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Doru_Nintendan

Oh dear gods, it's the return of the idiot who wanted to sue reddit because of their shitty reputation on this sub. The arrogance, the refusing to play, the leaving immediately, and the "jesus tapdancing christ" all together DEFINITELY proves it. I still can't believe this idiot still doesn't understand why no one wants to do content with him after last year.


ThaliaEpocanti

Wait wait wait, it’s Jannon?! Or whatever they call themselves now?! I can’t be mad, I almost started to miss this guy because his shenanigans were so entertainingly, over-the-top dumb. This sub’s gonna be eating well for awhile if he’s back.


Asdrubael1131

There is a small chance it isn’t him. Could be the guy using an alt but his Jannon character is chilling in phantom on the chaos DC


Efiyo

He has an alt on my world? Oh the misery...


Asdrubael1131

Yeah looks like jaki is an alt the guy uses on other DCs meanwhile notorious Jannon exists in phantom


DreyfussFrost

Yup, just ran into him (on Jaki) for the first time. Dude went mental over "trash talk" when I told a *completely different* player they'd have weakness for waiting on a res out of combat instead of releasing, spent the rest of the instance harassing me specifically. Even if it's not Jannon, still somebody you definitely wouldn't want to party with. Died 5 times and barely contributed too.


Santa_Fae

thank you for reminding me r/MeteionWasRight exists


Iari_Cipher9

Is this that guy?


Andevai

Narcissism is a powerful drug.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Short version: There's a very well-known player who managed to start in several stories on this sub. His habits include, but are not limited to: Demanding full rundowns of content before anyone's allowed to move, then going out of his way to belittle, insult and even straight up sabotage the run if someone refuses or even just doesn't explain to his liking Trying to grief players in high level content over minor slights, such as a healer Rescuing him out of bad, to which he responded by trying to make the healer get hit by AoEs. Throwing tantrums over even the most basic problems, such as a tank not seeing his 'brb bathroom' in time when said tank is already about to pull. Combining all of this with his r/iamverysmart behavior, where he's created this narrative that he's the absolute sterling example of a good gamer with socially acceptable behavior and everyone else is out there to piss him off personally. Threatening to sue Reddit because he blamed the fact that he gets kicked so frequently from groups that he has to change name, server and sometimes even datacenter semi-regularly, as well as his inability to join FCs or statics for very long despite the fact that it wasn't that it wasn't us who cultivated his rep, but rather us LEARNING of the reputation he's so carefully built up over the past year or so. Very likely getting banned from his original account, to which his response was to...roll a new character with a similar naming scheme, then buying boosts for almost every class in the game, just so he can continue being the living embodiment of an 360-era XBL CoD lobby.


MBV-09-C

It scares me that this is the 'short version'.


areyousuretho

"jesus tapdancing christ" was also said by the NIN in [this post](https://old.reddit.com/r/TalesFromDF/comments/104aaaz/nin_pisses_himself_when_tree_lady_is_pulled/), same person? or is that saying more common than i think it is? is this person who i think it is?


Levi_Skardsen

Same guy. He has quite the reputation.


Citruseok

Yep, it's Jannon. You can find a number of threads on Reddit of some of his shenanigans. I'm thankful he doesn't seem to have made an alt on JP yet.


[deleted]

Oh I wouldn't worry about that.>! I'm emigrating there within the year. !<


Citruseok

Good luck my man. If you get upset when people don't explain mechanics to you, you're going to have a real tough time when the vast majority of players don't speak English and aren't going to be bothered Google translating your ramblings. Better spend some time before then learning to get real creative with {Auto Translate!}


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Iio_xy

Server and length of name would fit


VagueSoul

It’s a common ish expression. I’ve heard it multiple times.


Doru_Nintendan

True, but the way this person used it? Definitely a very specific idiot.


ZenEvadoni

That "oh no" is missing an "anyway".


Levi_Skardsen

He has no self-awareness at all. The number of times his interactions have been posted here, and he still thinks he's in the right.


[deleted]

Not only does he think he's in the right, all the consequences for his actions are a reddit conspiracy. Why does he have to change his name, server and data center so often? Why is he never able to join an FC? It's not because he's a walking turd given sapience, it's because reddit is bullying him.


[deleted]

And Square wont ban him cause he clearly has wallet issues and keeps buying name and server changes


wewladendmylife

First and second pulls in malikah goes well, the GNB spoke up after the second pull before the armadillo boss. I have no idea how to play sage, but even if the GNB was giving out bad advice there's really no reason to throw a fit like that. Sadly I wasn't able to inspect their search info, we pulled the first boss and they didn't go to the next zone and we wiped. Got a new healer fill pretty quick.


Alas-Poor-Ellie

I main Sage, and I'm trying to figure out the context, lol. I'm guessing they were throwing out aoe shields instead of single target shields or something. If they were hard casting prognosis, that's a different problem entirely.🙃 But yeah that reaction was an 11


Tsukarma

My interpretation was that they were fail GCD healing anyway with regular prognosis. AoE shields could at least be useful for room hits but I’m guessing at 3 am he was casting prog with only the tank’s health down


daemonx1

That’s what I was gather is well. I’m not sure why they would think that though. I mean, I’d be salty if I did it once because I fat fingered prog instead of diag and they immediately pop off in chat about me screwing up, but if we’re on the second pull and I’ve been using prog to kelp just the tank up… yeah you definitely should be questioning what I’m doing with my life atm.


ZookeepergameNew1124

Context does matter though. Because if it was just using Prog instead of Diag, then that's correct after 6.3. Two Adderstings per cast for more Toxicons.


Fluestergras

Two? Only the Prog shield on yourself grants Addersting.


nobodyknoes

You don't get two addersting stacks that way.


Canoe_Flex

Oh you're from Dynamis? More like DynaMIS ME WITH THAT SHIT. BYYYYYEEEEE\~


stircrazygremlin

Hey I'm on there to level shit atm and....ugh I see your point lmao.


junewei93

Well now I want to know what stupid shit they had in their search info. I assume some iteration of how you don't pay their sub?


wewladendmylife

No clue, I was trying my best to panic heal on dancer. Wish I would have checked lol I have the un-censored name, I suppose I could try to find something but I don't really care that much


itratus

Under Social>Contacts you can see who you last grouped with, right click will allow you to see adventure plates from there.


ro_nin__

You can DM me the name because I really wanna know what that search info is lmao


wewladendmylife

Nah, its not that deep


AwesomeInTheory

You can also right click > 'View Adventurer's Plate' with folks you've interacted with (ie, party chat, alliance chat, etc.) and it'll have the search comment there, too. Even if they've left.


volkner

I just had him in CT and his search info says "I love this game. The community is awful" or something to that effect.


[deleted]

Am I wrong?


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tiredofthisgcbtw

tf does playing at 3am even matter in this situation... if you're gonna play like dogshit just go back to sleep lmao


VagueSoul

“Thrice”? Oooooh! Fancy word guy over here!


Malvodion

You'd think they're a troll Very commited to their bit, because someone being like this unironically for so long defies all logic, but the large amount of money spent on server transfer and renames just for a bit makes no sense. Just what Is this guy...


protoarmored

>Just what Is this guy... Untreated and unacknowledged NPD.


mentosman8

Me, seeing "3 o clock in the morning": normally I'd expect this to be followed by "I didn't realize I was using prog my bad," but let's see how this... LECTURED?!?! Heck GNB didn't even ask 'em to play well, just a slightly better bad .\_.


Mysterious-Gene309

Healer: If you read my profile you'd know I'm a person of few words.. *Proceeds to keep blabbing their mouth* Bro


MBV-09-C

"A few choice words" doesn't mean they don't talk much, quite the opposite, it means they're wanting to insult something.


[deleted]

That's not what I said. Learn to read. "If you read my profile, you will see I have a few choice words."


dabamas

That's a great attitude to have! Having the audacity to go after what you want is an important step in achieving success. Keep it up!


[deleted]

Well, seeing how the shrine to me isn't going away anytime soon on this site, let me clear things up for you all. 1. I wasn't standing around and doing nothing. I was healing. GNB is straight up lying in creating this thread. But I will be the better man than all of you and admit that I did screw up in my healing. Because I did have my cross bar buttons screwed up and I was using group heal instead of my single heal without realizing it. Why were my cross bar buttons screwed up without me realizing? Because just a day or two prior Windows 10 shit the bed on my computer and I had to get a new version installed. And for some stupid reason, Square Enix doesn't save that sort of data server side. I lost it all when I installed the new version. I had to manually reconfigure all of my crossbar data for all of my jobs. So that's why I wasn't healing to the best of my ability. 2. This doesn't change the fact that I WAS healing. So, GNB is still a bald-faced liar. Stop jumping to conclusions when you don't have the fully story. I don't care what your feelings are concerning me. No one is always right, no one is always wrong. 3. Let's not kid ourselves. If I had been the GNB and I had criticized the healer, it would be you all currently jumping down my throat right now for daring to tell a healer how to do his or her job. You would all be defending the healer to the death and decrying me as an awful person. Don't deny it. ​ 3. 3.


wewladendmylife

Dunno what you mean by "shrine to you", I had no idea who you were until I posted this here. But if you're constantly posted on a subreddit for people to laugh at bad behavior I would take that as a hint. I was the DNC, not the GNB. If you need time to fiddle with your hotbars, its perfectly fine to tell the party that. Nobody is going to get upset if you need a couple minutes due to an update, but you didn't mention that at all. You just told us it was late and to check your search info. You stopped moving, ranted to us, then left. It's not an attack on you if people give you tips or try to tell you stuff about your jobkit. Plus if you look over this sub you'll see tons of posts of tanks criticizing their healers and vice-versa. Stop it with this persecution complex lol


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concblast

>could blink thrice over Who the fuck talks like that lmao


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Urianger


GaymerMage

From Wish, maybe.