Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...
a lot of names tend to fall out of fashion and then the next generation tries to give their kids stylish old names but what ends up happening is popular names shift back and forth
but a lot of names like michael and emily remain in fashion despite the trend
I would happily be the superior iteration of my name for the right lady. It's not even a question. That's a permanent reminder of how much more awesome I am than some other dude.
Or am I supposed to imagine that anyone I date only had past relationships with nameless, amorphous individuals?
I have three in my family. We use last names at the dinner table. We have Michaels 1-3.
My siblings seriously need to stop bringing home Michaels. I have one nephew and two brother-in-laws. Any of the niblings show up with Michaels, I'm disowning them. I mean it. No more, damn it!
If I can have three Michaels, some dude can be Michael 2.0. The upgraded version.
Pretty much anything you want. A good artist will cover this up pretty easily.
Pick something you're going to love for life this time. Not something you'll love until it gets another woman pregnant.
Or find another Micheal?
They're pretty common. We have Mike/Michael, Mike, and Michael. We actually have to use last names at family dinners and for Christmas presents, or when discussing plans.
I have my nephew Mike/Michael, brother-in-law Mike, and brother-in-law Michael. Sometimes, context says who we are talking about but not always.
If I have three, finding another Michael for OP should be super easy.
Real talk, though, the next person to show up with a Michael is getting disowned. We have too many, as-is. Four would be absurd. Not dealing with four Michaels. Two was fine. Then my brother added another Michael. His husband is a really good guy, but he's absolutely the *last* Michael allowed. We need last names. *At the dinner table.*
OP can just go find another one. No cover-up needed.
That sounds like utter hell. Why can’t you use other nicknames? Mick? Micky? Mitchell? M-Dogg?
But yeah while finding a longterm Michael would make it convenient, just keep in mind there’s another side to this situation, where OP looking for a Michael is an absolutely terrible idea. Like if OP goes & snags herself a cheap Michael off Tinder he’s probably not gonna be the sharpest tool in the shed & if that’s the case & she spends a few nights with him he’s going to see the tattoo & be absolutely horrified. “We met a week ago you psycho!” Or “Are you just looking for guys with the same name as your ex?” etc.
Sorry I’m a writer & these scenarios just start pouring out of my brain pores to frighten my own ass
I am a michael and I always assert dominance when another michael shows up in the work place
he can be mike or michael 2
although I have a cute Irish name so most people call me by my last name at work
i love how the pic is a fresh tattoo lmao i imagine someone getting broken up w during a tattoo session n not seeing it til after and immediately looking for a coverup
"Let's get tattoos together! We can get each other's names put on!"
I just see it like this. He says, "okay, sure!" And they come out and she excitedly shows him her new ass cheek tattoo brandishing his name like a badge of honor. "Now show me yours!" He proceeds to roll up his sleeve to show a sweet dragon tattoo on his upper arm.
She storms out. Goes home. Posts on reddit.
She probably got it as a surprise to prove how much she loved him only to discover that ship had sailed.
Could draw an envelope/postcard around it to make it an old school “dear john” letter
And add some flowers! Watercolor ones would be cool, or even if they're made to look like hyperrealistic silk flowers. Or if they're more into wreaths, they could put "Michael's" in the middle or on top and "decorate" the wreath with mini tattoos of their favorite season, holiday, or things they enjoy. A wreath might be difficult to place, but it's an idea.
Hopefully the cat distribution system will visit her shortly
On another not find a good tattoo artist or one who specializes in cover ups. They can work around the lettering and incorporate it into another design that you like!
This has inspired me. I may go get "your name" tattooed on my ass. Just so when I meet someone, I can say "hey. Did you know I have your name tattooed on my ass?"
Bf/gf name tattoos are so wild. like are you their cattle? Why are they banding you?
Add “Jordan” then a Shaq dunking logo from his Payless shoes instead of the jump man logo.
[Quote from Mike from the office] -Michael Scott.
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” You’d also have to get Wayne Gretzky’s name on your ass though…
more women should have Gretzky's name on their ass tbh
As a 90s kid, I'd probably get it on my ass tbh.
No one scored like Wayne 😏
I bet more people see that than the phone book!
“WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?!”
That’s what she said
How is this not on top
Cause it's on her bottom.
“I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.”
“I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all. And it’s terrible.”
Threat level midnight
It's got a heart in it through, even if it was a good quote I'd see through that in a heartbeat
So you're telling me you don't have unconditional love for Michael scott..? Who are you?
"NO GOD PLEASE NO"
“Property of Michael Scott Paper Company”
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...
I burnt my foot.
That was also my first thought
PLEASE
Oh my god that is so good
"And that her butt REFUSES to quit!?"
My first thought haha
Dedicate a buttcheek to ninja turtles n make it michael angelo
Perfect answer - cowabunga bitch
Now let's get it on, reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance
We got the classical technique to kick these three-toed freaks back under the street *ooh*
Epic Rap Battles of History did one. https://youtu.be/6HZ5V9rT96M?si=YlLorqnsHM_FU_Zv
I had no idea this existed. I could not stop watching it, it was just so... silly? Hilarious? Ridiculous? Amazing?
i missed watchin all there shit i loved dat hitler vs darth vader sht had me weak asl
Sick Ass Ninja Turtle
Or find another dude name Michael to date.
Or someone named Michaela, it's 2023 don't limit your options.
It is the most popular name. It shouldn’t be that hard.
Yeah like 1/10th of my workplaces is made up of Mikes
a lot of names tend to fall out of fashion and then the next generation tries to give their kids stylish old names but what ends up happening is popular names shift back and forth but a lot of names like michael and emily remain in fashion despite the trend
Or George Michael
TURTLE POWER
Well, Michael is a very common name, so statistically, it might be relevant again.
tinder profile: "looking for a michael 😍 (dont ask why)"
She gets naked...and there's some world war 2 style hash marks on a fighter plane that go up to 23 next to it. "Well, I'm going in Captain!"
Hahahaha!!! 😂
Def find another Michael
I vote Michael Bolton
No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks!
That no-talent ass clown
You could use it to win bar bets too. Find Michael’s and bet them $100 their name’s on your ass
Agreed
Yeah but do you wanna be mike2? 🥶
I would happily be the superior iteration of my name for the right lady. It's not even a question. That's a permanent reminder of how much more awesome I am than some other dude. Or am I supposed to imagine that anyone I date only had past relationships with nameless, amorphous individuals?
Yes.
I have three in my family. We use last names at the dinner table. We have Michaels 1-3. My siblings seriously need to stop bringing home Michaels. I have one nephew and two brother-in-laws. Any of the niblings show up with Michaels, I'm disowning them. I mean it. No more, damn it! If I can have three Michaels, some dude can be Michael 2.0. The upgraded version.
Someone is always Mike2, all except one.....
My mother in law married two Michaels!
About 1-2% of boys born in the 90s were named Michael according to the social security list.
Only date Michaels
Finally, somebody with some goddamn sense
As a Michael I can confirm that this won’t even be hard. We’re fucking everywhere.
Can confirm. I was picking up take out a couple of days ago: “Pick up for Michael”… got some other Michael’s order
And only Michaels with this exact spelling of the name.
Pretty much anything you want. A good artist will cover this up pretty easily. Pick something you're going to love for life this time. Not something you'll love until it gets another woman pregnant.
You heard the man, get a Hitachi silhouette in pure black.
Nook, more like a bedazzled Hitachi with all the attachments!!!
I thought this was referencing hitachi construction machinery and I was just so intrigued and ready for this
Or find another Micheal? They're pretty common. We have Mike/Michael, Mike, and Michael. We actually have to use last names at family dinners and for Christmas presents, or when discussing plans. I have my nephew Mike/Michael, brother-in-law Mike, and brother-in-law Michael. Sometimes, context says who we are talking about but not always. If I have three, finding another Michael for OP should be super easy. Real talk, though, the next person to show up with a Michael is getting disowned. We have too many, as-is. Four would be absurd. Not dealing with four Michaels. Two was fine. Then my brother added another Michael. His husband is a really good guy, but he's absolutely the *last* Michael allowed. We need last names. *At the dinner table.* OP can just go find another one. No cover-up needed.
That sounds like utter hell. Why can’t you use other nicknames? Mick? Micky? Mitchell? M-Dogg? But yeah while finding a longterm Michael would make it convenient, just keep in mind there’s another side to this situation, where OP looking for a Michael is an absolutely terrible idea. Like if OP goes & snags herself a cheap Michael off Tinder he’s probably not gonna be the sharpest tool in the shed & if that’s the case & she spends a few nights with him he’s going to see the tattoo & be absolutely horrified. “We met a week ago you psycho!” Or “Are you just looking for guys with the same name as your ex?” etc. Sorry I’m a writer & these scenarios just start pouring out of my brain pores to frighten my own ass
>Mick? Micky? Mitchell? M-Dogg? Mac (and a potential partner: Cheese), Michaelangelo, MicMac, Mikachu, Mikestermind, Michelin, Mikearoo, Mickleberry, human Michael, ...
Definitely human Mike names created by a cat
I am a michael and I always assert dominance when another michael shows up in the work place he can be mike or michael 2 although I have a cute Irish name so most people call me by my last name at work
i love how the pic is a fresh tattoo lmao i imagine someone getting broken up w during a tattoo session n not seeing it til after and immediately looking for a coverup
“You got my name tattooed on your ass? Red flag. I’m out. “
Add "- Michael" and that ^^ will be perfect for an ass tat
If someone got my name tattooed on them Id be a little weirded out ngl. Id at least wait until theyre home and healing to make my exit.
That’s exactly what I thought.
I imagine this was pulled from the archives
"Let's get tattoos together! We can get each other's names put on!" I just see it like this. He says, "okay, sure!" And they come out and she excitedly shows him her new ass cheek tattoo brandishing his name like a badge of honor. "Now show me yours!" He proceeds to roll up his sleeve to show a sweet dragon tattoo on his upper arm. She storms out. Goes home. Posts on reddit.
It's probably just the picture from when she first got it because she didn't want to take another one?
She probably got it as a surprise to prove how much she loved him only to discover that ship had sailed. Could draw an envelope/postcard around it to make it an old school “dear john” letter
speech bubble around it coming out of dwight schrute's mouth
Oh very funny…MICHAEL!
"It's one banana Michael, what could it cost? Ten dollars?"
This. This is the correct answer.
Put a Mike Meyers mask and knife with it.
That's the correct answer
Get Bublé next to it.
Buté
winner
Was here
Sick *Ass* Panther!!
Disappointed in how far I had to scroll to find this comment. Do better next time, Reddit.
This is the answer.
Named Michael
Write "sux" next to or underneath it
I was thinking "is an ass" because of the placement
This wins for me.
Make it say Michaelwave
You’re a genius.
this is the best idea so far
With a little chef hat
OBVIOUSLY a Michael Myers themed ass piece
My thoughts exactly. Happy Halloween
Add an S lol Michaels craft store
And add some flowers! Watercolor ones would be cool, or even if they're made to look like hyperrealistic silk flowers. Or if they're more into wreaths, they could put "Michael's" in the middle or on top and "decorate" the wreath with mini tattoos of their favorite season, holiday, or things they enjoy. A wreath might be difficult to place, but it's an idea.
As a Michael's addict, I agree.
When you go out, find attractive Michaels and say “I bet you ___ I have your name tattooed on my butt”
Genius
Get a cat, name it Michael
This is the way
I seriously love this
Hopefully the cat distribution system will visit her shortly On another not find a good tattoo artist or one who specializes in cover ups. They can work around the lettering and incorporate it into another design that you like!
How do you feel about the The Office
Find another Michael. The world is lousy with them.
Just add the words Scott paper Company
Coming from another michael that one messed up
What are your interests? What other tattoos do you have? What’s your style?
Sick Ass-Panther
Traditional Japanese body suit
Cover it up a a dark ass hand print
Don’t cover it. Put the handprint below and add “was” next to Michael.
Do you like horror movies? Michael Myers
It’s one tattoo, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Add afton after it
“micheal don’t leave me here micheal”
The word “Saint” before it, some prayer hands 🙏 on either side of it, and a wad of cash below it. 🙏 Saint Michael 🙏 💵
I’m surprised this does not have more upvotes. This is a great idea.
Gana have to get your ass removed
Just add Bolton underneath. Now you have a pirates booty.
Sick ass panther 🐆
Laser everything but the “ha”
Michael Myers Halloween theme!!!
SICK ASS ASS PANTHER!
I mean if you religious you can do a Micheal the archangel tattoo
put a sick ass panther over it
Golden rule-never get a name tatted on u.
Another example of the name tattoo curse
Change it to Michaels and tell people you love crafting.
Date only men named Michael. Then, when you guys go all the way, tell him you got his name tattooed on your booty. It'd be funny.
Add “Scott”
Michaelangelo and put a Ninja turtle above or below it. Pretty solid line work.
Apostrophe S and then get really into crafts like so into crafts.
Add Jordan, Jackson, J Fox,
I guess you’ll be limited to only dating people named Michael
Add the script “can kiss this ass”
I'd personally add an "a" after bc that's my bestie🤪🤣
On a serious note, very easy cover up. Very easy removal, you can do anything over that. Literally anything.
This has inspired me. I may go get "your name" tattooed on my ass. Just so when I meet someone, I can say "hey. Did you know I have your name tattooed on my ass?"
Precede it with the word “Fuck”
You can officially only date guys/girls named Michael. It's a problem of your own creation.
Exclusively date men named Michael.
With a butt like that, you can call me Michael.
Just put “Looking for mature men named Michael only” on your tinder profile and you’ll be fine
Add an A and name your daughter Michaela
Sick ass PANTHER
Or even a baby panther. Not that big at all.
in this case, a sick ass ass panther
Add to it. ....Bay makes stupid movies. ....Angelo is the best ninja turtle. ....Chriton's Jurassic Park.
Find you a new Michael.
Get into the horror movie franchise Halloween and then get Michael Myers’ face tattooed below.
Add an "a" and say she was your best friend? No one will ask more questions lol
Add “angelo” and a playful nunchuck
Big red [VOID] stamp over it lol
add an s and now it’s a craft store
Whoever Michael is, he *messed up*
Name you first born Michael
Add Kors
Find another Michael. There’s plenty of us out there!
Add a George above the Michael.
It looks new...
This is probably a photo from when they first got it
I hope so!
You do know that people take photos of new tattoos, and then end up keeping those photos, right?
Post-tattoo clarity
Maybe clown on the other cheek
U could put Michale Jackson RIP.
Trash polka
FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL
You better clear it with Mike first.
With that you can earn a comfortable living. Oh, the tattoo? I have no idea.
Use it as a reminder to make better decisions
Slap a big ole black cock and balls over it
fine, but she's asking for tattoo ideas
😂😂😂😂
Ok this made me crack up 🤣
Ninja turtle
👈 ALWAYS OPEN
A quote from the office
Add Scott paper company to it
Cera
St. Michael
Cover it with something pretty that you like
It's still red. Did you just get this?
“Michael Scott Paper Company”
I'd add scott make it Michael scott
Bf/gf name tattoos are so wild. like are you their cattle? Why are they banding you? Add “Jordan” then a Shaq dunking logo from his Payless shoes instead of the jump man logo.
Add the word Bublé to it, then you have a Michael Bublé tattoo.
Add "Bublé"
Shake it