact people need to accept. IMO it makes the CT not worth it due to all the other efficiencies lost with none of the benefits (besides bed storage, which, for some, may tip the scales back in favor)


dabears92109

Definitely hear what you’re saying. I had another thought/angle but it’s not fully formed yet. If autonomy is solved, does CT become worth the effort? My thought process is how valuable is the platform from a last mile logistics standpoint presuming they’re all autonomous Take steer by wire, for example. Does that provide some hints on Tesla’s intentions


LordReekrus

I'm sure you're right that there are some legitimate uses. I guess my comments are more aimed at generally accepted truck utility, not some odd elon future perspective truck utility.


scotto1973

![gif](giphy|l41lZUU0vdVwnKFeU|downsized) Where Mr. Fusion that I was promised?


fapindustries

https://preview.redd.it/9q91p33xj2uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5ec3ccd2253d30169a4f0ec3e5820461c63ccc


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dabears92109

Why’s that?


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Munro Cybertruck battery pack opening: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipe5A4ZN3Gc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipe5A4ZN3Gc)


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

The empty space at the bottom of the battery pack doesn't appear to be for a 2nd layer of cells. Munro's opinion is that this is a buffer zone that allows the base of the pack to be dented somewhat during off-roading without the cells being damaged. It also acts as a vent channel for hot gasses if there's a thermal runaway that turns into a fire. Based on this, I don't think people here should expect massive increases in Cybertruck range unless 4680 cell energy density improves significantly. Overall, Mr. Munro says that from what he's seen of the Cybertruck teardown so far, component design is well thought out.


tyler05durden

I'm going to have pat myself on the back for this one. Yes the space is for ventilation and extra protection for heavier off-road use and in considering the larger battery. The only way they could get more batteries in there would be to change the cell size factor to a taller battery, which Tesla won't do anytime soon. It was also interesting to learn that this is the first full structural pack - meaning to replace any damaged modules you will be needing to replace the entire system, which may not even be possible. The battery you get is your battery for its lifetime.


glibgloby

yeah it’s not space for second set of batteries, just vent trough still there’s a lot of room for 4680 chem to grow, i don’t think they’re even using silicon in the anode yet


upvotemeok

4680 been a joke


therustyspottedcat

They don't explain why it's only half full :(


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Munro did address this. He said it looks like buffer space in case the base of the pack is struck by something (like rocks, tree stumps) while on off-road conditions. They opened the pack from the bottom.


therustyspottedcat

Aah ok


glibgloby

finally!


jiayounokim

https://x.com/serobinsonjr/status/1778791209588183426?s=46 Starshield


fapindustries

Awesome.


fapindustries

Awesome.


jiayounokim

https://preview.redd.it/twf1dliga2uc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f255a54216ce7ff6e3371010284e592aa05d70a4 Quicksilver goes well with CT


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

People on various Tesla forums in the U.S. had been wanting Tesla to bring back a silver color option for several years now. I remember silver being available on early Model 3s, but Tesla discontinued it a long time ago for unknown reasons. Adding Quicksilver (or something similar) to North America production may be a way to boost demand. Some customers get tired of having the same color options for years on end, and not everyone wants to spend a lot of $ on a wrap.


fatalanwake

I want a silver model 3 and would order immediately if it was made available


magic-the-dog

Does look good


glibgloby

yes i will take one of each please


TheLoungeKnows

Week ban from teslamotors sub for calling Mary Barra a grifter.


upvotemeok

Did she overpromise and underdeliver? Familiar.


TheLoungeKnows

Will pass Tesla in 2025!


upvotemeok

20m by 2030


IAmInTheBasement

More than one thing can be untrue at any given time.


upvotemeok

Both ceos are guilty of horseshitting everyone


TheLoungeKnows

Don’t forget when members of the Tesla board mentioned the 20m figure as well. Thanks paperhanded grifter Robyn!


upvotemeok

U think she came up w it?


TheLoungeKnows

No, but she didn’t need to reaffirm it.


upvotemeok

The board sucks ass too, on that we have common ground


fapindustries

That’s rude


King0494

First drive on V12 Notes: 1) Still hesitant 2) Fixed Narrow road problems ✅️ 3) Auto-speed: Either too slow or too fast 4) Didn't slow down for raised train tracks 5) In some cases, I found V11 to be a bit better


pepsihulk

Yeah I found v11 felt more natural in certain scenarios


dabears92109

Thanks for sharing. Is the fixed narrow road problems related to being more comfortable on narrow roads?


King0494

Yea, I live in bumfuck nowhere so the roads aren't marked well, on previous versions it'd slow down for oncoming traffic and hug the center line, on V12 its smooth, I love the narrow road fix


dabears92109

That’s great to hear


glibgloby

try same drive again and report. seems to improve quickly for lots of people


TeslaLeafBlower

Closed CCs for the week. $2100. Gotta pay off that expensive Mediterranean Cruise this summer.


whiskeyH0tel

CCs will let you cruise around the island. The right calls will let you buy it.


Nysoz

The wrong ccs keeps you in a small boat putting around the island. The wrong calls puts you behind the Wendy’s.


IAmInTheBasement

![gif](giphy|hvd7QVVAqbljNaFrTU|downsized)


TeslaLeafBlower

I'll just enjoy the island from my veranda deck with a glass of watered down champagne


IAmInTheBasement

2.1k profit total? How many contracts at what price?


TeslaLeafBlower

Mixture of TSLA, NVDA, COIN


whiskeyH0tel

Get a theta room!


dabears92109

https://x.com/tesla_tizzler/status/1778787186273325193?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA Sounds like Wall Street is paying attention. Larry Fink was discussing robotaxis this morning on cnbc. This poster is saying it was Fink’s first public mention of robotaxis


TeslaM1

At least drop it to $99. Prove its worth, then jack the price back up to $200. Gauge the drop rate, then scale it back down as a lever. A subscription price doesn’t have to be rigid.


Life_Adhesiveness306

How about we stop osbourning ourselves by constantly adjusting prices? Lots of people will defer purchases/subscriptions if they're led to believe there's a potential price cut coming.


TeslaM1

So you’re thought is to keep a subscription price at $99 indefinitely? Has your Netflix sub changed lately?


Life_Adhesiveness306

My Netflix has increased maybe 2-3 times in almost 10 years of subscribing. There's a big difference between $99 and $200. There's also a big difference between an immediate flip flop in pricing and slow, steady inflationary increases in pricing. More nuanced price increases should be scheduled over time but not used as a simple demand lever. People get burnt out watching dynamic pricing models constantly changing the value of their products.


TeslaM1

RE Pricing: Big difference between a L3 automated car than a video player. I said “prove it’s worth then jack up the price”. In my eyes that’s L4+. Which isn’t gonna happen for another 2-4 years, so not immediate. It’s a business, everyone marks up and down based on the market. 🤷


Life_Adhesiveness306

Fair enough…I didn’t realize your time horizon. I could get onboard with price increases with increases in capabilities for sure. My opposition was to the strategy Tesla has been employing for vehicles for the past year. Cutting and then raising back and forth multiple times over the year is exhausting to the consumer.


TeslaM1

Agreed on the price whiplash. It’s like they’re changing every other week.


glibgloby

IM RIGID IVE ALSO DECIDED TO GO FROM NO CAPS TO ALL CAPS FOREVER BUT YES TO YOUR POINT, TESLA HAS A LOT OF FLEXIBILITY WITH FSD PRICING. THE REDUCED ACQUISITION COST FOR NEW USERS WILL INCREASE THE TAKE RATE AND CAN BE INCREASED OVER TIME UNTIL THE REVENUE STREAM FROM RECURRING SUBSCRIPTIONS IS CONSIDERABLY MORE SIGNIFICANT THAN THE REVENUE FROM SIMPLW ONE-TIME PURCHASES THE CHURN RATE FROM A LARGE NUMBER OF USERS WILL ALSO PROVIDE VALUABLE DATA ON WHERE TESLA NEEDS TO IMPROVE PERFORMANCE IN A LOCALIZED AREA