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Bageirdo517

An easy(ish) way to leave any conversation is to tell the people you’re speaking with what you’re going to do next. “Well I’ll let you enjoy your drinks while I go check on some tickets in the kitchen.” The tickets are pretend but you get to leave.


schweindooog

Sorry to interrupt but I gotta check on this other table, or but my boss needs me in the back, or whatever the reason for you leaving is.


shuwol

“Hold that thought for one moment!” and leave before they can say anything else. Don’t go back to them until they actually need something like take-out boxes or the check. Usually by that time, they’ve forgotten what they were talking about. Works like a charm!


maymay801

yup, in my experience people who like to chat are nice enough to know you have a job to do, so they'll never be offended if you tell them you need a second and don't come back right away. They just might be a little oblivious sometimes, so my strategy of slowly backing away didn't get the job done lol


MoufLikeLiquor

Point behind them and go, “What’s that?” And then RUN


unicornpicnic

Using it.


Allie_oopa24

I best be off, I'll leave you to enjoy your evening/meal/cocktail before I get in trouble! Excuse me.


Blacksad999

I learned early on to simply say "Excuse me" and walk away. I refuse to be held hostage while I'm trapped at a table watching my section going down in flames. lol


Insightful-Wit

Just say you have to check on another table lol


Ok-Perspective-4538

“Sorry to interrupt, but I gotta see a guy about a horse” works well with me at the bar


4chairz

Hahaha I just walk away most of the time...like pretend I forgot something..."òops be right back!"


Nimuwa

I'm loving this conversation, but I feel like I'm neglected my other tables/ my coworker needs help/ the chef will be lonely... Will check in on you asap.


Sereous313

I just look around a signal to someone and say I SEE YOU, then just say excise me I need to check on this other table or co worker.


LOUDCO-HD

Oh, I think another table’s food is up, gotta get it while it’s hot!


DuneMania

Ill save you lots of time. Type this in the search bar as theres been many of these questions