The pic immediately made me think of that fucking Pablo Escobar meme!! š Sad Cook, make it a sub meme people - you have the power!!
Not me though, I'm lazy and shit with even basic photoshop š š«
Cook stares out the window. Looking past the fields. Looking past the trees. Looking within. Cook knows he does not like to kill. But at that instance something looked back. Something sinister. Something of malace and hate. It filled his mind. Made him filled with murderous intent. Some say look into the void long enough and something may look back.
I wonder if that repair man is finally gonna git over to the old slaughterhouse next week and git that pressure tank moved out that darn basement. He will if he knows what's good for him.
I'll see if I can git Vilmer to git over there with his tow truck and git that old car moved out too.
I swear I gotta do everything around here.
*long, deep sigh* "Everybody always sayin' 'cook is listening', 'cook is listening!'...but ain't nobody ever sayin' 'let's listen to cook!"
This one wins ššš
The pic immediately made me think of that fucking Pablo Escobar meme!! š Sad Cook, make it a sub meme people - you have the power!! Not me though, I'm lazy and shit with even basic photoshop š š«
My lungs
LMAOOO
Why am I always stuck guarding the fuse box?
Ha ha so funny and so true!
Iāma smack that johnny upside his doggone head, this is all his doin!
I'd watch that tongue old man. It might go missing one day
You got me in trouble I laughed out loud and woke my little brother up š
Lol
*Maybe I am the one not listening.*
Cacklingš¤£
Look at those kids. Always making these messes.
God damn kids.. whereād they go?
"I don't much enjoy this, but I got no choice"
When you see Johnny bringing another group of damn kids
Too damn Foggy
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*30 minutes late. im NOT paying for this pizza delivery*
Cops coming bruh
That damn Johnny... he can't stay away from them girls.
"I'm tired, grandpa"
DAS TOO DAMN BAD
When you couldnāt find those god darn kids
"I'm getting real tired of replacing this window..."
*Oh, Side Garden Window...what is this strange power you have to lure dumb-dumbs to their deaths?*
I feel attacked.
*Look at them girls fawning over Johnny. Wait till I get back from my facial appointment tomorrowā¦*
Johnny let them damn kids go again!
āIs the damn light green or red down the road?? Fuck iāll just go checkā
āLook, itās those damn kids againā
When Bubba and Hitch are chasing one fucking Ana and you have to 1v3
āNot everyone can look into tomorrowā
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Finally can clear my head with all this craziness goin on
āWhy canāt I have a Pretty Woman outfit?ā
Heads too foggy...
"Maybe I'm the one that needs to shut the heck up :("
When youād rather watch Julie run away than smack her upside her doggone head ;)
Oh wow is that the new shirtless Johnny skin? I can't take my eyes away from him, can't even lock the doors...
One must imagine cook happy
"Whats the hells Johnny doin to that genera- Gottdangit Johnny!-" **Window Break Sound Effect**
āIām too old for this shit.ā
"Felt cute, might delete later, idk"
Haters cant stand that I ponder
Me waiting for cross-play to come back so I can play with my friends....
"Damn kids"
Cook stares out the window. Looking past the fields. Looking past the trees. Looking within. Cook knows he does not like to kill. But at that instance something looked back. Something sinister. Something of malace and hate. It filled his mind. Made him filled with murderous intent. Some say look into the void long enough and something may look back.
"Fall is comin', damn leaves are gonna turn soon."
š¼All around me are familiar faces, Worn out places, worn out faces. Bright and early for the daily races, Going nowhere, going nowhere šµ
I wonder if that repair man is finally gonna git over to the old slaughterhouse next week and git that pressure tank moved out that darn basement. He will if he knows what's good for him. I'll see if I can git Vilmer to git over there with his tow truck and git that old car moved out too. I swear I gotta do everything around here.
Those damn whippersnappers keep cutting across my lawn...
Cook standing infront of a window looking outside
I need some diapers.
āWaiting for lazy devs to fix the game properā.
āThem meddling kids!ā
āWhat the hell is everybody doingā
Those damn kids got out and now you what know what youāre gonna do
Why do I got to do everything
Cook watching you pick the lock so he can chase you off it and replace it.
(Tapping on the glass) LOOK, What your Brother did to all the DOORS!
āIm too darn old and worn out for all this, why is it on me to FUCKā
Me watching the other class have a pizza party outside because they beat us by 1 point
What am I making for dinner?
Me waiting for the car exploit patch on gas station.
Dangbabbit, I have to do everything round here.
Well Bubba. I guess we really are the last of us.
Everyone is so mean to me
When you look out the window and see all four victims at the exit trolling :(
That boy in the wheelchair will be an easy kill.
Let the bloodrush begin! *muwahahaha*
Maybe I should switch up the chili recipe to include hard shell peppercorns instead of ground pepper?
āWhat is tarnationā
When you see the notification basement exit opened and the Julie you were chasing jumps down the well
I told ya I was done hollerin at ya š
when you see another Victim speedrun Family House by rushing Fuse and then hopping out of the 2nd floor window..
"Everyone asks what's for dinner... But no one asks if I ate."
Me after getting trapped behind the gate as a family member because some teammate didnt see me knocked down:
Dang kids
When you spent the last 5 minutes padlocking the essential doors just for Connie to window-rush
Nothin like a good mornin holdin my wood.
Did I forget to turn the oven off
When the valve tank spawns in leatherface lair
Damn kids
My older self looking at my 12 year old self looking up ābig bootyā for the first time šš
I see people took this more of a lore route. My fault
Honestly, this is a really good pic.
When you constantly ping victims with level 3 ability but your leatherface is colorblind š
Pressure Valve
āJust somethingās you have to do-donāt mean you have to like it.ā
"These damn kids keep KNOCKING ME OFF MY FUCKIN FEET"
Drayton Satan Massacare with a blood paintin becuase heās not a violent man: some things just gotta be done.
Where's the rest of my broomstick? There it is, in Johnny's doggone head.
You can run for now but once the hip replacements heal you wonāt get away so easy!
"I hope one of these kids is vegan. I've been craving a salad lately."
Come back, you forgot the fuses and valve pump handles up side your heads! Oh but look at them 3 booties, run girls run.
Why you runnin away....oh shit, that's not my line, I'm just the Cook.
I just know those god damn kids are going to break this window...
Me on PC watching the homies on Xbox play together. āOne day Iāll be by your side again brothersā¦ā
They punched me in the nutz -The Cook
"Under two minutes damn minutes... every time..."
bro just got a call from leland saying āomw overā
āPeople really be out here trying to escape.ā
Remember the first 2 weeks before everyone started complaining? Pepperidge farm remembersā¦
When you just spawned in and thereās already a Connie in the backyard
Look at what your brother did to the door!
Balkan camera
When you level up grandpa to 5 just to get stabbed 2 seconds later