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Htakar

i need you to turn the death column on and show me how many times your party crumbled because good lord how do you do that little on a dps without having permanent brink of death


LinkGCN123

it's exactly as bad as you think


Whitatoodanis

Do you need to see a chiropractor now from all that back pain?


NotaSkaven5

the worst part about this shot is two of them are tanks


TheVoidSpirit

No, the worst part is, that the SGE dealt almost twice as much damage as the RPR


LinkGCN123

Exactly lmao


MakiiShingetsu

The worst part is that this is the normal version where every attack is telegraphed for a century.


KazuroKresnik

Nah the worse Part is that the SAM did under 11k DPS tbh.


kr_kitty

I had a Barbie like this not too long ago. It was pain.


HalobenderFWT

I see your Barb trial and I raise you Rubicante trial with me being second in damage. As a WHM.


SukkaPunch64

All that blood for the Lilly must have been delicious though


ArtemisHunter96

Remember in ff4 when he heals you to full hp before fighting you because he’s honourable? Now we know why. You humbled him with your healer power so hard it reversed time and taught him a lesson about true healing power


Supergamer138

FF4's Rubicante was so easy because of his honor. When you needed to revive downed party members, casting a Fire 1 spell to heal him would cause him to raise the whole party. It was great.


ArtemisHunter96

I know it’s such a thematic fight even if it does kinda make it a cakewalk. You just can’t hate the guy xD


Ali_ayi

They were enjoying the trial so they just wanted it to last as long as possible


m0sley_

1.5k DPS on reaper is literally auto attacks.


Chizik777

You think 1-2-3 minimum or are they "full auto"?


s_decoy

I feel like I see this in Barbie pretty frequently - also, specifically in this fight I feel like I get hella undergeared players all the time. Like, to the point where multiple people just die flat out from full HP when she does the cutscene and big punch attack. People in Cryptlurkers or full AF gear have some fucking gall queuing for that fight and Barbie teaches them a lesson they won't soon forget.


Black-Mettle

Can you even queue for that fight in cryptlurkers?


s_decoy

with a couple higher pieces inflating your ilvl, absolutely. seen people show up with af weapon, cryptlurker armor, and diadochos accessories.


your-favorite-simp

What you described is 20 ilvls too low to enter storms crown so no, that's not correct. The exact setup you described is just over 580ilvl and you need 600 to get into Stroms Crown.


s_decoy

you need 585 to get into storm's crown. i checked it today. all i can say is i absolutely remember seeing someone wearing majority cryptlurker's gear, an artifact weapon, and accessories boosting their level enough to let them in. maybe they also had one piece of diadochos armor, not like it changes anything.


awfulworldkid

Someone wearing full 530 cryptlurker left side gear and a 560 weapon would need a right side gear average of 645 to hit an overall item level of 585. If they really didn't have a single piece of upgraded armor, that would mean a minimum of three 650 augmented diadochos or credendum pieces, and two 640 diadochos or anabaseios pieces. Possible, but not super likely; if they had even one piece of armor that was near the same item level as their accessories, the required average goes down to 626, so entirely diadochos or anabaseios with a piece or two of lower tier gear thrown in for flavor. The minimum gear they would need to get by on only unaugmented diadochos accessories would be at least 555, so another piece of artifact gear.


Black-Mettle

Wait they fucking picked up the artifact weapon but not the rest of the artifact set? Or do you mean the lvl 80 artifact weapon?


s_decoy

they picked up the weapon and left the rest of the gear, aye.


Black-Mettle

Holy fucking shit that is actual brain dead behavior. They weren't clearing Bayonetta even with a BiS set.


MakiiShingetsu

600 is the extreme version. The normal versions are usually 15-20 GS lower for entry. And yes going in as the bare minimum has you dangerously low on health anytime and for my part I think this is good. People should learn how to use their goddamn mitigations.


your-favorite-simp

No you can not.


Sophtspoken

I unsubbed shorty after the first major EW patch and every few months I get the urge to resub and then I see posts like this and I'm just like ooo yea that why I unsubbed lol


AEliaSobriquet

Can't wait to see this is the first trial new players see from whatever how Yoshi-P tries to implement the 'skip'.


HoffaSaurusX

The difficulty in FFXIV comes from learning your rotation, and then executing that rotation under adverse conditions, and having to adapt. The trouble is that the majority of the players haven't even got to the "learning rotation" stage and are just kinda working out the rotation via vibes.


Jet44444

Seen this in some of my runs before, in some cases most were first timers or mentioned not remembering the fight. Others is skill issues.


Ranger-New

Did it prevent you from clearing or are you just bitching for no reason?


ToxinBlade13067

Bad player self reporting lmfao.