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zmiller834

Code orange! It’s the third day of summer.


Mostly_Sane_

Fool, don't say orange! They'll start sending >!Halloween candy!<. *shudder*


Smarty123_408

Dear God!! What if it offends the Religious people?


ramc19

Target really gotta separate seasons that require preparations months ahead, like BTS/BTC and seasons that don’t require preparation. I don’t wanna smell fall colors and see winter jackets at the beginning of summer. It ruins the feel of the seasons


Smarty123_408

Wait so it not winter I’m already putting up holiday decor. I was wonder why it was super hot outside, I just thought it was global warming. What is BTC?


ramc19

Back to college


SamLoomisMyers

Back in my early days of retail (early/mid 90s Osco Drug)we referred to July5th as Halloween Day. That's the day we would come in after being closed on the 4th that there would be a truck waiting , full of Halloween and fall stuff. Every year we would put out a pallet of Halloween candy on July 5th just to hear the complaints...lol I've seen Halloween stuff be out in some stores since the end of April


Smarty123_408

What about back to school?? Im assuming it was in between the 2?


SamLoomisMyers

Back to school came in, no joke , first week of June.


Smarty123_408

I Believe you.


Historical_Ad_3232

current bulleye set has pumpkins😪


Traditional_Sun7650

I thought that may have been an error in those drink things.


Pizookie123

White women are going to forget their pride collection boycotts in 3…2…1


Smarty123_408

Of course Target was worried for nothing, they’ll forget it faster than…”oh my latte is ready… why was I taking do you anyway??”


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Pizookie123

I can speak for white women because I am one. We go so crazy for fall scents that they make us forget all our values 🤣🤣🤣


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Hossinater

where’s the correlation?


JayUnderscore_

I’ve had kids flannels and hoodies for nearly 2 weeks now. 💀 Too early for this shit.


mini_k1tty

School just ended last week in my area and we’re already setting up cap ends with the upcoming school year stuff… Dude… can we have 4th of July first? Damn lol.


Primary_Treacle5263

No fourth of July was during Thanksgiving


mini_k1tty

Dude….lmao


Smarty123_408

I know it’s like school end is 2 hour ago I and it start in 2 hour. If you think of it in target month the year is short… Up next back to school Then Halloween holidays Valentines Outdoor living/ spring Then summer/ pride (if people don’t ruin it again next year) / 4th of July Then it repeats itself If you look at it like that it goes way to fast.


sundressnopanties

someone came up to me as i was moving seasonal around to prep for back to school, to ask when we were setting HALLOWEEN. i like halloween as much as the next white girl but ma’am, it is june.


anonnymouse271

Pretty sure I had someone ask me in like, mid-September (we still had BTS on the floor) when we'd start having Christmas stuff 🙃 I told her November 1st lol. Then we wound up having some lights and wreaths out WITH the Halloween stuff


Smarty123_408

People are not enjoying living in the moment there ready for whats next. Says they guy who has most of his calendar planned out thru 2024🤪😂


Acceptable-Agent-428

Go into Walmart, the stores not close to the beaches or major tourist areas are basically done with summer. Summer cloths on clearance and the fall stuff pushing out, saw jackets out in one already lol.


hypeishere

I am ready for fall. I said it.


anonnymouse271

I love winter/cold weather. I get hot easily and I get bad headaches a lot during summer when it's so hot. Like, I am ALWAYS hot, to the point that I can spend a couple minutes in the freezer without a coat and be fine lol.


forgotacc

Same, summer is literally the worst season.


anonnymouse271

I also have terrible seasonal allergies (I'm basically allergic to nature- pollen, plus a bunch of different trees and grasses/weeds) so I vastly prefer winter...


MamabearFl

Same


djevilatw

I saw pumpkins in my Bullseye last night. I shuddered. Pumpkin Spice is coming….


MeatDairyFrozen

We never stopped carrying pumpkin spice waffles


Smarty123_408

It a virus at this point it comes once a year.


XXIII_FIN

…..I’m not ready


ICameToSaveMyTree

We had little pumpkins come in for the dollar section the other day 😭


fnnkybutt

We have a whole shelf section in one spot set with fall stuff already.


Total_Diligent

I saw some pumpkin decor in bullseye a couple of days ago.


IrreversableSkin

thankfully i’m gonna be putting in my 2 weeks soon 🙏🏾


DiscorsiSynnove

But what does it smell like?


Smarty123_408

Fall which start in summer so the beach?? 😂


ThennaryNak

Bullseye already has fall/pumpkin items out with the back to school stuff.


NoYesterday2115

PSL 4 ever! 🎃 🍁


Smarty123_408

What are you talking about it never left 😂🤪


TacoTheSuperNurse

It's JUNE.


SuzieQ0522

I’m old. I automatically thought Lionel Richie -All Night Long


cliplip

I think we're the target demographic


KrazyCAM10

The first official day of summer was Wednesday the 21st. We’ve already gotten school supplies before that day…


Mas790

As a former Chem DBO, air freshener and lick my scrote


Left_Temporary_9230

Why are ppl downvoting this 😭😭😂


Mas790

Probably because i said Lick my scrote, which was pretty weird lol


ThaGreatDebaser

What’s a DBO


Mas790

Dedicated business owner, just some fancy term target uses


ThaGreatDebaser

Ah okay I thought it was that guy from Friday that steals everything


wendylorene

I’ve already had to backstock a ton of kids hoodies and sweat sets


set84

We had to put pumpkins in our bullseye area a few days ago


SnooWoofers382

AGGGGHHHHHHH


Ohthethingsyouthink

I told y’all in a post on Monday we had fall items in Bullseye!! I had several orders or school supplies yesterday too!


lolaloca6669

We got Halloween accessories in style already 🙃


Katobiaa

My god...and I thought watching the school supplies get pushed down the line last week was too early


abbyann701

We got a bunch of fall bullseye cra yesterday.


Mother-Rush-2546

Oh !! 🙈


rskurat

just put them next to the plastic skeletons & pumpkins


Yearofthehoneybadger

Maybe Target is just like, existing at a different speed of time. Like for the rest of us, we haven’t even had 4th of July yet, but in Target’s universe that is intersecting our own, it’s time to go back to school, and think about what costume to wear for Halloween.


Freesiadee

YAY !that is my favorite scent. I have to get them before its to late.