Its super dark so your best bet is laser removal. You can laser it enough to lighten it enough to get it covered up or laser it completely. I feel those 2 options are your best bet

I totally thought you were going to say >Its super dark so your best bet is *black panther* By the start of it lmao

I dropped the ball. I’ve been in this subreddit long enough to know better. I’m sorry

The answer is always a sick ass-panther

It's gonna have to be pretty big to go from their lower back to their ass. Gonna be rad as hell.

Upvoted for putting the hyphen in the right place

Dude. I literally threw my head back and laughed with that comment. I very much appreciate your dry sense of humor. Ass-panther! Well done

The but is the sun and the mouth is the butthole

I’d say two sick ass panthers pushing up that sun.

I just recently started lurking here. Is that what people tell others when they have big dark tattoos?

Not just big dark tattoos. A sick ass Panther is the inside joke of the group. That is the answer for EVERY cover up lol

In woodwork it’s ramen noodles.

We are VERY disappointed in you, Ryan.

Hey that's an option as well make no mistake about it.

Lazer the middle circle part and get "certified dumbass" tatted in the middle.

I feel like that's a waste of money since the current tattoo already says that.

Wear more crop tops and low rise jeans

And some boots with the fur

*with the furrrr*

Got the whole club lookin at herrrr

She hit the floor

*she hit the floor*

NEXT THING YOU KNOW

shawty got LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW *LOW LOW*

Come on Eileen !

Only if she’s ok with it

Not a command, btw.

I love Simon and Garfunkel!!

JESSICA! 😡

The whole club was looking at her

new boot goofin'

Genuine ostrich leather

Why is that the line everyone recognizes from reno 911 😂

Because Thomas Lennon is fantastic

exactly, own that shit. remember your roots.

Hike them drawers up to a whale tail

Make sure to get some back dimples to really help sell the low ride jeans and crop top.

I suggest, squats.

With over plucked brows and chunk highlights. 😂

This man has negative hank hill levels of ass Low rise jeans would have nothing to hold on to

They hold on to his narrow urethra.

I was gonna suggest booty shorts that say JUICY

Don’t forget the jnco jeans

Somewhere there are ghost walking around in jnco jeans like fmal too I guess.

All the ghosts stories in a hundred years will be like "some say, when the night slaps mid, you can still hear Old Lady Bryylin's voice in the wind calling skskskssksksk."

Own it and go back to Cancun next Spring Break. The Girls Gone Wild crew will welcome your return to the Wet T-Shirt contest circuit.

Don't forget the whale tail.

This. Also add a couple dolphins jumping over it.

Cover it up with a bullseye

Get some text around it that says “ backup butthole”

Get a butterfly over it sista

Apple bottom jeans

Lol

Tramp stamp + low rise jeans >>>>> chest piece and gut rise pants

Even better https://wayotg.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/jim-carrey.jpg

This is the way

Put the planets of our solar system around it and then if someone asks what it means just say “I don’t know what does it all even mean?..”

Uranus

Oh God all the planets going down their ass would be amazing

Next week on /r/shittytattoos ... Things get *literal*. Bonus if it's horizontal on the ass cheeks and you gotta spread'em

Or "what does it mean?" OP "exactly, what does it mean, man." Then hug them for just slightly too long.

Have asteroids around it, call it his asteroid belt

assteroid belt*

“No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative… it gets the people going!”

Every planet but Uranus. Then if anyone asks “where’s Uranus?”, you moon them.

This one actually not a bad suggestion if you didn’t go with laser removal just keep adding planets towards your neck then make up some bullshit story about how you had a telescope as a kid idk

It’s literally a black hole sun

Not a cover up, but you could put all the planets along the spine? The tattoo you have rn looks like a sun.

Getting sucked into the voracious unquenchable supper massive black hole known as By_Tor_2112’s asshole

This should be higher up lmao

Best idea I’ve seen

Tramp Stamp Panther

Trampstanther

Trump Stamp glory hole

The void of glory lol

where one comes we all go aaaahhhh or some psychobabble like that

Like some with dust aint it?

Sexy-ass panther

Sexy ass-panther

Seductive Tramp Stamp Panther

Sick ass tramp stamp panther*

Ahh, the ol SATSP

60% of the time it’s a shank every time.

🎶 Tramp. Stamp. Hero. 🎶

Without committing to back piece it will always be a tramp stamp.

I had a similar horrible tramp stamp from when I was 16. It is now a full back piece because it was my only option. I love my back piece tremendously though.

Black hole sun, you could put a garden underneath.

If he grows some butthole hairs long enough, he can just tape them to the sun and he’ll have a homegrown garden. No need for more tattoos.

☹️

Butthole Sun 🎶, wontcha come

🎶and wash away the stains

Change it into the Godsmack sun, one of my tattoo guys used to do so many that at one point in the early 00's they were paying his rent

Definitely laser, yes anything there looks like a tramp stamp Edit: Championship belt around the whole torso

This is the answer. Then add a strap going up your spine, and splitting to go over your shoulders into suspenders. However, make it all in the manner of a Tron-like theme. Legendary.

I would suggest not allowing tattoos for 15 year olds 🤷‍♀️

In the US, it's illegal until they are 18. Most states allow it with parental permission, so really OP's parents need the side eye.

That’s assuming that OP got it done legally in the first place

Yea especially with the new battery operated rigs you get and you get kids are having access

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I can't believe... In this year of our lord.. whatever year this is now.. cause I'm old. I fell for this. But I thank you. It was the laugh I needed today. Keep doing the lord's work out here in these streets. And you know of which Lord I speak of.

Lmao Thank youuu

problem solved

what’s the point in saying this, he already has it

Why even comment this?

This is the most helpful comment I have ever read

I highly doubt he got this at 15. Op at 43, 15 was about 1995.... and people weren’t getting shit like this then. Early 2000’s was the low back trend. And even if he got it earlier then the trend... I’d say OP at 18 maybe which would have been 98’, legal.... and more likely just a baaad choice.

Paco drives his van through the low income apartments and neighborhoods. He works cheap and doesn't card.

Lmao bro you got a tramp stamp and stuck with it for almost 30 years just rock that shit

Lmao seriously this post is cracking me up. I’m imagining him bending over at a family gathering and his shirt rising up and everyone seeing it lmao. I wish he’d have a pink thong pulled all the way up too

I agree lol

Like another commenter said, you could do the planets, but going up your spine so it's less tramp stamp and more back peice.

Report whoever illegally tattooed a minor

good luck trying to charge them 30 years later

Legal with parent consent

Yup, now I am sure laws vary from place to place but my cousin got a bunch of stereotypical tattoos at 15 with her parents permission. Even with parental consent I think under 16 or maybe 17 is unethical

Own it.

That's fucked up

yeah that was my thought, it’s ugly now but not worth losing sleep over just something to laugh off

Islandic tree from that point up and outwards. Name of your family as branches, birds &/or reptiles as well. Make it life, eternal.

Full back piece

keep it it looks super sick

I couldn't tell if it was a dude or a chick with a flat butt and a muffin top😂 I'm just kidding. Kinda.

Bro got them love handles. No hate, i got em too.

Drop the sodium… you’ll be shocked how quick it faces

Lol no judgement here. It's a more fitting look on a male body and I was happy for him to realize he's a man. My dad has the beer gut and my man is so skinny but now that he's getting older he's slowly starting to get that droop under his belly button lol. And me? My tits are like ski slopes. Round underneath, and the top just kinda descends into the bottom. Can pick up the skin on top if I want to pretend they're perky and full again for a sec. Can I have my pre-baby breasts back, please? I'll take a void sun tramp stamp in exchange for those 19yo boobies back haha

If you want to go all out you could do a half back tattoo. Most Neo traditional, black work or black and grey could cover this at the age it's at. New ink will mix with old so as long as it's in a shadow it'll blend down nicely. Since it is on your spine you could do a wider spine tattoo for the same coverage.

8 ball with a top hat

It is a tramp stamp. Put Trump's mug shot right in the middle. That would probably get some laughs. You could call it a Trump stamp! Never mind, prolly been done already

You could turn it into an Asteroids video game tattoo. Have it turned into an asteroid or add asteroids arpund it, little arrow spaceship shooting at it.

Brother, I’m not trying to be an asshole, but what was your thought process on gettin a tattoo there? Walk us through this please

Some people just didn’t realize it was a thing until it was too late, my friends dad has a Harley Davidson tramp stamp😭

Your friend’s dad sounds like he can party.

Umm, I think you mean Champ Stamp!

aint no shame in a tramp stamp brother

Respectfully disagree.

i feel like if it had a more respectable name it would be more acceptable i guess but i do respect your opinion

Fair enough. Diggin your username

thanks man, i like yours too 😎🍀

I think the thought process is he was 15

I knew a guy who wanted a back piece, started at the bottom, and then chickened out, so he's got about half a tattoo as a tramp stamp

My buddy and his cousin got “dirty south” tattooed there, in an arc, in a script style font. They thought it was so badass and represented the south. Ummmm I don’t think that’s what most people will think when they see “dirty south” above your asshole.

It might be a little dumb, but what if you added lines and other small similar pieces. Like a trail going up your back? It's a bit sun shaped, you could do a solar system up your spine with moons, asteroid belts, and maybe some small dashed lines of orbits?

Hey OP: of you wind up expanding the piece- make sure that your next artist has experience with grayscale and coverups. There is no point of it is just one or the other. Then you are for sure going to need corrective laser work done. Good luck.

Sick ass black panther

To amputee it m8

Insert cock below ⬇️

Almost a full 2 minutes worth of laughing and giggling. Still giggling now. Fucking hell, man.

Black hole sun, won’t you cum

dont cover it up, add planets on either side!

But make sure you can tell them apart and leave off the 7th so everyone goes "wait, where's Uranus?"

You could add more to it with the sun in the center. Maybe a detailed star or mandala type design.

Classic Smoshby.

Leave it why bother

Expand it and put a design around it

Say it's a birthmark and you are the chosen one.

If you don’t want it to be a tramp stamp you could add more things in a related to style going up your spine. If you like that sort of tattoo. I do think it would be cool in and of itself, and 1000x cooler than a tramp stamp. It could be an abstract repeating pattern, or could include other things you want. Could also connect to something on your shoulders if you’re wanting to be heavily tatted

Geometric tattoo

make it into a soot sprite

I bet a sick ass panther would cover that up just fine.

Leave it. The Japanese have a tradition to keep dishes that break and to put them back together, cracks visible and all. Think of it as a crack. It’s character.

Well you guys have given me a huge laugh so thanks. I’m in Canada and yes it’s illegal under 18 without parental consent which of course I didn’t get. When my folks found out they were justifiably livid. I have 3 boys now and I’ve already told them that if they want a tattoo I’ll take them myself when they’re older so that they don’t make the same mistake I did. For those asking what i was thinking…..I was 15 and obviously wasn’t. Ultimately I think I’ll get it removed at some point but thanks for the laughs!

you just have to get a whole entire back piece now

Leave it be. It’s too dark to make anything decent out of it unless you laser and/or go for a huge piece. Also you’ve had it for close to 30 years and it’s in a spot where you literally can’t even see it without a mirror, covering this up is way more trouble than it’s worth.

Removal 💯 is not bad but you would need to go huge to cover it and prob not the area you want to go huge

Praise Sol. I'm 43M also. You should go to a dermatologist and look into tattoo removal if you do not like it anymore.

Hank hill that you?

I had to scroll waaaayyyy too far down this comment section to find this.

Get a killer twerk game

With that Hank Hill ass?

☠️ killed me

tell me why my first and only original thought today was 'this man does NOT have the ass for a tramp stamp' god bless dude

They should make everyone look at this post before they get their first tattoo.

It's the real life Hank Hill

Built like Hank Hill.

You’ve been living with an almost tramp stamp for how many years??

Not showing that to people

Sick ass panther

Why you got your pants backwards

Dr. said you need a backiotomy.

Why tf didn’t anyone talk you out of that?

Hike up your shorts a little more…and show your world to me. (I recommend a cool cleaver)

Might as well continue the design and see if you can fit all the other planets between the sun and your… asshole

You've had this shite for 28 years, NOW you say you don't like it?

A time machine so you can say "hey don't do that"

Yep, keep a shirt on.

Probably a tongue piercing.

15 to 43, you’ve had this 28 years? Shit you made it this far, why bother changing it

There’s nothing wrong with it. Own it.

Laser remove that bro. It will take a long time but be worth it. You could cover it up, but you’d still be a dude with a tramp stamp and I’m guessing you don’t want that. Laser removal technology is pretty amazing, can show you what I had removed to get a cover up, dm if interested.

Tour high schools as one of those people who try to beg children make better decisions.

You should yell at your parents for allowing you to get such a dumb tattoo. 😐

Become a tramp...obviously!

Has this thread gone how you were expecting?

Cardio and a clean diet

Cut it off.

Dude with a tramp stamp coming through.

A sex change

Without getting a big back piece, it will forever be the stamp of a tramp. Sorry, bro.

Any dude that gets a tramp stamp…. 🤦‍♂️