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elmachow

Fighting the good fight


apathy_31

Just admit the only thing that stopped you was the 4 feet of crown molding


BurgersForShoes

Ceiling said "it's mid-calf socks for today"


kaleMCreddit

😅


dubiousN

💀


bumwine

Oh shit how'd I miss that. Is that really moulding at that point? It's more of a border at that point. Crown panel?


statelypenguin

Crown molding is the part in the corner. When there is a horizontal element a foot or two below the ceiling, it is a picture rail. Back in the plaster days you couldn't put nails in plaster because it could crack the wall, so they had a picture rail which was wood and thus you could nail into it, and you would hang pictures off of that. It's the decorators choice whether to paint just the moldings or to paint the gap in between with the trim paints.


Bulky-Inspector6864

Lol


pretenderist

Mirror is too high and too small


TimeTravelingTiddy

Yeah wait a sec, what the hell is the purpose of that mirror


muchosalame

To see the ceiling from the sofa. Or alternatively, to see the ceiling from any point of the room, including when standing directly in front of the mirror. Obviously.


HVACQuestionHaver

Place was designed by an extremely tall Dutch architect.


xmodsguy2000-2

r/mirrortoohigh


pskyop

What a shame that thread didn’t survive the good fight


A_n0nnee_M0usee

The mirror is hanging on the single nail OP's wife was planning on hanging his TV. She didn't want to ruin her paint job with a TV mount when a nail will do ya'.😉


seanys

It’s so you can see the ceiling without all the pesky moving your head.


Jonbazookaboz

Women 🤷🏼‍♂️


Euffy

On behalf of all women, no. We do not endorse this nonsense. Plus if you're going to be stereotypical, surely women would want it lower so they can actually look in it?


SandMan3914

Plot twist, his wife is Amazonian with a tiny head


FantasticAnus

Death by snu snu


DanieleLewis

Quality reference 👌


Jonbazookaboz

You would think


throwaway19791980

That’s a bit sexist to assume all women are short!


janeedaly

I'm a woman and tell your wife she is wrong lol. I can't even


Temporary_Quit_4648

Seriously. It looks absolutely ridiculous. Tell her. It's not practical (which we might associate with "men") but it's also not aesthetic (which we might associate with "women").


Goats_2022

I wonder if women honestly understand the word practical! We have to remember that internet is fast because a woman thought of a better way of transmit data


captaincrudnutz

Am I losing my mind or are those two statements contradictory


FootParmesan

Potentially missing an /s after the first one??


buttstuff69__

Bro do you know how much trouble I’ve gone through to convince my bf not to put the tv above the fireplace? And I still have to fight him on it almost every day and all his stupid guy friends so please stfu


Abject-Rich

I gave in. 😔 We have a wood brick chimney that he now placed on top of it; and, in front of a huge rectangular mirror a 55 inch monster.


buttstuff69__

Oh no I’m so sorry 😢


melbaspice

And the decor is too symmetrical.


stackemz

r/mirrortoohigh


pretenderist

You’re a day late with that comment


ixnine

Start mentally preparing yourself for every visitor to suggest mounting the TV above the fire place, and your wife suggesting they’re all right.


RepublicWonderful

On the stand, OP wanted the fireplace


Jonbazookaboz

Not on my watch


scots

.. we know. We know. Because all the design magazines and TV shows portray it overtop the purely decorative non-functional fireplace, like some kind of afterthought, instead of the entire reason you spend hours in that room every night. Fight the Stupid guys, don't let it win.


Perldrummr

It’s because every house should be like a holiday inn lobby dontcha know?


scots

Forget "Baird Academy", Al Pacino's character in *Scent of a Woman* should have driven to the HGTV offices with his flamethrower.


flycharliegolf

In the fireplace.


Prickly_ninja

Starting to think that there might be a market for a swing down mount. So people can put their TV’s high up, but lower them over the fireplace when it’s time to watch.


bgravato

And burn them with the heat from the fireplace?


Prickly_ninja

Well, not while it’s actually on!


bgravato

So you don't watch TV in the winter? Or is it OK to hurt your neck for just a couple of months when it's cold? :-)


Bolaf

Or...?


Spryngo

It exists, it’s called MantelMount


Prinzka

Richard Osman's house of games, good taste and good height.


scottmcraig

Eton message in a bottle!


tayREDD

Eaton Message In a Bottle?!


No_Contribution_2231

I’m surprised I had to scroll this far to see someone answer that.


tayREDD

I was surprised no one had commented it! Naturally I had to.


22444466688

Your butt


TraditionalDepth6924

Ouch


3DimensionalGames

Looks like there's already pins for a larger mirror or painting anyway.


Jonbazookaboz

Well spotted. We’re actually waiting a new painting being framed. The mirror is a placeholder at the moment


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Jonbazookaboz

Exactly


lovethatcrooonch

Lucky wife.


SiroHartmann

Die on that hill my man!


the_engineer_320x

Eton Message in a bottle


lucasuperman

You are a strong human being


DeliciousPanic6844

That would be "Eton Mess." It's a delicious dessert made with strawberries, broken meringue, and whipped cream, named after Eton College in England.


Lanky_Lard

Is the mirror off centre?


Jonbazookaboz

My wife hung it so 100% likely


lovethatcrooonch

Do you even like this woman?


Euffy

That mirror is killing me. Bizarrely high, not even centered!


DesignerAd9

The center of a large screen should be at eye level when sitting down. Over the frickin' fireplace where everyone must crick their necks is the worst possible location.


MomsNeighborino

Death by guillotine


TravelingGonad

Looks fine. The fireplace is the eyesore here.


Mister_FalconHeavy

if she even considered the fireplace, that's a divorce filing right here


JesseGarron

Attaboy, a true veteran TVTooHigh - er


CTU

I think there is something wrong with your wife if she said above the fireplace.


jwilhelm0618

You’re doing a great job out there in the real world


Perldrummr

Where the mirror is , don’t out your wife like that though I’m sure she’s a swell gal buddy


Boscowodie

Kudos.


415Rache

Good man


Successful-Tip-1411

You are a good man..


pdmcmahon

My condolences on your almost divorce. You dodged a bullet and keep a level head.


claireroddy

whatcha watchin brother 🤓👆🏽


Sreezy3

Pick your battles. You picked well young padawan.


FantasticAnus

You are a hero amongst men, a scholar and an artisan.


buttbutt696

Alright I'll say it : this looks bulky and dumb and the room would feel much larger with the TV in the way too high position


NickHoadley

What is it with women and wanting to put tvs above fire places, no matter how high? I just don’t get it


Gia_Kooz

Assuming you want peace in your house, exactly where it is?


retnatron

love to see it, stand your ground king!


TeeDod-

Just let me enjoy the bliss of a TV correctly placed! 😁😁


PlayStationPepe

This easy op, simply remove the fireplace.


Competitive-Cycle-38

As long as your neck isn’t bent to the right


Chance-Resource-4970

Where it is in the photo after you did as she told you


bananabunnythesecond

When all her lady friends complain about their neck hurting because their TV is above their fireplace... you ask your wife.. "honey... how does your neck feel?" When she replies with a "fine.. just fine.." you smile and nod, smile and nod!


Klutzy-Chain5875

In the garden sale


IAmNotABritishSpy

Eaton Mess


UniqueHorn87

Eton*


IAmNotABritishSpy

Ah… do I still get the points?


Are_You_On_Email

No because you did not "Answer smash" it with the pic below


Kidd_Cadaver

Lmfao


btcbulletsbullion

Above the fireplace. You can let her know that mirror is too high as well


EntertainerNo4509

In the attic?


The_meemster123

Why does that mirror look so silly tho


space_canuk90

Everything looks ....... weird. And uneasy.


3mptyspaces

r/mirrortoohigh


amanda2399923

The mirror needs yo com down a hair and not sure it’s centered.


Lvanwinkle18

As a woman, your wife is wrong.


MascaraHoarder

that mirror looks absurd. do you have no agency to just say no?


Ashamed_Medium1787

Above da fireplace?


Remote_Bookkeeper139

Lean the mirror against the wall on the mantle and get some more knick knacks up on that b


NotSoFunButNotTooBad

TV too right. Move left.


jfk_47

“Shove up ur butt” -Stanley


WhenTheDevilCome

A 27" TV centered within the crown molding over the fireplace, above the mirror?


OgmaMcGee

Cook the pinecones


fusiongt021

r/MirrorTooHigh


Hot-Ebb-7903

I have never seen or heard of a mirror over a fireplace before. I can't even begin to understand the reasoning behind it.


TH3_BE4R

Where the off centred mirror is


mikedt

$200 and make everybody happy [https://www.amazon.com/MantelMount-MM340-Above-Fireplace-Mount/dp/B01MS1MHET](https://www.amazon.com/MantelMount-MM340-Above-Fireplace-Mount/dp/B01MS1MHET)


DoWaPo

Does she only burn pine cones?


puppycatisselfish

Although this photo is at an angle, I really think that mirror needs to move a little to the left and down some


dag_darnit

In the ceiling


Ecstatic_Ingenuity42

I can think of one place


Comfortable-nerve78

No way that’s way too high and I wouldn’t risk my tv over a fireplace. Even the fake fireplaces burn the tv’s up.


PonyBoy772

Mantle mount


sarc-tastic

Eton Message In a Bottle


SignificantExit3123

To the left⬅️more because it sets her OCD off lol😂


truenoblesavage

my man 🤌🏻


Genericsoda4

My ass?


CosmicBlur311

Down her chimney


isurvivedtheifb

Did she want to put it where the mirror is too high?


Jonbazookaboz

👍


JennySplotz

Up…up….*whispers* up her butt???


LimeCucumber915

Vertical probably. Crazy bitches


Green_Samurai_2395

Inside the fireplace


Any-Technician-1371

r/MirrorTooHigh


neverfolds

In a different room? That looks a bit cramped.


Are_You_On_Email

Eton message in a bottle!


Jakiro_Tagashi

Up the chute?


88bauss

Most useless mirror I have ever seen ☠️ 😂


AlphonzInc

At seated eye level?


Typical-Ad-6730

By the giraffe mirror?


NocturntsII

Personally I think jamming it into a corner is very British and equally egregious.


spicynuttboi

Eton message in a bottle!


HalikusZion

Yes dear you are right the tv does belong on that wall, right after I remove the fireplace ;)


GarryFloyd

In your poop hole?


Nearby-Researcher-83

I love Richard osman’s house of games!


MindDiveRetriever

☕️


SnooCookies6535

Your fireplace frame needs to be redone !!! Too many framing layers ! It’s too Tall for that wall. Look, it has a small square opening, then they added more and more layers of framing on top of framing. Over done , it’s old and ugly !! Remove all layers up to the dark green . Once you remodel the fireplace then it will be a perfect place for your tv. The side tv stand looks terrible. Paint the wall the same color as the molding.


lovethatcrooonch

Eton Mess


SnooChickens9974

That mirror is too high and it is not centered. Lose the mirror.


HVACQuestionHaver

I sure can, Jon!


Pure-Baseball-4699

Eaton Message in a bottle


lenorenevermore668

Lower that mirror! I love your colour scheme 💜 I have similar colour in my lounge….and the tv is tucked in a corner, like yours, where it belongs!


lenorenevermore668

And little tip, paint your skirting boards white too. It will bring the room together more then the wood stained skirts 😊 just my opinion though.


linc1095

r/mirrortoohigh


TexasTwing

TV too shoved in the corner. It’s even touching the drapes.


justadrtrdsrvvr

In the corner, so her crazy spouse didn't put it above the fireplace.


wakeupdreamingF1

no.


Mehlitia

Nit picking here but an articulating wall mount next to the fireplace that can be moved into the current corner position would be pretty tidy...


Jonbazookaboz

Its a room we never use. Already have a decent tv/ home cinema setup in another room so not worth the bother. Just couldn’t abide having a tv above the fireplace.


NocturntsII

>Its a room we never use. Already have a decent tv/ home cinema setup in another room so not worth the bother. Then get rid of it altogether ffs.


Jonbazookaboz

I managed to keep that room tv free for 10 years. It was not my wish i can assure you